Qing Leng Master Rescue Plan
Chapter 174 The pigs in the village dare not feed like this!
Li Mingjue pestered Jiang Xuanling behind him, and when he found Ziyu, he saw Ziyu sitting on a roadside stall, holding a roast chicken in one hand and a roast goose in the other, his mouth was full of greasy food.
The puppet is like a big wooden stake, standing aside like a chicken.
The waiters in the stall were so frightened that they hid under the table and trembled, looking at the puppet in horror.
"Where did the waiter die? Hurry up, there's not enough to eat! Cut another plate of soy sauce meat! Hurry up, don't dawdle! It's you who have been cultivating the food in this shabby place! Good luck, don’t know what’s good or bad!”
When Li Mingjue went, he heard Ziyu flaunting his might to the waiter, who made the waiter turn pale, and tremblingly brought beef with sauce.
Take a closer look, the sauced beef is greasy and greasy.
"Yo, young man, are you still eating this? Are you afraid that your stomach will burst if you eat so much by yourself?"
Li Mingjue approached with the sword in his arms, waved his hand, and signaled the waiter to go down. From the corner of his eyes, he saw Ziyu put his injured leg on the bench and kicked it.
Ziyu groaned, almost fell, and quickly supported the table and said, "You guys are walking too slowly, I'm very hungry."
"Let's go slowly when we're still free? Your eyes are growing on your butt, and you don't look back to see if anyone is there!"
Li Mingjue raised his hand and patted the back of his head, and said calmly: "Are you looking for people's fat and people's cream? Do you have any money?"
Ziyu said confidently: "No...but you guys help me to cushion it first, and when I get home, I will return the money to you immediately!"
"What kind of overlord meal do you eat without money? You order so much without money? You are so arrogant without money? You are reasonable!"
As Li Mingjue said, he beat people, and Ziyu screamed and said loudly that he was wrong.
"Are you sure you won't let people surround us immediately after sending you home? I've seen a lot of people like that who cross rivers and tear down bridges!"
Li Mingjue glanced at the table, he didn't see anything sour, and there was no spicy food, instead, there was a table full of meat, which made his stomach sour.
Unable to bear it, he raised his hand to the corner of his lips, sat down, and squeezed a peanut to suppress his nausea for the time being.
Seeing Jiang Xuanling, he called out to the shop waiter, and waited for the person to approach before asking: "Is there any sour plum soup?"
"Go back to the uncle, there is no such thing in the shop."
"Aren't there any sour apricots?"
"No, the locals don't like to eat sour, and these are the signature dishes."
The waiter pointed to the dishes on the table and said with a bitter face.
Li Mingjue suppressed the nausea in his stomach and said: "Master, it's okay, this disciple is not hungry."
"No, you have to eat as much as you want, if you can't let someone cook it." Jiang Xuanling said, turning his head to look at the waiter in the shop, "Go do it, make some spicy dishes, as spicy as you can."
"Okay...Okay, little one, let's go, let's go."
The waiter shivered and turned around to go down to cook, but the puppet suddenly didn't know what was wrong, so he rushed forward a few steps suddenly, just in front of the waiter.
This was great, the shop waiter passed out without being frightened, and the rest of the people screamed out of fright, and fled outside with urine dripping from their buttocks.
Jiang Xuanling arrived in front of the puppet in an instant, and flicked his finger on the sky cap, the puppet immediately flew upside down, and with a bang, it slammed into the big tree heavily.He sneered, "Damn you dare."
Ziyu was so frightened that he trembled all over, and quickly buried his head on the table, fearing that he would also be beaten out, so he didn't dare to speak at all.
"You wait here, you are not allowed to go anywhere."
After Jiang Xuanling said these words, he turned and walked towards the kitchen.
Li Mingjue was stunned, then turned his head and stared at Ziyu with big eyes.He also asked very stupidly: "What is my master doing?"
Ziyu said: "You ask me, who do I ask? Did I cook for you?"
"That's absolutely impossible!"
Li Mingjue retorted straight away, thinking that Jiang Xuanling went to the kitchen to find a kitchen knife and chopped him up, that would be more or less the same.
