Undead Revenge House

Xiao Chi: "To be honest, you really have great potential as a shou! Tsundere shou! Do you want to think about it?"

Zhang Qizhen: "Reverse CP was struck by lightning!"

Xiao Chi: "I'm official!"

Because of the pretended tallness and the silicone fat of this body, even if Xiao Yanjin is just walking on the road at this time, he has received a high degree of attention that is different from before.

After being thankfully cleaned up before, it was so beautiful that it was eye-catching, and it received a lot of admiration or envy from many people.But now, there are pairs of eyes looking at strange animals.

They were all being watched by others, but no matter what the reason was, Xiao Yanjin still felt at a loss and felt a little awkward. Fortunately, the place Xiao Yanjin and Zhang Qizhen agreed on was not too crowded.

I saw Xiao Yanjin walking more and more remote, because he knew that his cash balance was running out, and when he went back this time, Xiao Yanjin paid another month's salary in advance, because he had money in hand, and because the agreed place was in the suburbs. It is too much effort to go to the suburbs with this "fat body", so Xiao Yanjin chose without hesitation... Squeeze the bus!

Yes!Even though the door of the bus was so small that he could barely squeeze in, Xiao Yanjin still chose to ask the driver to open the back door for him, get on the bus through the back door, squeeze the bus to a stop near the suburbs, then get off the bus and walk to the agreed place.

It's not that he saves much, but he really feels that if he always lives on the basic salary in advance from month to month, he will always have a feeling that he will sell his body to "Revenge of the Undead" because of this little money. House" feeling, after all, you owe people money!

Also because of Xiao Yanjin's difficult "fat body", Xiao Yanjin, who has never been embarrassed by others because of his body, was embarrassed by the flight attendant once when he got off the bus. The reason is that he occupies too much space. I hope he can Buy another ticket.

Xiao Yanjin thought it was ridiculous when she heard it, but even if she was "fat", she would occupy two of your positions... OK!He also felt that it was too much to occupy two seats. Not only did he think it was too much, the expressions of the other passengers looking at his figure seemed to agree with the flight attendant's words.

So Xiao Yanjin didn't even argue, and honestly paid the two people's share.

During this journey, Xiao Yanjin felt for the first time how difficult it is to be a fat person. If you meet someone who is really that fat in the future, help...

There must be nothing to help, after all, he is so poor, can he still help pay half of the car fare?

But at least, he can control his eyes and not let himself look at others like a cherished animal, because this feeling is really uncomfortable.

The place Zhang Qizhen and Xiao Yanjin agreed on was on a small slope in the suburbs.

That place was originally a favorite camping place for residents of WL City, especially in spring, or just after spring and before summer, such as now?

When the weather hasn't really warmed up yet.The sun is not very strong, and the wind brings a little shade, but it doesn't make people feel cold. It is most suitable for picnics.

It would be even better in autumn, except that there is an old ginkgo tree planted on the slope where Xiao Yanjin is going at this time, and there are also many ginkgo trees planted near the slope. When the leaves fall in autumn, Large pieces of fallen leaves will fall on the grass, which looks golden from a distance, but it is also unique.

It is precisely because of these ginkgo trees that there have always been a lot of tourists who came to watch in the past, and many wooden houses have been built around for the convenience of tourists viewing the scenery at night. There are colorful lights under the ginkgo trees. It is even more special to illuminate the ginkgo tree.

It's just that I don't know the specific reason later, the most popular one is that the wooden house has been haunted by resentful spirits since when. In short, from the beginning, the residents of WL City who have been used to it for a long time didn't take it seriously, and still how to do it How did it come? Gradually, no one came.

Xiao Yanjin was walking on the road to the soil slope, panting because of the silica gel weighing dozens of kilograms on her body, and at the same time began to feel grateful for her own wisdom.

Fortunately, the agreed place was only on a hillside. If it was on a hillside, he might die on the way to the hillside without waiting for him to climb up the hillside.

After successfully walking up the slope, Xiao Yanjin saw the already familiar figure under the ginkgo tree from a distance.

Zhang Qizhen was wearing a dark gray short-sleeved T-shirt and black trousers today.When Xiao Yanjin saw him, he was turning his back to Xiao Yanjin's direction, and looked up at the ginkgo tree directly above his head, as if he felt bored.

Soon, he lowered his head again, looking left and right, wondering what he was looking at.

It has been three days since Xiao Yanjin saw her from afar, and she was still waiting for her figure at this place. Suddenly, she felt that this journey was not in vain. Unclear smile.

