Please contact me if you have any questions

"Find Me If You Have Questions" Author: He Xia

Introduction

Ding Shuo found a physical store for his adult products (sex toys) online store, and was officially promoted from an online store owner to a physical store owner.

But in reality, people are always shy about mentioning "sex", and the physical stores are empty. In desperation, Ding Shuo can only entertain himself, and opened a blog called "Please contact me if you have any questions". Rotten women popularize common sense about same-sex sex.He never thought that in this process, he would meet the person who made his heart flutter, what should he do for the socially awkward person?

[Blog] A Sex Toy Store

January 2017, 8 24:18

I opened a certain treasure store for adult products, and I bought a small store near my home last week, so I can be regarded as a person with a physical store.

When I was working on a certain treasure before, many customers would often ask me various questions, such as how to use sex toys, what should be paid attention to when having sex between the same sex for the first time, whether it will happen after the first use Pain or something.

So I found it necessary to popularize the usage of these products to everyone.So I put a QR code in my physical store, which is a public account I registered for customers who come to my store to buy sex products to ask questions.

But I found that very few people add QR codes in physical stores, and I don't know if they are shy.

(Actually, I don't really understand. Since you dare to buy things in my store, why are you still shy? If you are shy, it's better to go directly to a certain treasure, right?)

Then the reason why I started a blog for myself was not to sell my sex toys, but mainly because when I visited the forum, I found that many girls, especially the girls who wrote articles, had many misunderstandings about same-sex ML.

Don't say no!I'm not blind after all.

For example, do many danmei texts always have such bridges when H is used:

Gong and Shou agree with each other, and there will be some relationship naturally, and then in the sweet atmosphere of the two of you and me, start to enter the theme of sex.But it turned out that Xiaoshou was the first time, so an accidental attack broke the PP of Shou, and then there was such content:

"When the love was strong, I heard the subtle sound of tearing the silk, and the brows of the people under me frowned suddenly, the teeth were clenched and trembling, and the painful moans came out from the mouth. The part that wrapped my clone In the tight place, warm liquid gushed out in an instant, and the air was filled with a faint smell of rust.

"Bao'er, don't cry!Bear with it, you will be happy soon...』

The face of the glamorous person under him was full of unbearable pain, but his eyes revealed deep attachment and trust, as well as secretly looking forward to the upcoming cloud and rain.

The strong body began to swing back and forth regularly, lubricated by the blood, and could enter and exit freely. In a short while, there were sensual murmurs that made people blush and ears dry all over the tent. "

Right, such plots have appeared in many Tanmei novels, so here comes the problem! !

If you can hear the sound of "cracking silk" during sex, do you think you can still have normal sex?Are you kidding me?If it is so serious that you can hear the cracked voice, sorry, you have to call 120 immediately!If you don't deal with it in time, you may have to pack diapers to live in the future!

Sorry, I really want to talk too much nonsense today.In short, don't be shy, please contact me if you have any questions! (honey smile)

[Blog] Does it hurt the first time?

January 2017, 8 25:18

When I logged into the blog, I was stunned. How could the popularity here be so high? In just one night, there are ten comments on a blog. I never thought about it before.Everyone who asked questions was so bold.I posted on Weibo some time ago, and there were only 28 fans, which was extremely embarrassing.It made me think that everyone who doesn't casually mention "sex" is the mainstream, and it's abnormal to be unrestrained like me...

After reading yesterday's message, everyone's questions are quite bold, so let me summarize.

1. A question from an anonymous friend: "I would like to ask about lubricants... Do lubricants have other effects besides lubrication? For example, pain relief, aphrodisiac... and so on..."

2. A question from an erotic writer (???): "Excuse me, what preparations should I make when the double dragon enters the cave? (Rubbing hands)"

3. A question from a friend who thinks my blog is super interesting: "May I ask if Xiaoshou was in pain for the first time? It hurts so much that he screamed? The Xiaoshou in GV doesn't scream very much. explain."

Just last night, a little friend came to me on Taobao, wanted to buy a massage stick, and asked me which one is better, and then we talked about whether it hurts for the first time. Today, we will first answer about "Is it painful for the first time same-sex sex?" This question is over.

How to say this question.

If you want to say that it doesn't hurt to poke something that doesn't belong to you in that place, it must be a lie, after all, it's such a big place.To put it a bit disgusting, sometimes I eat a lot but drink less water, and it’s very uncomfortable when I have a big lump (embarrassed laugh).So I think this question is quite complicated to answer.