How could he wash his hands and make soup for him.
This is not Jiang Xuanling, it is really not Jiang Xuanling.
But for some reason, Li Mingjue couldn't help but look forward to it. The table was full of dishes, but he just didn't move a bite, shaking his feet, and kept looking in the direction of the kitchen.
I don't know what to wait for, anyway, I just want to wait, wait, wait.
"Look at him, he doesn't look like he can cook, why don't you just eat something?" Ziyu pushed the half-eaten roast chicken in front of Li Mingjue, "Try this chicken, it tastes good, the meat is fragrant !"
"Don't eat, you eat by yourself."
Before the words were finished, a loud bang was heard from the direction of the kitchen, and the smell of scorching permeated instantly, causing the two of them to cough uncontrollably.
Ziyu coughed and said, "Your master won't run to make alchemy, right? During this battle, my alchemy furnace exploded, and that's all!"
"Cough, cough, it shouldn't be alchemy. My master has a high level of cultivation, how could he blow up the alchemy furnace, just wait!"
Li Mingjue choked and coughed, sniffing the unpleasant smell in the air, and wondered for a while, whether the master would go and make him some poisonous things, and if he took a bite, he would kill two people immediately, right?
I felt a little uneasy in my heart, if the master really went to cook for him, would he eat it or not.
I don't know how long it took before Jiang Xuanling came out of the kitchen, his clothes were covered with dust visible to the naked eye, but fortunately his hair crown was quite neat.
Putting a pot of pitch-black things in front of Li Mingjue, Jiang Xuanling cleared his throat and said, "It's my first time cooking...so I don't have much experience, just try it, it still suits your taste .”
Li Mingjue looked at the pitch-black pot, and thought about running away by carrying the train all night.
Who can tell him, what is this dark and dark thing in front of him?
Tremblingly, he picked up the chopsticks and fished them in, only to find a dark object.The corner of Li Mingjue's mouth twitched, "This is... an eggplant?"
"It can't be eggplant, it looks a bit like a potato? Don't you know if you taste it?"
Ziyu came from the sidelines, probably never seen such poor cooking skills, so he quickly put down his chopsticks and said that he was full.
He also looked at Li Mingjue with sympathy.
"Mingjue, why don't you eat?" Seeing him not moving, Jiang Xuanling frowned and said, "Do you dislike my poor cooking skills?"
"Don't dare!"
"Don't you dare?"
"No no no, no!"
Li Mingjue finally regained his voice, thinking, before he died in the hands of a few senior brothers, could it be that his 17-year-old life is about to end in a pot of pig food?
Can't you tell that Jiang Xuanling was born so handsome, with a smart face, and a handsome man of Qinghua, yet his cooking skills are so poor?
But any individual can't make such a ghost, right?
If you drink this one sip, will you kill two people on the spot?
Li Mingjue's throat shrank suddenly, and he was very entangled between eating or not.
Eat it, he is afraid of eating it to death.
Don't eat it, and let down the master's intentions.
After struggling for a moment, Li Mingjue reluctantly said: "Master is the highest, master does not move chopsticks, disciples absolutely dare not move chopsticks."
Jiang Xuanling: "You didn't say that when you ate peanuts just now."
"...The disciple is guilty, Master please use it first!"
Li Mingjue grabbed the chopsticks and held them above his head, respectfully asking Jiang Xuanling to eat first.
This is what he thought, if Jiang Xuanling was fine after eating, then he should be fine.
If something happens to Jiang Xuanling after eating, then he doesn't need to eat, and the master will not be willing to make him suffer.
Jiang Xuanling took the chopsticks, very calm, and gracefully picked up something unknown with the chopsticks, and slowly put it into his mouth, his expression was as usual, calm and composed throughout.
"Master, how does it taste?"
"It's okay, I've been bigu for many years, and I haven't eaten mortal things for a long time. Naturally, I have forgotten the taste of the world, but I can't taste anything."
