What Do I Want to Do with This Magnificent Beauty?

Topic: Have you seen the program list of the Pineapple Mid-Autumn Festival Gala?

Content: [Programme.jpg] Qishejiang wants to perform cross talk with Meng Jingyuan? ? ?

1L:? ? ? ? ?

2L: ? ? ? ?This face powder is unbelievable!

3L: Am I crazy or are Pineapple and Qishejiang crazy?No, is Xia Yiwei crazy?

4L: I X, I never expected that Qishejiang's sentence "I plan to talk about cross talk next" is actually true!Qishejiang is a ruthless person!

5L: It's a werewolf + 1, I was actually thinking, Uncle Meng is flattering Qi Shejiang, what will Mr. Zeng Wen do...

6L: Fighting, I never watch cross talk, for Jesse, I decided to wait and see! !

7L: Pineapple Media is awesome! !I'll definitely be waiting to see the show anyway!

8L: It's poisonous, Qishejiang... Do you still want to be an idol...

9L: To be honest, the planning of this program is really good, and I don't know what method Pineapple Media used to invite Mr. Meng Jingyuan, and let this old artist carry Qishejiang's sedan chair!I'll go, how much do you like Qishejiang!

10L: Is this really called flattery? ?It would be praising to give him a male lead drama, let him talk about cross talk with Mr. Meng, it is completely consuming his popularity and using his topicality!Do you think it's so easy to talk about cross talk, just find some writers and write a notebook and memorize the lines to read aloud?His name in front is just a joke, and he will be completely unhappy when the time comes, or it will all depend on Mr. Meng, just look how hard he is mocking!With Qishejiang's performance in variety shows, it's no surprise that he's not embarrassed!

11L: That's the reason. If you don't have the ability to talk about cross talk, it will only be very, very awkward... Although this mashup, combined with Qishejiang's previous memes, is very topical and funny, but it will definitely be laughed at if it comes out = =

12L: So how much does Meng Jingyuan owe? To sacrifice her own reputation to play with her. This is not a cross-border cooperation with a big star. Doing so will do nothing but harm.Qishejiang is also a pineapple artist, why is he so drunk.

13L: Is our teacher Meng's innocent art career going to be stained like this?

14L: Xia Yiwei agreed to this show?With the sophistication of her team, how could she agree to such a program for her son!With so many people looking forward to Qishejiang's next appearance, it would be much better if she took her son to participate in a reality show.

15L: I saw someone saying that Qishejiang was going to the pineapple party, and I really thought it would be him singing with Xia Yiwei... Actually, I really like their collaboration version of "Why the West Chamber", no matter what others say .

16L: Just a weak question, have you noticed that the show of the Guanshan band is just before the cross talk, which means that Qishejiang is going to meet Zhang Yue, I don't know what the scene will be...very curious.

17L: ...This arrangement is definitely intentional.

18L: Xia Yiwei has played tricks on Meng Jingyuan. Look at the news. Someone asked Meng Jingyuan why he cooperated with Qishejiang. He said that everyone would know after the performance. He also said that Qishejiang was very talented.

19L: Where is your talent reflected?Can you play the piano or the sanxian?

20L: I don't know about Sanxian, the piano level is average, and... Speaking of cross talk, Qishejiang really doesn't have any AC points in his heart, right?

21L: I don’t care, I don’t care, I don’t care, even if the baby appears on TV to talk about cross talk, I still want to keep watching him QAQ

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Regarding the show that Qishejiang and Meng Jingyuan will perform at the party, it has indeed aroused heated discussions on the Internet, and there are many things to say.But everyone thought that Qishejiang was just a cross-border performance, who would have thought that this was his cross talk debut.

Moreover, Qishejiang was not a big star. This was his first public event since he debuted on Pineapple's show. He actually chose to talk cross talk across borders, which was really surprising.

In the eyes of others, this may be good for ratings and discussion, but Qishejiang's reputation is definitely not good. Although he doesn't have a good reputation, isn't it worse.

Knowing that there are tigers in the mountains, I prefer to go to the mountains of tigers, and knowing that I am an idiot, I have to talk about cross talk.

They didn't know that this show was originally proposed by Li Jing, who took the initiative to go to the TV station to make connections.In fact, with Qishejiang's current status, it's really not enough to give him a show alone.The TV station hoped that he would cooperate with Xia Yiwei.

But Li Jing invited Meng Jingyuan out, so it was different.

