Qing Leng Master Rescue Plan

Li Mingjue hasn't played with Master Zheng'er in the world for a long time, and he misses everything very much.

When he had no children, he ran around all over the world, but now that he has a child, he is tied up instead.

Just like a kite, no matter how far you fly, you still have to come back.

"Master, let's play a game where bullies molest decent women, shall we?"

Before Jiang Xuanling refused.

Li Mingjue laughed like a villain, rubbed his hands and said viciously: "Shout, even if you broke your throat today, no one will come to save you!"

Jiang Xuanling: "..."

"Let the uncle treat you well today!"

Jiang Xuanling: "..."

"Master, how can there be a good woman like you? You have to struggle, shout, kick and beat, and say you don't want it."

Jiang Xuanling struggled a few times with great reluctance, and said without any deterrent force: "No."

"Master, you can't do this, not at all. Forget it, I won't play anymore."

Li Mingjue got up from the grass angrily, and while tidying up the broken grass on his clothes, he sighed: "It seems that the master is really old and can't play the tricks of young people. Forget it, let you go." gone."

Jiang Xuanling suddenly reached out to stop him, and said in a low voice, "Shh, someone is coming."

Suddenly, there was a sound of slight footsteps coming from a distance.

Li Mingjue was so frightened that he quickly closed his mouth, held his breath, and didn't dare to pant.

A carp turned over and jumped back into the grass, looking into the distance with its head poking around.

Hearing the footsteps getting closer and closer, a male voice could be heard faintly: "Okay, there should be no one here, why don't you hurry over here? What are you doing?"

"I'm afraid that someone will come over. If my father knows that I'm meeting you secretly, he will definitely kill me."

It was another man who was talking, who sounded young, and acted coquettishly, "I've been with you for a long time, when will you come to my house to propose marriage? My father wants to betroth me to the village The first pig butcher. The pig butcher is tall and thick, with dark skin, two rows of big buck teeth when he smiles, he is ugly, I don't like him."

"Why are you talking about marriage? Men are with men, as long as they are happy! Yo, why are you still crying? I haven't seen you for a few days, so I miss my brother so much?"

"Hey, dead ghost, how long have I been with you? You are not responsible for him. What if my father really marry me off, what will you do!"

The man smiled and said, "Is there no responsibility here? Didn't this come out to meet you secretly behind my mother's back? You also know that my mother wholeheartedly wanted me to marry a wife and have children, so she didn't agree with me being with you. You said, If I propose marriage to your family, white smoke will come out of my father's grave!"

Jiang Xuanling: "..."

Li Mingjue: "..."

Dare to feel that this is meeting a young couple flirting?Still a pair of broken sleeves.

Fortunately, the grass is very lush, so as long as you don't get close, you can't find them at all.

Li Mingjue held his breath and listened for a long while, and then he heard the man's sweet talk, coaxing in a slick way, and he was a little darling, little baby, little baby lump, calling back and forth over and over again.The young man was coaxed into elation, and he laughed coquettishly.

Jiang Xuanling frowned, subconsciously raised his hands to cover Li Mingjue's ears, and said in a voice that could only be heard by two people: "Don't listen!"

Li Mingjue was terrified, feeling that the atmosphere was a little weird and subtle.

Jiang Xuanling took the opportunity to drag the man from the grass, making a gesture to leave the place.

Unexpectedly, the pair of blind dog men rolled over, not far from the two of them.

In order to prevent being discovered, Li Mingjue quickly grabbed Master's waist and pulled him back.

In this way, the conversation between the two is close at hand.

"My good brother, after all the sweet talk, when will you come to propose marriage? If you don't come to propose marriage again, I will marry that pig killer. Don't regret it then."

The boy's voice sounded delicate, and his tone was soft on purpose, making it difficult to tell whether it was a man or a woman for a while.

Li Mingjue knew that he didn't have much concentration, so he secretly told himself, calm down, you must be calm.

Don't panic when things happen, panic is useless.

He wouldn't let Master underestimate him, so he comforted himself, he just listened to other people's corners and deliberately didn't think about it.

As long as the mind is clean, whatever sounds you listen to will be clean.

"What nonsense? You are with me, as long as you are happy, what kind of marriage are you talking about? My family has three generations, and I am the only seedling. My mother still counts on me. Hurry up and marry a wife and have a big fat grandson!"

When the man started talking, he said bluntly, "Besides, what's the use of proposing marriage to you? With your body as a man, what kind of children can you have?"

The young man cried and said: "If you marry a wife and have children, what should I do? I don't want to marry that dead pig killer. If he knows that I lost my virginity before marriage, he will definitely kill me!"

