What Do I Want to Do with This Magnificent Beauty?

New Year's Eve.

At this time, the atmosphere of the New Year is quite strong. Although it is not yet the statutory holiday, but it coincides with the weekend, many Chinese people choose to spend it with their relatives and friends.

Quyitai had released a notice long ago, saying that tonight Qishejiang would make a stunning appearance with his children's book.

This is the program that everyone has been looking forward to for a long time. After reading the trailer, I remembered it. I don't know if it is an exaggeration.

It’s not about false propaganda, it’s just that it might be the kind of thing that surprises the insider, but makes the outsider look dumbfounded.After all, the previous aria was still mixed with popular songs.

There were also some audience members who didn't know what was going on and thought they were going to sing "Why the West Chamber".

At eight o'clock, the evening party of Quyitai began.

No.15 minutes, "A Heroes" also started.

"Tune the channel, Mom, I want to watch Quyi Channel."

"? Crazy you, watch Quyi Taiwan."

"What's the matter, I want to see!"

"Son, what happened to you recently, you have never watched Quyi TV for more than 20 years."

……

"Grandpa, I'll watch Quyi TV with you tonight."

"Little Treasure, what's wrong with you? Is your phone broken? Grandpa will fix it for you."

"...What, I just want to see what Qishejiang is singing."

……

Similar conversations occur in many families. The elders want to watch something fashionable, but some young people who like to surf the Internet ask to tune to Quyi TV to watch some Quyi Spring Festival Gala.

When Qishejiang came out, he sang the excerpts of "Ten Questions and Ten Answers" with a three-string accompaniment, which was faster than the first quarter of the Peking Opera.

——Those opera actors tonight also show off their skills, and they specially urged the board to sing faster.

But compared to Qishejiang's part, his part is still more scary. After all, he is a cross talk actor by profession, and he doesn't know how eloquent he is.

In order to catch up with Qishejiang's singing speed, the subtitles switched quickly. If you were watching it on your mobile phone, you would hardly be able to see what the subtitles were writing without pausing!

At such a speed, Qishejiang can actually sing with wide and tight vocals, the ups and downs reflect full of emotions, and the melody is so brisk and rhyme. After singing a long section, the audience will not feel as uncomfortable as holding their breath, but I feel excited!Fun!

Therefore, there is another Zhang Yue who is the hero in the secret, and he slightly changed the melody, which is especially catchy, so that audiences who are not interested in folk art can understand and love it.

After the big guys in front of the TV watched it, they were all full of praise. It was different from what they thought before. They didn't need to know folk art, they could hear it well and taste it:

"It sounds so good! And this young man sings so well, so many words come out smoothly, and they are still clear."

"Oh my God, I struggled to read it slowly and gasped for breath several times. How did he sing it?!"

"What is the limit of the human body, I can't even read the subtitles."

"What's the matter with the mysterious melody, and it does have a Beijing rhyme feel, more lively, shit, I want to listen to the full version."

"Look, the lines have already come out on the Internet, and I'll read them too. On the right side of the tent, poke a mouthful of heavy nines, three stops, and irons, and a cold-eyed giant blue and white Yanyuelong swallow... Ah, no, no, I'm going to suffocate!"

"It's hard to even read, let alone rap! I feel like I can't find where he changed his breath?"

There is another important point, Qishejiang's style is so simple.He caught all the famous artists in front of him firmly, and surprised the audience!

……

Qishejiang sang "Ten Questions and Ten Answers" just to show off his skills, just to make a big splash, and he really did it.

After singing a section, Zidi Shu became famous.

The next day, the Internet was full of discussions about this paragraph. Both netizens and folks in the folk arts circle praised it unanimously. After all, this is so brilliant. I want to challenge you to weigh whether you can read this paragraph. ?

Quyi Spring Festival Gala has not had such a topic for a long time, and those who have not seen it can see excerpts everywhere.

Even the imitation video came out, and he read and recited the whole passage, which was closer to Qishejiang's speed than anyone else.

Some people also cut out some similar virtuoso arias from other operas to make a collection, and the number of clicks and reposts is also quite high.

This real technology shocked everyone to go to Xia Yiwei's weibo to post rainbow farts. After all, Qishejiang didn't have a weibo.

[Seek the whole story, sincerely ask for the whole story! 】

[Last night's "A Gathering of Heroes", it can be said that Jesse is not inferior to the famous ones!This episode is really popular, I have always liked to listen to Beijing opera, this episode is so exciting and hearty! 】

[I want to talk about how Qishejiang evolved from a vase to an antique vase in less than a year... What kind of lost fairy art is it? It's so beautiful! 】

In the past, Qishejiang was asked to open Weibo. One was that he couldn't play it well, and the other was that he was not used to the current communication method.

But it's different now. Because of the overwhelming response, Qishejiang was inspired and decided to open a weibo to promote Zidishu, which was dedicated to sharing information about cross talk performances and arias from Zidishu.

Qishejiang registered on Weibo, and Li Jing authenticated him.