Li Mingjue heaved a sigh of relief. To be on the safe side, he planned to trick Ziyu, but Ziyu kept watching with a strange expression, gloating at his misfortune.Sui said: "Come, it is fate to meet you, and you are also a guest. Today is a kindness of the landlord. Come, please."
"No, no, no, I dare not, I don't deserve it!" Ziyu waved his hands in a bluff and said, "I don't deserve to eat such a precious thing, I don't deserve it!"
Li Mingjue: "You deserve it."
"I do not deserve."
"I said you deserve it, so you deserve it!" Li Mingjue slapped the table and said with a straight face, "Just say, eat or not? In a word!"
"eat!"
With tears in his eyes, the corners of Ziyu's lips began to tremble. He picked up the chopsticks, and reluctantly picked up one... Anyway, he didn't know what it was, and put it into his mouth like he was going to die.
Li Mingjue carefully scrutinized Ziyu's expression, seeing that the expression on his face was acceptable and not particularly painful, he couldn't help asking: "How's the taste?"
Ziyu didn't speak, just gave a thumbs up.
As a result, Li Mingjue nodded, thinking, delicacies pay attention to color, fragrance and taste, maybe Master's dish just has no color, but the taste is actually good.
So he picked up the chopsticks suspiciously and put it in his mouth, just like that, almost sent him away.
On the spot, it sprayed out without any image, and fell to the side holding his throat, coughing desperately.
Not only him, but even Ziyu was beating his chest and vomiting until he was dizzy.
"Mingjue, why do you..."
Jiang Xuanling hurried over to help Li Mingjue, and asked with thick brows, "Is it so unpalatable?"
Is it more than unpalatable?Bitter and spicy, the pigs in the village dare not feed it like this!
Just one mouthful, it made Li Mingjue's eyes watery.
As long as I think that I will eat this kind of food from now on, the tears will fall even more fiercely.
"Master, there are many ways to kill me, why choose this one?"
Jiang Xuanling: "I just want to make you happy."
"I'm happy, I'm happy!" Li Mingjue cried bitterly, grabbed Jiang Xuanling's hand, and begged, "Master, please promise your disciples? Let the disciples do all the work at home. Who dares to let the master cook?" , the disciple will chop off whose hand!"
What the hell is he expecting!
The puppet is like a big wooden stake, standing aside like a chicken.
The waiters in the stall were so frightened that they hid under the table and trembled, looking at the puppet in horror.
"Where did the waiter die? Hurry up, there's not enough to eat! Cut another plate of soy sauce meat! Hurry up, don't dawdle! It's you who have been cultivating the food in this shabby place! Good luck, don’t know what’s good or bad!”
When Li Mingjue went, he heard Ziyu flaunting his might to the waiter, who made the waiter turn pale, and tremblingly brought beef with sauce.
Take a closer look, the sauced beef is greasy and greasy.
"Yo, young man, are you still eating this? Are you afraid that your stomach will burst if you eat so much by yourself?"
Li Mingjue approached with the sword in his arms, waved his hand, and signaled the waiter to go down. From the corner of his eyes, he saw Ziyu put his injured leg on the bench and kicked it.
Ziyu groaned, almost fell, and quickly supported the table and said, "You guys are walking too slowly, I'm very hungry."
"Let's go slowly when we're still free? Your eyes are growing on your butt, and you don't look back to see if anyone is there!"
Li Mingjue raised his hand and patted the back of his head, and said calmly: "Are you looking for people's fat and people's cream? Do you have any money?"
Ziyu said confidently: "No...but you guys help me to cushion it first, and when I get home, I will return the money to you immediately!"
"What kind of overlord meal do you eat without money? You order so much without money? You are so arrogant without money? You are reasonable!"
As Li Mingjue said, he beat people, and Ziyu screamed and said loudly that he was wrong.
"Are you sure you won't let people surround us immediately after sending you home? I've seen a lot of people like that who cross rivers and tear down bridges!"
Li Mingjue glanced at the table, he didn't see anything sour, and there was no spicy food, instead, there was a table full of meat, which made his stomach sour.