If you really want to say that you can feel pain-free for the first time, there should be prerequisites.First of all, we must do a good job of lubrication! !I’m not going to lie to you, if it’s not lubricated, even if it’s the size of a little finger, let alone the question of whether it hurts or not, you won’t even be able to get in!But doing a good job of lubrication does not mean that everything is going well, and the most important thing is expansion!It is often written in many novels that the two of them were too impatient for the first time, they dug a piece of balm and sent it inside, stretched it into their fingers and stretched it twice, and then they went straight to Huanglong with all their might.

I want to say, huh, are you kidding me? ! "Hastily expand twice", "Go straight to Huanglong"? !It must hurt your ass to death!

If it's the first time, only insert one or two fingers at most when well lubricated.Don't believe it!This is true (serious face.jpg) so if you want to experience a perfect love with Xiao Gong, it is recommended to prepare in advance.

Many novels, especially ancient novels, often have such plots: the victim is attacked and brought home, and he is trained with Yushi, starting from the smallest size and gradually using larger ones.In fact, this makes sense. If you imagine that place as a circle of ligaments, wouldn't it be easier to understand?The ligaments are harder at the beginning, and they need to be exercised to soften them, so the place on your butt is the same

It is recommended that if you want to try children's shoes that are truly homosexual, you should practice first.You can try to do it yourself with your fingers first. Although it is a bit inconvenient and embarrassing, at least you can find out which places are more sensitive, which places are more likely to hurt, which angles are not easy to get in, and so on.Only children's shoes that have been tried with their own fingers will know that rubbing lightly at the entrance will feel special! (covers face and runs away)

As for the question "The little shou in GV doesn't scream very much" asked by the little friend who thought my blog was super interesting, of course I made preparations in advance before shooting!And the short movie is edited, and the preparations made in the middle will not be shown to you, hahaha.

But having said that, I don’t know if you have noticed a phenomenon. There is a big difference between Asian GVs and European and American GVs.At present, I have watched Japanese GV and American GV, and I found that the Japanese GV's audience is sometimes soft, and it is rare to see them hard after a few shots.As for the American GV's subjects, as long as they are in the mood, their jiji under the camera will be hard before the climax.I don’t know if this phenomenon should be said that the editing technology of American GV is better than that of Japan, or that the Yankees have better sex skills (embarrassed laugh).

Oh, I forgot to mention, the little friend who came to buy a massage stick ended up buying the smallest size.After all, if it is the first time to try intrusive masturbation, it is better to be on the safe side.Besides, the size and quality of my massage stick are great. Although it is the smallest size, it must be the best!

I also gave him 5 condoms and a 50ml bottle of lubrication.When it comes to lubricating fluid, I don’t recommend you to imitate the ones in the novel. What kind of shampoo, shower gel, conditioner, or even toothpaste (???) Our intestines are very sensitive, and there are There are a lot of capillaries, and it is easy to be infected with bacteria if you are not careful, so it is better to be careful!It's okay if you have to use saliva or something, that's it. . .Saliva is also prone to bacteria, and...

Dry (first beep) very quickly.

As for the sauce, I have to go shopping and cook first, and I will talk to you about the other 2 questions when I find time.

[Blog] Lubricants

January 2017, 8 25:21

Today is a gloomy day, because I don't know how to write today's BLOG.When I first opened the physical store, I felt that no one left a message on the WeChat official account and no one paid attention to it. Then I opened a blog and a forum, and found that everyone was as unrestrained as I was.

When I was writing the blog on the first day, a netizen who claimed to be a erotic writer asked a question about double penetration (two cockroaches inserted into the same buttocks), and I really wanted to answer it, but I really couldn’t answer it. , feeling unimaginable, must be very uncomfortable (self-knowledge).When I was watching GV, I saw two tops fighting a bottom, and then it turned into an Oreo sandwich biscuit.Although the effect of the GV editing is that I feel very comfortable and keep yelling "yes, yes", but when I look at the whole picture, I really can't get excited at all. After all, the positions of the two attackers are really uncomfortable at all. ah!I really can't understand it... so I can only say sorry: idon't know (embarrassed smile).

There is a very cute netizen who started to ask questions on the first day. He tried to remain anonymous all the time but failed. Yesterday's blog continued to ask me to remember to answer that question.So I spent a day today digging out all the lubricants in the store and researching, "What are the other functions of lubricants besides lubrication?" Sure enough, I found a big discovery.