At this time, the training for "Mandarin Duck Buckle" was over, and they were waiting at home for a few days to celebrate the New Year. Xia Yiwei and Qi Guangling helped to shoot and light the other, while Qi Shejiang sat in his study and spent two whole days In just one day, I recorded all 22 chapters of "Book of Disciples".

In these 22 chapters, there are many excerpts similar to Qishejiang's party. This similarity means that the difficulty is similar, and the lyrics are also dense, but the singing is not the same, and the rest are quite charming.

Qishejiang first shared one to five times.

From ordinary netizens to peers in the folk arts industry, they enthusiastically forwarded it.

Warmly welcome that Jesse finally has an online social platform to communicate directly with everyone, and also shared the first five good chapters of "Ten Questions and Ten Answers".

For the artists of Dagushu, it even completed their part of the fragments. After Qishejiang sent them out, they could completely change them into Guqu.

Of course, it is more likely to be those people who yelled "My husband, you are here"...

……

In the Internet age, another hot spot will soon replace it, especially at the end of the year.

But it's not someone else, it's Qishejiang himself...

Zhang Yue's previously recorded program was also broadcast.

The passage where he questioned Mr. Wang was broadcast without cutting a word, and it was especially touching to eat with Mr. Wang's wonderful expression.

Netizens repeatedly called Qishejiang poisonous, why even Zhang Yue would help him hate others!

Some people cut out Zhang Yue's last sentence "Did you get up this morning and recite your words?" and dubbed it into something like "Did you get up this morning and recite your words"...

The general public discussed enthusiastically why Zhang Yue did this.

Everyone slept together on the show anyway, maybe Zhang Yue just couldn't let go of face, in fact, he still agreed with Yide who was aligned with Shejiang in his heart, and his temper was so hot, couldn't he see someone tearing up Shejiang?

After all, Zhang Yue still looked dissatisfied with being pulled together with Qishejiang (not at all).

Otherwise, it really can only be a Gu, or because Lin Yang's 100% slap in the face affects too wide a range, he won't be able to escape if he touches it...

Of course, among the countless analyses, there is also such a strange voice:

[Falling in love and killing each other is true!Only I can scold Qi Jiexi, and I will scold whoever scolds him!Ahhhhh I got it for real! 】

[I declare that I am not La Lang anymore!have!sugar! 】

Because Qishejiang only shared videos on weibo, Zhang Yue didn't respond when he was on vacation, and the netizens left after guessing for a while.

Qishejiang's family's New Year's Eve dinner was ordered from a restaurant, Xia Yiwei only cooked a cold dish, she didn't know anything else, but Qi Guangling could make dumplings.

There are all kinds of dishes on the Qi family’s dining table, not to mention Xia Yiwei, who is of mixed race, Qi Guangling was born in Yangzhou and named Guangling. , sweet-scented osmanthus lotus root, a wide variety.

The relatives of Qi Guangling's family are also staying in different places. The elders of the previous generation are gone, and it is difficult for the current generation to get together. They only use video greetings to connect with each other. Only three members of the family eat together for the New Year's Eve dinner.

Qishejiang hasn't had a "reunion dinner" for many years. When he was a child, people in the same team ate it together. Later, his father passed away, and eating with his master and juniors was considered a joy. Afterwards, it was deserted for many years .

This year, although there were few people, watching Xia Yiwei, who was singing and recording blessing videos, and Qi Guangling, who was arranging plates and pouring drinks, everything around him was brand new, but Qishejiang felt the long-lost warmth of reunion.

"In the new year, I wish Jesse's cross talk career to reach new heights and successfully promote the children's book." Xia Yiwei raised his glass to congratulate.

"I also wish you eternal youth, and daddy all the best." Qishejiang drank warm water and had a drink with them, with a smile that came from the bottom of his heart all the time.

They watch TV while eating.The New Year's Eve Spring Festival Gala has long been quite ordinary to other people, but to Qishejiang, it is extremely fresh.

Xia Yiwei and Qi Guangling hadn’t watched the Spring Festival Gala for many years. Seeing their son watching it with such concentration, they would comment a few words from time to time, and they watched it together without knowing it. .

After twelve o'clock, the new year begins.

The people on the TV wished each other New Year's greetings, and Qishejiang also paid New Year's greetings with his parents. Then he took out his mobile phone and sent Zhang Yue a New Year's greeting on WeChat.

After about 5 minutes, Zhang Yue replied: Happy New Year.

Immediately afterwards: Are you at home?

Qishejiang: Yes.

Zhang Yue entered for a long time before a few words popped up on the screen: Come out?

Qishejiang pondered for a while, and before he returned, Zhang Yue added, "Come out for a walk?"the weather is nice today.

No matter how nice the weather is, it's already midnight.

Qishejiang hesitated for a while, but still agreed. He was afraid that Zhang Yue would be depressed after the Chinese New Year.

"Zhang Yue asked me to go out for a walk." Qishejiang honestly and Xia Yiwei reported.

Xia Yiwei was a bit picky, and when he was putting on his shoes at the door, he put his waist down and said, "Everyone who runs a band is weird. If he asks you to swim in winter or run naked, don't agree."

