Undead Revenge House

Men's or Ladies' restroom?This is a problem!Or go into the toilet for five men?

After Zhang Qizhen left, Xiao Yanjin stood on the spot and wobbled a few times, and almost fell back again.

But this time, the four golden flowers beside him supported him one by one. After all, it's normal for girls to pull and support him. In Jinhua's eyes, his behavior saved them from falling in class.

In fact, when Xiao Yanjin first entered the classroom, as the only four female students in this class, their views on Xiao Yanjin were actually not very friendly.

Why?I went to the same school and the same class, but no matter what class the female students were, they were all treated by these men as female men and buddies. The key to this person's reaction when he first entered the classroom was that he said Without saying a word, I just introduced my name at the end!

The name is still so strange, but even this strange name is not considered inappropriate by half of the people, but I have to say that he is indeed thinner than them, taller, with longer legs, and his face is also ... In short, envy, jealousy and hatred!

But now, in only 45 minutes of a class, their attitude towards Xiao Yanjin was only friendly.

"Hey! You...Are you okay!" A girl with short hair who was the first to catch Xiao Yanjin in time greeted with concern.

"No... can't die..."

Compared to the girls' concerned expressions, Xiao Yanjin stared at the direction Zhang Qizhen was leaving from.

Zhang Qi even finally changed his attitude towards Xiao Yanjin when he first saw Xiao Yanjin. Of course Xiao Yanjin saw it, but if you see it, you will see it. Whoever is beaten for more than ten, twenty, ten minutes will be because of someone pulling you in the end. , as if nothing happened in the previous ten, twenty, or ten minutes?Think beautifully!Next time we fight, if you don't believe me, you won't be able to hit him with a punch!

As for Xiao Yanjin's indignant appearance, all the other students around also saw it.

Among the crowd, a boy came up to comfort him and said, "Teacher Zhang is usually like this. When he was in his class for the first time, he was more ruthless than this time. In other words, actual combat is the most effective way to learn lessons, increase knowledge and strength, so he didn't take the initiative to beat us up, but let us take the initiative and then he fought back."

Uh... Maybe he wanted to comfort him at first, and his tone was soft, but as he talked, why did it seem like he was defending Zhang Qizhen?Young man, do you still remember the incident when you were thrown to the ground by Zhang Qizhen just now?

Another man in the crowd hurriedly said after hearing this: "What is fighting back? How many times did that teacher Zhang throw Xiao Wu just now? The whole group of us didn't get this kind of treatment! Even in class, to a girl It's Zhang Qi who is so rude!"

Xiao Yanjin finished listening: "..."

Can he say that he is not a girl?Can?Obviously, no!

However, his attention was always different from others, so after hearing this sentence, the first thing he noticed was not that they opened and closed their mouths about a girl, but what they just said... who?

"Wait! You just said...who? That person just now..."

Xiao Yanjin suddenly seemed to hear a somewhat familiar name, as if he had heard it somewhere before, and asked proactively.

But the person who spoke just now didn't listen to what "transfer student Yan Xiaowu" said, because someone next to him interrupted and distracted his attention.

"You dare to say it behind your back, you have the ability to say it in front of Teacher Zhang! At least in front of him, he will only throw you once. If he knows that you are talking about him behind his back, he may not know when you are in class next time. , how will he deal with you!"

The boy who complained for Xiao Yanjin just now fell silent, and at this moment, another man interrupted the boy who was speaking just now.

"If you hear what you said, I'm afraid the end will not be much better!"

Then this group of people is a debate and judgment of "Ji Li Wah La".In this way, Xiao Yanjin can see that this teacher who fights with students as soon as he starts class, in the eyes of this class of students, has more than enough power, but not enough heart!

Seeing that no one answered the question he just asked, Xiao Yanjin shook his head, clutching his chest that was a little sore from the fall, left behind the group of students who were still secretly complaining, but the four students who were at least this class The girls who had never been beaten followed because they were worried about Xiao Yanjin's injury.

"Xiao Wu, why don't we take you to the infirmary! I don't think you look very pretty." The short-haired girl frowned and asked worriedly.

"No need." Xiao Yanjin waved his hand, and walked in the corridor surrounded by four girls.

After walking a few more steps, he stopped.Facing each other, a "girl" walking flamboyantly, surrounded by a group of boys, happened to come across from Xiao Yanjin. When the two met, their eyes fell on each other.Suddenly, both of them stopped.The person who came was none other than Goose Si.

Looking at the posture around the other party, Xiao Yanjin just felt speechless, and stared at the other party stupidly for a while, but now she really didn't know how to react.

Goose Four is actually considered a bit better among the four little swans, not referring to appearance!

Better on mental illness.His mind is barely sober, and there is no way he is not sober occasionally, but it is much better than the other three who are crazy most of the time.

If the other three are 24 hours a day, 24 hours are unclear, then goose four, at most, is [-] hours a day, two to four hours are unclear.Moreover, this time is still random.