The old pair of Meng Jingyuan and Zeng Wen are the golden combination in the hearts of the audience. They go to the Spring Festival Gala every year and have a high degree of nationality. Meng Jingyuan is also the heir of Mr. Meng.With him and Qishejiang cooperating, the weight and topicality are absolutely gone.

The TV station couldn't bear to reject this proposal at all!

Li Jing and Xia Yiwei agreed to let Qishejiang talk about cross talk, but in Li Jing's way of thinking, even if you talk about cross talk, you have to talk vigorously.

I also have to thank the two teachers, Zeng and Meng, for agreeing to Li Jing's proposal tolerantly. Zeng Wen directly lent his good partner.

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On the other hand, Qishejiang also learned about some of the reactions through TV, newspapers and other media, and he knew it well.

For this party, he discussed with Meng Jingyuan and prepared a notebook, which is also a traditional cross talk, old jokes, slightly modified to fit the theme of the party.

The other is to perform on stage. As a cross talk actor, he usually wears a coat.Of course, Qishejiang didn't have a coat here. Meng Jingyuan's coats were all made for him by a special old tailor. They were all handmade, and it took three to five days to make one piece.

Meng Jingyuan led Qishejiang to the old tailor, and the two of them made a matching crow blue gown, a solid color, made from a single piece of cloth, so there were no seams on the shoulders, it was custom-made, and it fit perfectly.

Qishejiang loved it so much that he folded his coat neatly before putting it away.

Meng Jingyuan smiled and said: "You are overseas, I'm afraid you can't find such a skilled master to make a coat. This should be your first coat. The technique of folding coats is good, and it was also taught by your master?"

"Yes." When Qishejiang said this, he was recalling his real master.

When he was studying art when he was a child, not all cross talk actors wore coats. The coats were used as formal costumes, and it was a rule that gradually evolved later.

At that time, the status of cross talk actors was not high, and many people couldn't pay attention to them.It can only be said that it is a very decent thing to have a gown as a costume.For example, Qishejiang's first gown was made a few years after he was a teacher.

Unlike now, life is so good.The material of this gown is also very good, and the tailor is an experienced craftsman who specializes in making gowns.

Meng Jingyuan said again: "By the way, last time I asked you to submit the materials to the music association, the specific results will take a while to come down."

Qishejiang didn't know much about these institutions, so he just nodded in confusion.

Meng Jingyuan sighed inwardly.It's easy to talk about the children's book. He hasn't formally brought it up at the cross talk school, fearing that the backlash will be too big. He just found some brothers and colleagues to express his intentions, but the situation is not very good.

In some respects, cross talk is very old-fashioned, and it is even more unacceptable for Qishejiang to debut with such an identity.

However, he also considered that Qishejiang didn't have much actual acting experience, so there was no need to worry.For example, the evening performance this time is a good opportunity to show off your skills.

The day the party was taped.

Qishejiang arrived at the scene ahead of time. With an identity like Meng Jingyuan, there was a separate dressing room, and Xia Yiwei was also there, but there was actually no show for her today. She came purely because she was worried about Qishejiang's first performance.

However, her son's performance was much better than she expected, and he didn't look nervous at all. He just took the time to put on makeup and checked his words with Meng Jingyuan again.

1 minute on stage, ten years of work off stage, if you do enough work, you won't be shy on stage.Da decided to continue to be a cross talk actor in this time and space. Qishejiang never stopped practicing even if there was no show, so how could he be afraid of going on stage.

"Look up." The makeup artist was about to put on Qishejiang's eye makeup. She didn't care about drawing eyebrows or anything, but also wanted to draw eyeliner.

Qishejiang stopped him at once. With his appearance, he should have blurred his own appearance characteristics, and if he applied it so thickly, he was just looking for trouble for himself.

Before their show, Qishejiang went to the bathroom again. If there is any physical problem, try to solve it before going on stage, and change into a coat by the way - Xia Yiwei, her assistant and makeup artist are all in the lounge , Qishejiang didn't tell them to get out of the way, and went to the toilet by himself.

When passing by a lounge, Qishejiang heard music coming from the open door, all of them were western musical instruments, and then a very recognizable magnetic male voice also rang out, it should be from the same performance artist.

Qishejiang was attracted by the singing and couldn't help but stop. Although he was more exposed to traditional folk art, excellent works can amaze him across time and space.

