Qing Leng Master Rescue Plan

"Mingjue, are you asleep?"

Seeing that there was no movement in the room, Jiang Xuanling couldn't help frowning his thick eyebrows, raised his hand and knocked a few more times, "Are you still angry? I bought you candied fruit, which is said to be very sweet, do you want to try it?"

Li Mingjue started to panic.

It's over, not only did Master not carry him out to have a good time, but even bought him candied fruit!

For the first time, she even took the initiative to ask for peace with him!

Turns out what was he doing?

Not only did he yell at Master as a dead old man in the room, he also sneaked into Master's room, even untied his belt, and urinated on Master's bedding and pillow...

Even Li Mingjue felt that he was too ignorant, too capricious, and too cheap for such a villain's behavior.

It's not good to urinate, run to urinate on Master's bed!

Master must not find out!

If the master found out, he would definitely kill him!

Li Mingjue was terrified, suppressed his nausea, hugged the wet pillow and blanket in his arms, and threw it under the bed.

Afterwards, the cat bowed, and turned back in a desperate manner.

Then he pretended that nothing happened, and ran over to open the door for Jiang Xuanling.

Li Mingjue showed eight teeth, and greeted Jiang Xuanling with a smile on his face: "Master, what a coincidence, I met you here. It's midnight, why did you come here?"

Seeing his appearance, Jiang Xuanling immediately became aware of something strange.

It stands to reason that with Li Mingjue's temper, he would angrily refuse to open the door, even if he opened the door reluctantly, he would definitely have a calm and handsome face.

He snorted coldly from time to time to express his dissatisfaction.

There will never be an impeccable smiling face as soon as the door is opened.

This can only illustrate one problem.

That means Li Mingjue must have a guilty conscience and have done something wrong.

Jiang Xuanling looked at Li Mingjue calmly, saw that he had a bright smile, behaved well, and looked very obedient, so he knew that Li Mingjue must have done something wicked in his heart.

But it didn't reveal anything on the surface, Jiang Xuanling nodded and said: "It's quite a coincidence, I met you at the door of your room, what a coincidence you said."

Li Mingjue: "..."

"In the middle of the night, don't you invite Master to come in and sit down?"

"Please, please, master, please come in, come, be careful of your feet, there is a threshold under your feet, master, be careful, don't knock on it."

Li Mingjue was very courteous, he supported Jiang Xuanling to enter, closed the door, and locked the door to be on the safe side.

After that, he obediently pulled the bench over, raised his sleeves to wipe off the non-existent dust on the bench, and invited Jiang Xuanling to sit down.

"Thank you." Jiang Xuanling was quite polite, and he also pulled the bench and said, "You have a hard pregnancy, between you and me, don't talk about these red tapes, come, you sit too."

"No, no, I don't want to sit, I'm not worthy! The master is above, and the disciple is below. The master is the sky of the disciple, and the disciple is the land of the master... Ah, bah, the disciple is the son of the master, a son of a bitch, a bastard!" Lamb..."

Jiang Xuanling became more and more certain that the evil thing that the little apprentice did must be about him, his master.

With the temper of the little apprentice, he can make him say that the black is white.A straw can be blown into a gold bar.

It is even more difficult to make an old sow climb a tree if he is able to argue confidently and confidently without reason, and let him take the initiative to admit his mistakes.

Jiang Xuanling felt that now he was patient enough and kind enough.

As long as the apprentice does not do the following three things.

One is that the little apprentice killed the child in his womb.

Second, the little apprentice gave him a cuckold.

The third is that the little apprentice died in front of him without his permission.

Seeing Li Mingjue being so attentive, Jiang Xuanling thought it was a bit funny, so he wanted to tease him, and said: "Don't belittle yourself like this, Mingjue is Master's heart, Master's liver, Master's Baby."

These few sentences were all what Li Mingjue forced him to say, and Jiang Xuanling had already remembered them by heart.

Li Mingjue's eyes widened in disbelief.

I thought, Master is so promising now?To be able to say such nasty words without changing face or heartbeat!

It can be seen that Master is willing to say anything and do anything for him.

But he was lucky. Not only did he make trouble unreasonably, but he also acted willfully. He ran into the master's room and urinated on the master's bed.

Even a three-year-old child can't do this kind of thing, but he is 17 years old, and he can do it.

Li Mingjue's face was burning hot, and he began to feel ashamed rarely.

He twisted his fingers and lowered his head.He dared not sit down or make a sound.