He dragged his already exhausted body, but deliberately accelerated the angle, and walked behind Zhang Qizhen.

He doesn't like the way of getting along with him when he goes up and shouts, maybe it's because he didn't have a good playmate with him since he was a child!

Seeing that there were still people waiting for him at this moment, he unconsciously approached Zhang Qizhen quickly and deliberately lowered his voice.

His prediction is beautiful, but also very naive, gently cup your eyes, and guess who I am...

Thinking about it, it feels a bit like a couple, although this person is not in a relationship with him.But... hee hee, it doesn't matter, it's not too much!

It's just that he didn't expect that he had just walked behind Zhang Qizhen and was about to start, Zhang Qizhen had already sensed the breath of the huge body behind him, and immediately turned around vigilantly, almost staring at him.

"Wow!"

Looking at it this way, it was terrible, Zhang Qi was really scared, there was no one standing behind him!This is simply standing behind a wall!

Zhang Qizhen, who originally planned to rely on skill and aura to intimidate the person behind him who was approaching him quietly, for some unknown purpose, but he was sure "nothing good", was immediately taken aback by the opponent's huge body, This kid, this weight, said there is no 150 kg!Kilogram! !Kilogram! !He doesn't even believe it!Can't afford to provoke!

"Feel sorry……"

Did Zhang Qi even apologize?for what?Why should he apologize for doing nothing wrong?But these are not within the scope of Zhang Qizhen's thinking at the moment.

He dropped these two words, Zhang Qizhen, whose eyes were still quite fierce when he turned back, lowered his head and walked towards the wooden house where he had lived for three days. Associate the "big fat man" in front of him with his younger brother Xiao Yanjin.

"Hey! Hey! Come back!"

Seeing this, Xiao Yanjin frowned slightly, and said "Aw" at Zhang Qichen who was about to leave at "Ceng Ceng Ceng". He just remembered that when he came out, Xie Tian changed it for him once. voice.

Moreover, a bottle of the voice-changing potion was added to him, which was in the suitcase he brought over.

At this moment, his voice is no longer his usual voice, but it has completely become a fat man should have, a thick, muddy and powerful voice that seems to be able to burst his chest by his own lung capacity...

"Bah, bah, bah! I'm Xiao Yanjin!"

Xiao Yanjin no longer expected Zhang Qizhi to recognize him just by looking at his appearance or voice, and directly reported his name.

Sure enough, upon hearing these words, Zhang Qizhen, who was planning to leave, stopped in his tracks.

He turned his head back and glanced at Xiao Yanjin, first he was puzzled, then doubted, and finally completely unbelievable.

Xiao Yanjin also clearly saw the distrust in his eyes, and then took the initiative to take off the whole piece on his head, revealing the "small" head that was much smaller than the big head he was wearing just now.

Fortunately, Xiao Yanjin's height is basically under his feet. If this is superimposed and a wig is put on his head, then after tearing off the mask at this moment, what he sees may not be what he sees now. It must be that the whole head was taken off directly, and that picture, thinking about it, is so unbearable to look directly at...

"Xiao Yanjin?"

Zhang Qizhen looked at his brother's small head on the tall body, frowned again, and asked, "Who are you scaring by pretending to be a ghost in broad daylight!"

Xiao Yanjin's focus was distorted again, and said: "Shouldn't I just scare you? Who else can I scare? And I'm not pretending to be a ghost! Even if I disguise myself as a fat man, it should be a human being!

And I think that this face is quite handsome, you don't know, but the way I came here, the rate of turning heads is much higher than usual. "

Zhang Qi said lightly, "Oh! People treat you as a rare animal, but you think they are fooled by your beauty!"

Xiao Yanjin was not surprised by Zhang Qizhen's attitude at all, and was even more expected by this answer. He asked back, "How do you know?"

Zhang Qizhen was originally a person who was willing to say something to everyone, but this time, twice, and again and again, he couldn't please Xiao Yanjin. Now seeing Xiao Yanjin's smiling face again, it is obvious that What he said was intentional, so that he could beat him back and forth!

Knowing that he had been duped, Zhang Qizhen's expression became even worse. He rolled his eyes, and he didn't want to discuss this issue with Xiao Yanjin anymore. Not only this issue, but also any other issues, any words, he didn't want to talk to him for the time being. Turn around and walk in the direction of the wooden house you planned to go to just now.

