Undead Revenge House

"we are!"

"Four!"

"Small!"

"sky!"

"..."

How does it feel after the expansion?Xiao Yanjin couldn't be more clear.Regardless of whether it is undead or resentful spirits stuffed in, the burden on the body is the same.

But the strange thing is that this time, Xiao Yanjin gradually felt his consciousness recover, and remembered the dozens of undead before he fainted, and even after he was ready to accept the pain and itching, he found that his body Except for a little tingling feeling, it seems that there is nothing else.How is this going?

Although Xiao Yanjin's eyes hadn't been opened yet, his mind had already started to turn. Everything he saw, heard, and happened before he lost consciousness was recalled in his mind at this moment.

Including that his parents are not human, including the hand that his mother stretched out to him at the end, the appearance when his body was pierced by a wooden stick with a spell, including his father being tortured and killed without the ability to resist, the resentment in his eyes His appearance, Uncle Liu's persuasion to him, the four people who were locked in the bamboo basket...but they can't remember what they did before they fell into a coma.

In his memory, at that time, he watched the villagers of Half Spirit Body Village being beaten out one by one and turned into coke. He didn't feel regretful in his heart, but he couldn't help but feel a little uncomfortable.

Then, consciousness gradually dissipated.But now, this originally scattered consciousness has gathered together again.

Although his eyes didn't see everything to the end, at least he saw more than half of it. What kind of terrifying ability does the "Dead Revenge House" have? The "old, weak, women and children" in his village are not enough to see. .

At this moment, he was even more prepared to open his eyes, and he was not in the familiar room, but in a strange place.

The people who see it will not be his "parents". They may see an empty room where no one has it. Maybe after leaving the room, they will see those pictures that he has already seen, but they are still still there. There is no deep impression, and those individuals who may not be able to tell who is who...

But when he really opened his eyes, he realized that the psychological preparation he had made was far from enough...

"Wow! What are you guys!" Shocked Xiao Yanjin yelled out.

thing?what?It's really not that Xiao Yanjin called the wrong one accidentally, it can only be said that when Xiao Yanjin saw the three faces in front of him, he was a little unwilling to admit that these three were human!

Don't say it's human!Treating them as undead or resentful spirits, Xiao Yanjin felt that was flattering them.

But that didn't mean that he really saw three heads floating in the air staring at him.

Actually, it was really three people, real people.They have bodies, have obvious entities, and are obviously not undead, but their attire at this moment really needs to be as hot as eyes.

They are obviously three big and three thick, all muscular, and have beards, and one of them is obviously a beard, but it has been shaved clean, but the obvious stubble can still be seen, but one by one, At this time, they were neatly and uniformly wearing the same uniform.

uniform?That's right!It's uniforms!

From head to toe, there are pink nurse hats paired with the same pink nurse uniforms and tight skirts, shoes...

I can't see it for the time being, because it wasn't until Xiao Yanjin wanted to stand up that he realized that at this time he was being surrounded by four...

It may also be because the eight belts are connected end to end because they are not long enough... They are always fixed on a thing that looks like an operating table, from the body to the ankle, and from the top to the bottom of the body. But according to the pissiness of their outfits, as expected, they should be wearing high heels!

No no no!Off topic, the point is not here at all!

where is thiswho are they?Is it possible that I am dreaming?

What about the village?Needless to say, it must have been wiped out by the regiment.What about "Dead Revenge House"?Why would I be tied up in this place by these people?What will happen to me?

"He's awake!"

"Yes! Indeed awake!"

"Is the operation still going on?"

"I do not know……"

……

The three of them took turns speaking in a language that Xiao Yanjin could understand, but couldn't understand what it meant.

Operation?What surgery?So if I don't wake up now, what will happen to them?

"Who are you? What do you want to do to me!"

When the three of them heard Xiao Yanjin's words, they smiled, revealing their sallow, bad breath teeth that hadn't been brushed in a long time under their heavily made-up lips...

If he was not mistaken, one of them had a green substance on his front tooth, which probably wasn't a spinach leaf, or a green vegetable leaf, or an onion!