Jiang Xuanling smiled and pulled him to sit on his lap, opened the paper bag containing candied fruit, and squeezed out a round sour plum with a layer of shiny powder on it.

Sending it to Li Mingjue's lips, coaxing him softly: "Come, have a taste."

"Well."

As soon as Li Mingjue opened his mouth, plums were put into his mouth, it was sweet and sour, and there was a scent of roses, so sour that his teeth softened, and sweet and sweet to the tip of his heart.

Seeing that Master treats me so well, I feel even more guilty.

Thinking in his heart, there is nothing to make up for Master, how about doing a butt-flicking dance for Master at night?

If the master is really angry like this, at worst, he should take the initiative, ride on the waist of the master, and move obediently by himself.

But this kind of thing has always been Li Mingjue's favorite, and it is usually used as a reward.

Li Mingjue was very worried.

I think Master should beat him up.Hands are too cheap.

No, it's not a matter of hand and hand, it's because chickens are too cheap, they don't have eyesight at all, it's not good to piss, they pissed on the master's bed.

Isn't this just panic?

If he were Jiang Xuanling, he would definitely cut up all the chickens that urinated on his bed!

"Master, why are you being so nice to me all of a sudden?" Li Mingjue inquired insinuatingly, with both hands involuntarily pinching Jiang Xuanling's thing, "I'll give Master a massage."

"No need, the night is getting dark. Seeing that you ate candied fruit, I am relieved. You have a good rest, and I will go back too."

Jiang Xuanling used "I" instead of this seat. He sat Li Mingjue on his knees and pinched the tip of his nose very fondly, "Be obedient and don't always think about what you have. I have a little boy in my heart." Zha, there are quite a few accounts for you."

Li Mingjue said with a sad face: "Is it true that when the child is born, Master will settle accounts with me?"

"Ah."

"Then you have to have a confinement period to settle accounts, right?"

"Yes."

"That's great, master, come on, try to let me have another litter before I'm confinement!"

Jiang Xuanling: "I...do my best."

"Wait, Mingjue, why do you have a strange smell?"

The six senses of the cultivator are extraordinary, and the two of them are very close, Jiang Xuanling immediately noticed something strange.She frowned and looked at him: "What did you do just now?"

"No, I didn't do anything! Just now... I was eating sour oranges just now! It's so unpalatable, I threw it away."

Li Mingjue kept his eyes on his nose, his nose and his heart, but he refused to admit that he had gone to do bad things.

"Then why do you have a strand..."

Jiang Xuanling was quite embarrassed, and tried his best to be as tactful as possible: "You are not yet old enough to untie your belt in time, right?"

and many more!

Master wouldn't mistake him for peeing his pants, right?

FUCK FUCK!

He is seventeen, seventeen, seventeen!

Can he pee in his pants?

Who does Master look down on?

Li Mingjue was about to retort aggressively, when he heard Jiang Xuanling say: "Still, you just..."

"I peed my pants!" Li Mingjue gritted his silver teeth with tears in his eyes, and said extremely aggrieved, "Woo, I peed my pants."

Jiang Xuanling: "..."

"It's all because the child is too big. I'm too full to eat at night, so I can't untie my belt, and then... Master, don't dislike me, Master!"

Jiang Xuanling: "..."

It's hard not to be disgusted.

But it didn't affect him to continue hugging Li Mingjue.

Jiang Xuanling said solemnly: "It must have been because you acted too frequently and without restraint before. You should understand now why I don't allow you to be so wanton and indulgent?"

Li Mingjue: "..."

"It's getting late, go to sleep, and sleep in separate rooms tonight until you give birth."

Jiang Xuanling carried him to the bed, carefully pulled the quilt over and tucked him in. Li Mingjue kept fidgeting, holding his arm and begging: "Master, I'm afraid, I'm afraid! Master, stay with me, okay, Master?"

"What are you afraid of? There is nothing to be afraid of."

"I'm afraid of the dark!"

"Then I'll leave you a lamp."

"I'm afraid of evil spirits!"

"..." Jiang Xuanling took out the yellow talisman, "Take it."

"I...I'm afraid...I'm afraid..."

"Shut up and sleep well."

Jiang Xuanling untied the curtain, pushed Li Mingjue's head back involuntarily, and warned: "If you are disobedient tonight, I have a hundred ways to teach you a lesson."

Li Mingjue chose the former between being discovered by the master and being taught a lesson in a hundred ways by the master.

