Qing Leng Master Rescue Plan

"Because you are a demon and your husband is a human being, the child you give birth to will naturally be neither human nor demon." Li Mingjue said with a complicated face, "This is also the reason why the cultivation world forbids the love between transvestites."

"I didn't know it would be like this at the time. My husband was frightened and passed out that night. When I woke up the next day, no matter how I lied to him, he didn't believe it. He insisted on killing our child. Later, he gradually became cold I, at the end, started punching and kicking."

Hearing this, Li Mingjue couldn't help but sighed again. It was the first time he met this kind of goblin, and he fell here for a mortal.

I can't help but sigh, the hemp rope is only picked and cut, and the bad luck only chooses the poor.

Such an infatuated woman, but in the end, what did she get?

Li Mingjue asked her: "Then do you still want to go home now?"

"I think, I want to go home even in my dreams, but I can't go back. My demon pill is still on my husband. If I get the demon pill back, he will die. I don't want him to die."

The woman held the child and wept silently.

Li Mingjue's face was full of hatred that iron could not be made into steel.For a while, I didn't know what to say.

Fearing that the mother and son would be hurt again when they went back, they simply stayed with the mother and son for one night, claiming that they would help find a way.

The woman was naturally grateful, holding the child and bowing non-stop.

Li Mingjue adhered to the principle of not looking at things one-sidedly, and talked with Jiang Xuanling, and the two of them came to the woman's residence, wanting to see if the truth of the matter was what she said.

It was a dilapidated thatched hut, surrounded by a fence with logs of different lengths, two bundles of red peppers were hung from the eaves, and there was a chicken shed in the yard, but unfortunately it was empty, except for a small black dog, which was tied up. In the corner, seeing someone coming, he whimpered listlessly, then fell back to sleep.

Li Mingjue has seen poor people, but he has rarely seen such poor people. With such conditions, he can still marry a wife and have children for him. If he changes a man, he probably burns incense and worships Buddha.

However, this dead man does not know his blessings in the midst of blessings.

The light was still on in the house, and the two of them walked into the courtyard without making a sound. Li Mingjue glanced inside through the dilapidated window, and saw the dead man who had beaten his wife on the street during the day, lying on the table and screaming loudly. Sleeping, with an empty wine bottle next to it, and the room was filled with the overwhelming smell of alcohol.

Li Mingjue couldn't help but said: "As long as you have some peanuts, you won't be so drunk. The wife and children haven't returned all night, and this beast is not only not in a hurry, but also hiding in the room and drinking like this! No, I have to teach him a lesson. OK!"

Jiang Xuanling said: "Mingjue, this is the human world, there are laws and regulations in the realm of cultivation, all Taoist disciples are not allowed to use spells on ordinary people at will."

"But I didn't use spells on mortals at random. I had to think hard for a long time before I made up my mind!"

Li Mingjue blinked his eyes, and said seriously: "Besides, the baby in my stomach can't stand it anymore, and I want Daddy to help teach that little beast a lesson."

Jiang Xuanling: "..."

Sighing secretly, Jiang Xuanling shook his head helplessly. He couldn't hold back the little apprentice anyway, so he simply opened and closed one eye.

Li Mingjue's eyeballs rolled around, and suddenly he had a good idea, hooked his fingers, motioned Jiang Xuanling to come over, and then said something in a low voice.

Jiang Xuanling frowned upon hearing this, shook his head and said no.

Li Mingjue immediately changed his expression, covered his belly and sighed, "Oh, I'm so angry. I heard that a pregnant woman can't be angry, otherwise the child in the womb will also feel uncomfortable. I'm sorry, baby, it's not that the father is incompetent." , It’s really your father and father who don’t allow it, and dad can’t do anything about it. If the baby is really angry, just kick dad’s belly and swing on the umbilical cord..."

After a pause, he sniffled pretending to be wronged and said, "Anyway, no one will love us, so let me forget it!"

Jiang Xuanling: "..."

He finally nodded reluctantly in agreement.

The night was getting dark now, the man was so drunk that he felt that his whole body suddenly became cold for some reason.

Accompanied by a strange sound that seemed to be there, it woke him up from his sleep.

The man rubbed his eyes, lifted his eyelids drunkenly, and saw a strange shadow swaying in the gap under the door. His first reaction was that his wife and children had returned, so he didn't dare to come in, so he stood guard at the door.

Immediately, the anger rushed up, and he rolled up his sleeves angrily, ready to open the door to beat someone.

Unexpectedly, when the door was opened, there was nothing but black lights outside.Only the little black dog tied in the yard, with its tail curled up, was barking at him with frightened eyes.

The man scolded, but didn't take it seriously, closed the door, and was about to go back to sleep.

Unexpectedly, someone patted his shoulder from behind suddenly, which made the drunk man break out in a layer of cold sweat and sober up a little from the wine.

