Qing Leng Master Rescue Plan

The little devil was stunned for a moment, but he didn't realize what happened. The two temporary teammates have already joined the enemy?

Surrender to the enemy?So fast?

Didn't they agree that they would never call Mrs. Li Mingjue to death, so why are they willing to call again?

Do Taoist disciples talk like farting?

Lin Jingyan sat and knelt on the ground, dumbfounded.

Gu Chuxian buried his head on the ground, weeping bitterly.

Only Jiang Xuanling drank calmly and said, "Just get used to it, he has always been like this."

"Li Mingjue! You...you...you have no shame! You teased me again, you teased me again!"

Gu Chuxian was extremely annoyed, and with the help of alcohol, he beat the ground and cried bitterly: "You lie to me every time, you lie to me every time! I hate you to death, I hate you!"

Li Mingjue was like a camel eating grass, his mouth was stuffed, he drank good wine and ate good food, just now he performed impromptu, and that performance was called a full-bodied voice with real feelings.

Right now, I don't feel much guilt. After hearing Senior Brother Gu's words, instead of being angry, I think Senior Brother Gu is cute.

Isn't it obvious that the mouth dislikes the body?He said that he hated him, hated him to death, maybe he had forgiven him in his heart.

While eating the pig's head, Li Mingjue thought to himself, Senior Brother Gu's arrogant temper is like a donkey at all, and there will be no good fruit if he confronts him head-on.

The best way is to use softness to overcome rigidity, and stroke him along the hair. When the strokes are smooth, this donkey... Oh, no, no, no, senior brother Gu will be at ease.

Ever since, Li Mingjue swallowed the pig's head meat in his mouth, picked up the bowl again, and poured a few mouthfuls of it. After the filling, he soon became a little dazed.

Taking advantage of this rare opportunity of indulgence, Li Mingjue pretended to find Senior Brother Gu lying on the ground, leaned over and grabbed his hand, and begged pitifully:

"Brother Gu, I was wrong, can't I be wrong? It's all my fault, I know, all of this is my fault! I'm just an ordinary person, everyone has emotions, I'm not a piece of wood, Master is so good-looking, and he dangles under my nose all day and night, and I can't help it. Gu Shixiong, you have to understand me! You and I are both men!"

Gu Chuxian shook off his hand angrily, pointed to his nose and said, "What do you mean Master is so good-looking? I am not good-looking? I am younger and more energetic than Master, and I am in your eyes every day." How come you can't hold back me?"

This...isn't it okay?

Brother, is this implying him something?

Li Mingjue thought melancholy, Brother Gu's thinking angle is very strange, if it is said to be beautiful, the master is indeed the most beautiful, but the seniors are young and handsome.

If he were more shameless, several people could indeed be slept together.

But Li Mingjue didn't dare to think about what the master didn't allow, for fear of dying on the master's bed.

"I don't have as many sweet words as you, but you can make Master happy!"

Gu Chuxian was extremely annoyed, and groaned on the ground, "Why am I so useless, so useless! If I had known that things would happen like this today, at the beginning... I should have taken advantage of your affection for me, and I should have done it first. To become a Taoist partner with you! Then you won't pester Master!"

As soon as these words came out, Li Mingjue was shocked, his body shook, and he quickly turned his head and said to Jiang Xuanling: "Master, don't listen to his nonsense! He is drunk and talking nonsense! I have never done anything to him Half-distracted, Master!"

Jiang Xuanling looked very composed, after listening, before he could reply, he heard the little devil say: "Mingjue, tell the truth after drinking, haven't you heard of it?"

"Fuck, where are you standing? Seeing that I was misunderstood by Master, you seem very happy?"

Li Mingjue widened his eyes, and told Xiao Mojun solemnly, "Let me tell you, to Master, I am his right-hand man. He can go out without clothes, but you let him try without his arms?"

"Mingjue!" Jiang Xuanling frowned, and said in displeasure, "Who are you comparing to? What about wearing clothes? Are you drunk too?"

Li Mingjue knew that he had made a mistake, so he quickly stuck out his tongue, and suddenly thought, anyway, the senior brothers have already called his teacher's wife, so it is already a certainty.

If not, in order to prevent the two brothers from refusing to admit it after waking up, try to make a fingerprint first?

Li Mingjue thinks it's okay.He quickly brought a blank piece of paper, picked up a pen and wrote on it: Lin Jingyan, Gu Chuxian is willing to admit that Li Mingjue is the teacher's wife on Tianxuan Mountain, and the heavens and the earth bear witness!If you break this oath...

