Undead Revenge House

"Just now Xiao Yanjin took the business card I gave him, but didn't return it."

"Ok?"

"But I didn't tell him how to use it."

"..."

But before this happened on Xiao Yanjin's side, when Shu Changxi finished yelling cursingly, Father Xiao, who disappeared suddenly in a flash, had already appeared in front of Shu Changxi at the door.

For the opponent's skill, Shu Changxi saw it as if he hadn't seen it. There was no shock in his eyes, let alone fear.

At this time, they were surrounded by villagers, all of them stared at Shu Changxi and wished he could eat people. Obviously, his words of taking Xiao Yanjin away had enraged all the villagers here, and about this, Shu Changxi Changxi also turned a blind eye.

Father Xiao just stood there quietly, watching quietly, his eyes undiminished, until all the surrounding voices quieted down, and Shu Changxi in front of him didn't say a word.

"What do you want?" After a long time, Xiao's father asked first in compromise.

Shu Changxi smiled and said: "What do I want? You used Xiao Yanjin, wearing the "hat" of our "Dead Revenge House", accepted the commission we had already accepted, and robbed our business, why did you change your mind? What do we think? "

Father Xiao said: "We are just a group of living dead who had to hide in order to avoid our enemies. Over the years, we have been entrusted in the name of "Dead Revenge House". If this has offended you, I am sorry, but Xiao Yanjin is our The sustenance of all souls, please forgive me for not letting him go with you.

If you want to leave, as long as you set a blood curse that you will never tell outsiders what happened here, I can decide to let you go. "

"Why are you talking so much nonsense with them? Does anyone know if there is any other way to break the blood curse after he goes out?" Among the half-spirit crowd, whoever roared first.

"That's right! Just deal with it!"

Immediately afterwards, everyone started bustling with each other.

Seeing their agitation, Father Xiao waved his right hand to signal them to be quiet, and then said: "What's more, if you really want to talk about the right to use this "Dead Revenge House", you first named it "Dead Soul Everything" House", maybe we are the ones who really spread their fame?In fact, we did not do anything to apologize to you.What do you say? "

Shu Changxi hehe said twice: "So what you mean is that you cut off our business in the name of our revenge house executive, but it's our fault?"

Father Xiao said: "I don't mean who is right or wrong, but, judging from the current situation, I don't think we even... need to make any compensation to you."

After hearing this, Shu Changxi frowned slightly, and the corner of his mouth was still smiling, but that smile was full of sarcasm...

"What if I say, I don't want to just leave like this?"

Father Xiao's face was still calm, and he said: "You'd better think about it carefully, because you only have so many people here, I offered to let you go, but I didn't want to save your face, what do you think?"

Shu Changxi was silent for a moment, but a stern smile suddenly appeared on the corner of his stern mouth after a moment, he said: "I don't pay attention to the shameful things of you, blood curse, we are not I will stand up and leave, of course there is no problem, but I must take away your son who is not a son, so you just treat me... as a poacher!"

All the seriousness and peace on Xiao's father's face originally were all pretended, but now seeing that Shu Changxi was not allowed to enter, in the face of such an obvious gap, his attitude was still the same. The little expression that came out, naturally couldn't hold it anymore, and the whole face collapsed in a moment...

He still looked at Shu Changxi, and after a moment of silence, he suddenly shouted at the other villagers behind him: "Tie them up!"

Obviously, the undisputed boss in this village is Father Xiao.

When the other half-spiritual bodies heard what Father Xiao said, they turned into "barbarians" in an instant, regardless of the self-restraint they had to maintain when pretending to be "human". Everyone took a step forward, and the position belonging to Shu Changxi was even smaller. up.

When Shu Chen and Xie Tian saw each other, they put their hands in front of them as if they were going to fight them to the end. Regardless of whether they could win or not, this battle was clearly a certainty.

"Don't move."

Shu Changxi had a natural expression, his brows were stretched, and the corner of his mouth was still smiling and friendly, but Xiao's father saw it but pretended not to see it.

nonsense!People have talked about this, how can he think that people are not malicious just because they smile at you?

The villagers who had only stepped forward one or two steps forward immediately rushed up, and the first thing they wanted to catch was Shu Changxi... Shu Chen behind him!Who made her a little girl and looked the best to be bullied?

Shu Chen didn't have the temperament to let others bully him. Seeing the villagers rushing up, he put up the umbrella in his hand and planned to resist.

"I said don't move, don't you understand? If you don't listen to me, don't come out with me! Don't call me dad either!"

Shu Chen was stunned for a moment, very dissatisfied and didn't say anything, and then he was really the first to be arrested.Immediately afterwards, the second, third, until Shu Changxi was thrown to the ground...