Then, just listen to them laughing, one!two!three!The three mouths with bad breath suddenly narrowed the distance to Xiao Yanjin. Even if they held their breath, they could still smell some of the smell. They probably ate stinky tofu for lunch!

The gap between the teeth must be shallots!This smell...was so suffocating that Xiao Yanjin, who had just woken up, almost fainted from the smell again.

After the three grinned, they didn't know if they answered Xiao Yanjin's questioning just now, and then they introduced themselves to Xiao Yanjin: "We are!"

"Four!"

"Small!"

"sky!"

Xiao Yanjin didn't speak, and saw that the three people who were surrounding her just now had lined up and stood in the direction of her feet when they introduced themselves. Just after saying these words, Xiao Yanjin might not have any reaction!They themselves showed doubts on their faces.

They looked back and forth at themselves, and then began to discuss in a low voice that Xiao Yanjin could easily hear: "Who shouted less just now?"

"No! Someone didn't shout!" the bearded man corrected.

"Then who didn't yell just now?" the man asked with a shallot stuffed between his teeth.

"I yelled!" The one with the worst mouth raised his right hand and said as if to promise.

"I yelled too!"

"Me too!"

"Then who didn't shout just now?" the bearded man asked again.

"They all yelled!"

"Again?"

"Okay! Let's do it again!"

The three of them reached a consensus, once again they stood in line, even the posses were arranged, with a look that seemed to be dancing at any moment, dancing the Swan Lake ballet dance, and said again: "We are!"

"Four!"

"Small!"

"sky!"

Then there was silence again, and then the three gathered together again.

"It seems that someone didn't shout!" the bearded man said again.

"I yelled!"

"I yelled too!"

"Then who didn't shout?"

"Is someone missing?" asked the one with the green onion between his teeth.

"No! Isn't it all here?" The man with the smelly mouth said again.

"How many of us?" asked the bearded man.

"Four!" said the one with the shallots between his teeth.

"How many people are there now?" the bearded man asked again.

"Four!" the remaining two said together.

The bearded man was silent for a while, and finally came to a conclusion.

"Count the numbers!"

"one!"

"two!"

"three!"

No four?

"Where's Sier?" the bearded man asked.

"Isn't this lying on the bed?"

"Oh! That's why he didn't shout!" said the bearded man again.

"No!" said the mouth stinkingly: "The one lying on the bed is not Si'er! Didn't it mean that the one lying on the bed is a patient who is about to undergo surgery?"

"That's right!" the bearded man said again, "What about Sier?"

Silence... Silence... After another half-day of silence, the man with the onion in his mouth suddenly said, "Then we made a mistake just now?"

"Then shall we count again?"

"Success! One more time!"

……

Xiao Yanjin who was lying on the side felt that she was about to collapse, where did she go when she woke up?

Is there something wrong with these people's brains?Shenjingbing, this is it!Then he heard the three of them start counting again.

"one!"

"two!"

"three!"

"Four!"

"En?" The bearded man couldn't believe it again this time: "Who called four just now?"

"I didn't shout!"

"I didn't yell either!"

Then the three of them looked at Xiao Yanjin in unison.

Xiao Yanjin only felt that being stared at by the three of them enthusiastically, her scalp went numb for a while, and she hurriedly denied, "I didn't shout either!"

"Then who yelled?"

"Call again?"

"kindness!"

"one!"

"two!"

"three!"

This time, the three of them stared at Xiao Yanjin's mouth in unison, to see if he shouted or not. Facts have proved that Xiao Yanjin's mouth really didn't move at all, but still...

"Four!"

Someone replied!

"Could it be that he knows ventriloquist?" the bearded man said again.

"Could he be brother Xie?" said the man with the green onions between his teeth.

"Maybe it's Brother Xie?" the man said again with a foul mouth.

"Where are you looking!" A voice clearly sounded like a man's, but the voice was very soft, and it didn't sound like a sissy voice. Suddenly, it came from nowhere.

"Huh? Si'er?" said the bearded man.

"Where?"

"I didn't see it!"

"Here it is!" Si'er in their mouth said again.

Just at the moment when the sentence "here!" was finished, above Xiao Yanjin's head (because Xiao Yanjin was lying down)...

