Qing Leng Master Rescue Plan

"Master, why don't you come in? What are you doing outside?"

Li Mingjue knelt on the ground, put his hands on his knees and yelled, "Master, isn't he stealing food?"

Jiang Xuanling took a deep breath, bent down and picked up the things, looking at the pile of things in front of him, there were many things he had never seen before, and he didn't know how to use them.His expression was quite complicated, and he turned his back to his body and said, "I don't eat this kind of food as a teacher."

"Even if Master wants to eat, it depends on the disciple's mood! Hmph, as long as I'm not happy, Master won't be able to eat a single bite!"

Li Mingjue raised his chin, complacent, and urged: "Hurry up, Master, come and feed me, don't let anything be left, I will definitely eat everything!"

Jiang Xuanling: "You can't eat it, it's a bit difficult, don't force yourself."

When Li Mingjue heard it, his first reaction was, who is Jiang Xuanling looking down on?

Now his stomach is growling with hunger, even a mule can swallow it in one gulp, not to mention the characteristics of this place, what characteristics can it have, nothing more than salted duck eggs, candied garlic, all kinds of cakes, fruits and so on Yes, there may be pomegranate wine, wine, Erguotou...

But it's only 20 taels of silver. Could it be that Master wants to buy a piece of land?

What bike do you want?

"Master, you look down on me too much. Let me tell you, I have one mouth to eat for two people. If I don't have enough to eat, the child in my stomach will starve. I heard someone say that Yes, as long as the child is hungry, he likes to scratch with both hands, grab my heart, liver, spleen, stomach and kidney, break it up and eat it, wouldn't it hurt me to death?"

"Where did you hear that? Who told you that the child will scratch in your belly? It's nonsense, you must not believe in those non-existent things. Naturally, children in this seat have rules since they were young, and they must do it." Don't kill your father like this."

"That's not necessarily the case. It mainly depends on whose belly the child came out of."

"Why, do you have the guts to kill your teacher?"

"No."

"I know you don't have the heart of a bear and the guts of a leopard. Don't be afraid, the master is here."

Jiang Xuanling comforted him, looked down at the various objects on the tray, and felt that they shouldn't be taken to the room, otherwise he wouldn't have to rest for the whole day, and he would be wasted on such things, and he might mess up the little apprentice again. Cried.

So he was ready to throw all these messy things out, out of sight and out of mind.

Seeing that the master hadn't come in for a long time, Li Mingjue was suspicious of what the master was doing, turned around and saw Jiang Xuanling making gestures to throw things down from the second floor.

Immediately, I didn't care about anything else, and quickly got up and flew over, loudly saying: "Master! Throwing objects in the sky is wrong! Don't throw away my souvenirs, I want to eat, I want to eat, I want to eat everything!"

Jiang Xuanling turned around, covered the tray with his wide sleeves, and said solemnly: "The specialties of this store are not tasty, you are pregnant, you can't eat this!"

"I can eat, I can eat, I can eat anything! Just give me a solid weight, and I can eat it all!"

"..."

Li Mingjue hugged Jiang Xuanling's waist tightly, raised his handsome face that had not faded from the blush, and made a fuss, insisting that Jiang Xuanling lose his things.

Jiang Xuanling persuaded him kindly: "You will regret it, Mingjue."

"If I didn't see it at all, and let the master throw away the things, then I would regret it!" Li Mingjue tugged on Jiang Xuanling's sleeve, and asked excitedly, "Is it edamame|fu?"

Jiang Xuanling shook his head.I don't know what edamame|fu is.

"Then it must be salted duck eggs?"

"Not at all."

"Could it be candied garlic, salted beans, corn pancakes, big meat naan, steamed buns, roasted sweet potatoes, old bacon?"

Li Mingjue grabbed Jiang Xuanling's sleeve and said eagerly: "Master! Don't look at these things that sound bad, they are actually coarse grains! Eating them is good for your health. Master, don't just look at the appearance of the food, special products Special products, if they are not special, how can they be called special products?"

Jiang Xuanling: "No, it's not a special product."

"Nonsense! If it's not a special product, what else can it be? The master just asked if it can be eaten!"

"No... occasionally."

"Have I eaten?"

Jiang Xuanling thought about it carefully: "Some have eaten, some have not."

"Then what did I eat then?"

"...crying and eating."

"What?" Li Mingjue was surprised now, "Crying to eat? So delicious? Made me cry?"

"No."

"What is it? Why did the master keep it so tight? Why don't you just order some souvenirs? Wouldn't it be okay to share a bite with you?"

Li Mingjue finally opened Jiang Xuanling's sleeves, and he was stunned on the spot by everything he saw.

Who can tell him, what the hell are these things?

Whip, board, red candle, long jade, bell, red rope?

What is this for?

What about specialty products?What about specialty products?What about the specialty products he bought for 20 taels of silver?

How did it disappear!

