White and quiet

The so-called journey of no return is of course a literal meaning.

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When they reached the door, a carriage covered in black cloth was leaving.Where it has passed, there is still a pool of blood.

"This car is covered with a black cloth. What is it for? Where is it going?"

Yu Guining's posture with his hands behind his back was quite like a knowledgeable elder, and he said in a dignified manner: "Those who do not return are all immortals who have fallen into the devil's way. This is going to drag you to the Fallen Immortal Terrace. Disperse your cultivation base , forever."

"Oh? And so on."

"What are you looking at! You also want to be dragged to the Immortal Terrace!" Yu Guining raised his hand, and suddenly became a violent girl, intending to punish the storyteller.I don't know what he just did.

Entering is the way of no return, leaving is asking where.

Almost every fallen person who has never returned will ask with a sigh, "Where are we going?" Is it life or death?

The journey of no return can be described as an iron wall, with cinnabar spells drawn on it, and the inside is known to be very bad luck!And each prison is divided into different levels from the inside to the outside.There are different methods of suppression.

It's just a point of no return, and it's fairly light.

Yu Guining's sect of faith is seldom practiced, coupled with Xia He's fascination method!

On the way of no return, just enter casually!

I heard Prison Scooter said: "This is the eighth! Hey, I can make two tables of mahjong!"

"Eight? So many?" Shang Ziyou was unbelievable, who gave them the courage to say it about the Lord God!

Originally, these storytellers were not under the control of Xianmen.But who told them to say who was bad, the more they said, the more confused they became, and they were caught and there was no return.

Especially when you enter here, you are not honest.As soon as the two lips touched, they intended to complain, but gradually they started talking!

The cruel official said: "These storytellers rely on storytelling to support their families, and they are the best at telling stories! A few people make do together, and they can make up dozens of jokes in a short time! You say that they are chasing after the wind and blindly thinking｜Ba guess, they are not afraid of those three stories. Inch muddy!"

"What is the three-inch clay?"

Xia He's eyes darkened, and suddenly the seriousness was the faint anger in his brows!

It's just that the focus is not on him, and no one pays attention at all.

The cruel official stuck out his tongue and pointed: "Look~" he explained, "It is said that the Lord of the underworld dominates the underworld and establishes various criminal laws to punish evil spirits. This three-inch clay is to punish those who spread rumors! Hanging tongues, like this .Well!"

The cruel official imitated it very well, he really stretched out his tongue, swallowed the sky in one gulp, and his round eyes were about to stick out.

When the storyteller heard it, he was already hunched over, let alone straightened up!

"Hahaha!"

It has to be said that Ziyou has seen this before, and that's how the four angels in Yanghupo came to be.He also listened to the prison history for a few paragraphs, and finally sighed, listening to him, he knew it all!

Shang Ziyou laughed loudly: "Interesting and interesting. I'll trouble you to lock them all in one room."

"Ziyou, what are you going to do?"

"Listen to the book. What else can I do?"

Only then did he realize that Xia He's complexion was foul-smelling!Not serious at all, with a stern face, the look of wanting to run someone over.It is others who hate, but it is him who stares.

Shang Ziyou hid behind Yu Guining: "I don't care, I just want to listen. If you dare to carry me back, I'll make you kneel on the washboard."

"..."

"Humph~"

Yu Guining took two steps to the side.

"Eh? You agreed to protect me?"

The "backer" was gone, Yu Guining still disliked him and said: "You fake man is too demonic, stay away from me."

puff!Shang Ziyou spat out a mouthful of old blood!

Fake man!Too demon!it's all...

"Hahaha! Miss Yu, do you think I'm beautiful?" Shang Ziyou was flirtatious with face, she was tender and fresh at the age of twenty-six, just right to pretend to be a girl.

Yu Guining gritted his teeth and rolled his eyes, shaking his skin with goosebumps.Hurry up and move forward.

"Hahahahaha!"

The cool official was dumbfounded, seeing his strange and cute eyes.Probably also do not agree with the relationship between the two men.After being stunned, he hurriedly followed Yu Guining behind his buttocks: "Hey~ Your Excellency, please wait for me!"

"I'm happy."

Shang Ziyou looked back at Bai Meisheng with a smile, and his brain collapsed immediately.

"Yo! The dignified god is so careful~"

"Ooooh!" Qianhua also echoed.

Seeing Xia He's slanted eyes suddenly, Shangzi stopped his mouth knowingly, and took a step towards the wall by the way.