A piece of curtain that was scattered somewhere was suddenly pulled open.Immediately afterwards, a burst of gaseous carbon dioxide was sprayed, raising bursts of white smoke...

Xiao Yanjin couldn't help but also looked in that direction, and saw behind the curtain, a woman also wearing a pink nurse's uniform and a nurse's cap, but with a slender figure and a delicate face, her lips were painted a light pink , the makeup of the entire face is impeccable, such a person is completely different from those three rough men painted with bloody mouths!At the moment, he is sitting with his left hand resting on his chin.

On the extremely luxurious chair he was propping on his elbows, it looked very much like the throne of the devil king in the TV series, the whole person was sitting sideways, looking lazy and casual, and one could hardly bear it just by looking at it I want to exclaim, "My Lady Queen".

However, his right foot... stepped on the right side of the cushion under his buttocks in a very disfiguring manner, and his left foot stepped on the ground. The female fat times that were no longer partly visible under the skirt were even more exposed!

This image is both masculine and feminine, aside from this face that even women may not recognize as a man, it can only be said that in different senses, it is still very eye-catching!

Immediately afterwards, the "four" with hot eyes!He suddenly said a word to the four people standing in front of him, or being forced to lie tied up.

"Goose--"

What the hell are these groups!

Even though he is a man, he wants to dress like this!Whether you look good or not is one thing, since you want to pretend to be a woman, why don't you act like a woman?

Who is this purposely exposed fat times for?And what happened to the dry ice sprinkled on stage?Those who didn't know thought the stage play had just opened!

Forget it all, what the hell is this with the same style of nurse outfits as those three who ate "stinky tofu"?Don't tell me you're with me!

Then the dummy who was the only one sitting stood up surrounded by the pile of smoke and walked over to the other three.

Different from the appearance of the three bearded men who are big and thick, this man stands up to make people feel that he is much shorter than these three. Standing together is like a small chicken mixed with a flock of big white geese Yes, but they themselves don't seem to realize this at all.

I saw the four of them lined up in a row, and the music of "Swan Lake" sounded out of nowhere, Xiao Yanjin saw them jumping up and down in that hot-eyed attire under the music. Spicy eyes dance.

Just listening to the music did not last more than 30 seconds, and the music stopped suddenly.

Immediately afterwards, the four people in a row acted shamelessly one by one, some squatted, some knelt, and some opened their hands. In short, they all bumped into a ball, and then began to shout at the beginning Their answers when Xiao Yanjin asked who they were.

"we are!"

"Four!"

"Small!"

"sky!"

"Goose--"

Oh my god, these four people can be considered together!

Xiao Yanjin just felt that he had no eyes to see, so he retracted his eyes so awkwardly, it's one thing to want to cry without tears, but what happened to these four people, he couldn't figure out the current situation after watching for a long time.

"What are you doing? Are you finished!"

At this moment, the curtains surrounding Xiao Yanjin's sides were suddenly pulled away, and behind the opened curtain on the left, Xiao Yanjin could be regarded as seeing a person who was barely familiar.

However, rather than seeing this person's familiarity, it's better to say that Xiao Yanjin's face is blind, and he recognized who this person was entirely by the distinctive windbreaker.Although he can't remember the man's name.

"It's you? What's going on here? What are these things? What do you guys think?" Xiao Yanjin shouted to thank the familiar face.

But without waiting for thanks to explain to Xiao Yanjin, the "Four Little Swans" who saw someone coming, immediately canceled the stupid posture they had just kept, and lined up neatly again, facing the person who opened the curtain and came in He shouted: "Xie Sange, good night!"

Xie Xie frowned and said, "It's morning!"

The "Four Little Swans" corrected and said: "Thank you, third brother, good morning!"

Thank you and I don't want to say anything more to these four deep wells, so I impatiently shook my hands and said, "Okay, okay! Let's go! Don't burn my eyes in front of me!"

"Oh well!"

When the "Four Little Swans" heard this, they walked to Xiao Yanjin's side in unison, one pulling the bedside of Xiao Yanjin's operating table, one pulling the bed, and one on the left and one on the left, intending to walk Xiao Yanjin out together.

"Hey! What are you doing!"

