Qing Leng Master Rescue Plan

Ever since Li Mingjue found out that he was pregnant, not only was he not being honest, but he was even skinnier than before.

Relying on the fact that she was pregnant with a child, she began to yell at Jiang Xuanling, and kept saying that she wanted to improve her family status.

Jiang Xuanling didn't understand what "family status" was, but he knew that Li Mingjue was too tight and needed someone to loosen it up.

Even if you are traveling down the mountain, you have to make some appearances, go out for a walk, take a turn, and breathe some fresh air, which is good for the baby in your belly.

Li Mingjue used to think that Yu Jian was very chic and coquettish, and every time Yu Jian felt that he was personable and unique.

Ever since he and his master did that kind of thing on horseback, Li Mingjue liked horses very much recently, and he didn't dislike horses for being crazy, nor did he dislike horses for panting and grazing.

He even felt that the horses were born with delicate features, especially the horse that the master found for him, it was a rare good horse for thousands of miles, the feeling of galloping in the wilderness, whoever tried it would know.

Li Mingjue likes to ride horses now, and the master also leads the horses for him. In order to build a good relationship with the horses, when it is time to bump, he will bump as hard as he can, and when he should run, he will run as hard as he can.

So he gave the horse an indecent name, called: good guy.

Originally, Li Mingjue wanted to name the horse "Big Jiba", and then excitedly got up from the horse's back and told Jiang Xuanling.

As a result, that dead old man in Jiang Xuanling didn't understand the style at all. Not only did he not praise his unique and unique name, but he also asked him solemnly: "Mingjue, is it because the master can't lift the knife, or the waist can't work, what are you doing now? Are they all so presumptuous and daring?"

The smile on Li Mingjue's face immediately collapsed, and soon he turned over and lay back on the horse, thinking depressedly, why the master is angry.

Later, it was simply changed to "good guy". The horse was quite satisfied with his name, but not because he was satisfied with the name, but because every time Li Mingjue called his name, he would give him a carrot.

In order to be able to eat a carrot, I don't even need a horse's face.

"Once upon a time there was an old man named Jiang Xuanling! He was born stubborn and confused, like a big tiger! He bullied Xiao Mingjue and spanked Xiao Mingjue's ass all day long! Poor Xiao Mingjue has such a hard life without parents!"

Jiang Xuanling led the horse, and listened to the boy on the horse make up an inexplicable ditty, and sang it all the way. At first, he sang in a low voice, but gradually his voice amplified.

It's well edited, and quite smooth.

But what makes Jiang Xuanling more helpless is, why is he an old man?

Where are you getting old?

Although he is not young, the cultivation world does not recognize appearance by age.

It's getting old.Moreover, he didn't bully his apprentice all day long.

Let alone spanking him.

How can such vulgar words be used for things done by famous scholars of the immortal sect?

Jiang Xuanling was quite tolerant at the beginning, thinking that the little apprentice was pregnant, it would be difficult to turn around and teach him a lesson, so he just pretended not to hear.

The key point is that the kid's songs rhymed so well that Jiang Xuanling was ashamed to think that the little apprentice sang well.

Later, Li Mingjue became more and more over the top, what is it like "the winding path leads to a secluded place, Xuanlang picks chrysanthemums and returns", "the vermilion lips of the singing spirit move slightly, and Mingjue whispers softly", or even "the begonia has a deep path leading to Jin, plain and slender". The waist is shaking under the moon. Xuanlang Tongju puts on plaster, and Mingjue cries heartbroken all night."

Hearing it suddenly, it's nothing, it sounds very elegant, without any unpleasant words.

But if you think about it carefully, you can taste an indescribable subtlety.

Only then did Jiang Xuanling understand why when Li Mingjue was young, his senior brothers scolded him for being stupid. It turned out that this cleverness was not used on the right path, and he just learned some heresy calculations.

"Mingjue, give the sour orange to the horse."

"Ah? Why? Didn't Master buy that sour orange for me? Why did you give it to a good guy?"

Li Mingjue suddenly got up from the horseback, hurriedly protected the sour oranges in his arms with half a bag left, and said vigilantly: "No, no, just don't! Master bought the sour oranges for me Yes, you can't give it to anyone else, not even a horse!"

"I see that you don't use it for eating when you are idle, but you can't stop talking. I thought it would be a waste to put sour oranges in your place. It's better to give them to the horses, and the horses can run faster."

"Hmph, isn't the long mouth just for talking and eating? Just talk, just talk, if Master doesn't like to listen, then cover your ears!"

Li Mingjue lay on the horse's back with Erlang's legs trembling, deliberately threw the orange peels on Jiang Xuanling, and muttered: "Hit me, hit me, kick me in the stomach if you have the ability."

Jiang Xuanling said lightly: "When you give birth to the child, you can try to see if I will beat you."

"Hmph! Master just likes children more than me!" Li Mingjue folded his arms around his chest angrily, and said with his neck stuck: "Just say it, just say it, and I'll say it! I didn't have a child before, and the master didn't let the disciple say it." , let’s not say it now, could it be that you want to suffocate the disciple to death?”

