Qing Leng Master Rescue Plan

As soon as the words came out, Gu Chuxian also squeezed over to take a look, and said with a sneer, "What kind of big peach? Isn't it just a watermark? It's dirty here, can the food be eaten? I'm afraid even dogs can't eat it. !"

He suddenly thought of something again, and hurried to save him: "I mean, the master came to the world to suffer, and it's because the disciples failed to serve the master well."

Li Mingjue looked at his nose, nose and heart, and when he saw a few people around the stove looking at the shape of his butt, his face became faintly hot.

They even pointed at the shape of his buttocks, talking about the size.

"Does it look like a peach? I don't think it looks like it. Look here..." The little devil raised his folding fan, tapped the mark between the two slices of peach flesh, and said, "What is this extra piece? Peach leaves?"

"Nonsense, how can the leaves of peaches be so wide?" Lin Jingyan retorted: "But the rest of the stove is clean, why is this one dirty? It's so strange."

He raised his hand to touch it, put it on the tip of his nose and sniffed, frowned and said, "This smell is a bit strange."

The more Li Mingjue heard it, the more flushed his face became. He secretly gritted his teeth and thought, how could he be like a rotten peach when he was an indomitable man?I'm so ashamed.

In order to stop everyone discussing the shape of his butt, Li Mingjue hurriedly said: "Master, let's light a fire and cook, I'm hungry."

Before Jiang Xuanling opened his mouth, Gu Chuxian was the first to become displeased, his brows were twisted into twists, and he said coldly: "Why do you want Master to cook? Do you still have distinctions in your eyes?"

Although Lin Jingyan also felt that Master should not be allowed to cook in person, he felt that Gu Chuxian was too cold and hard to speak, and he might start arguing again when he turned around, so he hurriedly persuaded him: "Okay, okay Now, stop arguing, I cook, can't I do it?"

"Can you cook?" Xiao Mojun waved his folding fan and leisurely approached him and asked, "Is the food you cook edible? I heard from my uncle that you don't know how to cook."

Lin Jingyan couldn't hear the little devil mentioning his uncle, and when he heard him mention it, he immediately raised his brows angrily, and said firmly: "If you want to mention him again, I will be rude to you!"

"I'm just telling the truth." The little devil accepted it when he saw it, and suddenly thought of something, and said: "Why don't you go to the restaurant last night? Last night I was only focused on drinking, I don't know how the food tastes."

Li Mingjue thought to himself, it would be the best not to cook, so as to save a few people from being noisy and noisy because of cooking.

Everyone agreed to go out to eat before they came out of the kitchen.

I saw more than a dozen people walking in the distance, some of them were still wearing official uniforms, carrying swords in their hands, and rushed in aggressively. As soon as the leader, a man with a mustache entered the courtyard, he pointed at Gu Chuxian angrily. Waiting for humanity: "It's them! Last night I ate free food and didn't give money, and even smashed the small shop! I am a poor people, there are old and young, and a family with more than a dozen mouths waiting to eat. It’s broken, the whole family has to drink the northwest wind! Officials, please make the decision for me!”

"Bold madman, under the blue sky and bright sun, dare to eat free food? Come with us!"

As he said that, those officials were about to rush up to arrest him.

The little devil was full of displeasure, and he was about to lift his fan when he raised his hand. Seeing this, Lin Jingyan quickly held his hand from the side and said, "No, they are ordinary people, not like Taoist disciples who are strong and proficient in spells. With your fan down, they will die!"

"Go away! I am a majestic young master of the demon world, I always do things as I like, do you need to teach me how to do things?"

The little devil broke away from Lin Jingyan with his backhand, making a gesture to flip the fan.

Li Mingjue hurriedly said: "Don't do anything! You will hurt people!"

With just this one sentence, the little devil stopped his movements, turned his head to look at Li Mingjue pretending to be careless, and said in his mouth: "I am a dignified young master of the devil world, why should I listen to you? I only listen to two people in this life. One is , the mother and concubine who gave birth to me and raised me, and the second is my pillow person."

Jiang Xuanling: "..." When the seat is dead?

Gu Chuxian: "..." Dogs can't change eating shit.

Lin Jingyan: "..." Can I listen to this for free?

Li Mingjue: "Go to hell, crawl for me!"

He was thinking at first that if the three of them went to drink together and ate free food together, all three of them were at fault.

Now I think about it again, the two senior brothers have been rooted since they were young, let alone drunk, even if they are half dead, they don't know how to eat free food from others.

Thinking about it this way, Li Mingjue raised his finger and pointed at the little devil and said, "He ordered it, and it has nothing to do with other people. If you want to arrest him, arrest him alone!"

Afterwards, without him having to speak, Jiang Xuanling made a formula to tie up the little devil.Then a strong wind sent the man to the officer's side, saying: "The prisoner is here, take him away."