As he wrote this, Li Mingjue scratched his head with a brush, thinking to himself, thunder strikes from the sky, five thunders strike the top, a terrible death, it's too vulgar, and the seniors won't be afraid of this.

It is not popular to swear poisonous oaths like this these days. If oaths are useful, what else is there to do?

The best thing is to write something powerful, so that they are very afraid in their bones.Thinking of such a poisonous oath, even if he died, he would not dare to break it.

Glancing out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of Jiang Xuanling.

Li Mingjue tilted his head and let out an "hey", and had an idea in his mind.

Jiang Xuanling knew immediately that the little apprentice was going to be a demon again.

Sure enough, Li Mingjue took up his pen and continued to write: If he violates this teacher, his teacher Jiang Xuanling will die, his soul will be scattered, and he will die a bad death.

Jiang Xuanling glanced at him, his face was not very good-looking, this apprentice is really filial, but filial to him.

"Okay, come on, seniors, put your fingerprints on this."

Grabbing the right hands of the two senior brothers, imprinted some cinnabar, and then pressed it up, and you're done.

It's written in black and white, and the evidence is conclusive. I'm not afraid that the seniors will renege on their debts after sobering up.

Lin Jingyan was so dizzy from drinking that he didn't know what happened. After getting up from the ground, he hooked the little devil's shoulder and yelled "full, full, full".

Li Mingjue happily put away the written receipt, and was thinking about having a few more drinks, but Jiang Xuanling confiscated the wine bowl in front of him.

He said aggrievedly: "Master, this disciple is not full yet."

Jiang Xuanling said: "I've made you full, can the child in your belly bear it?"

In this way, Li Mingjue had no choice but to sigh and eat some pork head meat to satisfy his craving.

Everyone ate and drank all night, except for Jiang Xuanling and Li Mingjue, the other three were completely drunk.

As usual, one person poured a steaming bowl of hangover soup. Li Mingjue was different from them. He drank two bowls, the first bowl and the next bowl, filling his stomach to the brim.

It seems that you can hear the sound of ding ding dong dong when you walk.

The next day when everyone woke up, Li Mingjue took out the documents from last night, written in black and white, and did not allow the seniors to renege on their accounts.

Even though Gu Chuxian was gnashing his teeth with hatred and blushing, in order to prevent the master from "dead body and dao disappearing" and "soul flying away", he could only temporarily succumb to Li Mingjue's lustful power.

Reluctantly calling him his wife.

What Jiang Xuanling meant was that Li Mingjue's body was heavy, and it was winter again, and he was about to give birth, so it was inconvenient to return to the mountain at this time, for fear of accidents.

Li Mingjue thought it was reasonable, and the opinions of the other three were not important.They unanimously agreed to live here for a while until Li Mingjue's delivery was over.

Two months later, on a snowy night, Li Mingjue was wrapped in a thick quilt, sitting on the porch, drinking anti-fetal medicine, gesticulating, and instructing his brothers and the little devil to help him build a snowman.

At one time, he said that the snowman made by Senior Brother Gu had an awl-like head, at another time, he asked Lin Jingyan to go to the kitchen to get carrots for the snowman to use as a nose, and even yelled at Xiao Mojun, asking him to take a big broom and sweep the snow in the courtyard. Clear a way.

The three of them dared not speak out for a while.

For one thing, Jiang Xuanling favored Li Mingjue to the point where both humans and gods were outraged.

Secondly, Li Mingjue was about to give birth, even if he wanted to beat him, he had to wait for the baby in his womb to be born safely.

Unexpectedly, Li Mingjue shouted loudly, and suddenly felt a pain in his stomach, and his stomach, which had been silent for nine months, suddenly trembled violently.

The pain was like a tide, submerging him in an instant. Lin Jingyan was the first to notice something was wrong, and took a closer look. Seeing that Li Mingjue's water had broken, his face turned pale with horror, and he quickly yelled that his wife was about to give birth.

Jiang Xuanling rushed out of the room upon hearing the news, skillfully picked up Li Mingjue, and put him back on the bed.

Because they are all men, they have no experience in giving birth to children.Before that, Jiang Xuanling deliberately asked the women in the town what to do if the pregnant wife at home was in labor.

Although he was nervous at the moment, he didn't seem flustered, so he ordered Lin Jingyan to boil hot water, and Gu Chuxian went to find the scissors, and opened all the cabinet doors in the room by the way.It means safe and smooth production.

After making sure that all the preparations were perfect, Jiang Xuanling threw the three of them out, closed the door, and delivered Li Mingjue himself in the room.

