Qing Leng Master Rescue Plan

After the work was done, Li Mingjue supported his sore and sore waist, moved his bulging belly with great difficulty, grinned his teeth and said: "Master, you can do it, it seems that I have eaten enough, so I came here." Yes. Master, you can really do it!"

Jiang Xuanling couldn't deny it, and walked away silently, not forgetting to clean up Li Mingjue before putting on his clothes.

After putting on Li Mingjue's clothes, Jiang Xuanling sighed and asked him, "Are you comfortable now? Are you still happy?"

"It's okay, it's just the general standard of the master."

Mingming was so happy that even his toes were blooming. If it wasn't for the jade pendant stuck in his throat, Li Mingjue's voice would have been yelled out.

But on the surface, he couldn't show it at all, lest the master mistakenly think that he was too full.

The difference between a meal is enough and a meal is enough.He is still clear.

Jiang Xuanling let out an "oh", but didn't get rid of his apprentice's careful thinking. He looked up and saw that it was getting late, and if he didn't go down the mountain to find an inn to rest, it would be dawn.

The two of them came out of the grass one after the other, and suddenly heard the voice of calling in the distance: selling medicine, selling medicine, ancestral secret medicine, specially for infertility, no charge for no effect !

Li Mingjue was not interested in the medicine sold by the country doctor.Hearing it suddenly, the ancestral secret medicine is also specially used to treat infertility, and he thought, if this medicine is so miraculous, it will be good news for many women who cannot conceive.

This aroused curiosity, pulled Jiang Xuanling up and followed the sound to find it.

Sure enough, I saw the old man selling medicines, dressed like a Daoist, holding a fly whisk in one hand, and a cover in the other, with big characters on it: ancestral secret medicine, cure all diseases.

There is also a small purple-gold gourd hanging from his waist, which seems to have come out of a wild temple, and made such a living in the world.

The old Taoist caught a glimpse of the two of them from a distance, hurriedly strode over, and asked with a smile: "You two, do you want to buy medicine? There are all kinds of medicine, and it can cure all diseases!"

Li Mingjue said: "Oh? It's so miraculous, and it can cure all diseases? But why did I hear you call infertility and so on?"

The old Taoist listened, and said with a smile: "There are medicines for infertility, and there are other medicines. The old Taoist has all the medicines you want."

Li Mingjue asked: "Then what kind of medicine do you have, tell me what kind of medicine you have?"

The old man said: "There are many, such as entanglement, acacia incense, jade ointment, red candle burning, etc., as long as the young master thinks, there are even yang-enhancing medicines."

When Li Mingjue heard it, the fuck, isn't he just a guy who sells that stuff?

Why don't even old Taoists catch ghosts these days, instead of doing this kind of business instead?

Li Mingjue always felt that he was a decent person.

Since he is a decent person, how can he buy that kind of messy medicine?

If he doesn't buy it, others can't buy it either. If it's a counterfeit medicine, wouldn't it be a disaster for the dead?

Li Mingjue immediately said displeased: "It turns out that you are a wanderer. Who knows whether the medicine you sell in this gourd is real medicine or fake medicine. What if someone dies after taking it?"

"Young master, you are joking. Three generations of my family have been wild cultivators. They specialize in refining these medicines and selling them. This is a secret recipe passed down from our ancestors. It must not be leaked. Don't believe me, my son. Even if a man has taken Xiao Lao Dao's medicine, I want to give birth to a few big fat boys in one go!"

As soon as Li Mingjue heard it, he felt that this old bastard was blowing nonsense, so he turned his head and said to Jiang Xuanling: "In order to prevent people from being harmed by selling fake medicines, wouldn't it be better if we smashed all the medicines in his gourd?"

Before Jiang Xuanling opened his mouth, the old Taoist became anxious and said angrily: "I told you, it's not fake medicine! Why don't you believe it! Let me tell you, Tianxuan Mountain knows it? The little disciples on Tianxuan Mountain just eat After taking Xiao Lao Dao’s medicine, three children were born in one go!”

Jiang Xuanling: "..."

Li Mingjue: "..."

"Why, are you scared? Can't believe that men can have children?"

The old Taoist began to feel complacent, stroked his long gray beard, and said with a smile: "Little old man, this medicine is hard to find. Back then, the grand master on Xuanshan Mountain came to ask for it in person."

Jiang Xuanling: "..." When did it happen?Why doesn't he know?

Li Mingjue: "..." A shameless old man, even if he is old, he dares to make up such unconscionable words.

"You said, have you seen the grandmaster on Tianxuan Mountain?"

Li Mingjue put on a curious look, and asked him with a smile, "I heard that the grandmaster on Xuanshan Mountain was born in the world that day, but he didn't like to show his face, and he didn't often go down the mountain. Dare I ask, what kind of grandmaster did he look like?" How does it compare to the one next to me?"

It was already dark now, the old Taoist came from a distance just now, he only caught a glimpse of two figures, and after a closer look, he realized that they were two men, he was not manly, he had no interest in men, so he didn't take a closer look at his face.

