Can Xueba teach me to kiss?

After school at noon, Zou Wei followed Du Kunshen and walked in the crowd. Looking at the crowd, Zou Wei said, "Didn't you say that the school advocates living on campus? Why do so many people go out?"

Du Kunshen pulled Zou Wei, and someone next to him almost ran into him, "That's just what the teacher said. Most of the students are day students. Parents rent a house opposite. Some people don't like living on campus and think it's better to live at home."

"Then these are all day students, so many."

"Not all of them. There are also boarding students who don't want to eat in the cafeteria and go out to eat, or want to buy something."

"Oh, by the way, how many people are there in our school?"

"There are about 60 students in a class, 21 classes in the third year, 23 in the second year, and 23 in the first year. There are more than 4000 people in total."

Zou Wei touched his chin: "There are so many people."

Du Kunshen took Zou Wei's hand: "Be careful!" Du Kunshen let go after the motorcycle next to him passed by: "It's still a county after all."

Zou Wei turned his head to the side and saw Du Kunshen looking at the serious face in front of him, then turned his head and said with a smile: "That's true!"

The two walked to the small shop opposite the school. Zou Wei looked at all kinds of notebooks and pens in the small room, as well as instant noodles, biscuits and spicy sticks, and even underwear and shoes. He couldn't help saying: "This is really' Although the sparrow is small, it has all five internal organs' ah!"

Du Kunshen asked the boss, "Does the boss have a mosquito net?"

The boss put down the things in his hands: "Mosquito nets, yes, the batch just came in two days ago, look outside the door!"

Du Kunshen walked over and saw a box of mosquito nets in various colors. Zou Wei picked up one, "What color do you want?"

Du Kunshen took out a white one: "Just this white one will do."

Zou Wei put down the purple mosquito net in his hand and picked up a pink one: "Hey, I want this color, it's bright enough, lively and cute."

Du Kunshen said helplessly, "You should change to another color."

Zou Wei has already pulled out a plastic bag from the side and put the mosquito net inside: "No, just this color!"

To persuade Zou Wei, Du Kunshen had no choice but to take his own mosquito net to the cabinet to check out. The boss helped him put the mosquito net into a bag, and Zou Wei handed over his own. "

Du Kunshen took out a [-]. After the boss changed the money, Du Kunshen and Zou Wei walked out of the shop. Zou Wei put his arm on Du Kunshen's shoulder: "From now on, Shenshen will take care of it."

Du Kunshen said, "Why are you shouting like that?"

Zou Wei turned Du Kunshen's face: "What's the name? Kunshen?"

Du Kunshen turned his head: "Forget it, you can do whatever you want." After speaking, he shook off Zou Wei and walked forward. Zou Wei said from behind: "Hey, wait for me, Kunshen!"

Looking at the snacks on the tricycle stalls in front of him, Zou Wei said: "What do you eat? Fried rice, cold noodles, rice rolls or fried dumplings?"

Du Kunshen walked forward: "Don't eat those, they won't fill you up and are unhygienic."

Zou Wei followed behind and squeezed through the crowd, and finally stopped at the door of a barbecue restaurant. Zou Wei looked at the dishes outside, frowned and said, "Isn't this so hygienic!"

Du Kunshen stood at the end of the line: "It's better than those."

Zou Wei shrugged and lined up.

The two of them went into the shop and sat down after buying their meals. Zou Wei looked at the layer of barbecued meat on the top and said, "There's quite a lot of meat!"

Du Kunshen opened the chopsticks and handed them to Zou Wei: "Well, it's okay."

Zou Wei took the meat and took a bite: "This tastes good, and it's just as spicy as I like."

Du Kunshen smiled and lowered his head to eat.

The two went out after eating, and when they were about to cross the road, Zou Wei looked at the barbecue next to him and said, "Kun Shen, wait, I'm going to buy some skewers."

After a while, Zou Wei came over with two big boxes of skewers: "The skewers here are so cheap, gluten only costs [-] yuan a piece, but they are a bit small!" Handing a box to Du Kunshen, Du Kunshen shook his head: "I don't eat these. "

Zou Wei stuffed it into his hand: "Don't, eat a little, it's delicious, even if you don't want to eat it, hold it for me!"

Du Kunshen was carrying the box, and the two of them crossed the road when the green light came on. Zou Wei watched Du Kunshen not eat, picked up a string of mutton skewers and handed them to his mouth: "Eat a little, it's delicious!"

Du Kunshen paused, and Zou Wei stretched out his hand without taking it back: "Eat a little!"

After taking a bite, it was really not bad, Zou Wei pulled himself back and took a bite and said vaguely: "It's not bad!"

Du Kunshen swallowed and said: "It's okay, but you can't eat too much, there are many carcinogens in it, like benzopyrene..."

Zou Wei interrupted: "It's boring if you do this. Eating kebabs is for your own happiness. It's not good to worry about those. Moreover, the growth point of a person is only 100 years, and the shortest is 50 years. If you want to eat It’s better not to live up to yourself.”

Du Kunshen said seriously: "In this way, if one day you get cancer, you will feel sorry for your relatives and lovers. They all care about you, but you don't value yourself."

Zou Wei smiled and said nothing, relatives?Don't mention it.spouse?He was afraid that he no longer had the desire to love.

The mutton in his mouth also seemed to become tasteless, Zou Wei chewed and swallowed mechanically, seeing that there was still half a box of food, he suddenly didn't want to eat it.

The two went all the way to the dormitory without a word, pushed open the door, Nie Feng, Huang Huan and several other people who stayed there were washing clothes, some were playing games with their mobile phones, they all came over after smelling the smell of skewers, Zou Wei Pass the two boxes to them, and eat them in two or three bites.

