Qing Leng Master Rescue Plan

"Master, what kind of book are you reading? Is there such a good book? I am so fascinated by it, I want to read it too."

"Okay, I originally planned to let you read it as a teacher, but I just remembered that you don't like reading, so I read it for you first. Since you want to read it, it can't be better."

Jiang Xuanling picked up the book, opened the cover, and saw a large line of characters: Guide to Fox Production and Care.

It is also divided into upper, middle and lower volumes, namely: Guide to Prenatal Care of Foxes, Guide to Care of Foxes During Delivery, and Guide to Postpartum Care of Foxes.

When Li Mingjue looked at it, his scalp started to tingle. He didn't expect that it was this kind of book that could fascinate Master.

But he has already given birth, and the confinement is over, so the master only looks at it now, isn't it too late?

Could it be that the master plans to take him back recently to see that litter of little fox cubs?

After all, in the phantom array, the fox hasn't confinement yet.

But...how about it, it has to be a guide to postpartum care for foxes, right?Master has been looking at the previous prenatal care guide for what?

Li Mingjue didn't understand. He tilted his head and turned the book backward until he reached the second volume. Then he nodded in satisfaction and said, "That's right. The fox's postpartum care guide. Let me see what's written on it."

With the help of the master, he leaned over and looked carefully, muttering: "...the fox will lick the fur of the fox cubs after giving birth, check the physical condition of each cub fox, and if you decide which one is just new The born fox cubs are not very healthy, so they will...will eat the unhealthy fox cubs?!"

His voice suddenly rose, he patted Jiang Xuanling's thigh, and said in shock: "No, no! You can't eat it! Don't say it's unhealthy, even if you give birth to a little monster, it's still my precious meat bump. Anyone who dares to bully me child, I will kill him!"

Jiang Xuanling smiled and said, "Why are you so anxious? This is the nature of animals. In the phantom formation, the litter of fox cubs you gave birth to were very healthy. It's just that you forgot to lick their fur."

Oh, it is also written in this book that after giving birth, the fox should lick the fur of the cubs so that the cubs can get familiar with the fox's smell so that they can remember who their mother is.

"It's over, I was too weak at the time, and I have obviously returned to my original shape, but I don't know if I want to lick the fur of the fox cub, what should I do?"

Li Mingjue was full of sadness, and grabbed Jiang Xuanling's collar to argue with him: "It's all the master's fault! You have to turn me into a little fox! I forgot to lick the cubs, so I'll go next time, aren't they? Don't you recognize me?"

Jiang Xuanling: "...how could you not recognize it? If it's yours, it will always be yours."

Originally, it was just an illusion array he set up to fulfill Li Mingjue's dream. As long as he wanted to, the next time he entered the array, the fox cubs would run around all over the place.

Li Mingjue felt a headache from reading it, and the small black characters dazzled his eyes.

However, the master let him read it, so he had to pull himself together, read a few pages perfunctorily, and then pestered Jiang Xuanling to play in the study.

Jiang Xuanling sighed helplessly and said, "What are you thinking, the children are all here."

"This doesn't work, that doesn't work either. I really miss the days when I was in the world and had no shame."

He lowered his head and touched his stomach, Li Mingjue suddenly said in surprise, "Have I gained weight? Why is my stomach a little round? Where's my waist? Where's my eight-pack abs? Where did my fucking mermaid go?"

"..." Jiang Xuanling pinched his earlobe, kissed his eyes affectionately, and said with a smile, "Where did you say?"

"It's over, it's over, it's all ruined, it's all ruined! I must be fat, and my waist is thick. Look at this fat belly, no! I can't continue to indulge myself. I want to exercise, I want to exercise!"

Speaking of sports, Li Mingjue grabbed Jiang Xuanling's collar and knocked his head on his chest: "Master, master, good master, good brother, good husband, hurry up, take me to move together, You see, I'm so fat now, it's half the responsibility of Master! I haven't moved by myself for a long time!"

Jiang Xuanling: "..."

He's half to blame, that's a fact, and he doesn't deny it.

But Li Mingjue's "fatness" is not because he doesn't move, but because he moves too frequently.

No, she's pregnant again.But the little apprentice is so stupid, he has obviously been pregnant twice, why is he still confused, he doesn't even know that he has a body.

"Master, I'm fat, I'm fat! Master, look, I don't even have a waist!"

Li Mingjue thought wholeheartedly that he had eaten too much these days, and he didn't exercise much on weekdays. He used to double cultivate with his master day and night.

After tossing and tossing, most of them stay up all night.After playing the illusion, Li Mingjue pinched his fingers and counted, not to mention double cultivation with the master, but the number of times the two of them hugged was seldom.

Right now, the children are still there. Although the children are still young and they look like glutinous rice dumplings, they can crawl after all, and they still do that kind of thing in front of the children.

Even with a skin as thick as a city wall, he can't stand it.

Brothers are also true, saving people to the end, sending the Buddha to the west, and obviously taking good care of the children before.How to say a strike is a strike.