Jiang Xuanling took a deep breath and said, "I told you, you will regret it when you see it. You used to eat these things, but you may not be able to eat them now. In order to please your teacher, Mingjue, you really don't have any shame now. gone."

Li Mingjue: "..."

Heaven and earth conscience!

He really didn't know that the "characteristics" mentioned by the shopkeeper would be such a messy, unspeakable thing that can only be understood and unspeakable!

If he knew 20 taels of silver, he would buy such a junk thing, he would definitely not be happy, at least give him a few more beautiful tails, or give him a chain or something, so that people can be attracted.

There is no chain, unscrupulous merchants, bad reviews!

"As a teacher, I will throw things out."

Jiang Xuanling raised his hand to push Li Mingjue's hand away, making a gesture to go out and throw something away, but Li Mingjue clung to his wrist tightly, so he said strangely: "What's wrong?"

"Master! Don't throw them away, these things are 20 taels of silver, master!" Li Mingjue said, pushing people into the room, and said with certainty, "Who knows that every piece of Chinese food is hard work! 20 taels of silver , enough for an ordinary family to eat and drink for a year!"

"You mean, ask Wei to return the things?"

"What are you doing to withdraw? Retiring now will make people mistakenly think that Master is not good at it!"

Just as he was struggling, the door was slammed shut. Li Mingjue pushed the man onto the bench, stepped on the edge of the bench, and clamped Jiang Xuanling's neck in a particularly hooligan way.

Smiling, he said: "Master, this is also a local characteristic. If you don't try it, wouldn't it be a waste of time? I saw that Master's figure is so good, and his skin is so white. If you don't tie it up, drop some wax on it." Oil, what a pity!"

"Nonsense, Li Mingjue, you have no attachment to this world, have you?"

"...Come on, come on, kick me in the stomach," Li Mingjue became arrogant and unreasonable, rubbing his stomach against Jiang Xuanling's arm, "If you don't like me, kick me in the stomach!"

"Master, I don't like you making fun of the child's safety." Jiang Xuanling raised his hand to open Li Mingjue's dog's paw, and pinched his waist.

For a while, Li Mingjue fell on his lap, and naturally, his stomach was stuck between his legs, and he would not be pressed at all.

Li Mingjue kicked his legs wildly and screamed in fright: "Master! What are you going to do? Master!"

"As you wish, since you are here, why don't you try it?" Jiang Xuanling patted his back and said solemnly: "Don't move, lie down."

"Ow."

Li Mingjue was terrified, but he still lay down obediently. When he turned his head, he was surprised to see Master hesitated between several fox tails, and immediately said with a groan: "Master! I don't want a small fox tail, I want a big one." Fox tail! It needs to be thick! I like the feeling of being stretched and burst!"

"This one?"

Jiang Xuanling pointed at the fiery red tail, tilted his head and said, "Are you sure?"

"Sure! If it's not good-looking, I won't wear it! If it's good-looking, look good!"

In fact, Li Mingjue didn't just want to look good, the main thing was that he took a few glances just now, and the fiery red foxtail hair was the most fluffy.

As expected, the fluffy fox fur looks fluffy. Master likes furry things. If he wears this, Shizun can't help but lick his fox tail.

So he waited quietly for the master to put it on for him, but Jiang Xuanling turned his fingers straight to the side, picked up a long black whip, and holding the handle in his hand, he raised it into the air, and it broke with a swish. There was a sudden sound.

Li Mingjue was so frightened that he put his head in his hands, turned his head in horror and shouted: "Master! You... what are you going to do?"

"The teacher doesn't like you making fun of the child when you lose your temper, and I don't like your place being occupied by other things, punishing both crimes, using this to give you a long memory, do you think it's okay?"

"No, can't you? Master? Woohoo, Master, I... I was wrong, Master, I'm afraid, I'm afraid, Master, don't be like this, I'm really scared!"

Li Mingjue was a little flustered.

He clearly knows that the child is the bottom line of the master, but he uses it to test the master again and again, wanting to prove that in the heart of the master, he is unique.

Whether there is a child or not, Master loves him.

I never thought of making Master angry.

In principle, as long as you don't hit him in the stomach, it won't affect the child much. Master has always been very measured in his actions.

But this doesn't mean that Li Mingjue is willing to have his butt bloom.

He was about to get up in a hurry, but Jiang Xuanling pressed his back tightly, and said in a deep voice: "Why, dare you say that you don't dare to be a man? Didn't you just say that I want to kick you in the stomach for my teacher?"

"Master, I just... just have a brain problem, and my brain is full of water! Master, just treat what I said as a fart, Master,"

Li Mingjue was so pitiful that he held the corner of Jiang Xuanling's clothes in his mouth, and said vaguely: "I don't want to be happy with Master? Master is puzzled, ah, huh!"

The next moment, Jiang Xuanling stuffed a big hollow bell into his mouth, and Li Mingjue could only whimper and howl.

"Who said that being a teacher doesn't understand style? Let me let you know now, do you understand being a teacher!"