Qing Leng Master Rescue Plan

"What? Push me up? No, no, no, I can't do it, Master, I can't do it!"

Li Mingjue waved his hands again and again, stepped back quickly, and said solemnly that he couldn't do it.

Are you kidding me?

This stone pillar must be half as tall as him, if the **** sits on it, you can't stab your heart, liver, spleen, stomach and kidneys clean?

The mouth is cheap, the mouth is too cheap!

Li Mingjue was also very distressed. His parents gave him a good look, but they made him have such an open mouth. Who knows, because of this cheap and sloppy mouth, he was beaten by Jiang Xuanling, a dead old man. .

Thinking about it until now, my face is still throbbing.

"I don't want to try, so what are you talking nonsense about?" Jiang Xuanling turned around and glanced at Li Mingjue, "Keep your mouth shut, don't let me hear you say inappropriate words again, or I... Mingjue, be careful!"

Before he finished speaking, he saw Li Mingjue staggering, and fell down with a squeak. At some point, a stone pier appeared under him. Although it was not as thick and long as the stone pillar just now, it was a thick stone. Dunzi still has a lot of weight.

It's a coincidence that Li Mingjue sat on the stone pier with his buttocks, and almost broke his buttocks into eight petals.

What was even more unlucky was that not long ago, Li Mingjue had just obtained about twenty beautiful little brush pens from Jiang Xuanling, and was ridiculed by Jiang Xuanling, saying that he was like a pen holder.

This time it's all right, it's all in, and not even the tip of a small brush is left outside.

The huge impact force is no worse than Jiang Xuanling's piling when the night is dark and the wind is high.

Li Mingjue screamed in pain immediately, clutching his buttocks and about to jump up.

Unexpectedly, before he jumped up, he heard rustling sounds in his ears, and his arms and legs were tied up by vines that came out of nowhere to become a Ukrainian suckling pig.

"Master, help, help, Master!"

In order to survive, Li Mingjue shouted for help in a hopeless manner, and was tied to a stone pier, shaking with horror all over his body.

He was afraid that something from the underworld would pop out suddenly and send the little lamb penny out of his mouth.

"Master, Master!"

"I heard, what's the ghost's name?"

As expected of Jiang Xuanling, at first glance he looked like a man who had gone through a lot of ups and downs.

Walking a few steps forward, looking carefully for a moment, Jiang Xuanling's expression eased a little, looking very calm and composed.

"Don't be afraid, it's just a small trick, it doesn't even cast any spells, it can't hurt you."

"Then Master still hasn't rescued me?"

"But this tree vine..." Jiang Xuanling looked up at the green to purple tree vines wrapped around Li Mingjue's body, and couldn't help frowning, "How can there be such a thing in this kind of place?"

"What? Isn't it just a broken tree vine? Oh, master, it hurts! This tree vine seems to understand what I say, and it's still alive!"

Li Mingjue yelled, no matter how hard he tried to break free, he just couldn't get rid of the damn vine.

He had no choice but to rely on Jiang Xuanling.

"Master, help!"

"I'm saving you. This is not an ordinary tree vine, but a kind of lewd | evil ghost vine. It survives here. I never thought that such good luck would meet you."

Li Mingjue didn't think it was good luck, he just wanted to get away quickly, God knows how tightly the vines entangled him, and the surface was like the little tentacles of the creeper, crawling on his skin.

As long as I think about it, I will be crawled and touched by countless small tentacles.Li Mingjue even wanted to die.

"Master, is there a solution? Is this thing afraid of water? Is it afraid of fire? How about trying to cut a few swords... Oh, what the hell! I can understand this thing, I really understand it! Master , this thing is going to steal my penny!"

Jiang Xuanling: "..."

Hearing the apprentice's words, he subconsciously stretched out his hand, trying to snatch the little brush back.

Unexpectedly, as soon as his hand touched the vine, it was immediately stained with sticky juice, which wrapped around his wrist in disgust.

Jiang Xuanling knew that this thing was difficult to deal with, but it was the first time he encountered it in his life.

It stands to reason that this kind of tree vine prefers women, and the more delicate women are, the more they like them.

It will bind people, enjoy it to the fullest, and then wrap people into cicada chrysalis, and then devour them little by little.

Maybe it's been too long since no one came here, and the tree vines don't pick anymore. Men and women are human, and it's the same when the lights are turned off anyway.

I never thought that Li Mingjue would be entangled.

Jiang Xuanling was afraid that the tree vine would hurt Li Mingjue, so he knew he couldn't do it by force, he could only take it by chance.

It is said that this tree and vine penetrates all holes, and they will drill into holes whenever they see one, without any consideration at all.

It was a coincidence to say that, fortunately, Li Mingjue's Valley Road had already been blocked by Jiang Xuanling by mistake, so he was not afraid of this vine.

But it's so hard to die, Li Mingjue couldn't keep his mouth idle, and the tree vines would run along his shoulders and stop him.

Li Mingjue was so frightened that he quickly shut his mouth and hinted with his eyes to Jiang Xuanling to find a way to get out.

