Qing Leng Master Rescue Plan

When Li Mingjue woke up, it was already bright outside.

Last night, I had a red tent with Shizun, and when I woke up, Shizun was no longer there.

He sat up slowly, not to mention the sore back, maybe it was his illusion, his stomach seemed to be a little rounder than last night.

Li Mingjue sighed heavily, and raised his hand to pat his watermelon-like belly.

It can be seen from this that double cultivation cannot lose weight, but it will make him fatter and fatter.

After tidying up and going downstairs, the brothers and sisters were already waiting downstairs.

When seeing him, his eyes started to dodge strangely.

Especially the three senior brothers, not only dodge their eyes, but even their expressions are so obscure.

Li Mingjue was afraid that someone would find out the clues, so he pretended to be calm, and rushed downstairs in big strides. He never thought that the double cultivation with Master last night was too real.

As soon as he took a big step, he couldn't help gasping, and the hand subconsciously supported his back.

Almost at the same time as him gasped, there were three fellow seniors.

Gu Chuxian glanced at him with that weird look, pursed the corners of his lips fiercely, as if he was about to say something, but was soon slapped lightly by Lin Jingyan, and took the lead in saying, "Mingjue, you're awake, How do you feel? Does your head still hurt?"

Now that Master is back, there is no point in pretending to be a fool.

Li Mingjue pretended to be recovering from a long illness, and while walking down, he raised his hand to support his forehead, shook his head slightly, frowned and said, "It doesn't hurt anymore... Strange, what's wrong with me? It was like a dream, and when I woke up, a big bag fell on my head..."

"If you can't remember it, don't think about it. It's not a big deal anyway."

Lin Jingyan comforted him, and turned his head to look at Jiang Xuanling. Seeing that the master looked calm, he was drinking tea with his head down. Presumably, he didn't take the matter of being offended by Li Mingjue to heart.

He couldn't help but thought to himself, it turns out that rolling down the hillside also has this kind of benefit. When you are unconscious, no matter how you offend the master, the master will not remember the villain's mistakes and punish you lightly.

Not only Lin Jingyan thought so, Gu Chuxian also thought so.

Now that everyone has gathered, what Jiang Xuanling meant was that he should try his best not to use fairy arts in the human world, and just take a tour of the human world.

This is just taking advantage of Li Mingjue's wishes.

What's so fun about going back to the mountain?

Ordinarily, it is either practicing swords or retreating.Wanting to double cultivate with Master, he sneaked onto Master's bed like a thief.

After being slapped all night by his master, he still had to grope his way back to his room the next day.

Master usually has to deal with affairs in the family, and spends most of his time in the study writing hard, how can he have leisure time to coax the children.

Traveling in the world is different. Not only can I have a lot of time to be alone with the master, but I can also eat, drink and have fun, which is much better than going back to the mountains and holding back.

The only bad thing is that there are four dog tails behind him, besides Yan Li, the dog-skin plaster, there are three senior brothers.

He stared at him all day long, so that Li Mingjue didn't dare to get close to his master openly.

Pissed off!

"This time down the mountain, Mingjue's performance was the worst." Jiang Xuanling said abruptly, "I don't listen to my master's orders, I don't care about the teachings of my brothers, and I've repeatedly made up my mind."

Li Mingjue: "..."

What?

Is Master reprimanding him?

Said that he performed the worst, disobeyed his master's order, and disregarded the teachings of his brothers?

Still like to make claims?

It turned out that in Master's heart, my performance was very poor, and I was full of problems.

Could it be that because he suddenly gained weight and lost his waist, Master despised him?

I don't know why, but Li Mingjue usually feels that he has a thick skin, and he doesn't necessarily see blood when he is cut with a knife.

Ordinarily, he often quarreled with Gu Chuxian, and even fought more than once.

I don't think there is anything.

But when the master said a few words to him, he began to feel wronged, and the tip of his nose immediately became sour.

Li Mingjue felt that this was not good, very bad.

As an indomitable man, how could he be so hypocritical, not just being reprimanded by the master, what's the matter?

Isn't being an apprentice the same as being a grandson?

Not only did he have to be pressed down on the back of the neck by the master, but he also had to kneel down and talk to Jiang Xuanling after he finished.

If he was a little slow in answering, the master felt that he was disobedient, and then arrested him again, crackling.

Unexpectedly, after Gu Chuxian heard it, he immediately showed joy, as if to say "Master, you finally told the truth", and even echoed from the side: "Master, Li Mingjue not only does not obey the master's orders, he is not young. Big, but his mind is very active, and he doesn't know what he's thinking all day long, just like that cat in spring, who doesn't cheat for a day, and his whole body is in a panic!"

Li Mingjue: "..."

Although he was indeed very interested in that aspect of things, he didn't show it so obviously, did he?

What hair|chun's cat... Can a cat be as coquettish as him?

Can he twist his waist and swing his hips?

He is clearly a wild wolf in spring, okay?

Li Mingjue suspected that Gu Chuxian was slandering him by comparing him to a pussy cat.Just about to refute one or two.

Lin Jingyan said casually: "Master, I feel that I am still young and it is all due to the negligence of my disciples. I hope that Master will punish me lightly."

Jiang Xuanling tapped the table with his fingers, then asked Shen Handu, "What do you think?"

Although Shen Handu and Li Mingjue didn't have much contact with each other on weekdays, but after last night, he felt that this child should indeed be taught a lesson, that he would do that kind of thing at a young age.