Walking to the bedside, Du Kunshen handed Zou Wei's pink mosquito net to him, and put it up himself.

Zou Wei looked at the mosquito net, huddled up and threw it aside, and then got up again after lying down for a while, no matter what, he shouldn't make fun of his face, and if he was bitten by mosquitoes all night, his face would be disfigured.

As soon as the tent was finished, Nie Feng wished that the clothes would come in through the balcony door. He looked at a pink mosquito net protruding from the dormitory, and his eyes were a little hot: "Damn it, Zou Wei, why did you get stimulated to buy such a flamboyant one?" mosquito net!"

Zou Wei pulled the blanket and nodded, "I like it."

Nie Feng gave a thumbs up: "You can do it buddy, this taste is unique enough!"

Zou Wei covered his face and hummed. Du Kunshen looked at him, thought he might as well say something, and then fell asleep.

After a while, He Tong and his girlfriend came back from dinner and saw a patch of pink emerging from the white mosquito net in Sanding in the dormitory. He clicked his lips and said, "This color is beautiful! Our handsome guys really have different tastes. It is advanced enough and fashionable enough." !"

Nie Feng echoed: "Yes, I can't appreciate this kind of flowers."

Zou Wei lifted the blanket and was sweating at noon, "You guys are enough, isn't it just a little pink, pink is much better than green hanging on the top of your head, okay?"

He Tong said: "Yes, yes, what you said is true!"

Zou Wei curled his lips and turned around: "Don't be silly if you don't understand."

He Tong went to bed and lay down after taking off his clothes: "It's because we don't understand fashion."

Du Kunshen coughed: "Go to sleep, there is math class in the afternoon."

The dormitory then fell into silence. After a while, several people fell asleep. Zou Wei rolled over with his eyes open. It was really hot in the middle of the day. The school’s dormitory conditions were poor, and there were only two small hanging fans hanging from the ceiling in each dormitory. There was no wind at all on the upper and lower berths, and the other two bought summer mats to put on the bed. Du Kunshen probably really wasn't afraid of the heat, so he just slept like this and put a piece of cloth on his stomach.

Thinking that I would be in such a poor dormitory, I felt resentment for no reason. If it weren't for them, how could I transfer to another school?

Zou Wei tossed and turned and couldn't fall asleep. Suddenly something cold was stuck to his face. Zou Wei took it off with his hands. It turned out to be a cushion filled with water. It was quite big. He raised his head and looked at the opposite bed. Du Kun Shen whispered, "Let's sleep on it."

Zou Wei looked at him and said softly, "Thanks, Kun Shen."

Du Kunshen closed his eyes and let out a hum. He didn't know if it was because the mat was really cool. Zou Wei calmed down and fell asleep after a while.

Sitting in the classroom in the afternoon, the first class was self-study. Zou Wei picked up the paper and started to do the questions. Du Kunshen had finished the math paper and started doing physics.

Zou Wei copied in a hurry, because the math class representative said that the math papers should be handed in after self-study, and the fourth class will be taught after the teacher looks at the better questions.

Zou Wei got stuck while doing it. He didn’t belong to the school in Beijing that had good academic performance and didn’t work very hard. The students consolidated by themselves, but he just didn't do much. All the knowledge points are half-understood, half-understood, and now looking at the papers here, many of them can't do it.

The weather is hot, and the four groups of them are right next to the window. In the afternoon, the sun is directly shining. Even if the electric fan is turned on, it still feels hot, and the electric fan still shakes its head. Blow this way.

After doing the problem, Zou Wei felt that his short sleeves were a little sweaty. He touched the drawer. He found that he had run out of paper in the morning and forgot to bring it at noon.

After poking Du Kunshen's back with his hand, Zou Wei whispered, "Kunshen, do you have toilet paper?"

Du Kunshen looked at Zou Wei sweating all over the sky, and took out a pack of Vinda, which was the same as the paper Zou Wei bought. It was packed in four layers of blue. Zou Wei likes to buy this kind of paper because he thinks it is thick. When it was broken, he took out two pieces of paper and handed them back: "Kun Shen, thank you!"

Du Kunshen didn't answer: "You take it, I have some more."

Zou Wei put the paper back in the drawer, and continued to pick up the pen to do the questions after wiping off his sweat. After a while, Du Kunshen went out, and when he came back, he handed over a cold water bag. Zou Wei took it and touched it. It was very cool and comfortable. Xiang Du Kunshen had already sat down to write a question, and Zou Wei said, "Kunshen, is your house like this? Why are there so many?"

Du Kunshen didn't answer, Liu Siyuan turned his head and looked unhappy: "Shen Shen, you don't love me anymore!"

Du Kunshen stabbed him: "Do your problem, it's due after class."

Liu Siyuan pointed to Zou Wei's paper on the whiteboard: "Didn't Zou Wei finish it too?"

Zou Wei smiled and said, "I can tell the teacher that I don't have any papers."

Liu Siyuan howled and turned his head to continue copying. Zou Wei put his face on the cold water bag, feeling as if the anger in his heart had disappeared. The cold water bag is really a magical thing.

The author has something to say:

When I was in high school, my deskmate liked to sleep with a cold water bag in my arms. Unfortunately, no one gave me a cold water bag, so I wrote it to Zou Wei (>_<)

Now it’s just a typo. I’ll see if I can update it tonight. It’s the exam week recently, so the update is relatively slow. This week there will be a re-change, weekly □□ level, next week’s academic English...