Let's talk about the lubricant first.In my previous post, I warned everyone not to use shampoo, shower gel, etc. for lubrication. After all, alkaline things can stimulate the intestinal tract and save everyone from diarrhea.Then many novels mention the use of Vaseline. In fact, Vaseline is also OK, but it is mineral oil after all. If it is used too much, it will be bad for the skin (rough), and if it is used with rubber products such as certain condoms, it will produce reactions. , causing the condom to be fragile and easy to break, so it is not recommended for everyone to use.

In order to make it more clear, when answering this question, I will classify and mark the price by the way. Today’s blog will be regarded as a recommended post. I hope everyone will not feel too boring after reading it.

1. Durex KY:

What we often see is water-soluble human body lubricants. The most sold in the market is Durex KY. It looks like a tube of toothpaste. It is a transparent jelly when squeezed out. It is colorless and odorless. The price is about RMB 40 (our store It’s also sold here, RMB39/piece, the second one is half price, do you want to think about it, haha).The advantage of this lubricant is that it is relatively professional and easy to carry—it looks like a toothpaste, and it has many specifications, including 100g/50g/15g.

2. Durex Sexy Gel:

There are actually two combinations of this sexy jelly, one is the legendary "Ice and Fire Two Heavens", and the other is a bit shy and called "Mouth Love Partner" (I'm so ashamed to say that!!!)

Let me talk about the "two heavens of ice and fire". As the name suggests, it means that after this combination, you can experience the hot and cold feeling at once.It is composed of two bottles of different lubricants. The orange bottle is a thermal lubricant. When you spit it on Jiji or PP, it will start to heat up when you blow it lightly. The blue bottle is a cooling type. I don’t need to explain it, it’s very cool when you blow it lightly, hahahaha!

Let's talk about the "mouth love partner" who is too embarrassing to die for, don't ask me how to use it, it's just for mouth (too shy to get angry)! !Two flavors, strawberry and aloe vera, just sauce! (Don’t ask me if it’s delicious, I’ve never eaten it!)

3. Pleasure enhancer:

This is not a lubricant, because the dosage should not be too much, you can only use 2-3 drops each time, although it also has a lubricating effect, but it is mainly used to enhance sensitivity (that is, the little friend who has always wanted to be anonymous wants to know aphrodisiac effect).The principle of this pleasure-enhancing liquid is to increase the sensitivity of the sexual organs. It is divided into women and men (I don’t need to introduce the specific location, men use it on the butthole, hahaha), and the dosage is about 2 About 3-[-] drops, the dosage is different for different brands, please refer to the instructions for details.The better one on the market is Durex Intense, but it is mainly for women, I have not tried whether it is useful for men (it seems weird to say so?)

4. High-viscosity lubricant (only for advanced players, hahahaha):

The so-called high-viscosity lubricant does not mean that it will stick you together like glue, but it is used for pulling, silking, and so on! ! ! (Treacherous laugh) Haven't heard of it, hehehe, this is something only advanced players play.The reason why it is only played by advanced players is that it has something to do with the psychology of men when they are in bed. It will be a great sense of accomplishment to see you being fucked until your ass foams!Hehe, man!

There are two types of high-viscosity lubricants, one is jelly-like, which is colorless and odorless, but after being used for lubrication, it will turn into a sticky white layer similar to foam with the spot check. Putting it on the ass, especially in the copulation position, looks very horny, but this one is not the most horny.The most lewd products are semen lubricants.

Semen lubricants are not really lubricated with semen (this is not good, and internal ejaculation is not recommended!), but the lubricant looks like semen, translucent milky white, slippery and moist, and the more famous one is the imitationsemen of Yingguo GRIZZLY ( The price is about RMB98-180, and the specifications range from 120ml to 500ml. Do you want to buy it? Do you want to buy it? Ask three times for important things).

Men are really a very strange species. The reason why some people like bareback sex is for creampie. Only they have the pleasure of conquest!When using semen lubricant for sex, the place where the subject is inserted is like a thick layer of semen. With the thrusting action, it seems to overflow from the buttocks, and it will even be in the sex Sometimes the pubic hair of Gong and the buttocks of Shou pull out strips of white filaments... Tsk tsk tsk, it's too erotic, really too erotic!How can I introduce these things to you! (covers face and runs away)

Okay, that's all for lubricants, you can use the rest freely, my face is going to be so hot, I'm going to drink a bottle of fat house happy water to calm down.