The officials looked at each other, as if they didn't expect that the few people in front of them who seemed not to speak were so easy to talk, they nodded immediately, and said with satisfaction: "The government and the people are fish and water, this is the good people!"

"Why are decent disciples from famous families doing this? How can you do this? You just sold me out like this? Are you still human?" The little devil asked in amazement.

Jiang Xuanling: "Go slowly."

Li Mingjue: "No."

When Gu Chuxian heard this, he subconsciously said, "The world is far away."

Lin Jingyan blinked: "See you again by fate."

The little devil stared at him in disbelief, and said angrily, "You guys, you've gone too far, you've gone too far!"

"Stop talking nonsense, come with us!" The two officials stepped forward, making gestures to grab the little devil's arm and take him away forcibly.

The little demon lord scolded: "Do you dare to touch me? Believe it or not, I will..."

"I will move you, how about it? I will move, move, how about it? What do you want?"

The officer pushed the little devil's shoulders a few times, hugged the sword and said: "I can tell you, I can catch a few people like you who eat for free in a day. Don't worry about how hard your mouth is, when you enter the prison, you will cry like daddy!" Mother-in-law! Come, take me away!"

"Li Mingjue! You just have the heart to watch me being taken away by them? Does your conscience hurt?" The little devil made a final struggle.

Li Mingjue said: "My conscience is fine. Not only is it painless, but I'm alive and kicking. You can go at ease, we will take care of the house, and it will be the same with you or without you."

Little Demon Lord: "..."

"Okay! I won't play anymore, can I lose money?" The little demon said with a sullen face, "Didn't I just drink some wine? I drank the wine from your shop, it was the blessing you have cultivated for several lifetimes! "

"You smashed my shop!" The shopkeeper was so angry that he blew his beard and stared, pointing at Lin Jingyan and Gu Chuxian and said, "They told you not to smash it, but you insisted! They were going to give money, so you grab it Then the two of them ran away, who would you arrest if you didn't arrest them?"

Little Demon Lord: "Can this happen?"

Lin Jingyan thought for a while and said, "I guess. I don't remember, brother, do you still remember?"

Gu Chuxian said: "I don't remember either."

"That's right, that's right, they also arrested the waiter and forced him to take off his clothes and dance!" When the waiter talked about this, he became more and more annoyed, "It's really a declining world, a declining world!"

Everyone: "..."

Li Mingjue swallowed with difficulty, and asked, "Where is the second boy in the shop?"

The shopkeeper: "Men! He's over 40 this year!"

Li Mingjue: "...cough cough cough."

Unexpectedly, the taste of these three goods is quite strong, even men in their 40s will not let it go!

Lin Jingyan immediately said: "It's not me, I don't have it! It can't be me! Master, you have to trust your disciples!"

Gu Chuxian also said: "It can't be me!"

There were only three people drinking, not the two of them, so there was only one possibility.

Several people looked at the little devil at the same time, everyone's expressions were very complicated.

Li Mingjue shook his head and sighed: "I never thought you would do such a thing! According to the rules of the world, you should be responsible to others."

"Impossible! Don't look at me like that! It can't be me!"

No matter what, Xiao Mojun would never admit that he had sex after drinking, and actually let an old man in his 40s take off his clothes and dance.

He simply paid some money and sent the officials to leave.

On the other hand, he was so angry that he didn't eat, and just wanted to find a place to take a bath quickly.

Lin and Gu thought so too, but they didn't show it clearly.

Lin Jingyan said tactfully: "Master, when I came here, I saw that there seemed to be some mushrooms growing in the woods over there. I'll go and pick some."

Gu Chuxian said, "I'm going to pick up some firewood."

The three of them then went in different directions.

Li Mingjue couldn't help sighing: "I wanted to invite everyone to taste Master's craftsmanship, but it seems that I can only enjoy it alone."

From morning until sunset, let alone a person, even a dog didn't come back.

Li Mingjue thought about it, even if several people found the same small river and took turns to wash it, they would have to wash it dozens of times. If they kept soaking in the water, their flesh would turn white.

Could it be that he found another tavern to eat alone?

Li Mingjue volunteered and said to Jiang Xuanling: "Master, let me go and find my brothers. They have been away for so long and they are not familiar with the place. I am worried that something will happen to them."

Jiang Xuanling was sitting cross-legged on the bed and meditating. After listening, he said calmly without even opening his eyelids: "I don't know if something will happen to them, but if you go out alone, something will happen."

Could it be that in Master's heart, he is just a little demon king who doesn't fight all day and goes to the house to expose the tiles?

Li Mingjue was very unconvinced and said: "I will not cause trouble for Master! I am very familiar with this place, even if I walk with my eyes closed, I can find my way back!"

Jiang Xuanling couldn't deny it, didn't say much, just raised his hand, grabbed Li Mingjue's collar, pushed him to the side of the bed, and said calmly: "You stay honest, if you are really bored, then read a book. "