Qing Leng Master Rescue Plan

Chapter 188 Oh, smelly men!

"I think you've been deceived by lard. You can believe whatever Chang Yao says! You've learned all about respect and inferiority, etiquette and shame? I'm your own uncle, how dare you do anything to me?" ?”

The head of the family reprimanded angrily, his handsome face looked very ferocious, he turned his head suddenly, raised his hand to grab Jiang Xuanling's sword blade, and immediately wrung out a large amount of scarlet blood.

He gritted his teeth tightly, and said every word: "My cultivation is far inferior to yours. If you want to kill or cut, you will do as you please! But if you want to humiliate me, it is wishful thinking!"

Jiang Xuanling's expression was indifferent and composed, and with a little force under his hand, he drew back the long sword, glanced down at the blood stains on the blade, and subconsciously frowned.

It's kind of disgusting.Hearing the words, he said: "Right and wrong are in the hearts of the people. If you hadn't done anything evil, this seat would not hurt your life. But if things are really as Chang Yao said, you will be blamed even if you die a hundred times."

The Patriarch said coldly: "According to Your Excellency, today I must be forced to take off my clothes and prove myself?"

"Do you think that anyone here wants to see you take off your clothes to prove yourself? You think too highly of yourself. I don't believe any of the two of you. Don't think that killing people to silence your mouth can prevent future troubles, but you don't know. It has its own will."

As Jiang Xuanling said this, suddenly he pinched the formula with his left hand, a cluster of rays of light burst out from his fingertips, and he muttered some incantation in his mouth, and the rays of light quickly spread in all directions.

But in an instant, the entire ruined temple was surrounded.

Li Mingjue stretched out his hand to rub his tail secretly, while looking at Jiang Xuanling in amazement.

Seeing this, he immediately knew that Master was going to make a bigger move.Immediately, like a little rabbit, he jumped to Jiang Xuanling's side, and said to the three people: "My master is going to make a bigger move! This move is a long-lost art of transfiguration in the cultivation world, even the dead can do it." Make a living! Both of you insist on your own opinion, and neither will let the other, that's good, let all the things in the past be restored again, who is right and wrong, at a glance!"

After hearing this, Jiang Xuanling subconsciously glanced down at Li Mingjue, intending to tell him that this is not some kind of apparition, but just spiritism.

But seeing Li Mingjue's serious face, the words that came to his mouth became: "Exactly."

As the words fell, the bones that had been broken up by Li Mingjue before were put together at a speed visible to the naked eye, and presented to everyone again.

Not only that, but a bald donkey at the head staggered towards Jiang Xuanling's direction, his limbs seemed uncoordinated, and there was a rattling sound, as if it was about to fall apart again at any moment.

Li Mingjue took half a step to the side, stretched out his hand to grab Jiang Xuanling's sleeve, saw the master raised a finger, and casually poked the bald donkey's brow, leaving a cluster of bright red blood marks.

What's amazing is that the bald donkey's thin face immediately trembled violently, and a long wisp of white smoke spewed out from Wu Qing's mouth, as if it was really about to come back to life.

Ziyu was surprised and said: "What kind of magic is this? It can turn the dead into living people? Will you want to talk later?"

"What sorcery? This is the orthodox way of Taoism. Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand!"

Li Mingjue reprimanded righteously, although he didn't understand what it was, but it didn't affect him blowing the teacher's rainbow fart.

Until he heard a very clear "uh", the bald donkey swayed from side to side, the dark blue eyes suddenly lit up, and even rolled the eyeballs slightly.

Jiang Xuanling explained: "If my guess is correct, when these people were buried in the ground, they hadn't lost their breath, and because of the cold place to avoid the sun, and there is a Buddhist hall, the three souls and seven souls are still sealed in the body, and the body is still alive. to be preserved.”

"What? Isn't that just buried alive?" Li Mingjue opened his eyes wide in surprise, "So many people were buried alive? Then the spell I erased by mistake earlier was used to suppress these people?" Revenant?"

Jiang Xuanling couldn't deny it, he wrote a spell in the air, and hit the bald donkey, his brows immediately frowned.

Li Mingjue hurriedly said: "Master, what's wrong?"

"He has no tongue."

"No tongue?" Li Mingjue was startled again, "Doesn't it mean that you can't speak without a tongue? Then what should we do? Why don't you find someone with a tongue to speak for him?"

"Good idea." Jiang Xuanling nodded in agreement, "Then whose tongue do you think is more suitable?"

As soon as these words came out, Li Mingjue subconsciously turned his head and looked at Ziyu.

It seems that Ziyu is really what everyone expects.The kid immediately jumped away like a stray dog ​​whose leg had been broken, and waved his hands again and again: "I can't, I can't! I can't do this kind of thing!"

Li Mingjue tried to persuade him: "If you don't come, who will come? Look for yourself, who is not older than you?"