By the way, I found that everyone seems to be very interested in my gender. In the comments, some friends asked me if I was a man or a woman, whether I was an attack or a victim. There were also friends in the forum who were very interested in my gender, and even expressed that if I was Male ta will be very excited (black question mark face).I agree to answer here, I am a man.As for whether it is top or bottom, I haven't thought about it, maybe it's because I haven't met anyone who makes me feel able to identify the attributes for me.

There was also a friend who left me a message on the forum, declaring that she was a girl, and then asked me if I would feel it if a girl "goes through the back door". (Embarrassed smile) How do I answer this question... I'm not a girl, so how would I know!But one thing is certain is that boys will have pleasure in "going through the back door".

I don’t know if you’ve heard of it. When you need to collect prostate fluid for andrology examinations, you need a nurse to put on a finger cot and insert your finger into your PP to find the prostate in front of the intestinal tract and stimulate the prostate to collect gland fluid. .That means that you can get pleasure by pressing the prostate, otherwise the prostatic fluid will not be secreted in it.

This also proves that if it is inserted from the back, if it rubs against the prostate, there will be pleasure.Of course, the so-called friction to the prostate here is not the friction to the gland itself, but the friction to the prostate in front of the intestinal tract through the intestinal tract.

Generally speaking, if the shape of your partner matches you better, it will easily stimulate your prostate during sex, which is the so-called "sensitive point" and "G-spot" in Xiao Huangwen. , "that point", "Faxin" (???) and so on.

While writing this blog and selling things on Taobao (of course, physical stores are still far away), it was already one o'clock in the morning, and it was time for me to close.Finally, after answering a few questions briefly, I went to close the store.

(If you don't ask for anonymity, I will announce the name, or give me a note of the name when asking questions)

1. [Anonymous]: Can you also ask questions about No. 1? - yes.

2. [Big big big general attack]: Are you really a boy? ——Really (shame).

Well, let’s stop writing here today, and remember to leave me a message if you have any questions.Usually when the store is not very busy, I will find time to write a blog. After all, I can’t be a person who gives up halfway, and I will stick to it!

[Blog] Jiji surgery and SM props

[2017-8-25]

There was a magical message under the blog last night, "What should I do if I am too big?" When I saw this question, there were only three big question marks in my mind.

Usually, the questions I see on the Internet are asking doctors how to get bigger. This is good. Some people feel distressed and want to get smaller because they are too big.But I really went to the search engine to check it, and I really found a miraculous reply about the Jiji reduction technique.

In 2015, a 17-year-old boy in the United States had a "penis reduction surgery" because Jiji affected his life too much. It was probably to remove part of the cavernous body, so that Jiji would not be so big when he was erect.I don't know if this is considered an example, after all, what I usually hear a lot is really how to get bigger.

I still remember watching a GV before, and found that the top had a big squeak, but it still felt a little limp even though it was erected.So I asked in the forum why the Jiji of this top was obviously hard but still hanging down between the legs, and then some netizens commented - because he had undergone Jiji enlargement surgery.At that time, I thought it was amazing. Why did I become like this after the jiji enlargement surgery? I couldn't understand it at the time, and I still don't understand it until now.

In the forum, I also saw an anonymous friend with a strong taste. He asked: "Is there anyone who introduces sm props?" It turns out... (hehehe).

There are still SM props, and there are many kinds of uses and usages. After all, there is a special group of people who have this kind of sexual preference, and corresponding toys will naturally be produced.But generally no one comes to my store to buy SM props, or there are no professional SM fans, most of them are curious to buy them for the purpose of experiencing them and adding fun.The ones that buy the most are usually... binding rope and handcuffs hahahaha, and the second most purchased in my store is the small leather whip (I have a small leather whip and I never... eh? Seems to be singing wrong , embarrassed face)

But I want to explain here that the so-called SM props in my store will not really cause serious harm to your love object. After all, they are sex toys, which are used to increase the fun.I'm a serious businessman after all (???)

I have tried handcuffs and bondage before, but since I play it myself, it is not interesting, so it seems that I can't give any advice.

Probably the only thing worth recommending is, if you like to play with handcuffs and just for fun, please remember to buy the padded inside, the kind with padding on the inside of the handcuffs.It is indeed more expensive to have cushions, but it is also safer and more comfortable. After all, handcuffs will not rub hands and feet during sex.

