Tianjun Chasing His Wife Crematorium

Beside the Thunder Pond in Shenxiaoyu Mansion, two figures, one black and one red, sat facing each other on both sides of the chessboard.

The black figure raised his sleeves, picked up the white pieces from the chessboard one by one, and said with a smile, "Today's game of chess, Tianjun played absent-mindedly, is there something on his mind?"

The red figure is holding a white piece, and his thoughts are not on the game of chess in front of him. Seeing that the game is about to lose, he throws the piece in his hand into the chess basket beside him, "Recently I have been thinking about one person. In love."

The black figure leaned forward slightly, raised his eyebrows and said, "Oh? I don't know which fairy has such a blessing, but was actually taken by Tianjun?"

The red figure raised his eyes, "It's a little fairy."

The black figure smiled meaningfully, "I didn't expect Tianjun to like Longyang. Since I like it, I just call him to serve him."

"He has been reduced to land."

The black figure's eyes lit up, "Could it be that the little fairy that Tianjun is looking for is the one from Bai Yunxuan?"

The red figure nodded acquiescingly, "The little fairy doesn't know what I want. You and Yue Lao are good friends. How can you know how to get married?"

The black figure sat upright and said with a smile, "For ties, you need to tie them with a red thread. Between those who are in love with each other, a red thread can be formed, which is an endless bond. Those who are destined but not connected will also have a red thread. But, it is a slipknot." , The fate is exhausted, and the thread is broken. Between gods, there can only be a slipknot, which will fall apart as soon as it is torn apart. Only mortals can form the unending fate."

The red figure frowned and did not speak.

"If you want to form an unending bond, one of them needs to be a mortal. Only in this way can the names of the two parties in this fate be written on the mandarin duck book, and they can be linked by a red thread. So—" The black figure deliberately elongated the tone, seeing the red figure's eyes There was a flash of anxiety in the middle, and then he smiled with satisfaction, "If the gods want to get married, it's not impossible."

"Oh?" The red figure leaned forward and approached the chessboard.

The black figure chuckled, and continued, "To form an unending bond, one of them needs to be a mortal. Otherwise, how could the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl get along so well?"

The red figure narrowed his eyes, "According to you—"

The black figure smiled, and said unhurriedly, "It's just this method—somewhat wronged Tianjun."

"But it doesn't matter."

"As long as Tianjun takes off the fairy bones and enters reincarnation, won't he become a mortal fetus? I am in charge, and I will write a stroke for Tianjun, so that the two of you will meet in the mortal world. Then write the horoscope of Tianjun's mortal fetus, Give it to Yuelao, write it on the mandarin duck book, tie a slipknot with the red thread and the name of the little fairy, and let this fate come into being. Then, just wait for the red thread to become a rope."

The red figure frowned, "How can the slipknot become a rope?"

The black figure smiled and said, "It is necessary to be born with love and calamity. As the saying goes, fate and calamity are accompanied by each other. To be born with calamity, I need to add some calamity to the fate of Tianjun's mortal body. Let Tianjun and Xiaoxian The mortal love between them is full of twists and turns, after so many reincarnations, when the little fairy's love is broken to the bone, this love will be born from the kalpa. The red thread will naturally change from a slipknot to a rope."

"This way, it seems a little unkind to keep that little fairy in the dark."

"When the fate is formed, that little fairy has already given up her heart to Tianjun. Besides, Tianjun suffered all the sufferings of reincarnation for that little fairy, can he still blame Tianjun for this?"

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It has been ten years since Xianyun went to barren hills to make land.I just play chess with myself all day, in a daze.After all, this barren mountain has no scenery and no human habitation. There is really no place to walk around.If you want to have a drink on weekdays, you have to fly to a town hundreds of miles away.

It wasn't until the 17th year of No. [-] that horse-drawn carriages passed by the barren mountain one after another, and Xianyun didn't know that Yanyun City was built nearby.

Yanyun City is famous as a place of smoke and willows, and countless prostitutes come here admiringly, Xianyun finally has a place to have fun.