If you're older, what's the deal?

Wouldn't he be reduced to a scoundrel in the sect and the laughing stock of the cultivation world?

Dang Shi cupped his hands and said: "Returning to Master, this disciple shares the same views as the two junior brothers. I know that I am still young, so I need to be strictly disciplined, otherwise disasters may happen in the future."

Li Mingjue: "..."

Very good, he remembered these three grandchildren, it was a waste of him to treat them like his own brothers, but in the end the three of them teamed up to sue him in front of the master.

Also complained in person!

It is also that he is too young to learn well, and he is accused of being full of pornographic waste.

Li Mingjue secretly thought, if one day, the brothers knew that he had already become their teacher's wife, would they be so angry that they vomited blood for three liters on the spot?

"Oh, I think Li Mingjue is very good." Yan Li waved his folding fan slowly from the side, and said with a sneer, "I'm most annoyed by the decency of famous families. , unlike us Demon Race people, what we say is what we say."

"Is there a place for you to talk here?" Gu Chuxian said angrily: "Don't think I don't know the purpose of your following us! Aren't you just for Li Mingjue? I also hate you demons the most, all day long I only think about sex in the bed! I don’t think about us Taoist disciples, who practice Taoism orthodox techniques, who can be strict with themselves and lenient with others, and can sit still at any time!”

"There's no room for you to talk here! What's the air about something that an old man likes?" Yan Li said sarcastically, "You're right, demons only think about sex in bed, that old thing is not What a gentleman who sits still, who knows if he has done anything to you?"

"You are talking nonsense! Our disciples on Tianxuan Mountain will light a piece of Shougong sand on their arms when they start! Open your dog eyes and take a good look, what is this?!"

Gu Chuxian lifted up his sleeves angrily, revealing a bright red spot on his arm.

"..."

Yan Li's eyes darkened, he didn't expect that the old thing who had wandered around all his life would return to Zhao intact, and he didn't want to touch Gu Chuxian at all.

If it were him, Gu Chuxian would be lying in the devil world to raise a baby by now.

It's so embarrassing that even a teenager can't sleep.It's not as good as cheap uncle.

Subconsciously, he glanced at Lin Jingyan, Lin Jingyan's face turned red instantly, and he immediately lifted up his sleeves, revealing Shou Gongsha: "I have it too!"

Shen Handu saw that the two junior brothers had lifted their sleeves, and it seemed that it was not good not to lift them, so he immediately opened his sleeves, and said in a deep voice, "Who hasn't?"

Li Mingjue: "..."

If you quarrel, you quarrel, what kind of sleeves are lifted, what kind of palace guards are exposed?

It is set in the original text that as long as you have vented once, it doesn't matter whether you are fucked by someone, someone else, or with your hands or mouth.

Anyway, as long as it is vented once, Shou Gongsha will be gone.

Although I don't understand why men still have such things on their bodies, Li Mingjue has already vented it countless times.

Sometimes the master deliberately punishes him, and punishes him for abstinence, forcing him to struggle in the sea of ​​desire and lie down on his body.

Sensing the eyes of his seniors, Li Mingjue pretended not to know, and looked down at his toes.

"Li Mingjue, where is your palace guard?" Gu Chuxian pressed on every step of the way, wanting to make sure if Li Mingjue did such a nasty thing last night, "We all have it, but you still have it?"

"I...Of course I have it. My seniors have it. How could I not?"

That being said, there really isn't such a thing.

Subconsciously, he hid behind the master. Li Mingjue was serious on the surface, but panicked in his heart: "Master is here, there are no rules for lifting clothes."

"Master, forgive me, this disciple is just in a hurry." Gu Chuxian cupped his hands to plead guilty, and then aggressively said, "Since you have it too, then reveal it to us, if you don't reveal it, then it can only mean that you had it last night." ..."

"Is this seat going to lift up your sleeves and check the Shougong Sha for you?" Jiang Xuanling said abruptly, raising his eyes to glance at Gu Chuxian, "What are you doubting?"

"Disciple dare not!" Gu Chuxian hurriedly cupped his hands, "Disciple just... just..."

"I thought about it last night. Mingjue is not too young, and I haven't traveled down the mountain alone. When you are as old as him, you are already able to lead your juniors down the mountain."

After a pause, Jiang Xuanling said again: "This seat has decided to take him on a tour in person, the three of you will go back to the mountain first, there must be no mistakes."

As soon as these words came out, no one cared whether there was Shou Gongsha on Li Mingjue's arm, the three of them were shocked, and said in unison: "Master! This is impossible!"

"My seat has made up its mind, so there's no need to talk about it. As for you..." Jiang Xuanling glanced sideways at Yan Li, "You also go to Tianxuan Mountain with them. The mountain is rich in spiritual power and is most suitable for repairing the incomplete soul. "

Yan Li was going to refuse, but when he heard that the primordial spirit who could repair Xiaojing's incompleteness in Tianxuan Mountain, he immediately swallowed the words.

Not only that, he seriously suspected that Jiang Xuanling's move was clearly to be alone with Li Mingjue.

Then he thought, if Li Mingjue was put to bed by Jiang Xuanling for a long time, his stomach would get bigger sooner or later.

Subconsciously glanced at Li Mingjue's waist and abdomen, the originally flat belly seemed to be really bulging.

Yan Li thought sadly that he was also a worthless person. If he had been tougher at the beginning, Li Mingjue would be raising a baby in the Devil Realm now.