The wind and snow were blowing outside, and the three of them were anxious like ants on a hot pot. They couldn't sit still at all and walked back and forth at the door.

Listening to Li Mingjue's heart-piercing howl in the room:

"My God! It hurts to have a baby! Kill me! It hurts!"

"Jiang Xuanling! After giving birth to this baby, I will never give birth to you again!"

"Woooooo, ah, ah, ah! Mom! It hurts, it hurts! Woooo!"

"In my previous life I killed pigs, in this life I taught, in my previous life I raped, raped and looted, and in this life I have children!"

Then came Jiang Xuanling's deep voice: "Don't be afraid, Mingjue, you and the child will be fine..."

"Isn't Li Mingjue screaming so loudly when killing a pig? How painful is it to have a baby? Maybe I just want to take the opportunity to sell misfortune to Master. Li Mingjue is the best at this trick!"

It's a rare winter, and Gu Chuxian was sweating profusely in anxiety. Although he said so, he knew in his heart that a woman gave birth to a child, it was a journey through the gate of hell, and a man gave birth to a child, it was at the gate of Yama. Jumping under the eyelids.

What annoyed him even more was that it wasn't his child, he was so anxious outside that he almost broke in the door.

"Brother, don't worry, the master is inside. Mingjue will be fine." Lin Jingyan comforted from the side, his eyes were red with anxiety, and his face was full of guilt, "I'm sorry Mingjue, even helping him give birth Not busy."

The little devil scurry around like a headless chicken, while yelling: "Jiang Xuanling is a teacher in vain! He actually made him feel so painful! He screamed like this, it must be in extreme pain!"

As he said that, he was about to rush in. Lin and Gu, with quick eyes and quick hands, grabbed his arm and pinned him down.

Gu Chuxian reprimanded loudly: "Why are you so anxious? It's not your child! Be sober!"

Inside the house, Li Ming felt that he was dying of pain. The bedding under his body was already wet with blood, and his whole body was wet, as if he had just been fished out of the water.

It turned out that giving birth was so painful, like a sharp knife churning around in his stomach, the pain was so painful that he couldn't even shed tears, like a dying fish, with his mouth wide open, panting.

It took a long time to cry out, holding Jiang Xuanling's hand, calling for Master in a hoarse voice.

He was in so much pain that he started talking nonsense, saying that he would never give birth again, and he would never give birth again.I promised before that if I had two children in three years, and I gave Master another child before confinement, it would be nothing.

Jiang Xuanling wrung the bloody handkerchief and put it in the basin, and it soon became blood red. He kept thinking about the way the woman taught him how to deliver the baby.

Seeing the little apprentice hurt like this, his eyes turned red uncontrollably.Crystal clear teardrops dripped down and landed on the back of Li Mingjue's hand.

Jiang Xuanling said in a low voice: "Mingjue, it's all Master's fault. If Master knew that having a child would cost you half your life and make you suffer so much, Master would never have given you the pregnancy elixir back then. "

"Master? You...are you crying?"

Li Mingjue was stunned for a moment, holding the teacher's tears in disbelief, this was the first time he saw the teacher crying.

It was also the first time Master shed tears for him.

It turns out that Master can also cry, and the tears are so crystal clear.

It's icy and cool in the palm of your hand, like holding a clear spring.

Otherwise, how can I say that he is cheap? He used to try every means to make Master cry for him, laugh for him, and banged against the wall for him.

He also made a lot of jokes because of this, and every time he was repaired by the master, he cried bitterly and begged for mercy.

Right now the master is crying, and tears are shedding red eyes in front of him. When they met for the first time, they look like exiled immortals. They are really mortals with flesh and blood and feelings.

Li Mingjue personally pulled his master down from the altar, and now he hates himself, why did he make the master so sad.

"Master, I don't hurt, I don't hurt at all, really, Master, I don't hurt, I just pretended to want Master to love me..."

As Li Mingjue spoke, the tip of his nose became sore, he raised his hand to touch Jiang Xuanling's face, choked up and said, "Master, don't cry, when you cry, it's as if the whole world is sorry for you... I just said Nonsense, I am still willing to give birth to the master, really, the master, you smile, you smile, I will give you quintuplets... My body is very durable..."

Jiang Xuanling lowered his eyebrows, but couldn't help laughing: "Quintuplets...you really dare to think that rabbits can't be born without you."

Seeing Master smiling, Li Mingjue couldn't help laughing too, but when he smiled like this, he immediately sensed that something was wrong under him, and he let out a sudden "ah".

There was a loud cry of a baby in the room.