Unable to bear it, he raised his hand to the corner of his lips, sat down, and squeezed a peanut to suppress his nausea for the time being.
Seeing Jiang Xuanling, he called out to the shop waiter, and waited for the person to approach before asking: "Is there any sour plum soup?"
"Go back to the uncle, there is no such thing in the shop."
"Aren't there any sour apricots?"
"No, the locals don't like to eat sour, and these are the signature dishes."
The waiter pointed to the dishes on the table and said with a bitter face.
Li Mingjue suppressed the nausea in his stomach and said: "Master, it's okay, this disciple is not hungry."
"No, you have to eat as much as you want, if you can't let someone cook it." Jiang Xuanling said, turning his head to look at the waiter in the shop, "Go do it, make some spicy dishes, as spicy as you can."
"Okay...Okay, little one, let's go, let's go."
The waiter shivered and turned around to go down to cook, but the puppet suddenly didn't know what was wrong, so he rushed forward a few steps suddenly, just in front of the waiter.
This was great, the shop waiter passed out without being frightened, and the rest of the people screamed out of fright, and fled outside with urine dripping from their buttocks.
Jiang Xuanling arrived in front of the puppet in an instant, and flicked his finger on the sky cap, the puppet immediately flew upside down, and with a bang, it slammed into the big tree heavily.He sneered, "Damn you dare."
Ziyu was so frightened that he trembled all over, and quickly buried his head on the table, fearing that he would also be beaten out, so he didn't dare to speak at all.
"You wait here, you are not allowed to go anywhere."
After Jiang Xuanling said these words, he turned and walked towards the kitchen.
Li Mingjue was stunned, then turned his head and stared at Ziyu with big eyes.He also asked very stupidly: "What is my master doing?"
Ziyu said: "You ask me, who do I ask? Did I cook for you?"
"That's absolutely impossible!"
Li Mingjue retorted straight away, thinking that Jiang Xuanling went to the kitchen to find a kitchen knife and chopped him up, that would be more or less the same.
How could he wash his hands and make soup for him.
This is not Jiang Xuanling, it is really not Jiang Xuanling.
But for some reason, Li Mingjue couldn't help but look forward to it. The table was full of dishes, but he just didn't move a bite, shaking his feet, and kept looking in the direction of the kitchen.
I don't know what to wait for, anyway, I just want to wait, wait, wait.
"Look at him, he doesn't look like he can cook, why don't you just eat something?" Ziyu pushed the half-eaten roast chicken in front of Li Mingjue, "Try this chicken, it tastes good, the meat is fragrant !"
"Don't eat, you eat by yourself."
Before the words were finished, a loud bang was heard from the direction of the kitchen, and the smell of scorching permeated instantly, causing the two of them to cough uncontrollably.
Ziyu coughed and said, "Your master won't run to make alchemy, right? During this battle, my alchemy furnace exploded, and that's all!"
"Cough, cough, it shouldn't be alchemy. My master has a high level of cultivation, how could he blow up the alchemy furnace, just wait!"
Li Mingjue choked and coughed, sniffing the unpleasant smell in the air, and wondered for a while, whether the master would go and make him some poisonous things, and if he took a bite, he would kill two people immediately, right?
I felt a little uneasy in my heart, if the master really went to cook for him, would he eat it or not.
I don't know how long it took before Jiang Xuanling came out of the kitchen, his clothes were covered with dust visible to the naked eye, but fortunately his hair crown was quite neat.
Putting a pot of pitch-black things in front of Li Mingjue, Jiang Xuanling cleared his throat and said, "It's my first time cooking...so I don't have much experience, just try it, it still suits your taste .”
Li Mingjue looked at the pitch-black pot, and thought about running away by carrying the train all night.
Who can tell him, what is this dark and dark thing in front of him?
Tremblingly, he picked up the chopsticks and fished them in, only to find a dark object.The corner of Li Mingjue's mouth twitched, "This is... an eggplant?"
"It can't be eggplant, it looks a bit like a potato? Don't you know if you taste it?"
Ziyu came from the sidelines, probably never seen such poor cooking skills, so he quickly put down his chopsticks and said that he was full.