Qishejiang saw a figure flashing past through the crack of the door, very familiar to him.After only two seconds of recollection, Qishejiang remembered that this was Zhang Yue who he had met in the company building.

Qishejiang didn't listen for long, so he went to the bathroom and changed his clothes in the cubicle.

After all the buttons were fastened, Qishejiang flicked his coat and walked out.

But Zhang Yue was in front of the sink, dipping in water and wiping his clothes, probably stained with some kind of stain.Hearing the movement, he raised his eyes and scanned the mirror, then paused, looking at Qishejiang strangely from the mirror.

"Mr. Zhang." Qishejiang greeted him in a friendly manner. Later, he realized that the question he asked was rather childish, "I'm sorry last time. I just passed by your rest room and heard you singing, and you sang very well." very nice."

His appearance looked so sincere, and those beautiful eyes looked over with a smile, making one wonder if he was so affectionate when he saw mice.

Well, this apology sounds quite sincere, but Zhang Yue still doesn't want to talk to this person.

After a while, he found that Qishejiang was still staring at him, and Qishejiang had just addressed him as "you"... After Zhang Yue hesitated, his head became hot for some reason, so he made an exception and gave him a look without humming.

Qishejiang: "What's the name of this song? Who wrote it?"

Zhang Yue: "..."

What he just sang in the lounge is his masterpiece, written by himself...

Qishejiang did this on purpose, asking him such a question? ?

"Are you finding fault again, aren't you?" Zhang Yue directly pushed Qishejiang to the wall with his body, getting very close, and asked threateningly.

Qishejiang was stunned, and then guessed something, "Sorry, did I offend you? I often live abroad, so I don't know much about it."

At this time, the third person walked into the toilet, and was startled when he saw their posture. One was Xia Yiwei's son Jesse, and the other was the famous prickly head Zhang Yue.

This is a staff member who came in. He took out his mobile phone and wanted to report to the leader. He was recording a program. Wouldn't it be a bad fight?

Zhang Yue looked at Qishejiang fiercely. Zhang Yue couldn't get angry when he said that, otherwise he would appear to be very stingy and couldn't accept that Qishejiang didn't know his masterpiece.

But in fact, Zhang Yue is not clear, no one can say that everyone in the country has heard his songs.

Zhang Yue felt that what made him even more angry was that he was deceived by Qishejiang's attitude and beauty twice.He made up so many brains, but Qishejiang came here holding his breath!

...So angry, I was cheated again.

Zhang Yue grabbed Qishejiang's clothes from his chest and walked away.

"This temper..." Qishejiang looked at his neckline, he will be on stage later, so he must not wrinkle it.

The staff member was still frozen at the door. He didn't know what happened just now. He thought Qishejiang and Zhang Yue were about to fight. Could it be because of the ridicule on the Internet?

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Qishejiang didn't tell Xia Yiwei and Meng Jingyuan about the little episode after he returned. He wet the neckline and then blew it dry to make sure there were no wrinkles.

It is said that being on TV is a very serious matter. This is his first TV performance in this time and space. It can be said that it is his first step, which is very important.

Finally, it was Qishejiang and Meng Jingyuan's turn to wait.

Following a signal from the staff, Qishejiang and Meng Jingyuan looked at each other. Qishejiang led the way, and the two stepped out of the backstage, reached the center of the stage, and bowed to the audience.

Both of them are wearing the same crow blue coat, one is praised by fans as a beautiful face in a prosperous age, and the other has a round face and smiling eyes, forming a relatively strong contrast.

There was thunderous applause at the scene, but it wasn't all the director's request. One had a good looks, and the other had a nationality. Everyone was happy to give applause.

Qishejiang smiled slightly, but before he could speak, there was another burst of uncontrollable screams.

Unlike the audience in the teahouse last time, today's audience was mostly young people, especially women, so Qi Shejiang's reaction was naturally greater.

He is just wearing a plain and solid-colored gown, his face looks clean and refreshing, and his facial features are slightly westernized, but somehow it doesn't conflict with this traditional costume at all, or because he still has an oriental temperament in his gestures and gestures.

This was Qishejiang's second time talking about cross talk in this time and space. Compared with the last time, the audience in this scene was "difficult to deal with". They were more sensitive than before.

Meng Jingyuan also repeatedly reminded Qishejiang of this question, be careful not to be disturbed by the audience.Fortunately, today is not a live broadcast. If there is something, it can be edited later.