Qishejiang: "..."

After meeting Zhang Yue, Qishejiang realized that there were many people outside.

It may also be because they met in the bustling area of ​​the city. The streets are full of relatives, friends, boyfriends and girlfriends, or they just finished a carnival, or just went out to play.

There are also many merchants who are still sticking to their posts during the new year.

Qishejiang was wearing a hat and scarf and wrapped himself up thickly. In fact, he was already a little hot, but he was quite recognizable now.

Zhang Yue, who came to meet him, was also fully armed.

"Happy New Year." Qishejiang cupped his hands and said hello face to face.

He still clasped his fists, why is he so cute, what a jerk.

Zhang Yue muttered in his heart.

For those who celebrate the new year, his family is that kind of big family, from grandparents, uncles and aunts, dozens of people celebrate the new year together.But the more lively it was, the more he wanted to see Qishejiang when everyone went to bed after the countdown.

Even if it's face to face... a new year's greetings would be fine.

He took a long time to send a wechat invitation, and he regretted it after sending it. Qishejiang's routine is regular on weekdays. It's early in the morning, can he come out.

However, Qishejiang really agreed to him...

Zhang Yue's face was also buried in the scarf, and he put his hands in his pockets. After humming for a while, he stretched out his right hand. It turned out that he took a red envelope and handed it to Qishejiang.

"Thank you, do I still have the red envelope?" Qishejiang was holding the red envelope, a little unsure what the rules were, they were probably the same generation, and he didn't bring any red envelope himself, so how could he return the gift.

"I'll take it for you. Let's go, you've been abroad, don't know me well, I'll take you to have some supper." Seeing Qishejiang himself, Zhang Yue felt much better, not as scratching his heart with the dog's paw in front of him the noise.

Ahead is a commercial pedestrian street, brightly lit.

Qishejiang even saw the street performers still playing and singing on the guitar. After the gentle sound of the strings, familiar music sounded.It is Zhang Yue's "Autumn Water".

People passing by in twos and threes stopped to listen, Qishejiang couldn't move anymore, and stood outside listening to the song.

He also turned his head to Zhang Yue and said, "It's because of this song that I didn't hit you hard at the beginning."

Zhang Yue: "..."

Qishejiang: "Just kidding, it's actually because the scale of the TV station doesn't allow it."

Zhang Yue: "..."

In the current situation, when Qishejiang mentioned what happened at that time, he felt like dying.

Alas, it's cool to spray people for a while...

Qishejiang was still listening to the man singing carefully, and the forefoot of his left foot habitually tapped the beat.

Now let alone looking at his toes, Zhang Yue felt cute just looking at his nails, and said with a tickle: "I still sing the best."

Isn't this nonsense, original singer.

Zhang Yue looked at Qi Shejiang with a smile in his eyes. As his eyes blinked, his long eyelashes fluttered every time, as if scratching at the tip of his heart. His heart was boiling hot, and he suddenly raised his legs and ran forward.

Qishejiang was startled and tiptoed to look.

I saw Zhang Yue put a piece of 100 yuan in the piano box, and ran to the street performer and whispered a few words. The man was surprised and confused at first, but he moved aside and gestured politely.

Holding his microphone in hand, Zhang Yue opened his mouth to sing.

Qishejiang was a little uneasy at first, but when he opened his mouth, he felt relieved. He took a breath, stuffed his hands into his pockets, and quietly admired it.

Zhang Yue only said a few words, and the audience was already exclaimed the day before yesterday.

Even the artist next to him who was playing the guitar stared: This is too much like Zhang Yue!

But Zhang Yue won't come here to sing, will he?I might still do some shows in normal times, but now that it’s Chinese New Year’s Eve, it’s still at night, how can I.

But this person sang very similarly, and his aura was different from that of a wandering artist. He sang on this special night with the microphone in hand, which made people wandering in the middle of the night feel inexplicably moved.

"Autumn Water" is originally a song about love, and many couples cuddled up to each other while recording the video, enjoying it attentively.

Zhang Yue crossed the shoulders of the crowd, looked at Qishejiang who was standing outside, and sang gracefully.

"Autumn water flows from spring to winter, and the sea level doesn't seem to make any difference."

"You have counted 39 phoenix trees flying from the green mountains, and you only look at the frosty wind to this night."

"Temporarily borrow the wind and flowers to stop the snow and the moon, and turn it into an idiotic dream that cannot be dreamed by the side of the deer and banana."

"The geese in Xicheng can't call back 39 times plum blossoms are red, only meeting is written on the strings."

"..."

After a song, the lingering sound curled up, and the audience applauded sincerely.Although people with a good memory always feel that this singing is a bit different from the original lyrics?

Qishejiang stood outside the crowd, smiled slightly, and applauded the song he sang for himself.

Zhang Yue nodded to the street performer, then took off his hat and cheered to everyone, "Happy New Year."

Then, he jumped out like a rabbit, pulling Qishejiang and running away in minutes.

The rest of the audience who were still immersed in the singing and moved by it: "..."

what just happened? ? !