He also looked at Li Mingjue with sympathy.
"Mingjue, why don't you eat?" Seeing him not moving, Jiang Xuanling frowned and said, "Do you dislike my poor cooking skills?"
"Don't dare!"
"Don't you dare?"
"No no no, no!"
Li Mingjue finally regained his voice, thinking, before he died in the hands of a few senior brothers, could it be that his 17-year-old life is about to end in a pot of pig food?
Can't you tell that Jiang Xuanling was born so handsome, with a smart face, and a handsome man of Qinghua, yet his cooking skills are so poor?
But any individual can't make such a ghost, right?
If you drink this one sip, will you kill two people on the spot?
Li Mingjue's throat shrank suddenly, and he was very entangled between eating or not.
Eat it, he is afraid of eating it to death.
Don't eat it, and let down the master's intentions.
After struggling for a moment, Li Mingjue reluctantly said: "Master is the highest, master does not move chopsticks, disciples absolutely dare not move chopsticks."
Jiang Xuanling: "You didn't say that when you ate peanuts just now."
"...The disciple is guilty, Master please use it first!"
Li Mingjue grabbed the chopsticks and held them above his head, respectfully asking Jiang Xuanling to eat first.
This is what he thought, if Jiang Xuanling was fine after eating, then he should be fine.
If something happens to Jiang Xuanling after eating, then he doesn't need to eat, and the master will not be willing to make him suffer.
Jiang Xuanling took the chopsticks, very calm, and gracefully picked up something unknown with the chopsticks, and slowly put it into his mouth, his expression was as usual, calm and composed throughout.
"Master, how does it taste?"
"It's okay, I've been bigu for many years, and I haven't eaten mortal things for a long time. Naturally, I have forgotten the taste of the world, but I can't taste anything."
Li Mingjue heaved a sigh of relief. To be on the safe side, he planned to trick Ziyu, but Ziyu kept watching with a strange expression, gloating at his misfortune.Sui said: "Come, it is fate to meet you, and you are also a guest. Today is a kindness of the landlord. Come, please."
"No, no, no, I dare not, I don't deserve it!" Ziyu waved his hands in a bluff and said, "I don't deserve to eat such a precious thing, I don't deserve it!"
Li Mingjue: "You deserve it."
"I do not deserve."
"I said you deserve it, so you deserve it!" Li Mingjue slapped the table and said with a straight face, "Just say, eat or not? In a word!"
"eat!"
With tears in his eyes, the corners of Ziyu's lips began to tremble. He picked up the chopsticks, and reluctantly picked up one... Anyway, he didn't know what it was, and put it into his mouth like he was going to die.
Li Mingjue carefully scrutinized Ziyu's expression, seeing that the expression on his face was acceptable and not particularly painful, he couldn't help asking: "How's the taste?"
Ziyu didn't speak, just gave a thumbs up.
As a result, Li Mingjue nodded, thinking, delicacies pay attention to color, fragrance and taste, maybe Master's dish just has no color, but the taste is actually good.
So he picked up the chopsticks suspiciously and put it in his mouth, just like that, almost sent him away.
On the spot, it sprayed out without any image, and fell to the side holding his throat, coughing desperately.
Not only him, but even Ziyu was beating his chest and vomiting until he was dizzy.
"Mingjue, why do you..."
Jiang Xuanling hurried over to help Li Mingjue, and asked with thick brows, "Is it so unpalatable?"
Is it more than unpalatable?Bitter and spicy, the pigs in the village dare not feed it like this!
Just one mouthful, it made Li Mingjue's eyes watery.
As long as I think that I will eat this kind of food from now on, the tears will fall even more fiercely.
"Master, there are many ways to kill me, why choose this one?"
Jiang Xuanling: "I just want to make you happy."
"I'm happy, I'm happy!" Li Mingjue cried bitterly, grabbed Jiang Xuanling's hand, and begged, "Master, please promise your disciples? Let the disciples do all the work at home. Who dares to let the master cook?" , the disciple will chop off whose hand!"
What the hell is he expecting!
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