Undead Revenge House

Shu Changxi: "Chi Ma! Discuss and cancel my stingy setting?"

Xiao Chi: "It can't be eliminated."

Shu Changxi: "Why?"

Xiao Chi: "Because I didn't add it at all."

A few minutes passed after [-] o'clock that night. In the meeting room of the "Revenge of the Dead", everyone except the boss Shu Changxi had arrived. Because the watchdog of the revenge house was lazy, for the convenience of taking care of him, even the watchdog The dog Xiaohei was led to the meeting room by Xie Xie, but the "symmetry axis" in the main seat was still missing.

"Come on! Xiao Hei! Be good! Take the medicine." Xie Xie said as he poured two white pills into the palm of his hand.

Xiao Hei glanced at it, very disgusted and didn't start.

"This is Keli Sha! It stopped the diarrhea after eating it. You said you have had diarrhea for a few days? Do you still want to continue to have diarrhea?" Xie Xie continued to talk in black and white.

Xiao Yanjin couldn't stand it any longer and asked: "No... Can you just give the medicine for humans to the dog?"

Xie Xie said, "What's wrong? The stray dog ​​I adopted took rat medicine by mistake, and the veterinarian in our village even prescribed Liuwei Dihuang Wan for him!"

Xiao Yanjin said: "Then is your dog still alive?"

Xie Xie said, "No, I didn't make it through twelve o'clock that night."

Xiao Yanjin: "..."

Xiao Yanjin didn't want to say anything more, she rolled her eyes and continued to sit, and by the way, she watched Xie Xie continue to give Xiao Heiseke dysentery. One, this is incredible, there are three boxes in the bag aside!

"No... You bought so many grams of dysentery Sha, can Xiao Hei finish it?" Xiao Yanjin said.

"Let's put it away if you can't finish it! If the dog can't finish it, people can continue to eat it. I haven't taken apart the rest! If any of you have diarrhea in the future, don't buy medicine, just go to my place..."

At this point, Xiao Hei, who had been looking at Xie Xie disdainfully all this time, probably couldn't stand the nagging of Xie Xie, suddenly opened his mouth.

"Hey!"

Xie Xie, whose hands were still spread out, felt a pain in his fingers, and hurriedly retracted, but fortunately, he just gnawed, and bit down without any seriousness!

"Why didn't you tell me before eating!" Xie Xie patted Xiao Hei on the head angrily.

You're still counting on the dog to talk to you! ?

Xiao Yanjin was completely at a loss as to how to communicate with this man with a generation gap. Seeing the big brother Xie's second brother and the four little swans watching with cold eyes one after another, thinking that he should be like this usually, he felt that he had nothing to say that's it.

Wait for another half an hour!Shu Changxi, who had originally agreed to have a meeting at seven o'clock, still did not show up. Xiao Yanjin, who had been sitting there for more than two hours without even moving his buttocks, finally couldn't help but ask: "Are you sure the boss said it was seven o'clock in the evening?" Isn't it seven o'clock in the morning for the meeting?"

The rest of the staff in the Revenge House are called Shu Changxi Boss Shu, but Xiao Yanjin calls the boss honestly, because it gives him the illusion that he is just working for Shu Changxi.

Xie Di obviously felt a little bored after sitting for so long.But at the same time, he also understood Shu Changxi's urination very well, so he said: "He must be right, and we must have heard it right, but in fact, when will he come, or what time will he come tomorrow?" Whether you can enter this door before seven o'clock in the morning is not certain."

"Ah?" Xiao Yanjin was puzzled.

Shu Chen also held back his mouth and said, "My father has such a problem. He never knows how to write the four words punctual and punctual."

"No..." Xiao Yanjin said: "Then why have we sat here for more than two hours? Just gather before seven o'clock tomorrow morning! Go back to the dormitory and get some sleep!"

Xie said: "Do you think we don't want to? But the key is that you never know whether he will come in after we have just left, or maybe he will come in at one or two o'clock in the morning. When he comes in, look at us Everyone is not here, and 100% of the wages that will be notified tomorrow will be deducted!"

Xiao Yanjin felt even more speechless after hearing this, and just wanted to say what kind of boss is this?

After all this, how can you continue to work here?

But before he could ask the words, he immediately had a feeling of understanding. Why didn't he himself have nowhere to go, and he was afraid of being recognized even when he went out on the street?

Thinking about how other people are in the same situation as him, he immediately lost a word he wanted to say.

A round clock was placed directly above Shu Changxi's chair. Because it was too boring, during the waiting period, except for being overly ill, he had completely lost his energy, his upper and lower eyelids were fighting, and he had already passed out by now. The four little swans were drowsy, and the other people were also staring at the hands of the clock boredly, watching the hands keep spinning in place.