Bored, Xianyun went to Yanyun City to find a pot of good wine and listen to a little song.Being the god of barren mountains and land seems not so boring anymore.

But if you drink too much alcohol, even a god will feel uncomfortable.

Due to drinking heavily for many days, when Xianyun woke up at noon, his mouth was dry and his head hurt like it was going to explode.Thinking of some herbal tea left in the teapot, Xianyun got up from the bed in a daze, went to touch the teapot on the table, and saw a light blue figure sitting beside the table in a daze.

Hair tied with a silver crown, and a light blue brocade robe. On the corner of the robe, water patterns embroidered with silver threads seem to be surging.The figure turned around upon hearing the sound, and the sapphire inlaid on the silver crown was particularly eye-catching.Although she has a beautiful face, she always likes to keep a straight face, and with those thin lips, she looks even cooler.

"Xiao Xiao?" Seeing the person coming, Xian Yun instantly opened his eyes and smiled.

Seeing that Xianyun woke up, his stern eyes became warmer, the man put the teacup in his hand back on the table, his thin lips lightly raised, "After sleeping for so long, I thought you were dead."

"When did you come, why didn't you call me?" Xianyun took a big mouthful of herbal tea and sat down beside Xixiao.

"You are really talented. I won't go to the Lingshan Dharma Conference, but when I come back, I heard that you happily went to the barren mountain to serve as the god of land."

"You're still the same, you won't be happy if you don't speak ill of me." Xianyun lifted the teapot and shook it, leaving only the leaves of the tea leaves.

Xi Xiao glanced at Xian Yun sideways, "You are still the same, no matter where you are, you can't stop you from having fun."

Xian Yun knew what Xi Xiao was referring to, so he grinned at him, "But this place of smoke and willows in the world is really interesting."

In Yanyun City, fluttering multicolored gauze silk and red lanterns swaying in the wind can be seen everywhere.In the air, there is an intoxicating aroma of wine mixed with a strong smell of fat powder, which tickles people's hearts.

Even though there are many prostitutes coming and going, it is still very rare in Yanyun City to pair Xianyun and Xiaoxiao with extraordinary bearing.All the way down, there were not a few girls who dropped veils on the heads of the two from a height.

"Why did they do this?" Xun Xiao was puzzled.

"Haha," Xian Yun waved his fan, said unhurriedly, "It means that the girls have fallen in love with you. These veils are posts from the girls to invite you into the conservatory. It's a pity that these veils were thrown to you. He is the most incomprehensible of the Three Realms."

Xun Xiao was silent.

After walking a few steps, Xianyun stopped in front of a memorial arch with three big gilt characters "Zuihualou".

Zuihualou is full of people, lively, and the girls are beautiful. Most importantly, the famous brew here - "Zuichunfeng" is so mellow that Xianyun can't help but always run here. In this Zuihualou, his face is familiar up.

As soon as he entered Zuihualou, the old bustard greeted him with a smile, "Hey, the distinguished guest is here, is it still the old rules today?"

Xianyun smiled and said, "Yes, a wing room, two pots of drunken spring breeze, and a few more dishes of vegetarian dishes, I will trouble you."

"You're welcome," the old bustard laughed so hard that his eyes disappeared, he turned around and waved his fan, calling for the turtle slave, "Quickly, lead the way for the two honored guests."

After declining the girls' kindness and dismissing the turtle slave who brought the wine, the room became quiet.

Xianyun put away his folding fan, first drank a cup of drunken spring breeze to satisfy his hunger, and said contentedly, "If you don't drink this wine for a day, you will not be happy."

Yan Xiao raised his eyebrows, picked up the drunk spring breeze and smelled the aroma of the wine, took another sip, and said critically, "I don't think so."

Xianyun didn't take it seriously, raised his eyebrows and smiled, "Naturally, I can't drink the jade wine from heaven in this barren land. But this worldly wine has a special taste."

Xi Xiao put the wine cup lightly on the table, "If you want to drink jade wine, I will bring some next time."