What's more, his symptoms are exhausted, that is, he is occasionally childish, unable to understand human language, and he is obviously a womanizer, and he is still wearing women's clothing!

But from time to time, he forgot that he was wearing women's clothes, and his movements were very manly!Belong to that kind of masculine queen style?

And this face is indeed very advantageous in terms of women's clothing. There is no need to put some silicone on it like Xiao Yanjin. ", right away it's a bitch!

After Goose Si paused in place for a moment, a smile appeared on his originally cold face. Instead of walking directly towards Xiao Yanjin, he smiled naturally, waved his hands and shouted: "Hey! Xiao Wu !"

Then he walked towards Xiao Yanjin.

Xiao Yanjin suddenly felt that she didn't want to respond.To be honest, the main reason why Xiao Yanjin was given the name "Yan Xiaowu" to "She Ling" is because Goose Four's brain is not stable. A name like "Xiao Yanjin" can be remembered by Goose Four however you want. He couldn't remember [-]% of the time, and even more so, he couldn't remember the temporary pseudonym.

But "Little Five" is different.As soon as they entered the "Revenge of the Undead", Xiao Yanjin, who was defaulted by them as a team with them, was directly named "Little Five", and Si Yi wanted to change his name because of this!

In "She Ling" simply call it this name, even if Goose Si's mind is occasionally out of order, he is not afraid of being heard by the wrong name.

At this moment, Xiao Yanjin, who was called "Little Five" by Goose Si, frowned helplessly, and could only walk in the direction of Goose Si nonchalantly.

"Little Four." Xiao Yanjin shouted at Goose Four.

Beside Xiao Yanjin, one of the girls with curly yellow hair frowned when she saw Xiao Yanjin, and walked towards the "girl" with a bright smile in front of him, who seemed to be friendly. At the same time, I more or less made up some messy things in my head, and I was inexplicably dissatisfied with the "girl" in front of me.

After all, in such a situation where girls are extremely rare, any girl who is good-looking is likely to arouse the hostility of other girls!

What's more, this strange-looking person is surrounded by men!So attractive...

Of course, Xiao Yanjin's situation before this class is now a filter in their eyes, exception!

"Xiao Wu, do you know this person?" The girl with yellow curly hair walked towards Xiao Yanjin when she saw the ostentatious "girl" talking, and she called Xiao Yanjin's "name" very familiarly. road.

"Ah... um. My... sister!"

In fact, Xiao Yanjin is very repulsed by this setting!

It seems that he has really become the fifth member of the "Four Little Swans".But fake identities!I started to do a little bit more to be a family.

Making up false identities of two people, one person and one parent, then you need to make up more false information. If it's brothers and sisters, relatives are for one person, and the finished product can be produced faster.

But in this way, he and Goose Si will become "sisters", and I have to say such an answer from my own mouth. Thinking about it, I feel... I can't say it...

But for Xiao Yanjin's answer that Goose Four was his sister, Siduo Jinhua didn't feel too surprised.

After all... right?When Xiao Yanjin first showed up, she also instantly attracted the attention of all the male students in the class, plus they all looked so ostentatious...

The person walking across was also an unfamiliar face, probably also a transfer student.The same ostentation, the same attractiveness, plus they changed schools on the same day, and they still know each other, but they are in different classes. If they say that they have nothing to do with each other, no one will believe it!

I saw Goose Si walking in front of Xiao Yanjin, before Xiao Yanjin understood what was going on, Goose Si put his right arm around Xiao Yanjin's neck, and then dragged and dragged Xiao Yanjin to Xiao Yanjin just now The direction dragged over.

"Hey! Little Four! What's going on here?"

The male students who were in the same class as Goose just now seemed to be a little bit unexpected by this sudden situation.

While dragging Xiao Yanjin away, Goose Four waved at the group of people behind him and said, "Say a few words to my brother, and don't let anyone follow!"

"brother?"

The remaining group of male students and the four golden flowers all became a little awkward when they heard the word "brother".

But Siduo Jinhua saw Goose Si for the first time, and the group of male students had been with him for 45 minutes at any rate. For him, who obviously had a pretty girlish face, but actually acted like a man At this point, I already have a deep understanding, and now I see him dragging his "sister" and calling "brother", but I don't think it's so strange.

As for Goose Four, he dragged Xiao Yanjin all the way to the end of the stairs, and then looked around, making sure that no one was eavesdropping on this place, and then let Xiao Yanjin go.

As soon as Xiao Yanjin was let go, her first reaction was to wipe her neck. It wasn't that she resisted, after all, what could he resist?

Do you wear women's clothing?Make up?Now he himself has transformed himself!Are you qualified to speak for others?

I must say why, that is, Goose Si not only put on makeup on his face, but also put on makeup on his arms. Just now, both of them were sweating a little during the dragging all the way. The powder was all over his neck now, and the sticky texture stuck to his neck, not to mention how uncomfortable it was.

Xiao Yanjin was wiping his neck on the side, but his eyes kept staring at Goose Si. When he was almost done wiping, Goose Si still looked nervous, as if he was afraid of being seen or heard them talking As if, I suddenly felt a little speechless in my heart.

