What Do I Want to Do with This Magnificent Beauty?

Topic: Who watched the interview with Zhang Yue

Content: I watched it three times in a row, and laughed so hard that I vomited. Zhang Yue’s reaction was unbelievable. He really wants to be a queen, right? 2333

1L: After reading it, I just don’t understand why he can’t be a queen

2L: Then I ran away in a fit of anger hahahahaha

3L: I wouldn't be happy if Zhang made an appointment!Why, my friend and I are so real, why should my partner come from behind

4L: I sympathize with Zhang Yue, but I also support Zheng Gong!

6L: Support plus one, let me first suppress the CP explosion of Qishejiang and his partner in the future, as long as they cooperate, there will be a steady stream of sugar, I am optimistic.

7L: Those who heard it were sad and those who heard it shed tears. I felt that Zhang Yue was going to be so angry with you that he would talk about cross talk across the industry.

8L is too late, and it will take three to five years to become a teacher. We Jesse can't stand alone for him for a few more years.

9L: Isn't it because of the instigation of netizens and reporters?It’s not much at first, the CP of each group is over, you insist on making a level, and make everyone a dwarf, so the competitive spirit can’t be aroused.A soldier who doesn't want to be a general is not a good soldier, and a concubine who doesn't want to be a queen is not a good concubine either.

10L: That is, men are afraid of entering the wrong line of work.

11L: Goddamn men are afraid of entering the wrong line of work. If they enter the wrong line of work, they won't be able to find a man.

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Qi Shejiang was wearing a costume, holding a long sword in his hand, and was on stilts, fighting with the soldiers.

This is a play within a play, and it is also Qi Shejiang's finale play. The plot is that He Lishu, the heroine of "Looking for Love Fish", fights with the shrimp soldiers and crab generals brought by the Dragon King in order to save the male lead.

He was stepping on seesaws, and was forced to retreat hastily by five or six soldiers. He saw the soldiers sweeping their spears away. In order to avoid this, Qishejiang jumped up and landed firmly on the wooden railing in front of the stage. !

In the past, the thin wooden railings in front of the stage in the opera garden were the best props for the actors to demonstrate their tricks.

Stepping on such shoes, jumping high, and landing firmly on the narrow wooden railings, was not an easy task for Qi Shejiang, but he still had to take a real shot.

This is already the third article. Thinking about Qishejiang still has a chance to come back, the real Xiao Yinyue and those Dan roles have no chance to come back on stage.

It had to be said that many days of hard training paid off, and this time Qishejiang got it right.After landing on target, the movement couldn't stop, the sword held a sword flower, walked on the railing on stilts, and stabbed the long sword at the same time, the soldiers were injured and retreated.

"Good! Beautiful!" The audience applauded loudly.

The crew outside the venue also breathed a sigh of relief, it was done.

Just hearing Tang Shuangqin's "cut", Qishejiang's role was declared over!

The applause continued for a long time, and this time it was all applauding together.

Qishejiang bowed to everyone and took off his seesaws.

"Take it easy." Tang Shuangqin stepped forward and supported Qishejiang, "It's been hard work."

"You know it's hard work, but you still arranged for me to finish this scene, what if I don't get too old." Qishejiang joked.

"I can't help it. This scene is also Xiao Yinyue's last scene in this theater. It fits your mood!" If Tang Shuangqin didn't say anything, the others didn't know why he arranged it like this. reason.

Qishejiang smiled and shook his head lightly.

"Okay, let's take off your makeup." Tang Shuangqin looked at him with satisfaction, "Wait, let's take a photo together. I hope we will have a chance to cooperate in the future."

Qishejiang also said: "Someday if you want to make a cross talk theme, you can find me."

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powder room.

"Master, how is your blind date going?" Qi Leyang asked Qi Shejiang who was taking off his makeup.

Qishejiang paused and glared at him, "What nonsense are you talking about?"