After a long time, Shu Chen asked with an awkward expression: "Hey! Otherwise, let's fight the landlord!"

Xiao Yanjin responded, "I won't."

Thank you and said: "Okay! Is there a card?"

The four other than Xiao Yanjin looked at each other...

"No……"

Four people: "..."

silence……

"Like an idiot!"

He didn't know whether he was scolding himself and the other members of the Vengeance House who were waiting foolishly at this time, or the clock that had been circling in circles all the time, but Xiao Yanjin scolded these words so smoothly.Immediately afterwards, the hourly chime at ten o'clock...

"Duang...Duang...Duang..."

Then, the door was suddenly opened from the outside, and Shu Changxi was panting and looking very excited, holding the door frame and the door panel that he pushed open just now with both hands, his whole body was in the shape of a big character. Standing at the door, he stayed in place for three seconds before entering the door.

"Yo! Everyone, are you here early?"

Everyone stared at Shu Changxi with their big eyes that were as bright as light bulbs, as if they wanted to eat him alive, but they were helpless...

Shu Changxi saw it as if he hadn't seen it. He went straight to the main seat and took a seat towards the main seat, which was called an imposing manner.

"Today!" Shu Changxi opened his voice and said, "Just now! I took an order."

The audience was silent, the four little swans seemed to have not noticed that their boss Shu had arrived, and they were still dozing off just like when Xiao Yanjin looked over.

"The price is five times the usual price!"

As soon as this was said, except for the four little swans who were still dozing off and probably didn't hear what Shu Changxi said at all, everyone was shocked and their brains were shocked!

You know, in addition to the basic salary, the extra income of their "revenge house" is all based on dividends, 30.00% of the full amount goes to the boss, and the rest is divided [-]-[-] by the dispatched personnel.

Quintuple?In the past, it has never been so generous to avenge the undead for the families of the wraiths.

Shu Changxi continued: "Then... After weighing the pros and cons, seriously thinking, and making a wise decision, I plan to entrust this mission to...Xiao Yanjin and Goose Si."

"what?"

For a moment, all eyes fell on the two of them.

Goose Four was asleep!He was still blowing air bubbles on his nose, and suddenly he was stared at by a group of envious and jealous eyes. His biological instinct of fear of external maliciousness directly pulled him back from his deep sleep.

"Murderous! Who! Who!"

As soon as he howled, all those gazes that were staring at him before hid aside, as if they never fell on him from the beginning to the end.

"It's not... the boss..."

In the end, Xiao Yanjin endured the malicious stares of her companions alone and opened her mouth.

"Why? Are you not happy with such a good thing?" Shu Changxi asked him.

"No..." Xiao Yanjin said: "Did you still say that you missed something? You didn't mention any mission? And why did you choose me and..."

a fool?

Of course, he didn't say the last four words. After all, this idiot has already woken up now, and it is said that this idiot still has some skills!

"Huh?" Shu Changxi looked at Xiao Yanjin suspiciously and said, "Didn't I just say that?"

Xiao Yanjin shook her head.

Shu Changxi said: "It's like this! The person who burned my business card was a person, so it should have been a person's job, right!

But after I went there, I found out that this was actually a joint letter from five family members, so the salary naturally became five!

Although you are new here and have no work experience before, who hasn't had a first time?The key is that you are very in line with the standard of this business trip this time, so!it's you! "

"No..." Xiao Yanjin asked as if he hadn't heard anything: "So what exactly is the job content this time? Even if it's killing the undead, there should be a task! You haven't said who to kill yet? "

And when Xiao Yanjin asked this sentence, Shu Changxi got up and went to the side of the meeting room, pushed open a small door, and entered the small dark room by himself, leaving only his butt to let people know Right now I'm inside and I don't know what I'm looking for.

While talking, he muttered: "It's strange, I clearly remember that I put it here after I used it last time..."

"Boss...so..." Xiao Yanjin continued to speak.

"Huh? Who are you not going to kill? Who told you that the task this time is to kill the undead?" Shu Changxi said while searching.

"So what is the mission this time?" Xiao Yanjin continued to ask.

Xiao Yanjin felt that her life creed had been seriously challenged by Shu Changxi!

What he hated most in the past was to say one thing twice, and it would be even more impossible to repeat it three or four times, but Shu Changxi is an exception in this matter, and he can make you ask it over and over again, you You can't even get angry at him!

Who made him the boss?You still owe him wages!Plus the advance payment, three months!

