Undead Revenge House

Zhang Qizhen: "It's okay, why are you pretending to be Piao!"

Xiao Yanjin: "Your fault."

Although the monthly rent is only about [-] yuan, I don’t know how long I’ll be staying here, and the usual food and drink expenses are not small. Zhang Qi even looks for his younger brother all the year round without a regular job and doesn’t have any savings. Naturally, he can save some money. Just save some.

It is because of the word "provincial" that the house that Zhang Qizhen and the others rent is a single room of about four by five square meters. There is a kitchen and toilet, but they are not in the house, but a whole floor. The room needs to be shared with other tenants on the same floor. Naturally, Xiao Yanjin and Zhang Qizhen lived in the same room.

Originally!It's not that he hasn't lived in it before, Xiao Yanjin's sleeping appearance is still normal in the few days when he lived together, kicking the quilt, sleeping and snoring, kicking and beating people at all, and he changed Putting on that woman's attire and always looking at him like that, the symptoms of treating him like a girl involuntarily have been relieved a lot, at least the contact with him is not so contradictory.

But after staying for the past few days, Zhang Qizhen has gradually become a little...not wanting to live with Xiao Yanjin, not because of anything else, but because Zhang Qizhen always feels that he treats him a little...that is ...Then what... Sex? Harassment?Should I say so?

Let alone, after all, there is only one room, isn't it?

And this room is so small, there is nothing else to put in it except some daily furniture, right?

So of course there is only one bed, right?There's only one bed, so it's normal to sleep on the same bed, isn't it?

But who can tell him why two people who were supposed to sleep facing the left and the other facing the right woke up early in the morning but stuck together?

Why did Xiao Yanjin, who was supposed to sleep on the left side, completely sleep on the right side, and was still on top of him?No wonder when I went to bed last night, I dreamed of ghosts pressing the bed!

If it's just a difference in sleep, it's actually not a big deal, but the key is that Zhang Qizhen, who had slept with Xiao Yanjin for a while before, knew that this person basically fell asleep and didn't even turn over the whole night Yes, there are only two possibilities that can explain this situation.

Or, Xiao Yanjin was still cautious after falling asleep before, deliberately controlling the "fact" that she slept differently.

Or, it was because he waited for Zhang Qizhen to fall asleep in the middle of the night, and pushed him up on his own initiative!If this is directly crushed, I don't know if I can be sentenced to murder?

When Zhang Qi opened his eyes early in the morning, he saw Xiao Yanjin on his body, and couldn't help frowning. His first reaction was to quickly pull the person off his body.

It's just that this hand just touched Xiao Yanjin's shoulder, and the two hands of Xiao Yanjin who were lying on Zhang Qizhen's body naturally trembled slightly.

Now that they are all awake, there is no need to chase them away, he will naturally go down by himself in two seconds.

Because of this thought, Zhang Qizhen's hand, which was originally planning to push the person away, hesitated for two seconds.

But unexpectedly, just after the two hands that were originally attached to Zhang Qizhen's chest trembled slightly, those hands directly grabbed the two "red beans" on Zhang Qizhen's chest!Then there is a pull!

"hiss!"

Does it hurt?In fact, it didn't hurt much, but a weird feeling ran up his back.

If it was said that Zhang Qizhen had gotten used to sleeping without clothes at night, which caused this result, then it could only be regarded as his own trouble.

But he didn't!Before going to bed, he specially put on a short-sleeved pajamas!

But even in such a situation where he was wearing clothes and the other party hadn't fully woken up yet, the person on his body pulled him up without even needing to grope.

Before the numbness that went straight to the top of his head passed, the awkwardness in Zhang Qizhen's heart suddenly turned into extreme anger, and he immediately became angry.

"Xiao Yanjin! Get up!"

Then, he grabbed the collar of Xiao Yanjin's pajamas and turned Xiao Yanjin aside.

Although it was said to be overturned, in fact, he was still worried about not hurting people, so the direction of overturning was also towards the left half of the bed that was already empty, rather than throwing people under the bed.