"Hey!" Xiao Yanjin asked while catching up: "Why are you leaving? Don't ignore me! Hey! You used the word "beautiful" to describe me just now!Seriously, do you also think that I am actually pretty good-looking? "

Zhang Qizhen turned his back to Xiao Yanjin, his mind was full of anger, but he had nothing to say. He always felt that if he replied to Xiao Yanjin, Xiao Yanjin would definitely use more words to scold him back. .

Sometimes he even wondered if the names of the two of them had been reversed since childhood?

In fact, Xiao Yanjin should be called Zhang Qizhen!Really deceptive too much!He is the only one who is being bullied!

But as he walked, the chirping and chirping just now gradually disappeared from his ears.

Some people are always noisy around you, but you don't pay much attention to them, or you don't want to pay attention to them, but the more such a person who is always noisy, suddenly quiet, it will arouse your anxiety Notice.

Just like Zhang Qizhen at this time, when the voice in his ear suddenly disappeared and became quiet, he turned his head back.Then, he saw that Xiao Yanjin had been thrown tens of meters away by him.

The suit he was wearing was too thick and heavy, not to mention that he was carrying a suitcase under such circumstances.

Thankfully, no matter how exquisite the silicone technology is, so exquisite that the pores of each one are really drilled and can be vented, but in this late spring and early summer weather, it is still too hot and heavy.

Xiao Yanjin dragged this thing for a long distance, and when he saw Zhang Qizhen for the first time, he was still able to gather his breath and rush forward because of the good mood that Zhang Qizhen was waiting for him At this moment, Zhang Qi didn't even pay attention to him, and the anger dissipated all of a sudden, and after it was completely dissipated, the feeling of loss of strength followed one after another...

Although Zhang Qizhen didn't know the specific condition of Xiao Yanjin at the moment, it could also be because he didn't pay attention to his physical condition at all because of his behavior and words when he picked it up just now, but he couldn't ignore it at this time. .

The sweat beads on the face not far away were so obvious that they could almost be called leaking, and the heavy breathing that could still be heard even after such a long distance apart made Zhang Qi even realize that his family The brother's situation at this time is very wrong.

Zhang Qizhen stopped, and stood not far away waiting for Xiao Yanjin to come over. Xiao Yanjin was already prepared to leave Zhang Qizhen with this awkward personality, so he kept his head down as he walked, until he was about to bump into him. Zhang Qi was very surprised, and then he raised his head in surprise, and then, whether it was intentional or not, a sweet smile floated up.

"What's wrong? Let's go?!"

Zhang Qizhen: "..."

Seeing that Zhang Qizhen still did not leave, Xiao Yanjin added: "Your things are all in the wooden house over there, right? Hurry up and pack up your things and take them with you, maybe you can catch the last bus to Yh city today bus."

Zhang Qizhen didn't think much of it at first, but when he heard that Xiao Yanjin was going to drive the car now, his brows were subconsciously restrained.

"Why are you going! What kind of car are you driving? I'm not leaving today!"

Xiao Yanjin froze for a moment, the few words he said before were all intentionally teasing Zhang Qizhen, it is understandable for Zhang Qizhen to be angry, but now he is talking about business!Why is he angry too?

Xiao Yanjin twitched the corner of her mouth, and said with some embarrassment: "Ah? What's the matter?"

Zhang Qizhen said, "I'm not leaving today, I'll just stay here for one night and leave tomorrow."

"Oh……"

Xiao Yanjin didn't object at all. After all, he really didn't have much strength. If he could rest here for a day before leaving, and give him enough time to recover his strength, why not do it?

But Zhang Qizhen, who only heard Xiao Yanjin's one-word reply, became even more difficult to look at. What did he even think this person meant?

It doesn't matter whether you go or not, it's just a matter of your own words?He doesn't even need to have a mind of his own?Is it enough to just listen?

Zhang Qi became inexplicably upset again. Xiao Yanjin's outfit, which he hadn't felt much just now, seemed to become even more glaring in his eyes.

He said: "Oh what? I said stop, what are you still wearing this heavy thing on? Take it off quickly!

And isn't it just to go to Yh City again?Still carrying such a heavy thing?What do you want to lose weight?Who are you going to lose weight for? "

When listening to the first few sentences, Xiao Yanjin actually wanted to say it, because thank God they said that it is not easy to be recognized by others, but when hearing the next sentence, the few sentences that I wanted to explain just now The son just didn't want to say it a little bit, and when he realized it, another sentence had already blurted out...

"Let me show you..."

In an instant, Zhang Qizhen, who had been complaining non-stop just now, became quiet in an instant, and Xiao Yanjin seemed to have said everything he wanted to say, and did not continue to speak, and the atmosphere fell into a sudden There was silence, only the breeze blowing through the ginkgo trees, and the sound of "rustling" came...