A few minutes later, at a place in the village that was supposed to be a stage, the four of them were each placed in four bamboo cages that were curled up enough to fit a person, and then placed on the stage Public execution.

If someone who didn't know this saw this scene, they might think it was selling pigs!

But at this moment, all the villagers gathered under the stage were glaring at the four of them.

Shu Chen frowned, his hands and feet were tied up with hemp rope, and the umbrella used for attacking was also confiscated by those barbaric villagers. In addition, he didn't know what the bamboo basket was for before, but he was locked up. You can smell an indescribable smell in it, I don't know if it is pig shit or chicken shit, anyway, it is very smelly, which makes Shu Chen more dissatisfied with how he was treated at this time, but thank God , and look at their own father, how could they have no reaction at all?

"Dad! Why didn't you let me do it just now?" Although Shu Chen followed Shu Changxi's order just now, it was obvious that he was very dissatisfied.

"Do it?" Xie Di looked at Shu Chen like an idiot and said, "How many of them? No, how many ghosts? How many of us? There is another enchantment in this place. Except for these half-spiritual bodies, there are no half-dead souls." Can enter this enchantment when they are not allowed to enter and exit.

If we stay outside the barrier and the undead in the cemetery outside can act as helpers, we are still sure of victory, so what can we do here?If you can find half a cat for me, you can fight them! "

Shu Chen frowned even deeper, and said: "Then we just sit and wait for death? We knew early in the morning that we couldn't beat them, so why did we come in? We're still yelling at other people's houses, and now we don't know how they plan to deal with us!"

"Don't be so pessimistic!" Xie Di said again: "Isn't Xie Xie still outside?"

Shu Chen rolled his eyes with disdain and said, "Ha! What can that idiot with strong limbs and a simple mind do outside alone? The fool who dragged him in could get lost..."

Xie said: "Don't say that! Although his brain is not very good, but in terms of brute force... no, in terms of fighting skills and skills, he is the best."

Shu Chen said: "So this idiot who can hit the most is going around outside right now and doesn't know how to get in, and we're almost soaked in a pigsty."

Xie said: "Soak the pig cage? No way! There's not even a basin of water here."

Shu Chen said: "Dipping in a pig cage may not be enough, but it certainly won't be a good time."

"Maybe it's really not too different from what Xiaochen said." At this time, Shu Changxi, who had kept his mouth shut all this time, opened his mouth.

"Ah? Boss, what did you just say?" Xie De asked.

Shu Changxi said: "Soaking the pig cage should not be too bad, but it is probably not far from roasting suckling pig."

Because when the two of them were chatting with each other in a very unfriendly tone, Shu Changxi had already seen several villagers coming here with firewood in their hands, and just as Shu Changxi's words fell , one of the many villagers in front of him...

The man who didn't have any impression from his appearance stepped forward and yelled "Aw" at the other villagers.

"Folks……"

The long voice was drawn, but I thought it was a wolf if I didn't listen to what was said behind it!

"Today... a few uninvited guests came to our village..."

I haven't spoken all the time, and even now, I'm still sitting in the bamboo basket with my eyes closed, thanking God, until I heard the four words "uninvited guest", and looked at him with the appearance of just waking up. In the weird scene in front of him, his mind seemed to have just come to his senses until this time, and he asked Shu Chen and the others.

"Uninvited guests? Are you talking about us?"

The other three: "..."

The wolf who was leading the speech...not...the half-spiritual body continued: "It's fine if they just passed by here and entered the foreign villagers by mistake, but these few people have discovered our secret and tried to bring us a Xiao Yanjin from our village!"

When it came to taking Xiao Yanjin away, the originally quiet atmosphere below had a faint undercurrent. The villagers looked at the four of them with even more undisguised anger and resentment, and even many People started whispering.

"Everyone said, what should we do in the face of this kind of person?"

There is no explanation of the cause and effect at all, just a few sentences in such a hasty way, without even a transition, and I don't know if the same thing has been done for a long time, or because someone has already brought firewood and hay, so it should be taken for granted. As it should be, I felt that it should be dealt with like this, and then a voice sounded from the audience, and everyone shouted.

"Burn them!"

"Burn them! Burn them!"

Neatness with an aura of ups and downs, neatness is one thing, and the killing intent in that mouth is even more blatant and undisguised.

"Burn them!"

The last sentence was uttered by the howling villager just now, and at the same time as his voice fell, the man stepped aside and handed over the scene in front of him to other villagers.

Afterwards, the bamboo basket that Shu Changxi and the others were in was passed through the top with a rope.

On the four pillars of the platform, there were originally two thick steel wires above Shuchangxi and their heads, crossed and connected together.

I saw those villagers throw the rope that passed through the bamboo basket to the place where the four steel wires were connected, and then the villagers grabbed one end of the rope and pulled it like this. It was hung at a height of about one meter above the ground.