"Thank you, everyone. I don't know whether your applause is for me or for a show." Qishejiang said casually.

As soon as he spoke, the applause slowly stopped, and when he spoke in the second half, many audience members laughed lowly.Didn't the last one belong to Zhang Yue? Who doesn't know how Zhang Yue hacked Qishejiang on the Internet.

Qishejiang's words were not included in the script they gave to the TV station. Fortunately, the requirements for the recording and broadcasting of the party were not so strict.Of course, even if it is out of line, it can be edited.

Qishejiang has his own performance habits. If he is on the same stage with others, he likes to mention the previous show at the beginning. This is to prevent the audience from still being immersed in the previous show, and naturally bring everyone into his own work Come.

Moreover, he had dealt with Zhang Yue before. Although he had a good temper, he was also a bit narrow-minded. No, he immediately used Zhang Yue to smash (joke).He also knew in his heart that the effect would be very good.

Meng Jingyuan is an old actor, even if this sentence is off-the-cuff, he can still hold it, and he has gone to know Qishejiang, and he has seen the incident between him and Zhang Yue, so he immediately praised: "Good show."

Qishejiang: "Yes, we can hear it in the background. I've finished listening. She looks so good!"

There was a burst of laughter at the scene. Most people knew Zhang Yue's previous comment on Qishejiang, "I've finished listening, he looks very good!" Even if they didn't know, the sentence itself was quite interesting.

He didn't expect Qishejiang to make fun of this matter as soon as he took the stage, which was like fighting back. How could he make everyone unhappy.

I've always heard that Zhang Yue mocked this and that, and even teased Zhang Yue face to face, which is really fresh.

Everyone whispered to each other. They were all young people. They thought that the combination of vases and traditional cross talk masters might have gimmicks, but the content should be mediocre.Big deal, just watch as a handsome guy for 10 minutes.

Who knew that their expectations were surprised by Qishejiang from another angle. His performance was really good. In just a few sentences, the content may have been written by a writer, but the unexpected performance did not make everyone feel awkward.

The audience was really excited. After the performance of the Guanshan band, they sat on the round table below. Afterwards, there was a session of artists collectively delivering mooncakes to the audience.

Zhang Yue's face turned dark, "..."

In contrast, the band members next to him laughed until they covered their stomachs.

It's so interesting to see Zhang Yue deflated, isn't it?Especially when they remembered that Zhang Yue hummed "Why the West Chamber", what kind of evil fate is this?

The audience couldn't react as Qishejiang expected, and Meng Jingyuan also couldn't help but say: "Hey, wait a minute, what do you mean by being really good-looking?"

Only then did Qishejiang say "Oh", "I mean, that's a really good song!"

Meng Jingyuan: "Hey, that's about the same."

At this moment, the director team discussed in a low voice with smiles on their faces.This show's promise is really worth it. Although this sentence is not in the script, the effect is very good.

For their TV station, they like this kind of plot!

That's all for Zhang Yue, his poisonous tongue and cursing are not news.I didn't expect Qishejiang to be able to do it, and he fought back impromptu. As expected of his mother's support, a newcomer is not afraid of anything, so he just went back on the show.

And it's not insulting or anything like that, it's quite measured--after all, Zhang Yue is indeed pretty good-looking.

Qishejiang said again: "The singing skills are very good, that is, just stop there and perform, everyone, you will never lose your tune!"

Meng Jingyuan: "Are you boasting?"

Qishejiang raised his head: "Isn't it? Could it be that he's off tune? I don't understand this."

The audience laughed lowly, and "噫" him, thinking that this sentence was obviously self-deprecating.

Meng Jingyuan pawed at Qishejiang, and half reminded Qishejiang that the pace should be faster, "Don't boast if you don't understand you, why do you always hold on to him?"

Qishejiang said "Hi", and said in distress, "Aren't I jealous of him? Why does he have a combination but I don't? Could it be that I'm not good enough?"

——The rookies who debuted at the same time made a combination, but he might be the only one left.Unexpectedly, this burden was turned over again, and it was also connected with his own situation.

The audience froze for a second before waking up, and then there was a burst of enthusiastic laughter, which was mixed with whistles when they listened carefully.

Booing this kind of thing, everyone likes it the most.

The photographer also very wittily pointed the lens at the Guanshan band again, zoomed in and zoomed in, and took a close-up of Zhang Yue.

Zhang Yue: "........."