When Xiao Yanjin saw that this included himself, he was afraid of what would happen to him after being taken away by these four mental patients. After all, it is not against the law for a mental patient to kill someone!

"Wait!" Xie Xie also stopped him: "He stays! Get out!"

"Oh well!"

Then the "Four Little Swans" immediately lined up again, planning to go out.

"Wait a little longer!" Xie Xie felt awkward when he saw Xiao Yanjin's tightly bound appearance, and immediately called them back: "Untie him!"

"Oh well!"

Then the "Four Little Swans" came back again, and untied the belt on Xiao Yanjin's body three or two times. Tight for a while, the legs and feet were fine, when the two on the stomach and the chest were untied, Xiao Yanjin really felt that the breath held in his stomach would be strangled by them, but at any rate, the next second He was also released.

Xiao Yanjin didn't want to lie on this awkward operating table at all right now, she sat up immediately, her feet landed firmly on the ground, and she barely felt a sense of solidity in her heart.

He never knew that as long as a person can touch the ground like this, he can make his heart feel so at ease!

Xiao Yanjin rubbed the arm that was also bound so painfully, and finally set her eyes on Xie Xie.

"Well! You go out!" Xie Xie said to the "Four Little Swans".

"Oh well!"

After the four of them answered, they ran and jumped outside "Ceng Ceng Ceng", when the last "goose—"

When walking past Xie Xie, he deliberately gave Xie a wink, oh my god!

This winking eye is throwing away!Let alone Xiao Yanjin now, I feel blind to even thank you, but at least I "throw" everyone out.

It wasn't until the last figure left the room that Xie Xie breathed a sigh of relief and walked to Xiao Yanjin's side, and sat down directly on the operating bed that Xiao Yanjin had been lying on just now.

Xiao Yanjin wasn't so obsessed with cleanliness that she couldn't accept sitting next to her, so she specially reserved a little more space for Xie Xie.

Xie Xie sat on the operating table for a while, saw that Xiao Yanjin only asked him a few words when he came in and then stopped talking, and immediately said: "Why don't you ask me?"

Xiao Yanjin slightly raised his lowered head, looked sideways at Xie Xie and said, "I asked you just now, but you didn't answer. I don't have the habit of saying a question twice. If you say it three times or four times, then don't Count on me to say it."

thanks:"……"

After a moment of silence, Xie Xie said, "Okay! Our boss wants to see you."

"Your boss?" Xiao Yanjin took another thank you look.

"Yes! Boss Shu! You have seen it before." Xie Xie said.

"Oh!"

Xiao Yanjin rubbed her tied ankles again. Anyway, the village seems to have been taken away, and it may not be possible to leave if they want to leave it in their hands. It doesn't matter whether the brother they said really exists or does not exist at all. I know, his mouth is troublesome again, and he can't find a job even if he goes out, and he is afraid that he will starve to death if he can't stay outside for three days...

After thinking about it for a while, Xiao Yanjin said, "Okay! Where is your boss?"

The author says:

Preview of the next chapter: "Are there still people who are not here yet?"

"symmetry……"

"Did I do anything in the enchantment of the cemetery?"

"I have no idea!"

Xiao Chi turned it off.

Xiaochi (Chiyue Miyagi) roared angrily at the four hot eyes that came out of nowhere: "Who put these four deep well ices in! Who arranged this play for them? Come on!" What about the scene?"

Xiaochi (the first zuo in Chifei's original work) replied: "I put it in, and I also added the scene."

Xiaochi (Chiyue Miyagi) asked: "Who asked you to add it? Is this what I expected to appear on the stage? And what happened to Si Xiaotian's hot-eyed outfit? You did it too?"

Xiaochi (the first zuo in Chifei's original work) replied: "They themselves want to appear in this way."

Xiaochi (Chiyue Miyagi) asked: "How do you know? They gave you a dream?"

Xiaochi (the first zu in Chifei's original work) said: "That's right! It's Tuomeng! They even tied me to the operating table with four belts! It's scary, it's scary!"

Xiao Chi (Chiyue Miyagi) said: "You have made a psychological shadow after the operation! Let's see if you dare to eat so much junk food in the future!"

Xiaochi (Zuo first voice in Chifei's original work): "..."