Qing Leng Master Rescue Plan

Ever since Li Mingjue became obsessed with pretending to be a fox, he began to think about how to steal the old hens raised by the villagers.

Foxes are born to eat chickens, so it's not wrong for him to want to steal chickens.

In fact, it doesn't matter whether he steals the chicken or not, he is not short of a bite, the key is to be happy with the master.

Jiang Xuanling is quite old, and has no research on playing.

Hearing that the little apprentice was going out to steal chickens, he was slightly stunned for a moment, then frowned fiercely, and gave him a gouged sideways glance.

"Isn't it enough to have this seat? Where do you want to go wild?"

Li Mingjue immediately held his stomach and laughed. He never expected that the master is now a shadow of a snake. As long as he hears some dangerous words popping out of his mouth, he will immediately think wrong.

Actually, Jiang Xuanling couldn't be blamed for this.

Who made Li Mingjue talk nonsense when he was raped before, what kind of master scolded him, what did the master use to rough him up, or he was full of words that could only express the indescribable sarcasm talk.

Jiang Xuanling's face turned red when he heard it, he didn't want the little apprentice to say that kind of dirty and vulgar language, but he tasted the ultimate taste in the little apprentice's wailing sound.

So he pretended not to hear, and acquiesced in disguise.

Therefore, when Jiang Xuanling heard that Li Mingjue was going out to steal chickens, his first reaction was that he started acting like a demon again, talking coquettishly.

He raised his eyes and glanced coldly at the face of the little apprentice Qingjun, and clamped him down the next moment, forcing him to approach him. Jiang Xuanling fixedly looked at Li Mingjue's obviously swollen lips and the red spots around his lips.

"How did it work here, do you remember?"

Li Mingjue: "..."

Remember, why don't you remember!

Could it be because he said a few obscene words, and I don't know which word dirty the master's ears. The master grabbed his hair and forced him to hold his head high. After a burst of crackling, his mouth was red again. And swollen.

As for how and with what method the master smoked, and how he was forced to put a wrist full of water on his head to be punished after the pumping.

Li Mingjue didn't want to mention many details like this. Just thinking about it made his face turn red and hot.

"Master! You know everything, why are you asking me?"

"I don't know, so I asked you."

"Master knows!"

"Master doesn't know."

"Know!"

"do not know."

After a pause, Jiang Xuanling clamped his chin tightly, and intentionally used the tip of his little finger to draw the corner of Li Mingjue's lips maliciously, approached him, and whispered in his ear: "Mingjue, I'm afraid I'll wait until you arrive at Baijue." On the day when your hair is gray, you can't control your mouth. If that's the case, Master will help you manage it every day, don't you think so?"

Obviously what the master said was very elegant, very simple, and very straightforward, without any dirty words at all, but Li Mingjue still started to feel hot all over, and always felt that the words of the master were like a magic potion that urged him to make waves .

Master's every move is like the iron claws of soul-stirring, even the smell of Master's body, also attracted him to reappear.

Li Mingjue doesn't know what's wrong with him recently.

In the past, he was greedy for food and drink, but he just suppressed it for 20 years, hadn't seen the world, and his master was beautiful, so he couldn't control it.

But it has never reached the point where he can't control it all the time!

It won't work if we continue like this!

Between him and Jiang Xuanling, there is always someone who will not live to the day when his hair turns gray!

but……

Li Mingjue's throat rolled up, looking at the face of the master who was close at hand, he felt that his mouth was dry, and subconsciously licked his lips, his eyes were still wet, a little red, staring straight at the master's lips, I really want to jump over and take a bite.

At this time, his heart began to struggle violently.

The dog said: "Go kiss him, gnaw him, spoil him to your heart's content! That is your master, what are you afraid of?"

Mao Mao said: "No, I can't kiss you! Master is also a living person, and he will be tired. Let Master take a rest?"

The dog said again: "What are you resting for? How can a cultivator's body be so fragile? Besides, dual cultivation is for cultivation and improvement of cultivation, and it's not just out of lust|desire, so why can't we kiss?"

Mao Mao retorted: "That's not okay! Once a day is enough. If it is several times a day, it doesn't matter if the master is exhausted. Isn't your body empty too?"

Li Mingjue was so entangled in his heart that he didn't know who to listen to.

He thought to himself, or else he should go out and steal a chicken first, and then talk about it after filling his stomach.

"Master, this disciple is hungry, shall we go out and steal a chicken? It's an edible chicken...the one that can run, jump, and coo!"

Jiang Xuanling: "..."

Even though he disapproved of his apprentice going out to steal chickens, Li Mingjue still couldn't help being soft-spoken. The two came to a small farmyard. In the dark, the yard was surrounded by a fence, and there really was a brood of chickens inside.

"Master, wait a minute, I'll come as soon as I go!"

Li Mingjue was a good hand at catching chickens during his lifetime. During those years when he and his grandmother depended on each other, they depended on the old hen to lay eggs.

One of the things I look forward to the most during the holidays is to go to the chicken pen to catch a rooster and kill it to eat stew.

After passing through the book, he is a Taoist disciple, so there is no such wild interest.

Jiang Xuanling couldn't help stroking his forehead, thinking that he must be crazy, why did he think that he was crazy when he came out with the little apprentice.