At this time, Shu Changxi, who had been looking for things with his buttocks pouted, finally took out two packing bags.

"Oh! I found it!" Shu Changxi said, holding two paper bags and sending them to Xiao Yanjin and Esi.

"Come on! One piece for each person, they are all the same! No need to grab them."

"what?"

Xiao Yanjin finally felt a bit of collapse and abandonment about what kind of slow-witted piss her new boss was. She reached out and opened the paper bag that Shu Changxi put in front of her in a self-defeating manner. When she opened it, her eyes widened ...

"This……"

Xiao Yanjin took out an ultra-short red and black floral pleated skirt from the bag with an incredulous expression on her face...

In addition to the ones taken out, there are other uniforms in the bag, black stockings and a white long-sleeved shirt, and the school badge with the words "She Zero Necromancer Academy" pasted on the left chest...the key is all lace, all It's women's!

"It's not... this... what's going on..."

Xiao Yanjin didn't know for a moment whether she wanted to cry or laugh, and then she looked at Goose Si who also received the skirt...

"Wow! It's a skirt!" The fourth goose girl with a male voice said, "Thank you, Boss Shu!"

Just now he felt a little annoyed because he was suddenly awakened from a deep sleep, and he didn't look at the paper bag in anger. After Xiao Yanjin took out such an incredible thing, his eyes were really straightened.

After the astonishing "wow", he took out that posture, as if he wanted to change directly in this conference room.

Goose Si smiled so brilliantly!But Xiao Yanjin already felt that she had been struck by lightning and was burnt on the outside...

"En? Does Xiao Wu not like it?" Goose Si, who was already a fool, asked when he saw Xiao Yanjin's disgusted look.

dislike?dislike?of course!But let's not talk about this for now...

"What the hell is Xiao Wu?" Xiao Yanjin asked resignedly.

Goose Four heard this, and said with a natural look on his face: "It's you! We sisters have already discussed it, and we will change our name to "Five Little Swans" in the future, and you will be counted! "

And at this moment, because of the commotion on the conference table, the other three of the four little swans also woke up, seeing that the fourth goose was explaining to Xiao Yanjin, the leader Siyi also happily added: "Yes! From now on, I will change my name to Wuyi!"

Xiao Yanjin didn't even know how to laugh, and couldn't help complaining: "Hello Labor Day!"

What the hell is this!Please, a few of you, enclose yourself and be cute, don't bring others along, OK?

After finishing speaking, Xiao Yanjin immediately avoided the topic of May [-] Labor Day, and continued to question Shu Changxi, "No... What's going on, boss, shouldn't you at least explain it? Didn't you just say that you were doing a task? Send us a message suddenly What's the matter with women's clothing?"

At this moment, Shu Changxi took out a pack of shredded squid from nowhere, opened it and ate it directly, with a white beard and foot showing from the corner of his mouth.

"Huh? Didn't I just say that?" Shu Changxi asked.

Xiao Yanjin knew that his language might not be easy to communicate with them among them. He had experienced it too many times in the past half month, but he never thought it would be so difficult to communicate. He suppressed the feeling of not knowing what to do. How to describe the depressed feeling, he said: "You should think about what you just said."

Shu Changxi raised his head and thought for a while and said, "Oh! It seems that I didn't say anything. In short, this mission is not to kill any undead or resentful spirits, nor is it to help the undead to avenge and kill.

Instead, at the request of the families of the five students, they went to the tenth unit of the "Necromancer Association" to investigate and find five boys who had transvestite tendencies in the "Society Necromancer Academy", regardless of life or death. If you want to see people, even if you die...you also need to see spirits.

Anyway, those parents can also see spirits, they just want to know whether their children are alive or dead, and if possible, they want to see their children.

Of course, they also said that the five boys may not be in the academy, so this task is simple and simple, and there should be no danger, except for the possibility of being arrested by the "Necromancer Association".It's difficult to say, because if you don't have it in the college, you can only find it outside the college, and the scope is too large. "

Xiao Yanjin still couldn't understand after listening.Of course, he can understand that wearing a school uniform is to pretend to be a student entering the academy, but...

"Why does it have to be women's uniforms? Are there no men's uniforms? And why are the skirts so short? Is it a serious school?

Do those teachers and students have special hobbies?Also, goose four is fine, why do I even have to wear women's clothes to go in? "

"En?" Shu Changxi was still chewing the shredded squid in his mouth. Facing Xiao Yanjin's questioning, he raised his head and stared at Xiao Yanjin for three seconds as it should, and finally passed the whole package of shredded squid in his hand. Asked: "Do you want to eat? I think you are a little angry."

I have never heard that shredded squid can also purify fire!