"Hey, the media is still talking about choosing a concubine!" Mo Sheng also said, "Isn't it like a blind date for you, or you are rushed at home, and you go to meet after work, and chat about your habits and preferences, even the family situation. To communicate, in order to spend more than ten or ten years together in the future, rushing to go for a long time. In my opinion, you are more serious than a blind date."

Qishejiang laughed, but he couldn't refute.

"I just hate Uncle Zhang so much..." Qi Leyang muttered, "Master, you are done, it's too hard, we see you playing Little Yinyue Master every day, it's so vivid! This is what Master taught you Is it?"

Since Qi Shejiang's apprenticeship "comes to light", everyone knows why he looks so similar to Xiao Yinyue. His "master" and Xiao Yinyue are bosom friends.

Qishejiang laughed it off, "Yes."

"Master, then the master didn't say anything, what little-known story about Little Master Yinyue?" Mo Sheng asked with winking eyebrows.

"Unknown? Not good." Qishejiang was talking, when he suddenly thought of something, "Ha, I know. There is something, a military commander in the provincial government invited Xiao Yinyue to a concert , and sang for three days. As a result, it was reported that his house was haunted. Until several years later, no one dared to live in that house. In fact, it was Xiao Yinyue who saw that his family was too bullying and dressed as a hanger in the troupe. The outfit of a dead ghost, walking in small steps to scare people. Even his wife doesn't know about it."

After he finished speaking, he looked at the expressions of Mo Sheng and Qi Leyang.

But I saw that the two of them had strange faces.

Mo Sheng even took out his phone, tapped it a few times, and said, "Master, don't talk about his wife now, my mother knows about it. This has been filmed in TV dramas!"

He showed Qishejiang the search page.

Qishejiang: "..."

Qishejiang said angrily: "Then there is nothing unknown."

Well, what happened to them at that time was all filmed into plays, written into books and put on the Internet.

Qishejiang has been on the crew of "Mandarin Duck Button" for the past few months, otherwise, with the explosive news before, all kinds of programs would be flocking to him, and Li Jing's phone number would be blown up.

Now that Qishejiang's role was finished, work came right after him.

After weighing it over, Li Jing gave him a music talk show, which was mainly to promote Qishejiang's children's book.It's not that he didn't find a program with more money and more popularity, but Li Jing picked this one for him.

This program is called "Water Tune Getou", the name is the name of the lyrics used, but most of the people on it are pop music, mainly to share music works, experience, stories behind them, singers' experience, etc., interspersed with several singing.

This time, he was able to invite Qi Shejiang to promote traditional art, of course not only because Zidi Shu was inherited from non-heritage, after all, there are so many non-heritage inheritances.The main reason is that the public pays enough attention to related topics, and the children's book of the opera Spring Festival Gala also shines.

During the discussion, the other party said that they would invite a so-called surprise guest and let them know in advance.

They don't even need to mention their names, Li Jing knows it must be Zhang Yue.

Zhang Yue and Qishejiang are now good friends in the eyes of the general public. Zhang Yue also played a big role in the adaptation of the children's book. Without him, the show would be incomplete.

Qishejiang discussed with Li Jing and brought Mo Sheng over.

He is also teaching two disciples, Qi Leyang's singing talent is not as good as Mo Sheng's, and he has not practiced it yet, so he brought Mo Sheng along to show his face.

This is not a difficult task, Li Jing and the program team talked about it, and they agreed.

Mo Sheng was so moved that he and Qi Leyang worshiped Qishejiang not because of Qishejiang's fame, and he was even a little afraid of being said.But Qishejiang went the other way to reason with them.You two don't look like each other, I haven't taken them out yet.

To be honest, their family background is not very good. After coming out of Quyi School, according to the original route, they may have enough food and clothing.The opportunity is right in front of you. Thinking about it this way, don't be hypocritical.

Especially Qi Leyang, thinking that the two of us are not that far behind Master, if we don't work hard and get rid of his popularity, but in the end we don't get along well, and we are still a follower at a young age, it would be too shameful.

