my wife prison temple

It has been almost two weeks since Yuji Temple lived here, and Yuuki felt that something was wrong the more she looked at it, but with her small head, she couldn't tell the difference between a lie and the truth, so she decided to observe Jijiuji's every move carefully. Every movement, front, back, left, and right must be recorded, and no clues can be missed.

However, what is said is what is said, what is done is what is the result... In fact, you should know after thinking about it.

Yuuki's room——

After dinner, Yuuki took the initiative to ask the prison temple to teach her homework. She originally wanted to make him let go of his guard and take the opportunity to observe, but under that kind of pressure, she didn't have the extra energy to peek, so Yuuki The first plan failed.

However, today Yuuki unexpectedly finished her homework very early. Of course, this is also due to the lack of homework assigned. After half an hour of preview work, Yuuki was released by the Prison Temple. She looked at the wall clock, It's only 08:30, and it's still a long time before going to bed.

Now that there is plenty of time, this great opportunity cannot be missed.

Yuuki, who was about to leave after seeing Gokuji tidy up the books on the table, suddenly stopped him: "Wait! Where are you going?"

"Miss, don't you want to play games? I'll go back to my room so I won't bother you, but please play games in moderation, and I have to get up early tomorrow."

Yuuki thought how long it would be before he could take care of it, so he made a grimace in his heart, although he was awkward when he was around, which led to more operation errors during the game, but today he can't be let go no matter what. Knowing what weird and dangerous things he was doing when she didn't know, Yuuki said, "Do I allow you to go? You can't leave here without my order. First go under the TV cabinet and help me get it." Bring some snacks."

Daigaji brought the snacks, and respectfully tore open the package for her, and then poured the snacks into the glass container in front of the computer desk, Yuuki ordered him to stand in front of the window, not to move without her order, like a statue Just stick there.

Gokuji obediently stood in front of the window, then turned right 45 degrees, looked at Yuuki who was typing on the computer, and stood still.

"...Who told you to look at me!" Stared at by that straight gaze without saying a word, the female warrior controlled by Yuuki was hacked to death by the monster, "Turn around! Stand facing the door, don't put face me!"

After receiving the order, the Prison Temple turned 45 degrees to face the gate, still not saying a word, not squinting, not turning the eyeballs, and even the ups and downs of the chest could not be seen, it seemed that it was really a lifeless statue .

Yuuki sat in front of the computer desk, and there was a straight-line distance of [-] centimeters from the prison temple on the left front.She was playing online games, and glanced there from time to time, but she didn't know that these little tricks were actually discovered by the prison temple.

The only memories in the room were the majestic BGM coming from the two speakers, the intense sound effects of slashing monsters and being slashed, and the sound of fast typing on the keyboard. Neither of them spoke, and they stood in a stalemate for more than half an hour.

During this period of time, both of them were actually quite nervous.

Although Yuuki suspects that the prison temple is not a robot, she is also worried about being confirmed by herself. If it is really a person, it will be like a shooting star suddenly appearing to her. When she just wanted to make a wish, she found out that it was Shocked and desperate like a meteor crashing into her home, she would definitely faint on the spot immediately, maybe she would just sleep forever... No, she might as well just not wake up like this, she didn't want to live in the same room with a man at all. The eaves, even "once" are very annoying.

Prison Temple already expected Yuuki to have doubts about his identity, but simply ordering him not to move is not at all difficult. You must know that the training of a killer is not just to shoot and kill, it is like holding your breath for dozens of hours. In fact, it is also a must-do training, but I don’t know if the kid will come up with some bad ideas. To be honest, I can’t guess what is going on in her head. It is because her IQ is below the normal value.

However, looking from Yuuki's side, Gokuji didn't move, didn't even blink his eyes, didn't seem to even breathe, as if time stood still in that small area, if he didn't see the clouds floating outside the window Gradually covering up the nearly full moon, I really can't notice the fact that time is still flowing.

Yuuki felt a little relieved, it seemed quite difficult to keep people still for such a long time, but the doubts in her heart were still not dispelled, so she simply quit the online game, went to the desk and found a sketchbook, and then pulled the swivel chair to the In front of the prison temple, he spread his book and sat down.

She was holding a charcoal pencil and looked like she was planning to draw a sketch. Needless to say, the model must be Guji...but in the end it wasn't like that.

At first, she really planned to draw him, but Yuuki scratched her head after making a crooked face outline, and gave up.And standing in front of her was the prison temple who had been watching her cautiously from the corner of her eye. Seeing the "face" that was smudged with a few strokes and smeared black with palms, he cursed in his heart. If you don’t know how to draw, kid, don’t draw. If I look like this, you’ll be blind or handicapped. It’s almost like vomiting blood.