If it's a big deal, I won't admit it.

If the master pressed him to ask, at worst Li Mingjue would say that he saw a dog coming out of the master's room with his own eyes.

So he lay back under the blanket in fear, revealing a pair of Ruifeng eyes, and said in a very low voice: "Okay, I'm obedient."

"Well, go to sleep."

After Jiang Xuanling returned to the room, he was keenly aware of the strangeness, the room suddenly filled with a very strange smell, and followed the smell to find it.

Then I saw that the bed was bare and there was nothing left.

The previous bedding and pillows have disappeared.

Jiang Xuanling bent down and squatted down, lifted the bed board, and saw the disappearing quilt and pillow appearing under the bed.

There is still a wetness clearly visible on the top.That anger emanates from here.

Jiang Xuanling stood up expressionlessly.

I'm afraid I won't be able to sleep tonight.

This bastard thing!

"boom!"

The door was pushed open from the outside.Li Mingjue, who hadn't fallen asleep at first, trembled so much that he hurriedly covered his head with a quilt, and said silently in his heart: "Master can't see me, Master can't see me, Master can't see me!"

"Li Mingjue, are you very courageous? Is there anything you dare not do? Huh?"

Jiang Xuanling tore open the curtain, and all he could see was something wrapped up in a ball, trembling visibly with the naked eye.

Angry and funny.

"Get up! If you do something wrong, you know how to hide. Do you think you can hide? How did the teacher teach you on weekdays?!"

Throwing off the quilt, Li Mingjue was like a frightened bird, pounced on Jiang Xuanling, hugged his waist, closed his eyes and shouted: "Master! It's not me, it's not me! It's a big yellow dog!" ! Very, very big! I saw that dog come out of Master's room with my own eyes!"

"Oh? Big yellow dog? What does it look like?"

"It's a yellow dog with big, fat head and big ears! Its ears stand up, and it has a very fluffy tail! It looks like a bad dog!"

"Really?" Jiang Xuanling twisted Li Mingjue's ears, forcing him to look up at him, and said with a half-smile: "You're lying now, and you don't even know how to beat your stomach? It's full of loopholes! I see, you are that rhubarb How about a dog?"

"I'm not, I didn't, I didn't do it!"

Jiang Xuanling: "Really?"

"Wooooow, I did it, I'm that bad dog, woof woof woof!"

Li Mingjue took the initiative to admit defeat, and rubbed his head on Jiang Xuanling's waist, sticking out his tongue in a fawning manner, licking the fabric under the waist until the complete shape was revealed.

He raised his eyes and looked at Jiang Xuanling timidly: "Master, you know me, I'm just stupid, I have no bad intentions, at worst, Master... also..."

Looking at the bed below them, if it's damp, where will they sleep at night?

Gritting his teeth simply, Li Mingjue pressed against Jiang Xuanling's ear and whispered something.

Then he lay down obediently, with one leg stretched out and the other raised high, making the appearance of a large canine having sex.

With red eyes, Li Mingjue waved to Jiang Xuanling and said, "Come on, Master, please be a lowly disciple as much as you want!"

Jiang Xuanling: "..."

Jiang Xuanling: "..."

Jiang Xuanling: "..."

He didn't really think about it.

Really.

I really didn't want to do anything to Li Mingjue.

Didn't think so.I really didn't think so.

Jiang Xuanling refused: "No, Mingjue, don't act foolish!"

Li Mingjue: "..."

He just lay down on the bed and waved to Master.

In the end, how did Master's belt be untied?

How did the clothes come off?

Shoulders, waist, long legs... were revealed one by one before his eyes.

As soon as the bed sank, the master had already moved over.

Not only did it stick to him, but he also reached out and grabbed his raised ankle, and raised it higher, sinking in from the side.

Li Mingjue let out an "ah" in surprise, and a big hand protruded from behind, tightly gagged his mouth, scratched his throat recklessly, pinched his tongue between two fingers, and rubbed his lips and teeth.

"It seems that there will be no sleep again tonight. If things go on like this, you will die on this sooner or later."

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"Usually you are asked to read a lot, but you have to listen. At this time, you can't even say a word to defend yourself."

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He wanted to say it!Master blocked his mouth, let him say, how to say, how to say?

If he had known that he would be working all night tonight, he should have slept for a while during the day!

It's all over now, the one who said no to it was the master, and the one who forced Li Mingjue to bite his big baby and not let go, is still the master!

Master's mind is hard to guess, but his temper is... hard.