Hearing Li Mingjue's words right now, he looked subconsciously at the face of the blue-robed young man. It didn't matter if he didn't look at it. After seeing it, the old man couldn't help but open his eyes wide, and he even breathed harder than usual. He said, how come men are more beautiful than women these days, with oily hair and pink face, red lips and white teeth, and those lips are bright red, as if they have applied rouge.

Glancing at the young man in red next to him, the old Taoist felt amazed, and felt that the young man in red looked younger, although he was handsome, compared with the young man in blue, he was much paler.

Then he thought, if the clothes of the two of them were changed, the red would be delicate and gorgeous, and the young master would be even more magnificent in the red clothes.

Even he, an old man who has never been close to masculinity, couldn't help but look at it a few more times, thinking in his heart, if a man is beautiful, it really has nothing to do with a woman. If he can have a double-dragon exploration with this young man, then he It's the real "begonia flower dies, and it's romantic to be a ghost".

Jiang Xuanling didn't like the look in the old man's eyes, and when he snorted coldly, the old man could barely look away, cleared his throat, and pretended to be mysterious: "This young man is handsome, but compared with the one on Tianxuan Mountain, Still a lot worse."

When the shameless old man said this, Li Mingjue became more interested, and asked with a smile, "Oh? Then what kind of person is the symbol of beauty?"

The old man said: "Like the gods in the Nine Heavens, they all exude dazzling golden light. They are dressed in brocade clothes, and their appearance is magnificent. Unfortunately, there is no pen and ink in the world to put them into paintings. It is truly gorgeous in the world of cultivation."

"Oh I got it."

Li Mingjue nodded, and glanced at the master next to him with a smile, as if to say, Master, look, your reputation in the world is known even by the old Taoists in the country.

"By the way, although the old Taoist doesn't have a portrait of the grand master here, there are several disciples under his seat, including the one who became a Taoist partner with the grand master. Are you interested in taking a look?" Five fingers, "five taels of silver."

"Five taels of silver? Then why don't you go grab it?"

Li Mingjue said in astonishment, five taels of silver can buy a piece of good crop land in the world.

What's more, he was on Tianxuan Mountain, and he looked up and down with his senior brothers all day long. He even knew that the senior brothers had a few new white hairs on their heads, so what's so good about that portrait.

But Li Mingjue was more curious about what his own portrait would look like, so he said, "Two liang of silver is fine, do you want to do it or not?"

The old man said: "If you only give two liang of silver, you can only buy the portrait of that little apprentice."

Li Mingjue said angrily: "What?!"

"Five taels of silver a piece, but the portrait of that little apprentice is two taels of silver a piece."

When Li Mingjue heard this, he immediately became even angrier: "Why do the other three have five portraits, but the little apprentice only has two portraits? Do you understand the market? The person who became a Taoist partner with that Grandmaster Jiang , but that son surnamed Li!"

After a pause, he continued: "That Mr. Li was born with a stunning beauty, no worse than his senior brothers, and he is also a Taoist companion of Grandmaster Jiang! No matter what, it has to be priced at ten taels of silver, no, 100 taels, no No, no, 1000 taels of real gold and silver! Not even a single copper plate will do!”

Jiang Xuanling: "..."

When the old Taoist heard this, he hurriedly said seriously: "Young master, you just don't understand the market at first glance. No one in the world knows. The students under Grandmaster Jiang's seat are all first-class beauties, especially the second disciple. The one who was almost kidnapped by the devil and became the devil's queen. That little apprentice has the worst appearance, and it is said that the reason why he became a Taoist partner with Grandmaster Jiang is because... hehe."

Li Mingjue frowned and said, "Hey, what do you mean?"

"Hey, that's what it means. I see that you are not young anymore, and you should know something about love."

The old Taoist smiled obscenely, and made a kiss gesture with both hands, implying that Li Mingjue was very good at bed, so he cheated his master's heart.

Li Mingjue was very depressed, and thought to himself, isn't it because he is very resistant to weeds, that's why he won the heart of the master?

Maybe it's not only resistant to weeds, but also specially given to the grass. If the master doesn't weed for a while, it's very itchy and unbearable.

"Nonsense!" Li Mingjue said coldly with a sullen handsome face, "It's nothing!"

"The little old man also heard it from hearsay. Whether it is true or not is unknown. In other words, whether this portrait can be bought or not. If you don't buy it, the little old man will leave."

"Buy!" Li Mingjue said decisively, "Take out the portrait first and let me have a look!"

"How much silver do you give?"

"Two lines of 100, right? Take it out, let me have a look first!"

The old man said, "That won't work. If I show it to you, you're addicted to your eyes and don't want to buy it. What should I do?"

Li Mingjue was so angry that his teeth were itchy, so he had to take out a golden bean first.

Only then was the old Taoist satisfied, he took out a scroll of portraits, and said with a smile, "This is the portrait of the eldest disciple."

Li Mingjue opened it up for a look, and immediately the corners of his mouth began to twitch.

What is this painting about?Generous face, ox-egg eyes, hooked nose, thick lips, to put it bluntly, this painting is a person, to put it bluntly, isn't this a fucking lump?