There are several kinds of general cushions, silicone cushions, soft cloth cushions and ordinary rubber cushions.I personally have not played with silicone pads, but compared with ordinary rubber pads, soft cloth pads are better, because they will sweat during the process. If ordinary rubber pads are used, some pot friends may be allergic.

But having said that, if you want to play binding and handcuffs, there are two pieces of advice:

1. Don't play with people you don't trust and are not familiar with. What should you do if you encounter bad money?To send a few safety considerations ah.

2. Don't send a few games, don't send a few games, don't send a few games!This is the lesson of blood, because! ! !Not only was it uncomfortable in the end, but I couldn't untie it myself, it was super strenuous.

I wrote so much today, I don’t know why there are more customers tonight, mainly from Taobao, and I have to pack the goods to be shipped tomorrow morning before the evening rush hour (I usually ship at 10 am Once, once at 16:[-] p.m.).If you have any doubts about the above, please continue to ask questions.

[Blog] Enema thing

2017. 8, 26

When I saw the messages and comments on the forum yesterday, I almost died of laughter. An anonymous little friend asked: "If you can see the problems in the space, if you can touch that point when you applaud for love, then when you poop Haven't you been climaxing all the time??"

Hahahahahaha!Good question!I said before that when a hard object (such as a finger, penis) is pushed into the buttocks, it will stimulate the prostate and there will be pleasure, so in the same way, if it is stimulated by a hard object in the body, of course there will be pleasure.Of course, it depends on how soft and hard your person is (why do you suddenly feel that this reply smells strange)

Let me tell you directly, when pulling stinky smell, if the hardness is just right, the moment you come out of it, you will feel it when you touch that spot.But it won't be so strong that it will make you orgasm (embarrassing). At most, um, when you accidentally slide over the stimulation, your penis will flick, and it will be sauce.

Taking advantage of the lack of goods to sort out today, let me first talk about the enema.

Yesterday another anonymous friend asked in the forum: "Do I have to enema before every time I do it? Is it dirty if I don't do it? What tools do I use for enema?" I think this is also a good question, so I plan to Say it well.

Come one by one.

1. Do you have to do an enema before doing it?

Enema is also necessary, but not every time. After all, the intestinal tract is too clean. In fact, sometimes it is not conducive to the normal work of the intestinal tract, such as destroying the original bacterial flora in it and affecting the interaction of the bacterial flora. of.I'm not sure about some of the content that is too professional, probably that's what it means.So I don't recommend frequent enemas, I always feel that it will be bad, and well, enemas are actually very uncomfortable.

2. Will it be dirty without an enema?

Actually, this is a misunderstanding.Everyone may think that that place is used to pull stinky, and there will be a lot of stinky inside.But in fact it is not. Normally, when there is no desire to excrete stink, there is no stink in it.

Even so, you still need to do a good job of cleaning every time you have sex, for example, you can put on finger cots and dip some water, and gently scrub the inside clean over and over again.

But if it is the first time to have sex, it is recommended to do an enema first, drain it clean and develop the habit of regularly pulling stinky, and then use the above method.

3. What tools are generally used for enema?

Here I would like to explain to you that in those small movies and novels, plugging a water pipe and pouring water into it is actually very harmful to the body!Think about it, the water pipe is so thick, there are so many bacteria in the tap water, and it is cold, it will easily cause stomach upset!

As for what tools to use generally, just go to a large pharmacy and buy a medical enema set, which is the kind of disposable, with enema liquid, relatively speaking, it is relatively safe, after all, it is medical grade.But enemas still don't need to be done often.

If you and your partner want to have sex every day, develop the habit of pulling stinky regularly, and then use the above finger to clean it will be better, and if you have a high frequency of sex, I believe you will too Develop good eating habits in various aspects.

If you don't have sex often, enema before sex is also a good habit to maintain good hygiene.

It's almost like this. The enema is really not wonderful, and it is indeed different from what I saw in the novel.

Two more quick questions and quick answers.

1. [Is my hat green]: Men have prostate pleasure, but women don’t have prostate, so they don’t have pleasure, probably only pain? ——sorry, my hen.

2. [King Kong Vitamins]: The landlord is experienced in many battles, so he has rich experience? ——NO!not really!Not battle-hardened!I am...pure.