He turned around suddenly, but there was nothing in front of him.

The man suspected that he had drunk too much alcohol, so he was also confused. He raised his hand and wiped the cold sweat all over his face. After closing the door, he walked to the table and sat down.

Unexpectedly, with an ouch, he fell on all fours.The man stood up while cursing and propping himself up, feeling even more strange in his heart.

He obviously sat down on the bench just now, why did he fall?

Looking back, the only bench in the house had disappeared.Another layer of cold sweat broke out on the man's head, and he finally realized that he had bumped into something dirty.

Jiu Zhuang was cowardly, and with the strength of the wine, he got up and took the oil lamp on the table staggeringly, and walked around the room slowly.

The house was very simple.There is no display, and the head can be seen almost at a glance.

After searching around, but found nothing, the man wiped the cold sweat off his face, and was just about to breathe a sigh of relief, but the fire surface on the oil lamp in his hand flickered, and the man hurriedly raised his hand to protect it, trying to block the wind .

Glancing out of the corner of the eye, he saw his own shadow reflected on the wall, and the bench was suspended above his head!

The man was so horrified that he ran away, tripped over something, fell heavily to the ground, his mouth was bleeding, and even the oil lamp in his hand was broken.

As soon as the flames were extinguished, the whole room became dark.The man screamed in fright, climbed up on all fours, relying on his memory, ran towards the door, and bumped his head against the wall.

Hitting him until his head was buzzing, he didn't dare to delay, got up and rushed in another direction, but no matter which direction he ran, he would hit the wall.

With hindsight, this should be what the older generation said about hitting the wall.

The man broke out in a cold sweat from the fright, and he was sober from the alcohol. He knelt down on the ground with a thud, started to cry, and kowtowed his head to beg for mercy: "I don't know where it is, brother ghost, please forgive me, don't kill me, as long as Brother Ghost, spare my life and let me do whatever I want!"

"Damn! Who is your ghost brother? You don't even recognize your old lady?"

Li Mingjue pretended to be a girl while pinching his throat, kicked the man from behind in the dark, and said in a sharp voice: "My dear son, I miss you so much in the underworld, when will you come here, I will accompany you as a mother ?”

"You... are you really my mother?"

"Nonsense!" Li Mingjue kicked him again in the dark, and after kicking him to the ground, he babbled and screamed, "Would you like to see what Wei Niang looks like now..."

"No, no, don't, don't, mother! Don't scare me, you go back quickly, and when you turn around, my son will burn more paper money for mother!"

The man trembled and said: "You and Dad live a good life in the underworld, don't worry about your son, and don't come to see me anymore!"

Li Mingjue babbled and said: "How can that work? You are the only son of our old couple. If we don't come to see you, who else can we look at? Don't be afraid, I brought your father here for my mother. Do you want to come?" Meet your father?"

As he spoke, Li Mingjue held an open fire talisman between his two fingers, waved it in the air, and it burned up. With the help of the fire, he messed up his hair, and with his long unkempt hair, he let out a strange cry: "Son, let my mother take a good look at you!"

"what!"

The frightened man rolled his eyes and passed out on the ground.

Seeing this, Li Mingjue kicked the man. Seeing that he didn't respond, he said, "Isn't it? You're so unafraid? Are you scared to death?"

"should not."

Jiang Xuanling glanced at the dead pig on the ground, waved his sleeves, and the room was brightened up immediately, after a pause, he couldn't help laughing again: "Mingjue, you imitate a woman's voice, and you pretend to be quite like it. "

"That's not right, I can not only pretend to be a woman's voice, but also pretend to be a child."

Li Mingjue shook off the unburned fire talisman, crushed the sparks with his feet, and smiled like a three-year-old child.

"Daddy, I want to eat candy, daddy will go buy it for him, okay?"

Jiang Xuanling: "..."

"Daddy, why are you ignoring him?"

"..." Jiang Xuanling said with black lines all over his face: "Okay, Mingjue, the business is important, let's play this game in private, okay?"

Li Mingjue is also very knowledgeable about current affairs, knowing that the business is important, so he raised his leg and kicked the man on the ground, yelling: "Wake up, wake up!"

The man woke up and turned around, and was surprised to see two people appearing out of nowhere from the house, screaming in fright.

Li Mingjue rubbed his ears and said, "Shut up, you are too noisy, if you dare to scream again, believe it or not, I will cut off your tongue and make tea for you?"

"You guys, who the hell are you? Why did you show up at my house? Also, where did you take my wife and children? You took them away and haven't given me any money! I'm going to take you to the government! "

Li Mingjue said: "Do you still know that you have a wife and children? Letting your wife and children go hungry for nine meals in three days, hiding at home and drinking, drunk and dreaming, are you still a man?"

After hearing this, the man felt ashamed and indignant, pulled his clothes and yelled, "Who do you say is not a man? See for yourself, am I a man or not!"