So Mo Sheng went to the show, and he continued to practice hard at home.

After wrapping up, Qishejiang rested for three to five days before going to record "Shui Tiao Ge Tou".

Because of the type of program, the audience basically liked Qishejiang, and fans accounted for the vast majority.

Qishejiang just arrived at the entrance of the TV station, and there were still fans waiting.

The fans were also very concerned about Qishejiang, "Jesse, how is the blind date going!"

Qishejiang couldn't help being amused. This was the second time someone asked him about the result of a "blind date". He pursed his lips and smiled, "I have some eyebrows."

The fans screamed, not sure if it was because of the clues, or because of his smile.

Indistinctly, you can still hear the voice of "What about Concubine Zhang Gui!"

"Concubine Zhang Gui? Do you mean Zhang Yue?" Qishejiang asked.

The fans were silent for a while, and then answered together: "That's him!"

Qishejiang thought about it, "I don't even know when he will be promoted."

He went in.

The rest of the fans were laughing wildly.

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Qishejiang checked the script with the host, took a break, and the show started recording.

Amid the enthusiastic applause of the fans, the host invited Qishejiang to the stage, "The musician we introduce today is different from the past. What he does is traditional folk art, and it's a song that was once lost for hundreds of years. Welcome to Qishejiang, the inheritor of national folk art intangible cultural heritage and comedian."

Qishejiang walked in front of the stage, bowed to the audience, and then shook hands with the host and took his seat.

Let's talk about the disciple's book, of course, let Qishejiang present an excerpt from "Ten Questions and Ten Answers" that he sang at the Quyi Spring Festival Gala.

Hearing it on the spot is different from watching it in the video.

At the beginning, some fans tried to sing along to show their support for the idol.As a result, Qishejiang sang faster and faster, and the host laughed, "Okay, you guys can't keep up!"

The fans also laughed, Qishejiang obviously accelerated on purpose.

Qishejiang asked his disciples to show it, and he took the opportunity to advertise the more soothing parts of the disciple's book. Those who want to learn the disciple's book can sign up at Mr. Zeng Wen's cross talk garden, and he will have a show there in the future. class teaching.

Then I continued to talk about the origin of Zidi Shu, how it originated, was lost for a time, and was absorbed by Guqu.

So I have to mention the song "Why the West Chamber".

Ordinarily, it was time for Qishejiang to sing it again, and the audience was looking forward to it.

The host smiled, "Whether it's the improved "Ten Questions and Ten Answers" or "Why the West Chamber", it actually reminds us of one person. That is the lead singer of Guanshan Band, Zhang Yue."

The fans at the scene were stunned for a moment before screaming.

The program team told Qishejiang, but they didn't tell them. They didn't know about it at all. When they heard this surprise, they reacted greatly.

"Zhang Yue? Zhang Yue is really here?!"

"My mother, are you going to sing "Why the West Chamber"?"

"day and night--"

Qishejiang also raised the microphone, "Hey, please invite us, Concubine Zhang Gui."

Zhang Yuegang came out from the backstage, "........."

The cheers at the scene rose again, mixed with laughter and booing for the imperial concubine. After all, Qishejiang took the lead in booing, and the fans couldn't do it if they didn't follow.

Zhang Yue turned around and walked back.

Qishejiang hurried over to pull him, led the audience to applaud, and invited him back.

Zhang Yue had a bit of a bad face, and he even carried his guitar back, and stared at Qishejiang, obviously dissatisfied with the show just now.

"Then I don't need to say more?" The host laughed.

"Please." Qishejiang stretched out his hand.

Zhang Yue hugged the guitar, and the cloud on his face gradually dissipated.

One of them took the guitar and the other took the sanxian. Qishejiang played a passage with the sanxian first, and then changed to Zhang Yue's guitar accompaniment and began to sing.

This time, Qishejiang was not only in charge of the interlude's Zidishu singing, he had checked with Zhang Yue on wechat beforehand, but only on wechat, not backstage.