Xiao Yanjin, who had her eyes closed, seemed to be in a dazed state. Being pushed around like this, her mind felt dizzy for a moment, and when the dizziness passed, she soon regained consciousness.

After being thrown around in a circle, he quickly returned to the sleeping position on his stomach.After that, he got up from the bed again, and turned into a kneeling appearance facing Zhang Qizhen.

He knelt on the bed and remained in a half-conscious state for about 30 seconds, before finally recovering slowly.

He rubbed his eyes, and stayed stupidly for a while before turning his gaze to Zhang Qizhen.

"Well...Ms. Zhang...Good morning..."

Zhang Qizhen: "..."

He originally wanted to turn the man away and ask the teacher to blame him, but now he looks like he doesn't know anything, and he doesn't even seem to know what happened just now, and he doesn't even remember why he got angry for a while. up.

"you you!"

"Ok?"

Zhang Qizhen, you couldn't tell why after a long time, and you were so angry that you were suffocating.

When he was studying Exorcism in Shengxu Palace, the master of Shengxu Palace told him, let's talk about him!

The five elements are short of fire!At that time, Zhang Qi didn't even know what it meant. To learn how to drive spirits, you learn to drive spirits. What does it have to do with fire?What's more, I have heard of zinc deficiency and calcium deficiency, but I haven't heard of fire deficiency.

But if at this moment, his master can still say to him "You lack fire in the five elements", Zhang Qizhen will definitely pick up a book of exorcism and smash it on his master's forehead, and then reply "I am very angry now!" Very much."

He doesn't know whether he lacks fire or not, but he has never lacked fire. After all, he is just like that. When he hears something that sounds unpleasant, he wants to say something. I can't help but associate him with a kind of person, "Jian Fu"!

But in fact, when he is jealous, it actually means that he is not angry, or that he is not angry, and he still has time to talk!

But facing Xiao Yanjin, he really felt that he couldn't vent his anger at all.

Xiao Yanjin, who had waited for a while and couldn't wait for Zhang Qizhen's answer, simply stopped waiting for Zhang Qizhen's answer. He covered his neck and turned his neck around twice. sound……

"Ouch……"

Zhang Qizhen: "..."

"Why do you think my neck hurts so much! I don't feel well in my waist...I also have chest tightness and shortness of breath!"

Can you not feel tightness in your chest?Who told you to sleep on top of someone else all night?

If you don't sleep stiff neck, it's all your skill!If the person below was not crushed to death by you, it would be his fate!

It's just that it's not irritating to death, only more irritating!Damn, as long as you can't die of anger, you will be angry to death!Because Xiao Yanjin immediately continued to speak.

"You said, did you do something unhealthy to me when you slept in the past few nights? Otherwise, why am I not feeling well when I wake up these days?"

"me!"

Zhang Qizhen had already held his breath, but now he was really out of breath, and Xiao Yanjin, now that it was like this, he had to continue to speak and continue to piss people off...

"Okay! What's yours? Just do it. I don't mean to blame you or hold you accountable.

Although I am this person!It's true that I have a good temperament and good looks. I can hold both men's and women's clothing. I know you were fascinated by my women's clothing before, but I didn't expect that this men's clothing status can still make you fall in love!Hey...it's really...a sin..."

"Sin you cotton ball!"

"Cotton balls?"

WTF?oh!A new version of wool, cotton!

Then the cotton thread pills, it is called a cotton thread ball.Xiao Yanjin consciously thought of the appearance of the sweater after pilling, and the ball of cotton thread in his mind even drew a very close shot of Terra!

Regardless of Xiao Yanjin's slander, Zhang Qi even yelled at Xiao Yanjin: "Just say what you want!"

"What do I want? What's wrong with me?" Xiao Yanjin also imitated Zhang Qizhen's tone and asked.

Zhang Qizhen took a breath in his heart, but the person in front of him said he didn't know, he didn't know that he could do such a move?