Xian Yun smiled and patted Xiao Xiao on the shoulder, "Haha, interesting enough. Speaking of Tianting, what's new recently?"

"I just came back from the Lingshan Dharma Association, and many things are based on hearsay. It is said that the pair of fateful mandarin ducks you helped have had their immortal bones removed and entered reincarnation."

Xian Yun sighed softly, "Assuming I was not demoted in vain, the Jade Emperor at least let them live."

Xi Xiao seemed to think of something again, and continued, "Besides, I heard that Kongling Tianjun disappeared again."

Xianyun raised his eyebrows and couldn't help saying, "Oh? Gone again?"

Xiaoxiao shook his head with a smile and said, "Tianjun, an old man, has always been at ease, so it's not surprising that he disappeared suddenly."

Kongling Tianjun is the head of the four heavenly monarchs in the heavenly court, sitting on an equal footing with the Jade Emperor, and is an immortal with senior qualifications in the heavenly clan.

Xianyun had a double-sided relationship with him.When I first entered the Heavenly Court, I ran into it once, but I saw it from a long distance. She was dressed in red, which was very eye-catching, but it was not ethereal at all.

The second time, I drank too much at the Queen Mother's Pantao Sanctuary.He wanted to go back to Baiyunxuan, but somehow found the residence of Tianjun Kongling, and slept in Tianjun's cloud bed overnight.Fortunately, Lord Tianjun has a lot, so he didn't care about himself.

It was also that day that Xianyun saw Tianjun clearly for the first time.Tianjun's eyes that surge like spring water are really extremely beautiful.

Xianyun has always been brooding over the incident of drunkenly breaking into Tianjun's mansion, but when he went to Tianjun's mansion to make amends, he was told that Tianjun had retreated.Until he was demoted to the lower realm, he never saw Tianjun again.

Hearing the knock on the door, Xianyun came back to his senses, "Who is it?"

"Two honored guests, you are my old man." The voice was that of a bustard.

"come in."

The old bustard had a happy smile on her face, "You two, when I saw the girls in our Zuihualou, I was sent out. I thought, maybe the two of you have some other preferences, so you brought Qingcheng here, thinking that if you can agree The preferences of the two of you can be regarded as our Zuihualou not neglecting the two distinguished guests."

After finishing speaking, the old bustard winked behind her, and stood sideways. It was a boy about ten years old.As soon as the bustard moved away, the boy visibly trembled, and then he took two steps forward cautiously, getting closer to the wine table.

The boy hung his head, his thin body was wearing a bright red brocade robe that was half open, and his hair was loosely gathered behind him.

"Quickly raise your head and let the two honored guests take a look at you." The madam patted the boy with a round fan.

The boy was slapped by the fan and shook, then raised his small face to meet Xianyun and the two of them.

The boy's face was exquisite and beautiful, like a girl's doll, white and tender, with clear spring water flowing in his bright black eyes.

The old bustard said in a long tone, "This Qingcheng, I can't choose her appearance, she has a good temper, and her body is even more clean, but she hasn't received any guests yet! I thought to choose an auspicious day for Qingcheng to show her face in front of the masters. A distinguished guest of fate. Who would have thought that fate would come today, and the old man saw you two, and thought to himself that this is a distinguished guest, but I don’t know if we, Qingcheng, have the blessing to serve you two.”

Bah, the predestined guest wants to sell this kid's head at a high price!

Xian Yun waved his folding fan slowly, and said seriously, "Well, yes, but there are other similar--beauties?"

The old bustard's eyes immediately turned into two lines of laughter, and then he showed a sad face, "It's good that we Qingcheng can catch the eyes of two distinguished guests, but our Zuihua landlord makes a living with girls, and Qingcheng is so rare and hard to find. Secondly, I am afraid that the business will not be easy to do, so I only have this one, I wonder what your plan is?"

Xianyun nodded, put away the folding fan, "Make an offer, I'll buy this Qingcheng."

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