Immediately afterwards, a group of villagers spread firewood and dry straw directly under the bamboo baskets where they were, one by one, and looked at the posture, and within a few minutes they were determined to ignite the fire.

"It's over, it's over, it's what my dad said, it's really going to become a roast suckling pig." Shu Chen muttered uncomfortably.

Just as Shu Chen said these words, one of the villagers walked over to the person who presided over the ignition just now.

The person who presided over the ignition leaned his ear next to the man's ear, and when he heard what he was muttering, his face changed, almost pale with shock!

Just hand over the ignition to someone else.It's just that the person who was originally expected to become a roast suckling pig is still a roast suckling pig, but the executioner has changed it.

"What roast suckling pig? We are human! Even if we want to roast it, it should be a roast suckling man!" Xie Di said to Shu Chen as if dissatisfied with the word "roast suckling pig".

"Hey... life..." Xie Tian didn't have any extra words, looking at the blue sky in despair, and said something from the bottom of his heart.

After listening thankfully, he answered easily: "Hey... velvet antler!"

Xie Tian glanced at Xie Di, and gave him a very dissatisfied look, implying that he had ruined the atmosphere at this time, but he continued without admitting defeat: "Hey... Eucommia!"

Thank you and continued to answer: "Hey...Danggui..."

Xie Tian: "Poria!"

Thank you: "Bai Zhi!"

Xie Tian: "Wang Bu Liu Xing!"

Shu Chang: "Aren't you two finished!!"

Finally, Shu Chen couldn't bear the howling of their mouthful of Chinese herbal medicines, so he yelled at them first: "You are almost losing your life, and you are still howling! What's wrong with howling, every time you howl, just like this A few herbs, are you Chinese medicine practitioners?

Or a pharmacist?No!Do you know what they look like?

Do you know what they do?please!You are studying spells and artifacts!Is it okay to recognize your profession before howling?If you don't know anything, you just know howling! "

Xie said: "I don't know! Then tell me what kind of medicinal material I can think of?"

"I!"

Shu Chen was trembling with anger at their actions, whether it was despair or amusing, he was silent for a moment, and then he also shouted: "Godberry!"

Thank God, I couldn't help but hold back my laughter. On the contrary, Shu Changxi was very calm from the beginning to the end. Regarding the behavior of the three of them pretending to be calm when they were about to die, and having fun while suffering, he finally made them quiet with just one sentence. down.

"Just now Xiao Yanjin took the business card I gave him, but didn't return it."

"Huh?"? 3;

"What does the boss mean... we can still be saved?" Xie Di asked first.

"Ha! That's a beautiful idea!" Shu Chen said indifferently, "Xiao Yanjin was brought up by these semi-spiritual bodies, why should he save us?"

"Maybe he has a conscience?" Xie De continued.

Shu Chen said: "Heh! Doing our business, praying for the conscience of outsiders? Can you still live to this day? You have died more than [-] times."

"Hey... life..." Xie Tian yelled again while they were arguing...

"Hey... velvet..." Xie De continued.

"But I didn't tell him how to use it." Shu Changxi followed up.

Now, everyone is silent... It means that they have to wait to die!

Fortunately, he can still choose to be caught without a fight in this situation. Is this the rhythm of thinking that he has lived too long?

The author says:

small theater:

Xiao Chi: "I had a dream last night. It was a very evil dream."

Xiao Yanjin: "What was the dream about?"

Xiao Chi: "I dreamed that I fell into a pit, and when I went down, I found it was an ancient tomb. As I was walking, there was still faint ringing around me, and there were lyrics!

But when I woke up, I couldn't remember how the song was sung, I just remembered that the content of the lyrics was almost the content of my dream at that time.

I dreamed that I kept walking like this, and came to a coffin. The lid of the coffin was open. I went up and saw a little loli in a dress lying inside. look.

I just looked at her like this, and then her eyes opened. I don’t remember exactly how it happened in the next paragraph, but in short, I just endured...be patient...maybe it’s because of the lyrics to add to the fun, I couldn’t hold back , and pushed that little loli down.then……"

Xiao Yanjin: "Wait! Do you like the same sex?"

Xiao Chi: "Are you kidding! I have a boyfriend!"

Xiao Yanjin: "Then you dream of overthrowing the little loli, and it's okay to be a girl! That's still a loli! Little girl?"

Xiao Chi: "Can I control what I dream about?"

Xiao Yanjin: "Yes, please! What can you do! You want to overthrow others, and you don't have the equipment!"

Xiao Chi: "You don't have to worry about that, I used your body in my dream."

Xiao Yanjin: "Do you believe that Zhang Qi will rub you against the ground?"