Li Mingjue was dying of melancholy, he had no experience in raising children at all, and asking him to take care of three cubs at once was more uncomfortable than killing him.

There was a bit of melancholy on his face, and his brows were also tightly frowned, especially when he saw the child lying on the table, drooling and giggling, even his brain began to ache.

"What's the matter, are you unhappy?"

Like a puppy, Jiang Xuanling raised his hand to gently scratch the little apprentice's chin, couldn't help laughing and said, "I've gotten fat, isn't it good now? I used to be too thin, and it hurt my hands when I hugged it. Now it's hard If you grow some meat, you are not allowed to go on a diet."

"Master is used to coaxing me, just like coaxing a child."

Sitting in Jiang Xuanling's arms, Li Mingjue twitched, his heart flustered, he wanted to do something unspeakable, but felt that it was really inconvenient for the children to be there.

Then he looked at his nose, nose and heart, and pretended to remind Master that the children should go to take a nap.

Looking at the sky outside the window, Jiang Xuanling thought it was still early, so he said, "Let them play for a while, they just woke up not long ago, if they keep sleeping during the day, they should not sleep at night."

As he spoke, he patted Li Mingjue's waist, signaling him to get up.When people came together, Jiang Xuanling hugged his daughter and stood on his lap, teaching her to walk lovingly.

It made the children giggle non-stop.Li Mingjue stood aside, just watching.Sour water came out of my stomach.

Couldn't help but clutch his throat, turned aside and retched.

Jiang Xuanling asked with concern from the side: "What's wrong? I feel uncomfortable in my stomach?"

"It's nothing."

Li Mingjue felt ashamed, he had really passed his life, Master was teasing the child, this was originally such a friendly scene, why did it make him sick.It's outrageous, it's really outrageous.

"Master, I'm not jealous, master, don't get me wrong."

Li Mingjue was afraid that the master would misunderstand that he would eat the child's vinegar, so he hurriedly said: "It may be that the weather has been getting hot recently, so I don't have much appetite. I always want to eat something sour to appetize."

Sour and spicy, Jiang Xuanling understood again, then nodded and said: "Okay, let me send some sour plum soup for the teacher, what else do you want to eat?"

Speaking of what he wanted to eat, Li Mingjue couldn't help but glanced at the master's body again, and quickly staggered his eyes again, then couldn't help but glanced again, staggered again, and glanced a dozen times in a row after.

Jiang Xuanling understood, he said: "Do you want to eat | chicken?"

"Chicken?! Ba?! No, no, no, I didn't... I didn't think so, I didn't, I didn't!"

Li Mingjue was frightened, and thought, why is Master so powerful now, that he even said such vulgar words outside in front of the children!

At any rate, it should be more tactful, and replace it with some specific words, for example, you want to eat meat, or why are you hungry again.

Don't talk shit, civilized you and me.Where did the formerly civilized master go?

"Oh! Master! Don't say it!"

Li Mingjue pretended to be shy, covered his face with his hands, stomped his feet on the spot, and then ran outside, leaving behind a long series of "ah, hahahaha".

Jiang Xuanling: "..."

What did he say wrong?

Didn't he just ask the little apprentice if he wants to eat roast chicken, is there any problem?

Jiang Xuanling brought three children and it was not convenient to move around, so he simply sent a disciple to the small kitchen to prepare.

If you have morning sickness, you have to drink some sour plum soup. As for what to do with the chicken, Jiang Xuanling thought about it for a while.

The braised chicken is too greasy, the steamed chicken is bland, and the chicken soup is too watery. If you drink too much, your stomach will rattle and slosh when you walk.

After much deliberation, he decided to make a portion of each. Li Mingjue can eat whatever he wants, and give him a whole chicken feast today.So he ordered his disciples to do it.

When it arrived, the children were taking a nap.Jiang Xuanling was casting a spell to prevent anyone from approaching the children when he was not around.

After everything was prepared, Jiang Xuanling went out to look for Li Mingjue, and said that he would take him to a place and cover his eyes temporarily with a hair tie.

Li Mingjue's first reaction was that the master was going to take him to eat a big meal, and immediately said: "Master, should I go to take a bath and change clothes first? I want to take a milk bath, no, no, no, flower petal bath is better, just If you want a petal bath, you need a lot of petals!"

Jiang Xuanling said: "There is no need to be so troublesome."

"That can't be done, you must take a bath first!" Li Mingjue insisted: "Don't tell me Master doesn't want to have sex cleanly?"

Jiang Xuanling: "..."

He doesn't have the habit of having to take a shower before eating.Then shook his head.

"Master, taking a bath beforehand is good for moistening the intestines. If you don't wash it first, you won't be able to eat later, what should you do?"

Jiang Xuanling: "Then according to what you said, you can eat all of it later, right?"

"Oh, how embarrassing!"

Li Mingjue covered his face with his hands, and said coyly: "Master, why did you say such a thing suddenly? It's so embarrassing! Master doesn't know if I can eat or not?"