In this way, Jiang Xuanling had no choice but to use softness to overcome rigidity, holding the wind in his palm, gently stroking the vine, trying to make it retreat.

Li Mingjue endured and endured, he couldn't hold on any longer, he thought to himself, he had "quarreled" with the master before, and now the master must see his good show, showing weakness to the master at this time is simply too embarrassing.

In the future, there will be no family status to speak of.

He even thought that in the future, when the child was a little older, if the child got into trouble, Jiang Xuanling would definitely scold him with a feather duster. Li Mingjue just argued for the child, and soon knelt side by side with the child to listen to the training.

Suddenly, Li Mingjue's brain twitched like that, and Li Mingjue suddenly gritted his teeth and said: "Damn tree vines! I am not a man you can get easily! Aren't you looking for holes? That's good, I'll block all the holes, see you How to drill!"

Then, in front of Jiang Xuanling, he bent his waist, and in a posture that ordinary people couldn't do, folded the front in two, aww, and swallowed himself.

Jiang Xuanling: "..."

"Wo will never let Ni succeed, except for ligers and tigers... in this world, only Wo is the most qualified to get Wo himself!"

After finishing speaking, he slammed into it again, and in front of Jiang Xuanling, made a movement for himself to go deep into the throat.

Jiang Xuanling: "..."

His raised hand was frozen in the air, and he turned around with an extremely unnatural expression.

Although it was not the first time he had seen Li Mingjue so presumptuous and bold, he still wanted a pair of eyes that he had never seen before.

"absurd!"

With a long sword move, Jiang Xuanling suppressed the sword energy from spreading around, and split the vine with a single stroke.

The tree vine was very spiritual, and found that it couldn't get any oil from Li Mingjue's body, so he was about to retreat.

But Jiang Xuanling won't give it any chance.

After forcibly chopping it into dozens of sections, he gave up. He lowered his eyes and saw that Li Mingjue was eating like a rat.

I couldn't help but reprimanded him: "How long do you want to maintain this ugly posture? Li Mingjue, now that you are promising, you will not only break the formation, but also enter the formation."

Li Mingjue said vaguely: "Where is it, the master has praised you."

"Is this seat complimenting you?"

"Maybe, probably, almost..."

"Can't get up yet?"

"The waist, the waist flashed, Master! Help, give it a hand, Master!"

Jiang Xuanling subdued the tree vine, he had no intention of scolding Li Mingjue at all, he just wanted to straighten his waist quickly, so as not to hurt the child.

As soon as he got close, Li Mingjue immediately jumped up, threw himself into Jiang Xuanling's arms, and then bit Jiang Xuanling's lips wildly.

Jiang Xuanling only felt that his lips and teeth loosened, and he immediately tasted a little salty smell. He was slightly taken aback, and then said angrily: "Presumptuous!"

"Master, where are you presumptuous? This is how it is between Taoists!"

Li Mingjue hurriedly hugged Jiang Xuanling's arm to prevent the master from beating someone in a rage, and kissed the master's lips and cheeks again and again, smiling in his ear: "Master, is the smell particularly weak? It's all the fault of the master Respect..."

Jiang Xuanling: "..."

As long as he lives long enough, sooner or later he will be able to fix Li Mingjue to be extremely obedient.

Taking a deep breath, Jiang Xuanling clenched his fists and comforted himself secretly, he can't hit him, he can't hit him, his little apprentice is not unwanted by anyone, and now he has a cub, baby, how can he fight...

"It's okay, Master, don't, get, get angry!"

"But Master's expression looks so scary!" Li Mingjue pretended to be frightened, hugging his stomach and said, "Both the child and I were frightened."

Jiang Xuanling: "..."

Don't be angry, don't be angry, life is just a play, he will feel happy when he is mad.

Jiang Xuanling smiled slightly: "Mingjue, Master has the accounts here. When you give birth to the child first, Master will settle the accounts with you slowly!"

"Hmph, Master doesn't understand amorous feelings at all, hum."

"Okay, come down."

"I can't come down, my leg is broken, I can't go, if I want to be hugged by Master, I can do it, anyway, I just want to hug."

Jiang Xuanling always treated him differently from others, he sighed helplessly, the stone pillar in front of him was cut off with a single sword, and Li Mingjue sighed in his ear.

Jiang Xuanling said to him: "It's not a pity, I'll take this back with you. Tonight, I'll wash you clean and put it on it. You have fun, play slowly, sit on it and shake it vigorously until you give birth to a child." ,OK?"

"Master, are you joking?"

"What do you think? Are you joking? Are you discussing with me?"

Jiang Xuanling changed his voice, and suddenly raised two fingers to poke Li Mingjue's forehead fiercely, "Remember! If you dare to play with these dead things without Master's permission, Master has a way to keep you from getting out of bed for three months! "

"If you dare to hurt the child, you will never even think about it in this life!"

"Woooooo."

Li Mingjue covered his forehead, and looked up at Jiang Xuanling with aggrieved face.

Jiang Xuanling took a deep breath: "The smell is too bland, Mingjue, please save yourself and stop it."