"thanks……"

Not to mention, Xiao Yanjin really took one out of the package.

"No! It has something to do with shredded squid!"

Xiao Yanjin belatedly threw the shredded squid aside and said, "Do I look like a woman? Do I?"

Shu Changxi said: "Hey! Of course it doesn't look like it now! But don't forget what thank God is doing. Whether it's your voice or your face, they can help you. You are already thin and not too skinny. Tall, inconspicuous among boys, if you dress up as a girl, you must be tall and good-looking.

Now there are more men in the Necromancer Association, so it’s not good to stare at a woman all the time. It is less likely for a girl to go in and reveal that she is a member of the "Dead Revenge House".

And the most important thing is that your soul body looks like Xie Jin who possessed your body 20 years ago. Not afraid of being searched. "

"It's not a matter of appearance! I mean why do you have to wear women's clothes? If you have to go to two people..."

Speaking of which, Xiao Yanjin looked at the other people in the office, the other three of the four little swans?

Don't talk about hot eyes, the third brother of the Xie family?Eh? !How can this be forgotten?Isn't there a girl here?

"Isn't Shu Chen a girl? Isn't it appropriate to go with Goose Si?"

After hearing this, Shu Changxi's face darkened, and he vetoed it: ""She Ling" generally recruits men and women aged 23 to [-], and Shu Chen is still young. "

Xiao Yanjin said: "Didn't you just say thank God for your superb skills? Gender is not a problem, and age is even less a problem. How old you are... No, what does it matter how old you are?"

Seeing that Xiao Yanjin was still talking back, Shu Changxi immediately became angry: "Eighteen to ten percent of the school is boys, you want my daughter to go to that kind of place?"

"You said that 80.00% of them are men, so why do I have to wear women's clothes to mix in? Isn't it more difficult to be discovered by hiding trees in the forest?"

"Your brother is now a lecturer at "She Ling", why do you think I let you wear women's clothing? "

After saying this, Xiao Yanjin really fell silent.

His brother?How can he have a brother?If it were half a month ago, he could have just thrown away such a sentence, but now...he is not ignorant of this possible brother.

And according to what they said, when the half-spiritual body village was completely destroyed this time, his elder brother also appeared on the scene later. He had seen Xiao Yanjin's figure and appearance with his own eyes. As Shu Changxi said, what a woman said , he may be too embarrassed to read more, unless he is a pervert!

If you were a man, even if you changed your appearance and voice, but after all, the skeleton is here, even if you look at the back too much, you will inevitably be stared at by him a few times, and it is easy to show flaws!After understanding Shu Changxi's intentions, Xiao Yanjin was completely speechless.

Xiao Yanjin resigned herself to sitting back on her seat, and took out a shredded squid from the bag just now, stuffed it into her mouth, and chewed.

"It seems that there is no objection!" Shu Changxi looked at Xiao Yanjin and said.

Xiao Yanjin didn't speak, and took another shredded squid.

Shu Changxi's face turned ugly again.

"Save some for me! It costs 35 yuan a pack!"

After finishing speaking, he grabbed the remaining shredded squid, and thanked God: "Give him a fitting now! There is also Goose Four, and change them together. If the size is not suitable, I will change it on the spot. When I come back, I have already stopped by. I forged it for you and brought it back, at 45:[-] tomorrow morning, arrange for them to go to class on time!"

Xiao Yanjin still had a shredded squid in his mouth, looking up at Shu Changxi in disbelief, it's past ten o'clock in the evening, how long will it take to change his voice now?

Shu Changxi patted Xiao Yanjin's shoulder with a smile and said: "Go to class earlier, find the undead earlier, and you will be liberated earlier, you know."

The author says:

Preview of the next chapter: "Then what... my name is... Xiao... not... Yan Xiaowu..."

"Oh……"

"Let's go to outdoor class today, and gather at the gymnasium!"

"Next!"

Xiao Chi turned it off.

Xiao Chi: "The courier I sent to Beijing was detained by the courier company today."

Xiao Yanjin: "Why?"

Xiao Chi: "It is said that there are illegal and prohibited items in it."

Xiao Yanjin: "What did you let go?"

Xiao Chi: "The things in the factory! Just two products! Pressure signal device!"

Xiao Yanjin: "Is this considered a prohibited item?"

Xiao Chi: "He said there is a micro switch in the product!"

Xiao Yanjin: "..."

Xiao Chi: "I suspect that when they unpacked and inspected the box, they not only unpacked the outer packaging to see what's inside, but also unpacked the product itself! Otherwise, how would they know that there is a micro switch inside the product?"

Xiao Yanjin: "..."