You don't have much money to buy a roast chicken, so why sneak out to catch it?

Not to mention time-consuming and laborious, but also sneaky.

Jiang Xuanling has never done such a heartless thing since he was so old.

Seeing the little apprentice pouted, like an eagle, grabbing a big fat chicken very quickly, Jiang Xuanling heaved a sigh of relief, and then said in a low voice: "Come out quickly if you catch it, don't let anyone find out. "

"When I found out, I took advantage of the opportunity to confess to the master, saying that the master asked me to steal it. If I didn't steal it, the master would beat me to death. I am young, and when the time comes to cry, they will definitely believable."

Jiang Xuanling: "..."

"Hush, Master, listen, there seems to be some sound?"

Li Mingjue hugged the old hen, listened to it for a while, and then quietly slipped under the window.

Jiang Xuanling felt that this was not a good move, so he quickly asked him to come back.Unexpectedly, Li Mingjue beckoned to him suddenly, his face full of interest.

In this way, Jiang Xuanling had no choice but to endure the approach, and as soon as he got under the window, he heard voices coming from inside the room.

"Good brother, why did you come here, but people miss you to death!"

"Yo, you miss me, let me give you a hug, have you lost weight?"

"Hmph, how can you not lose weight? It's all because of that damn thing, a rough guy, he went crazy last night, he came back from chopping firewood, and yelled at me! Sooner or later he should be poisoned to death !"

Li Mingjue subconsciously hugged the old hen in his arms. In the dark, he turned to Jiang Xuanling and said in a low voice: "There are two men inside, Master!!!"

Jiang Xuanling nodded extremely calmly and hummed.

Then I heard the man in the room say: "My baby, you have been wronged. When I was in the Goulan courtyard, your little mouth was the sweetest and the best at serving people. If it wasn't for my father Damn old man, don’t let me marry you, I’ve already married you home. How can it be the turn of a rough guy who chops wood to bully you?”

"Hmph! You'll coax me with sweet words, and you've agreed that if you want to redeem me with money, you won't dislike me as a man, so I can't pass on your family, so, so..."

Soon there was a humming sound in the house.

Li Mingjue: "..."

Jiang Xuanling: "..."

Isn't this just a bloody plot to seduce a wild man while the man is not at home?

And two men?

The two people in the room quickly got up, all kinds of lewd voices were heard, and the bed was rattled.

Li Mingjue swallowed with difficulty, and found that his dry mouth was getting worse.

There was also a layer of sweat in the palm of my hand, especially when I heard the voice of the man inside who seemed to be crying but not crying, I always had the illusion that I had been dry for many years.

But it was clear that not long ago, he had eaten to his fullest.

Jiang Xuanling couldn't take it anymore, he lifted his legs and left.

Li Mingjue pounced suddenly, hugging Jiang Xuanling's waist with one hand, rubbed his small face against his back, and said very emotionally: "Master, I don't like to be the head of a fairy sect, but I like to be a villager in the mountains. Work at sunrise, rest at sunset, master cultivates and weaves, the house is full of children and grandchildren, and everyone raises their eyebrows, master, do you think it is good?"

Jiang Xuanling's back stiffened suddenly, and if the circumstances were different, he would have nodded in response, but it was such a shameful and annoying situation, he quickly grabbed Li Mingjue's wrist, urging him to leave quickly.

"Master, don't... slow down, slow down, be careful of the old hen! Don't fly away, Master!"

Pulling people away in one go, Jiang Xuanling breathed a sigh of relief, glanced back, and saw Li Mingjue holding the old hen in his arms, just like a woman in the world holding a child, and stroking the chicken, whispering softly: "Okay!" Okay, okay, don’t be afraid, don’t be afraid.”

Jiang Xuanling couldn't help but said, "Can this chicken understand you?"

"I don't understand. I'll think of a way to kill the chicken so that I can pluck it and roast it to eat it."

Jiang Xuanling: "..."

How did he associate Li Mingjue hugging a hen to a woman hugging a child.

"Hey? Are you hugging my old hen?"

A big man came over with firewood on his back, stepped forward to look at the old hen, and confirmed: "This is my chicken! I said that there are always few chickens in the chicken coop recently. It turned out that the bitch sold the chicken secretly." ! See if I don't go back and kill him!"

Li Mingjue kindly said: "Otherwise, why don't you go back later?"

If you go back at this time, you might be killed by that pair of dog men, and you won't be able to keep a chicken if you turn around.

"No! Now I'm going back to beat the bitch!"

"Slow down!" Jiang Xuanling took out two things from his sleeve, one was silver coins and the other was a yellow talisman, and put them into the big man's hand, "You take the money, it's money for buying chickens. You also have the yellow talisman, the house is not clean , take this to keep safe."

"Thank you, thank you, son, you are so kind! You are born with another good-looking talent, this..." The big man turned his gaze to Li Mingjue, "This must be your son, he is really good-looking!"

Li Mingjue hugged the chicken, and even wanted to kill someone.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, both of you are so young, must be... uncle and nephew? Ah, no, brother?"

"Husband! I'm hungry! Let's go!" Li Mingjue hugged Jiang Xuanling's arm angrily, holding a chicken in one hand, and said loudly, "There is a blind man here, let's ignore him!"