Yuuki doesn't know how to draw, even more so than Prison Temple ten years ago. It can be seen from the sketchbook that the cover is covered with dust and the inside pages are brand-new that she has never drawn much at all. What kind of interest did you want to draw?Could it be that he wanted to qi the Prison Temple, let's see the reaction?

Of course not, Yuuki knows that she is not good at drawing, so she is not very willing to draw, so naturally there is no possibility of improvement, she will think of drawing this time, simply because she thinks that she just stands in front of the prison temple and meets his eyes The eyes are so stupid, I need to find something to do. When it comes to being able to watch and do things, the one that doesn’t feel unsuitable is of course painting. It’s actually very suitable to use him as a model, but it’s a pity that I can’t draw well...

Yuuki found an eraser to erase that failure, but the result became blacker and blacker, and it became a big black blob. Later she found that the eraser she used was not an art eraser, and it couldn't be wiped clean at all. Unfortunately, there were no expired slices of bread at home. Thinking of failing, Yuuki set her goal on the night view outside the window.

Looking up, looking at the prison temple, looking at the window behind the prison temple, lowering the head to draw a few strokes, repeating such a monotonous tetralogy, every time Yuuki raised his head, he felt something strange, but he couldn't tell, anyway, standing in front of him The object in his body really didn't change at all, and he didn't make any small movements up and down. Even if he was so close, he didn't even look at himself, and kept looking at the door dully. What's so interesting about the door, he's so stupid .

Yuuki's mind wandered, the moon under her hand was turned into a lotus pod like a sesame seed cake, thin clouds turned into chewing gum, and the stars all over the sky mutated into small black holes.

Finally, Yuuki threw away the charcoal pencil and the sketchbook, stood up and looked up, and shouted at the idiot-like prison temple: "You moved just now, didn't you! You definitely moved, didn't you!...... It's so annoying, it's all because you are moving around, you can't draw well at all!"

Yuuki was purely trying to shirk responsibility for drawing exceptionally badly every time, but in fact, the moving things Yuuki saw were just the stars, moon, and clouds outside the window.

But if you really want to talk about moving, the prison temple has indeed moved, but it is only a very small breathing movement. He has 12 points of confidence that he will not be noticed by this brat. Cold sweat dripped down. After all, the disguise was so good, how could it be discovered?Could it be that his technology has regressed after being comfortable for too long?But soon relieved to know that she was throwing a tantrum.

Still unable to catch conclusive evidence, Yuuki brought the small glass plate over, turned the swivel chair left and right, looked at the prison temple while eating, suddenly rushed to the door as if thinking of something, opened the door and Turning around and ordering him absolutely not to move, he ran away.

"I haven't played enough..." Prison Temple blinked the eyes that hadn't moved for two hours, and after a short rest, he turned back into a stone man.

Three minutes later, Yuuki came back with a magnet. She took the magnet and scanned the prison temple from top to bottom. Because of the height difference, Yuuki accidentally knocked the magnet on his head when sweeping over his head. , although I felt a little sorry, but seeing that the prison temple looked all right, I didn't take it to heart, and continued her "destruction of the great cause".Prison Temple was very upset when it was knocked on, but in order not to reveal its identity and could not attack, it suppressed its anger and the perfect state of the statue was preserved.

It is true that electronic products cannot be put together with magnets, but in fact, such a small piece will not work at all. Even if you really took a big piece, prison temple can say that their series has used a new insulating layer, which is completely There is no need to worry about the magnetic field, let alone the prison temple is not a robot, so it is impossible to be affected.

When Yuuki was wondering why nothing had changed, the wall clock showed that it was eleven o'clock.Although she hadn't played enough games yet, Yuuki felt very tired, probably because she was too tired from looking at the machine, so she withdrew the order to let the prison temple go back to the room, but before he left, Yuuki still asked Sentence: "There is nothing wrong with you?"

"No. Miss, this kind of small magnet won't let me break down." Gokuji said good night with a smile and left Yuuki's room.

Yuuki threw the magnet into the trash can depressedly, and then she went to take a shower and sleep after a while, but she lay on the bed and couldn't fall asleep, and finally got into the quilt with the PSP, and started to sleep. I don't know when I fell asleep.

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-The small teaching theater of the prison temple teacher-

Q: "Liberation Daily"... As the new year approaches in 2012, both the East and the West are paying attention to a common topic: _________.

A. Will human civilization really be destroyed? B. Is there any solid scientific basis for "the end of the world"? C. Will the earth be destroyed one day? D. Is the earth really about to face a catastrophe?

A: E. The correct answer

Prison Temple: Choose one out of four, where did you get the fifth one...

Yuuki: I can't help it, I haven't read "Liberation Daily", this question is too deceitful. [stand hands]

Prison Temple: ... [knocks her head]

Author: This happened before [-] o'clock, so this topic is actually very idiotic ==