He has a weakness that only Xia He, Ding Qiuyu, and Yu Yi know about.It's just that Xia He is the only one who dares to poke his weakness.

"Ah! Ah!!!"

Sudden--

This cry is from the storyteller, could it be that he was beaten again?

It can only be said that he was too unlucky to meet such a tigress as Yu Guining.

Especially when the cruel official introduced himself, he is like a human being, and he hates cultivating evil spirits and crooked generations the most!Thinking about how many people were killed by that ghost car plank road, I spit three mouthfuls!

At this time, the cruel official turned back: "It's not good! Come in, two gentlemen!"

Only then did they realize that something was wrong!

Unexpectedly, rushing quickly, it was actually a trick of three inches of mud!

Each of the seven storytellers was in a cage, and they were all dropped to death with their tongues hanging!

The cool official said: "It seems that the rumors are true, the Lord of the Underworld has returned from the dead!"

This--

The lord of the underworld came back from the dead and returned with vengeance?

The faces of the two were solemn, facing the corpses, their moods were confused.

It's even more unbelievable that the storyteller was frightened crazy, and he and Qianhua barked at each other!

"Three-inch Nili. In the past...was there really such a criminal law?"

Xia He didn't answer.You don't have to look at his face to know that there is.And it must have been set up by him!

The frightened storyteller uttered obscenities, pointed at Qianhua and yelled: "You are such a good dog! Dog! Dog dog! Rumor has it that the Lord of the Underworld is a dog!"

With a flick of Xia He's sleeves, the lunatic hit the wall and passed out?

Oh, really—

The cruel officials packed up the lunatic like sundries and threw it to the jailer who heard the sound.Can't help echoing: "In today's chaotic world, evil spirits are domineering! It's all caused by the Lord of the Underworld! Bah! Death is not a pity!"

Hearing him yelling, Shang Ziyou stopped Xia He immediately with sharp eyes and quick hands.He knew that he wanted to defend himself too much, and he didn't want to be tainted with such a stigma for the rest of his life.

Although he didn't have the memory of that past, he felt the same way.

No wonder, no matter what the reason is, it does have an indistinct relationship with him!

He deserves what he deserves!

Out of this prison, he is still him.Mood was not affected.It was Xia He, who hugged his head and smiled: "I don't even care, why are you so petty, old man?"

Xia He's face was serious, and even his brows were furrowed, and they were also very stingy.This is reassuring.

He said, "It was you who got rid of the demon."

"Oh~ a merit!" He was full of pride.

"It's your troubled times and demon disasters."

"Hmm~ I'm really mighty and domineering!"

Xia He stared at Shang Ziyou: They all know that you lost, lost your life, and caused disasters.But I don't know why you lost!

If you don't get an inch of pure land, you should guard an inch of pure land around the whole world.Is it greedy?

Sigh: One leaf blocks the eyes, only seeing the day.

In 3000, things changed and people changed.Who still remembers the flirtatious purple dress, drawing the bow and shooting arrows furiously, and thinking of the world.

The scorching moonlight and the dusty night are already a game in a dream that no one knows.

"It's not your fault."

When he was in the human world, he was in Yueshuomen.A voice of unwillingness, "Why can you cultivate to become immortals, but I can't!" can turn into a monster with a clear conscience!

At that moment, he seemed to be dreaming back to the heaven, intriguing, greedy and crazy.

Xia He looked at Shang Ziyou but echoed a few times, and even pretended to be complacent.

"sorry."

"My husband!" Shang Ziyou finally concluded!She stood there with her hips akimbo and her chest raised, waiting.

That's good, and he's back to the age when he was born and Li'er didn't know how to suffer.

Xia He was condescending and didn't talk nonsense with him. He poked his two fingers on Shangzi's waist, and he was very accurate!He easily carried the man on his shoulders.

"Xia Wuyuan, you are not a thing, and you sneaked up on the young master again!"

"Yeah." Xia He deserved to be quite straightforward!

"Where are you taking me!"

"When it gets dark, we will go back to the mountain after removing the living corpses."

"Then you don't have to carry me!"

"Habit."

"You!" With such an answer, he was speechless!

The two found an inn to rest, and the bandage on Xia He's back was already red.

However, after peeling it off, only a shallow scar remained.After all, it is the panacea of ​​Xianmen, and it does have miraculous effects!

For one night it was fine.

But the pain is still there.Shang Ziyou also suffered pain, the damage caused by the flying blade of reincarnation can be repaired by nourishing the spirit, and it will be healed in seven or eight days.