Speak out ghost letter ah? !But there is a saying that is good, you can wake up a person who is asleep, but you can never wake up a person who is pretending to be asleep, this damn example is right in front of him!

Zhang Qi even held back his anger and said, "We had agreed on the day we moved in that the bed on the left is yours and the bed on the right is mine! What happened?"

On the one hand, this sentence is to emphasize that he has slept through the boundary in the past few days, and on the other hand, it is also to remind him that he has also slept through the boundary today.

"What happened?" Xiao Yanjin asked.

Zhang Qichen wanted to say something at first, but when he saw Xiao Yanjin sitting quietly on the left side of the bed, he remembered that he had thrown him back to his original position just now, so he would definitely not say anything now. Admit it!

"Let's not talk about today." Zhang Qichen said: "Just a few days ago! Before I fell asleep, you obviously slept on the left side, and I slept on the right side, but what about when I woke up in the middle of the night?

When I woke up, you went straight to my right!Forget it, you were still wearing a white pajamas that night, I still remembered that you were on my left, and under the light from the dim street lamp, when I opened my eyes, I saw a white figure lying on my right. over there!How do I feel?I thought I slept with A Piao in the middle of the night! "

Xiao Yanjin retorted: "No... Others are afraid of A Piao, but are you afraid of A Piao? Who is it who deals with A Piao all day long? Isn't your work object A Piao?

Isn't what teaching students to teach is A Piao's way of dealing with it?He also made himself look like a young man who just entered the industry, who is he telling jokes to..."

When he said the last sentence, Xiao Yanjin's voice was obviously lowered a lot, but it didn't seem like he was guilty or something, instead, he seemed to be making fun of Zhang Qizhen, and because he was concerned about his self-esteem, he deliberately lowered his voice and changed it to muttering .

But in fact, Zhang Qizhen knew very well that this person had said that to him on purpose, otherwise he wouldn't have just suppressed his voice to the point where he could still hear it.

"you!"

"Let's talk about it." Xiao Yanjin said: "Why don't I sleep on the left side at night and sleep on the right side? Is it because you sleep too badly, and you turn over and over at night to my side?

I was almost squeezed under the bed by you!Then I don't have enough space on the left, what's wrong with making do with your right?Even if I crossed the boundary, it was caused by you crossing the boundary first! "

Zhang Qi said angrily: "I have strictly controlled myself since that night. I subconsciously didn't turn over when I was sleeping! But what about this morning? Why did you get on me?"

Got it!Went around and said it again.

How could Xiao Yanjin be the one who was trapped by him without paying attention when he made such a turn?

He bit it to death and said without letting go: "Who got on you? Didn't I sleep well on the left side?"

Come on!As expected!

Zhang Qi's complexion turned blue with anger. He really didn't expect that such a person who kept his words in his heart when facing other people but didn't say anything outside, would really say something shameless when he came in front of him. ah!

And it is also very tight, if you bite to death if you don't say it, even if you go around in a circle, if he doesn't say it, he won't say it!

"Okay... you can do it!" Zhang Qizhen said: "Next time you sleep on me again, see if I will go back to the left for you? I'll just fuck me for you! I'll fuck me for you Give you two more feet!"

"As for..." Xiao Yanjin pouted a little dissatisfied.

He couldn't pry his mouth open no matter what he said before, now that he said these three words, Xiao Yanjin seemed to admit it!

Zhang Qizhen only felt that he saw hope again, opened his mouth, and planned to teach a lesson, but he didn't want to live in for so many days, except that the landlord knocked twice in the first two days, and now he was knocked on the door twice. It rang.

Zhang Qizhen and Xiao Yanjin looked towards the door at the same time.

"Come back later and deal with you!"

Zhang Qi even left this sentence and got up from the bed, because there was no door mirror on the door of the rented house, Zhang Qi couldn't even tell who was coming, and he didn't open the door casually, but went to the door and asked while putting on his clothes: "Who is it!"