But they have been working together for so long, and they have already developed a tacit understanding. The Sanxian sound and the guitar sound are connected, and each chorus is very natural and harmonious.

That's all for one song, the host jokingly said: "As expected of a tacit understanding that has been practiced day and night, then let's talk about it with Zhang Yue, did you encounter any problems when adapting it?"

At this point, after Zhang Yue finished chatting, Qishejiang would sing the original "Ten Questions and Ten Answers" to let everyone feel the difference.The current version not only retains the original characteristic charm, but also enhances the melody, which is indeed a successful improvement.

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The recording is coming to an end.

"You sang a lot just now, but they are basically traditional folk songs. Even "Why the West Chamber" is also a folk song. I want to ask, can Jesse sing pop songs?" the host asked.

This is not an appointment, it is not in the script, it is an impromptu performance.

Immediately someone shouted, "Autumn Water".

"Sing "Autumn Water"? The original singer is sitting here, I'm afraid I'll ruin the song." Qishejiang said.

But besides "Autumn Water", Qishejiang really couldn't sing anything else.

The audience shouted everything, Qishejiang bowed his head and thought for a while, "Let me sing a new song. It was released in 1937."

There was a burst of laughter from the audience.

"The end of the world, the end of the world, look for a friend. My little sister sings and plays the piano, man, we are of one mind..." Qi Shejiang lowered his eyes and sang a cappella, slowly.

"Song Girl at the End of the World", an episode of "Angels on the Road" released in 1937, is indeed a new song for Qishejiang.He didn't watch the movie, but everyone in the streets and alleys sang it, and he also learned it, and sang it to the audience, and the audience loved it.

At the beginning of the third sentence, guitar sounds joined in.

Qishejiang raised his eyes and saw that it was Zhang Yue. In an instant, Ge'er looked much plumper.

"Looking north from the mountains at home, tears dripping down my lap..." Qishejiang thought of the time when he was a showman and sang this song. At that time, when he sang, the spectators also sang along.

It's like an old dream in a floating life, like smoke and illusion, caged in my heart.

The auditorium gradually became quiet, listening to Qishejiang's gentle and clear singing, full of emotion and a touch of sadness.

"Little sister misses Lang until now, Lang is a friend in need and loves deeply."

Qishejiang's singing was so contagious that the audience couldn't help singing along softly.

Qishejiang looked up in surprise.

This is a new song in his memory, a song that reminds him of the past, a song he thought no one would respond to.

However, at this time, almost everyone sang along to the music, and they were very familiar with each other.

Since its inception, this song has been reinterpreted by countless singers for more than 80 years and has been sung to this day.Those present may not know which movie it came from, but they are familiar with the melody and the song.

Even Zhang Yue played the guitar and harmonized with each other.

Qishejiang slowly smiled, his eyes slightly moist.

It seemed to be another laugh with tears in it, but at this moment, it was like seeing traditional cross talk on TV for the first time, he didn't seem to feel very uncomfortable, and suddenly he was relieved.

Yes, this is a new era, with TVs, mobile phones, and the Internet that he doesn't quite understand, but also his bosom friends, his Zhang Yue, and his audience. Something as old as him.

The sound of singing "Song Girls at the End of the World" wafted in the studio, just like 80 years ago.

"Life, who doesn't cherish youth. A little sister is like a thread and a needle, and you can't separate when you wear it together. Love, love, and you can't separate when you wear it together."

The author has something to say: Originally, Jesse was going to sing another classic Taiwanese ballad "Wang Chunfeng" in this episode, because "Why the West Chamber" is related to The West Chamber, and "Wang Chunfeng" also has a little bit, and Feng Feifei also The version with Wu Tong is very good.Later, considering the popularity of singing in a wide range, I searched the player for the first old singer Zhou Xuan that popped up in my mind, and the first song that came out was Tianya Singer, which has a high popularity, the time fits, and the lyrics are also very good. very suitable