3. [ranking]: Hands up! ! !Ask in a low voice, does the owner have a cp? ——Speaking of it, I feel so pitiful. I came out of the closet before I had a date. Hehehehehe, it seems a bit embarrassing.

Hey... life is so hard, I have to go to work first, come back later if I have time, please leave me a message if you have anything! (BTW, I’m all on Weibo @黄的鸭鸭 is very cute, welcome to follow)

[Blog] Damn Xiaoqiang

2017. 8, 28

The friends in the forum are quite active and ask a lot of questions. Let me ask and answer quickly.

1. [Anonymous]: When you see the inside of the calcium tablet, Gong Jun will lick it. It’s just flowers, hahahahaha, won’t it stink?

——If you don’t take a bath and don’t clean it, of course it will stink, hahahahaha.That's why I've always emphasized that you need to take a bath and cleanse yourself.Not only to ensure health and hygiene, but also the pleasure and comfort during sex is also very important.After all, love is a very pleasant thing, shouldn't it be better?

2. [Anonymous]: I would like to ask if there is a situation of overuse, how to maintain it, and what to do if you suffer from hemorrhoids?

——There is still some excessive use of pp. After all, there is a circle of muscles. Usually, the muscles on the legs and hands will be sore after excessive exercise, not to mention that they are quite fragile.So don't overuse it, have sex in an appropriate amount, and don't overindulge in sex (excessive indulgence will make you bald).

Regarding maintenance, I also said in the previous post that we must maintain good eating habits and develop the habit of regularly cleaning up the bad smell.Generally speaking, it is recommended to develop the habit of getting up early and having diarrhea, and don’t overeating to cause gastroenteritis or other diarrhea, which is not good.

About that place, there is a movement that many male friends in the gym like to practice (it can make the bird bigger and enhance vitality). This movement is called "levator ani training", but the biggest advantage of this movement is that it can exercise the flexibility of pp , Hahahahahaha, I didn't expect that.

Specifically, it is to tighten and relax the PP regularly, and you can feel that Huahua is tightening forcefully, and then relaxes to such a natural state, that's right.Basically a set of outline training to do 50 tightening and relaxing movements.This exercise can maintain the elasticity of Huahua (does it sound very powerful, one of the legendary famous device training methods), and it can also prevent constipation and maintain intestinal peristalsis.

As for getting hemorrhoids, of course I have to go to the hospital! ! !Generally speaking, if Huahua has a wound, it will easily develop hemorrhoids if it is not treated in time, so you should not be rough when you are in love, okay, for the sake of your sexual happiness.

Another one, if you feel uncomfortable when you are loved by gentlemen, you must say it, don't bear it, if you feel pain, you must cry out, don't think that being bored is fun.If you find out that you are injured afterwards, don't suffer in silence, you have to apply medicine, you know?

After all, if you have hemorrhoids, you can't have sex. (It’s okay if it doesn’t happen, but if it’s red and swollen when it happens, tsk tsk tsk, suffer...)

3. [xx idiot]: Is it true that the back of Shou Shou is not inserted?

——Intestinal fluid, yes, but it’s not enough to make love smoothly, hey...It also needs the running-in and practice of the two of you.I read a shy book before, which is an ancient record or something, and it mentioned the Han Dynasty when masculinity prevailed.There is a rough record of how the shoujun maintained their pp and Huahua when the masculinity was prevalent in the past.There is a magic method in it.

Because the fat of lard is very similar to the human body (the book said, I don’t know whether it is true or not, let’s take it as true), so in ancient times, Shoujun used specially refined lard as lubricating oil. Use it when you are in love, or use it for daily maintenance.

As for lard, if it is not done well, there will be a smell of fat, and they will add some almond oil to it. It is said that it will not smell bad, but it will have a faint fragrance (seems to enhance the taste, ancient times People really know how to play).

Then for maintenance, they will specially train that place, use cleaned beef strips, dip them in lard, put them in the flowers, and then sleep overnight.Think of it as a skin care product. It is said that this can stimulate the intestinal tract to secrete intestinal juice. In the long run, it will allow Huahua to secrete body fluids by itself when stimulated by foreign objects, which is convenient for sex.

But this method is a bit disgusting after all, I still dare not try it (evil), so please don’t let me try it, orz

4. [Anonymous]: I heard that in real life, same-sex couples attack each other?And a lot of 0 more than 1 less?