"Eh!"

Xiao Yanjin reached out and patted Goose Si on the shoulder.

Goose Si didn't look back, but twitched his shoulders and shouted, "Don't make trouble!"

Xiao Yanjin patted again and said, "Where is Wangfeng? You went to Wangfeng, who should I talk to?"

Only then did Goose Four turn his head and come back to take a look at Xiao Yanjin. After one look, he took a second look. After the second look, he didn't look back until he looked at Xiao Yanjin thoroughly. Finally he spoke.

"Okay brother!" Goose Four said, "I haven't seen you for a few hours, but you are quite ostentatious!"

Xiao Yanjin thought of the thirty or so male pendants who followed Goose Si just now, and said, "This sentence, you describe yourself more appropriately."

"Isn't that what you mean?" Goose Si frowned and asked.

Xiao Yanjin said: "There are only a few people around me! Brother Goose is the only one. On average, it takes one minute to conquer one!"

Goose Si didn't take it seriously when he heard it, and said: "No matter how long it takes one minute, it's still a group of men, and the girls in the whole class, I haven't seduced any of them, how can I be like you!

All the girls in the class are on your side!How many girls are there in the entire "She Zero"?Do you understand what is rare? "

After hearing this, Xiao Yanjin felt that it was a black thread, and it was nothing if he dressed up as a woman and provoked a group of men, but if he dressed as a woman and provoke a few women, it was considered abnormal, right? !

Abnormal...well...it's indeed quite abnormal, after all, with his appearance, he can be considered a beauty no matter what!

Why do all the men stay in the gym chatting, and all the women run away with him?

Eh?It's even more wrong!Why did he discuss this issue with Goose Si, who was often out of order?Are you out of your mind?

"Okay, okay! Just say why you dragged me here suddenly!" Xiao Yanjin asked.

"What for what? I'm fine." Goose Four said.

Xiao Yanjin: "..."

After being silent for a while, Xiao Yanjin came to his senses and said, "No, then you dragged me all the way? Your arms are all powdered, don't you know that? It's all in my face! Do you know how many people looked at us along the way just now? Yes How eye-catching are you doing this? Do you know what it means to startle the snake?"

When Goose Si hears about a snake, his first reaction is to look around.

"Where's the snake? Where's the snake?"

But it is obvious that even this frightened expression on purpose is very fake, because Xiao Yanjin knows that although his mind is abnormal, it is different from those three who are abnormal most of the time. It's normal, that's why Xiao Yanjin is willing to say a few more words to him, but at this moment, Xiao Yanjin deeply suspects that she just got his abnormal time.

Goose Si, who had buffered for a while, quickly put away the false fear just now, and then said to Xiao Yanjin: "We are here to find the undead, even if our behavior is a little strange, are we still afraid that the undead will see us so strangely?" Is it possible to run away because of this move?"

After saying such a sentence, Xiao Yanjin felt that at this point in time, he might still be relatively normal.

And just after finishing the sentence just now, Goose Four immediately said again: "I actually have something to tell you."

Seeing that his expression was normal, even serious, Xiao Yanjin asked, "What happened?"

Goose waved his hand mysteriously, motioning for him to listen to him, and Xiao Yanjin really turned his head to listen to him.

Goose Si leaned into his ear and said, "Just now after class, I came out of the classroom and wanted to go to the toilet, but suddenly I found a problem!"

"What's the problem? Could it be the undead? No! The toilet is a public place. If the undead is in the toilet, how could no one find out about the students in this school who aspire to become undead masters?"

"No!" Goose Si said, "As soon as I left the classroom, I naturally ran to the men's room, but just as I stood at the door, a group of male students who were urinating in the room were all screaming in horror. Staring at me, I haven't even entered yet!"

Xiao Yanjin: "..." You still want to go in!

Goose Si continued: "Then I remembered, this is not the headquarters of our revenge house, people think I'm a girl!"

Xiao Yanjin continued: "..."

Goose Four said: "But you said that even a man like me can't really go to the women's bathroom to go to the bathroom! Tell me, how can we solve the problem of going to the bathroom in "She Ling" in the future? "

Xiao Yanjin is still: "..."

Fine!Just now I really thought that he had discovered something, maybe my mind is a little abnormal.But speaking of it...it's true!

Xiao Yanjin blinked her eyes twice, and said, "Then what... Actually, I care more about how you solved it in the end."

Goose Four: "..."

The author says:

Preview of the next chapter: "What are you doing? Go in!"

"Someone will hold me!"

"Mom!"

"Let go... let go! You're going to strangle me!"

Xiao Chi turned it off.

Zhang Qizhen (grieved face): "Chi Ma..." What should I do if my daughter-in-law hates me?

Xiao Chi: "I know, I know! You just don't know how to express your inner emotions."

Zhang Qizhen nodded: "En!"

Xiao Chi: "But you can't just throw people on the ground and rub them against each other when you meet them for the first time!"

Zhang Qizhen: "..."