Jiang Xuanling had no choice but to say: "Speak as you like, anyway, Master can't do anything to you."

Before noon, the sun in this world was hanging brightly in the sky, scorching the road to the point that your feet were scorching. Li Mingjue talked all the way, and his mouth was dry.

It happened that there was a small tea shed in front, so I begged Master to sit in the tea shed and drink a cup of herbal tea to reduce the fire.

Jiang Xuanling had nothing to disagree with, he led the horse and leaned over, just about to raise his hand to help Li Mingjue get off, but the little apprentice was very patient, holding his belly in one hand, he jumped off the horse with a light leap, three steps and two Walk to the tea shed and take a seat.

Shouting loudly for the waiter to bring herbal tea.

As a result, a young woman came out from behind the bamboo curtain, her apparent age was only fifteen or sixteen years old, she was wearing a dark green skirt, it was not old, but she was quite young.

As soon as she showed up, the girl smiled at Li Mingjue, took the initiative to bring herbal tea, and said with a smile: "Young master is so handsome, I grew up here, and I have seen many guests coming and going, but I have never seen him before." I've never been as handsome as a young master!"

"The herbal tea is sweet, so is your mouth."

Li Mingjue is usually followed by the master, the little devil, and a few senior brothers. Everyone is very handsome, so they don't stand out from him at all.

Coincidentally, Jiang Xuanling didn't like others watching, so he found a black curtain to cover his head and face.

Otherwise, if this little girl saw Jiang Xuanling's appearance, she might not be able to praise Li Mingjue.

"Miss praises you." Li Mingjue felt extremely useful in his heart, but on the surface he had to put on a very humble look, and said with a smile: "You are also beautiful, just like a fairy descended from the earth, wearing a green skirt, It’s really beautiful, just as the saying goes, hibiscus comes out of clear water, and it’s natural to carve.”

As soon as the little girl heard this, she immediately blushed, pursed her lips and kept laughing, and looked up at Li Mingjue from time to time, and then quickly lowered her head.

"Then who is this son?"

Li Mingjue smiled and said, "This is my father."

Jiang Xuanling: "..." The bear's skin tightened.

"It turned out to be Xiao Langjun's father. Xiao Langjun was born so handsome. If it was a few years ago, he would have been able to choose the little Bodhisattva who exorcises evil spirits."

When Li Mingjue heard it, he thought it was quite interesting, so he asked, "Exorcism God? Then how do we drive it away?"

"Exorcism God is a must-have festival in the town every year. Young and handsome teenagers will be selected, dressed as little Bodhisattvas, and dance on the high platform. They will also be sprinkled with talisman water to drive away evil gods. It's a pity that recently this year, the selection of dressed The teenagers who became little Bodhisattvas all disappeared on the day of the sacrifice for no reason. When the villagers found them again, they had already passed away. It’s a pity, otherwise the young master would have been selected, and maybe with good luck, he could marry the mayor’s daughter !"

"The mayor's daughter, is she pretty?"

"What does the young man think of me?"

"pretty."

"The mayor's daughter is as pretty as I am!"

Li Mingjue struggled and asked, "Can I have three wives and four concubines?"

"Yes, why not? As long as you think about it, all the girls in the town belong to you, even if they are men, it doesn't matter, as long as you like it!"

Li Mingjue: "..."

He couldn't answer this sentence, and the eyes behind him, like the real one, came over fiercely.

He had no doubts that as long as he dared to think a little bit wrongly, he would be pressed on the leg by Jiang Xuanling and beat him hard.

In order to save his life, Li Mingjue never dared to act like a monster, but pretended he didn't hear anything.

Jiang Xuanling said abruptly: "How did those teenagers die? Do you know?"

"I didn't see it with my own eyes. I just heard people say that those people died very strangely. Their clothes were stripped off, as if... as if..."

After a pause, the girl lowered her voice, covered her lips with her hands, and said mysteriously: "I heard that I met a female fairy, and then sucked up my yang energy!"

Li Mingjue blinked his eyes, sipping herbal tea and eating sour oranges, thinking about Yuan Yang, a female goblin who sucks men.

But the question is, isn't it strange that the locals didn't invite a master, or asked nearby Taoist disciples to help, and let the evil spirits kill people?

In this way, Li Mingjue asked about it.

Unexpectedly, the girl sighed for a long time and said: "Why didn't you invite me? After several rounds of invitations, the common people raised a lot of money by selling pots and irons, just to save money and eliminate disasters. In the end, none of them worked. No, the young men wanted to save their lives. I went out and left my hometown to make a living. Those who stayed in the town were all elderly and some women."

Coincidentally, just as he was talking about hitting a hunchbacked man, Li Mingjue raised his chin and pointed, and asked with a smile, "What about him? He's not old, and he's not a woman either?"

"Him?" The girl waved her hands again and again, "He was born like a crooked melon, with a hunchback and a lame leg, not to mention a female fairy who is greedy for beauty, even an old widow with three children, he looks different. Get him!"