——I really want to answer this question, but... my friend, I’m really sorry, I can’t answer it (sad)

I was quite withdrawn, and I didn't dare to come out when I was in school, and I didn't even dare to show a little bit of difference to boys.Later, I was forced to come out of the closet, so I came out to live by myself.In the beginning, I spent every day on a broken computer to make a certain treasure, and the food and rent were about the same. I didn't think about going out to play, and I didn't think about finding a partner. After all, I always felt that this was a very difficult task. things.

Later, with a little money, it was not easy to open a physical store. I thought that there would be more customers in the store, and it would be better if someone talked to me every day than facing the computer.

But who knows that the customers of the physical store also come and go in a hurry.

So, in this circle, there are more monks and fewer monks, or more monks and fewer monks, I really don't know very well.

Sometimes I also thought that with a personality like mine, I would probably be a bachelor for the rest of my life, so I didn't think about how to find a partner.

Sorry, I can't answer this question. If I find out one day in the future, I will definitely come up and tell you Meng.

It's getting late, and I'll go to bed after talking to everyone.

These two days have been particularly prone to sleepiness, and I don't know if autumn is here, and I am sleepy in spring and tired in autumn.Anyway, I closed the shop before 12 o'clock in the evening for two consecutive days (usually it starts to close at 2 o'clock in the middle of the night, after all, after 9 o'clock in the evening, business will be better, sex toy stores, in broad daylight, there are many people Sorry to come), but I went home early these two days.

Tonight, the store closed at almost 12 o'clock, but it was not because of being sleepy at all, but because it was always Xiaoqiang! !

Originally, when autumn is approaching, it is easy to get sleepy. I started to doze off when I was sitting tonight, but suddenly I felt a little itchy on the waistband of my trousers. I thought it was because I was sweating and didn’t dry the waistband. one time.result! ! !I actually let me touch Xiaoqiang, who has always been smaller than a little finger! ! !I was so scared that I lost my sleepiness. If the door of the store wasn't open, I almost wanted to take off my pants in the store to see if there was any Xiaoqiang in my ass!

Before, I always thought that Xiaoqiang, who was even smaller than his little finger, was a little cockroach that didn't grow up.As a result, a customer who came to the store to buy condoms the day before yesterday saw it and told me casually, so I found out that they have a name, called German cockroaches!It is a cockroach (???) immigrated from Germany, it is only this big, and this is an adult body!At that time, I felt that the door to a new world had been opened. How did these nasty little things come to China across the ocean?

After grabbing Xiaoqiang from the waistband of my trousers just now, I really felt something was wrong. I always felt that Xiaoqiang got into my pants when I wasn’t paying attention, and crawled on me (it’s really scary !!!!!!)

So I immediately looked for insecticide, regardless of Sanqi 21, sprayed the whole store, including the warehouse, every corner was spared!After that, I hurriedly closed the store and ran home!The first thing I do when I get home is take a shower!

But I don’t know if it’s a psychological effect. I have taken a bath and changed into new pajamas, but I still have the illusion that Xiaoqiang is crawling in my crotch (crying violently). Something crawled over me, and got into my fur!

Ahhh!Stop talking!I'm going to take a shower again!Another set of pajamas! !Scared!

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2017. 8, 30

I’ve been sleepy for the past few days, and I can’t stand it until 12 o’clock in the evening. Those people who always complain online that they have obsessive-compulsive disorder of going to bed late, how do they insist on staying up late?I guess I'm going to go out of business if I'm stuck like this

I saw a comment on the blog the day before yesterday, "Ding Ge, Ding Ge, my friend is an M, but he is very afraid of pain and swelling? I can't play with him anymore." After reading it, I feel like laughing for no reason, what should I do?This shaking S actually came to ask me what his M friend should do if he is afraid of pain and swelling?Ha ha, then I want to tell you, he is an excuse!Excuse excuse excuse!Because he doesn't want to play with you at all, so just give up.

You are thinking, why some people shake M, they are pursuing the pleasure of being abused, there must be a little pain, but they get pleasure from the process of being abused and the pain of sex.If your M tells you: "Ah, I'm afraid of pain, don't play anymore", there are two possibilities, one is that he is not yet a qualified M, or that he doesn't want to play with you, you change Personally, lol.

My blog the day before yesterday said that indulgence may lead to baldness, and today "big big big big general attack" left me a message on the forum, first expressed greetings and comfort to my single dog situation (I don't want it, huh), and then asked: " Does indulgence really make you bald?"

Answer: Yes!

Let me put it this way, before