The person opposite the door replied: "Mr. Zhang! It's me!"

It was a man's voice.This voice may not be very familiar to Xiao Yanjin.

In other words, I just felt a little familiar when I heard it, and I couldn't remember whose voice it was, but after all, Zhang Qizhen had worked in "Frost Que" for so many years. Among the people in "Frost Que", especially It was a few old people, whom he was very familiar with, and the one who spoke at this moment was one of the six deadheads who were most frequently used by An Zhaoxun's side.

What are the names of these six people... Zhang Qizhen is actually not very clear. After all, he hasn't returned to Yh City for many years, and his relationship with these six people is not good enough to be called brothers. He used to only know The level of the name, even if you see the person and think of the name, the name and the person may not match the name.

"Oh! Come now!"

After confirming that he wasn't some suspicious person, Zhang Qizhen put on the clothes he was already wearing in twos and twos, and was about to open the door, but saw Xiao Yanjin, who had an unconvinced expression just now, was still the same at the moment. Turning his head towards the window with an unconvinced look, he just didn't look at Zhang Qizhen.

He was still wearing the pajamas he wore last night, and he didn't seem to intend to change at all.What does this make people look like when they come in?

Originally, the rented space was small, just such a room!There is nowhere to evade.

Zhang Qishi also knew that he was angry at him for being angry at him just now, and the last sentence "I'll clean you up later", but Zhang Qizhen felt that he had done nothing wrong, so he wanted to see him like this. Apologizing to someone is really frustrating.

So he first went to the side, opened the temporary portable wardrobe, and dug out Xiao Yanjin's clothes from inside.

"Put on your clothes quickly! What does it look like?"

The tone of speech is not good at all, even full of disgust.But Xiao Yanjin pouted after listening, and made a grimace at Zhang Qizhen's back, which was now turned to him.Then, I honestly changed my clothes.

Zhang Qishi didn't bother to look at him, or maybe it was because of the aftereffects caused by the women's clothing before, Zhang Qishi subconsciously didn't dare to look behind him, deliberately avoiding it, always felt that there was a little... difference between men and women?a feeling of?Hehehe... If Xiao Yanjin knew what he was thinking at the moment, he would definitely reply directly, "Men and women are different, you cotton ball!", and directly return what Zhang Qizhen said just now!

And here, after finally getting dressed, Zhang Qishi finally opened the door.

Behind the door is exactly as Zhang Qizhen expected at first, the other party is wearing a black suit and black sunglasses, each of them has a slight difference except for their size and face shape... Uh... In fact, they all have the same clothes, the same hairstyle, and the same sunglasses. , even if there were some differences in the shape of the face, he still can't recognize who is who at this moment.

After Zhang Qizhen opened the door, what he was more concerned about was that they were all people around An Zhaoxun. Now that they came here to look for him, An Zhaoxun must have something to look for them.

The day An Zhaoxun drove them out, he was obviously in a hurry. According to An Zhaoxun's temperament, even if he wasn't so angry that he broke up with him, at least he didn't want to see the two of them for a few months. Even the woman who was watching together that day had an awkward look, and she didn't want to see it again for the time being.

But it's only been a few days?This is the door?Could it be that they just left here, something happened to An Zhaoxun here!

"What's going on? Did something happen to "Frost Tower"?Is Brother An looking for something for me? "

The person who stood at the front and knocked on the door to talk to Zhang Qizhen just now replied, "Yes... there is something wrong."

"What happened?" Zhang Qi was even a little scared in his heart, afraid that because of his departure, An Zhaoxun, who could have avoided any misfortune, would encounter some accident.

The leader said: "The master hopes that you can take the person behind you back to WL City earlier, and it is best to leave immediately."

The author says:

Preview of the next chapter: "Mr. Zhang!"

"What are you doing? Put your hands down!"

"Mr. Zhang, please don't make things difficult for us."

"What do you want?"

Xiao Chi turned it off.

Hmm...go to do the laundry...