After a long silence, Zhang Qizhen finally found his voice again.

"Hurry up and take off this outfit, I'll see it!"

As he spoke, he didn't know if it was to cover up his embarrassment, but he went up directly, and planned to help Xiao Yanjin peel off this super thick "skin" without any hassle.

After all, there is still a distance from here to the wooden house. At Xiao Yanjin's speed, how long will it take to enter the house?

But he never thought that his hand had just pulled a "muscle" on Xiao Yanjin's body, and Xiao Yanjin instead grabbed Zhang Qizhen's outstretched hand with his backhand.

"Don't, don't! Don't be here!"

Zhang Qizhen said: "They all belong to big men, and there are no outsiders here, what are you afraid of?"

After speaking, she lifted off Xiao Yanjin's clothes that were as big as a bed sheet.Then, he began to pull the "fat" on Xiao Yanjin's abdomen.

These "muscles" and "skins" are all casted by spells. Of course Zhang Qizhen knows that if he is suddenly asked to pull the face of a stranger, he may not be able to find out immediately. It may not be possible to unravel it immediately, but Zhang Qizhen, who knew all this clearly and watched Xiao Yanjin tear his "face" several times with his own eyes, observed a little, and immediately found a way to unravel this spell.

He raised his finger, and drew a few times towards Xiao Yanjin's muscles from the air.Soon, the silica gel that was originally attached to Xiao Yanjin's body loosened, and it was a breeze to tear it off later, and all the silica gel could be removed in a short time.

It's just that he didn't expect that the "fat" on the abdomen was connected with the "fat" near the base of the legs. This stretch, from the belly to the silicone meat below...

Of course it was all torn off, and because it was all torn off, Zhang Qizhen really... didn't know where to look with his eyes...

He only glanced at it, and immediately looked elsewhere. He thought that the reason why he had feelings for Xiao Yanjin that were different from other people was because Xiao Yanjin was a girl at that time. appeared before him.

A big man likes such a flowery girl, even if she can be called his student, but they are not much different in age after all. It is normal for a man to like a woman!

But at this moment, he has clearly realized that the person in front of him is not a girl, and this person is still the younger brother he has been looking for for many years. When he lowered his exposed body, a gust of hot air still rushed up, soaring upwards, instantly burning his entire ears...

"You, you, you..." Zhang Qizhen stammered for a long time before uttering a complete sentence: "Why are you not wearing clothes inside!"

Xiao Yanjin was silent for a moment... He was embarrassed just now because Zhang Qizhen suddenly pulled the silicone on his body, but now seeing Zhang Qizhen so uncomfortable, he felt at ease instead.

Xiao Yanjin was mischievous, added two more sentences to what Zhang Qizhen said to him just now, and returned it to Zhang Qizhen.

"This is a disguise! Have you ever heard of a costume drama where you have to put another layer of clothes on the face to be pasted before changing your appearance?

Don't Yishang and Yishang have the same meaning?Besides, they all belong to the elders, and there are no outsiders here, so what are you afraid of? "

The author says:

The next chapter preview: "What are you doing? Are you playing hooligans?"

"Excuse me, excuse me."

"what!!"

"Xiao Yanjin!"

Xiao Chi turned it off.Reverse CP It is impossible to reverse CP, and it is impossible in this life, unless Zhang Qizhen takes the initiative to exchange shou for an old attack.

Xiao Yanjin: "Tell me what you wrote in the last few chapters! I feel that the writing in these chapters is nonsense. Does it have anything to do with the main plot?"

Xiao Chi: "As a shou, you can't just focus on the main plot, the relationship between you and your old Gong also needs to be improved."

Xiao Yanjin: "There are a lot of stories in the episodes that promote feelings in the world. So what do you mean by these last few chapters?"

Xiao Chi: "Okay! Actually, I've been quite curious about Lu Bansuo recently."

Xiao Yanjin: "..." Does this have anything to do with the plot?

Xiao Chi: "Lubansuo, you know it! It's the kind of wooden strips that are stacked one by one or one by one. It looks like a tight fit, but in fact there is a universe inside after you take it apart, and you can hide things."

Xiao Yanjin: "I know! Get to the point!"

Xiao Chi: "What's the point? I've finished talking, anyway, I've hidden something in these chapters."

Xiao Yanjin: "What? A glimmer of life? Zhang Qichen's face-changing? What else?"

Xiao Chi: "..." You know all about it and still ask me!