The man probably lost his patience, and said displeasedly: "You are a man, what chastity do you have? What kind of chaste man do you pretend to be, without me, you are different from other men?"

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"Don't leave! I married a wife, so I can be with you as well!"

The more Li Mingjue heard it, the more he felt that something was wrong. It was clearly not a childhood sweetheart, a childhood sweetheart.

Isn't the whole thing just a dog man cheating on marriage?On the one hand being a rotten cucumber, getting entangled with a man, and on the other hand getting married and having children?

Not only did he fail the other party, but he also ruined his good girl.Who gave birth to such a son of a bitch?

Why don't you hit the little pinch egg and strangle him to death?

Li Mingjue was so angry that he wished he could rush out and beat the dog up, but he felt that it was not appropriate to go out at this time.

Unexpectedly, the boy cried even louder when he heard it, and awkwardly let the dog man go away.

The dog man said: "It's okay to let me go, then you have to go with me."

The scrolling word suddenly became a little subtle.

"Get lost! I won't be with you anymore. From now on, the bridge will return to the bridge, and the road will return to the road. Let's go our own way!"

The dog man refused, and began to coax him with nice words: "Little thing, are you still angry? My brother is just kidding with you. I am sincere to you, but you are not a woman, and you can't have children. My family has three generations. If it’s a single pass, if it doesn’t reach me, it will be the last one, right?”

"Then you...then you won't remember me after you get married. "

"Silly boy, my brother's heart is with you. Don't worry, I just have a baby. I'm not interested in women. When the baby is born, I'll let her go!"

Li Mingjue became even more angry. Whose family doesn't have any older sisters, don't they all look like baby bumps, holding them in the palm of their hands and pampering them.

How can this kind of beast and scum be harmed?

It is shameful for such a person to be the same as Duanxiu.

It is because there are so many cheating men out of nowhere, so many people who really love each other have to be pointed at and talked about.

Li Mingjue couldn't bear it anymore, and cursed out loud: "You are beautiful! You don't take pictures of yourself in the urine, what kind of virtue do you have! You want to harm other people's good girls! It's because of people like you that you let me go The addiction to broken sleeves has gained such a bad reputation! It's really a piece of rat shit | a pot of porridge!"

"Who? Who the hell is there? Get out as soon as you can, don't play tricks! I... I'm not afraid of you!"

The man was so frightened that he thought Qingtian Bairi encountered a ghost, so he quickly let go of the boy and looked around vigilantly.

Li Mingjue was inconvenient to show up, so he had no choice but to frighten the dog with his sword.

Scared the shit out of the dog, knelt on the ground and begged for mercy.

Li Mingjue originally wanted to knock down this dog with a sword, but then he thought, this dog still has an elderly mother at home.

If he died, wouldn't he have killed his old mother?

But Li Mingjue felt very unwilling to let him go like this.

After thinking for a while, he simply drew a big "evil" on the dog's face to remind people who don't know the truth to beware of this dog man.

"Today is just a small lesson. If you still dare to step on two boats in the future, and you are still flirting outside after getting married, be careful that I will destroy you with a sword, get out!"

"Thank you for your life, son, thank you for your life!"

The dog man didn't care about tidying up his clothes, and ran away in a hurry, ignoring the boy who just said that he wanted to be together for the rest of his life.

"Wuwuwu, brother, don't go, wait for me, brother, don't go, wuwuwu, don't kill me, please, don't kill me... hiccup."

Crying and crying and even hiccupping? !

This shocked Li Mingjue, he hesitated for a while, whether this person is a man or a woman.

He didn't mean to embarrass the young man, he just hated iron and steel and said: "You, as a man, how can you be bullied like this? What's so good about that beast? It's just greedy for your body! You His brain was eaten by a dog!"

"Woooooo, it's not what you said. My brother actually loves me very much. It's all my fault. It's my fault. I can't bear him a child..."

Li Mingjue: "..."

Jiang Xuanling: "..."

Don't say it's Li Mingjue, Jiang Xuanling can't see this kind of crying and hiccupping boy.

Immediately, even his brows were furrowed, looking very disgusted.Turning around, I didn't even want to take another look.

Li Mingjue shivered for a while, felt a chill, and tried to persuade him a few times, but it was useless.

He came to another conclusion, that he would never wake up a fool.

Simply let him go.

After such a fuss, Li Mingjue completely lost the interest in rolling the grass with his master.

Looking up, he saw that the sky was also getting dark, it was time to go back to Tianxuan Mountain.

So Li Mingjue stood up, and while arranging his clothes, he gritted his teeth angrily: "What a disappointment! I got mixed up by two dogs! I'm so pissed off!!!"