After hearing this, Ziyu blushed and said, "How do I know who is older and who is younger? I have never taken a bath with you!"

Jiang Xuanling glanced coldly: "He's talking about age!"

Li Mingjue stepped forward and grabbed Ziyu's collar, pulling him back like a chick, then pushed him into the bald donkey's arms, and said with a full face of hatred: "You should practice more. , Manly man, you can’t say that you can’t do it. After this experience, you will go out to brag with your peers in the future, what a good conversation piece! Don’t you kid get cheap and act like a good boy!”

While struggling, Ziyu cursed: "You can do what you want, why force me?!"

Jiang Xuanling didn't give him a chance to continue cursing, and another talisman was pasted on Ziyu's forehead.Then I saw this little bastard, his eyes rolled up, and he completely lost his voice.

"Master, this..."

Li Mingjue tilted his head, and before he could speak, an extremely hoarse male voice sounded in his ear.

This is definitely not Ziyu's voice!

Because it sounds like a cat's paws scratching a rusty iron plate, it looks very weird in the night and makes people shudder.

There are more than a dozen sentences of the classic Chinese quintessence, mixed with some local dialects.

Li Mingjue's eardrums were trembling, and he quickly hid to the side. He always disagreed with this kind of behavior that was the quintessence of Chinese culture.

"...Stop talking nonsense, I didn't call you here to listen to your filthy words. If you have any resentment, just say it, and I will make the decision for you."

Jiang Xuanling never listened to such filthy words, raised his hand to touch Ziyu's eyebrows, and saw his whole body leaning back, and it took a long time before he could speak normally.

"I died so badly! I died so badly! Those beasts didn't treat us as human beings at all! They tortured and humiliated us day and night, put us on all kinds of obscene tools, and forced us to kneel down like dogs On the ground!"

Then came a series of national quintessence.

Li Mingjue rubbed his ears, he didn't know why, although he also swears at others, but he is not as good as this man who swears heartily, every sentence is about human organs, and three sentences are inseparable from the other's mother, all in all, Li Mingjue doesn't know if ancient and modern feelings can be connected .

But the words of swearing are all the same.

Seeing Master's frown tightened again, Li Mingjue hurriedly said: "What are you scolding? You only say that the two people in front of you are the animals who killed you!"

He raised his finger and pointed at Chang Yao and the Patriarch.

Unexpectedly, this bald donkey can't remember the appearance of the animals at all, and he doesn't remember many things. It's all the human sufferings he suffered during his lifetime.

Anyway, just crying and cursing, cursing and crying, hey, just playing!

Li Mingjue didn't know how to describe it for a while, but felt that he had never heard such a dirty word in his life.

So dirty that if he dared to say a word in front of Jiang Xuanling, Jiang Xuanling would tear his mouth to pieces.

After hearing this, Chang Yao cursed bitterly: "Why are you crying? Tell me your name! Whoever killed you, tell me quickly!"

useless.Anyway, this bald donkey should cry or cry.

Li Mingjue suspected that this bald donkey probably didn't even know the origin of the person who killed him.

In other words, he was insulted by too many people during his lifetime, and he couldn't remember it at all.

Jiang Xuanling didn't want to hear the bald donkey swearing for a long time. He thought the bald donkey could say something serious, but he turned over for the first time.

Moreover, the car overturned in front of Li Mingjue, which was something he had never experienced in his life!

It can be called a great shame!

Even if you want to perform a spell, let this disgusting thing shut up.

Unexpectedly, the bald donkey closed his mouth, but he ran around the field like a mad dog. Li Mingjue suddenly thought of a good idea, pretended to be exhausted, fell into Jiang Xuanling's arms, and held his hand.

While saying, "Master, I'm so scared, I can't stand firmly", while secretly using spiritual power to restrain the Patriarch's limbs, until the bald donkey rushed over and tore the Patriarch's clothes.

Li Mingjue opened his eyes wide. Just as he was about to check whether the patriarch really had the birthmark that Chang Yao said, the tail behind him tightened immediately, and someone slammed it in. It was like a sharp knife, and it hurt him so much. Tears fluttered.

With a groan, he buried his face in Jiang Xuanling's arms, and heard the master say in a voice that only two people could hear: "Don't look!"

Woooooo, don’t look at it if you don’t look at it, what are you doing with his tail?

Li Mingjue felt that his butt was in pain, as if it had been broken into eight petals. It was so painful that his whole lower body was numb.

Painful and happy.

He even thought shamelessly, it would be great if Master could give him another tail.

Jiang Xuanling seemed to see what he was thinking, and said with a sneer, "You've really tasted it!"

Li Mingjue didn't dare to say anything.

Until I heard Ziyu yelling in panic: "Little uncle! You really have a birthmark there, really!"

There?

Then there was Chang Yao's unusually rampant laughter: "I said it was a long time ago, you should believe it now!"

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