Nothing will happen if you don't go to the domineering path of reincarnation!

If it's an ordinary person, then you'll be rejuvenated directly!

Shang Ziyou put the new clothes on the hanger, and pushed Xia He into the hall.

He rolled up his sleeves, patted the tub and ordered, "Take off your clothes! Climb in!"

This is what Xia He has always done to him, but now he has a different mood?That is toughness!

Xia He spread her arms.Shang Ziyou understood: "Xia Wuyuan, don't push yourself too far!"

"undress."

Shangzi Youwo was testing the water beside the bathtub, and smiled charmingly at Xia He: "Come on. There will be a surprise when you sit in."

surprise?

Xia He believed Shang Ziyou's words, but the word "surprise" had to be taken apart to see the correct answer.

But Xia He was not afraid, took off her clothes and sat in: "What's the surprise?"

Sudden!Shang Ziyou kissed her away, and she was really pleasantly surprised!

3000 years of protection, according to Yu Shangziyou, he gave it too late!

In the past 12 years, the two have been like father and son, and they have never been ambiguous!

Now it was Shang Ziyou's first time.

A kiss is very long, but it also has a beginning and an end.

However, Xia He gave Shang Ziyou to raise Pi.

After the kiss, Shang Ziyou moved away slowly, facing Xia He at an arm's length, teasing Xiaozui deliberately to seduce him.

Unexpectedly, Xia Hetai closed his eyes in meditation.

"Hahaha~" Shang Ziyou stretched out his hand and picked Xia He's chin, "Such indifference is not as good as my master's. Madam, wait for my master to grow up for another two years, and I will be satisfied with you."

Hearing his heart-pounding words, Xia He remained unmoved.

Shang Ziyou's goal was not achieved, and he was unwilling to do so, so he started to pay the debt again!Suddenly his hand was caught, and his two fingers hit the weak point.Immediately, he was pulled into the water and sat in the middle.

This time he was honest.

"What did you just say?"

"Ahahahaha! Husband is wrong! I am wrong! Itchy! Tears! Hahahahaha!"

Shang Ziyou's weakness is ticklishness, he never had it in his previous life, and he doesn't know how to get it in this life.The soft acupoint is on the waist, and you will admit it when you poke it.

Shang Ziyou hurriedly turned it out, and said childishly, "Hmph! You bullied me again! I won't play with you anymore!"

"Where?"

"Change clothes, why? My lord, are you...wanting to take a peek?" Shang Ziyou lightly raised his fingers, Xia He really came out, and put on the robe after coming out.

Shang Ziyou's side is not so neat, tidying up this outfit, it is also out of habit that he must show his six-pack abs!

It is precisely because of his hobby that there are wild flowers everywhere waiting for him to grow up!I don't know whether to be married or to be married?

Xia He was furious!Be sure to pull it up: "If you pack like this again, you will never want to leave the palace gate in the future!"

"It's not a big girl with yellow flowers, look at you, you are stingy." Touching the lining, "Look, you are strangling the dog. You can be cruel to such a delicate flower stamen in my slave house. I really don't know how to be sympathetic."

Xia He's worried brows faded away, and the nameless fire of karma in his heart was exhausted by Shang Ziyou, a shameful woman.

Shang Ziyou still didn't think it was enough, and when he lay down on the bed, Xia He lost his mind. At that time, he already had long hair draped around his shoulders, with two twin peaks in his arms.

giggle~

It really is immortal.

On the first side, he is like this.

Ning Yehua blooms at sunrise and loses at sunset!

Thousands of flowers fall, and a wisp of blue silk blows on the face.He raised his head and looked at that delicate face, with narrow and beautiful eyes slightly narrowed.Dressed in purple clothes, with black hair in hand, deliberately teasing him.

At first glance, he thought it was a little girl.

Shang Ziyou acted like a monster, jumped off and rode on his lap.Where does a five-year-old have breasts!He was playing tricks on him on purpose, facing each other with bare chests, chattering: "I heard that men like long hair and beautiful looks. It's best to have five steamed buns here! A woman with a flamboyant air! Look, I'm beautiful Isn't it beautiful?"

"Ouch!"

So Xia He beat up Shang Ziyou from his previous life, and beat him back to his original form!It turned out to be a boy!

Shangzi Youdeng became anxious immediately, got up and fought him again!

Shang Ziyou in his previous life was so unrestrained!

If it is said that he was just on a whim at the beginning, but he does not know when it started.Shang Ziyou tempted him in every possible way.

Until—that year.