I keep peace by drawing cards
Chapter 58 The Childish Adult
Ania was still wondering if Heisher had turned into a dog, she kept asking curiously, "Why did Uncle Shir turn into a dog?"
"How did Uncle Shier turn into a dog?"
"Man can turn into a dog? Why?"
Children are already very curious and like to ask why, not to mention that Ania is a little girl who is more curious than ordinary children.
Gojo Satoru only felt hundreds of flies flying around his ears, buzzing non-stop.
At the sound of footsteps, Zapp immediately pulled Gojo Satoru to hide behind the door.
Armored guards opened the door and took Aniya and Fu Heihui away.
The two didn't quarrel, Zapp gave them a gesture and quietly followed.
Guards took them to a banquet hall.
Gojo Satoru and Zapp put on their armor and helmet again, pretending to be guards and sending messages.
Soon, Zapp became acquainted with a guard.
"The human man didn't know what he did. The pirate captain actually agreed to the invitation to come to the banquet. The queen let go of the two little ghosts brought by the human man as soon as she was happy."
Zapp rubbed his chin, unexpectedly, Fu Heisher had a way of chasing men.
Gojo Satoru was not idle either, and sorted out the love-hate relationship between the pirate captain and the mermaid queen from some gossip guards.
To sum it up, it's a wishful love story where she "loves" him and he doesn't love her.
Gojo Satoru puts the mermaid queen's love in quotation marks. He actually thinks that the mermaid queen is just greedy for the body of a man she can't get, and doesn't love the pirate captain much.
Zapp learned from the guard that the pirate captain always dismisses the Mermaid Queen's overtures. This time, everyone in the Underwater Kingdom was shocked to agree to the Queen's invitation to come to the banquet.
Someone whispered: "Maybe there is some conspiracy."
Someone retorted: "What kind of conspiracy, isn't it that the pirate captain fell under the charm of the Queen's fishtail."
"But the mermaid queen has invited you so many times before, and the pirate captain has never been to the underwater city. Why did he come suddenly this time?"
"Don't guess a man's mind, you can't figure it out after guessing."
"Hey, don't guess what the queen is thinking, either."
Where there are people, there is gossip, and Zap even knows that a certain guard is having an affair with the queen's maid.
The huge anchor fell not far from the palace, and there was a huge ship on the sea above the palace, and the shadow covered the palace.
The sea water swayed, and the heavy horn sounded.
Anya sat stiffly on the chair, she didn't dare to move, for fear that the mermaid queen would eat her.
[This little girl smells so good. 】
【Sigh, it's a pity that Mr. Shier can't eat it. 】
The mermaid queen sitting on the high seat licked her lower lip, which was stained with water, making it even more gorgeous.
[First get that duplicitous pirate captain. 】
[There is no man in this world that I can't get! 】
The mermaid queen has a lot of activities in her heart.
The sudden sound of the horn made Anya fall off the stool, and Fu Heihui grabbed her and pulled her down on the chair again.
Ana looked out.
Mermaids that change into fish tails when they meet water line up in two rows and float in the water to welcome the arrival of the pirate captain.
Following the iron chain connected to the anchor, the pirate captain's men went into the water one by one, passed through the barrier and landed.
The moment it passes through the barrier, the water that wets the clothes is evaporated.
Pirates in uniform lined up, waiting for the arrival of the pirate captain.
Ania's eyes widened, their eyes flickering.
"It's so cool," she murmured.
[What's cool, extravagance and waste, engaging in meaningless ostentation. 】
Fu Heihui's expression was calm, and he didn't even move his brows.
The coolest kid in the world, right next to Ania.
The appearance of the pirate captain is not cool anymore, but Fu Heihui is cooler.
Zapp said sourly: "It's so handsome."
Wujo Wu had a sweet dessert in his mouth, and said in a sticky tone, "Are you lemon essence? It's sour at every turn."
Zapp gritted his teeth and said, "Can you shut up? There's nothing I like to hear."
The pirate captain steps into the barrier.
He was wearing the same pirate outfit as his subordinates, there was no difference, except that he had an extra hat covering half of his face.
Zapp squinted his eyes to barely see his face.
The pirate captain's skin was very white, so white that he hadn't seen the sun all year round, and he could vaguely see the blue blood vessels.
His face was very white, but his lips were very bright, as if he had just sucked blood and was stained with blood.
Zapp complained: "I thought the pirate captain was like Depp, with heavy smoky makeup, unshaven, and a sloppy look. Who knows, this guy has a pretty face."
He touched his face, and wiped the powerful abdominal muscles under the armor.
Has dark skinned muscular dudes like him fallen out of favor?
Gojo Satoru raised his chin, exchanged glances with Fu Heisher, who was lazily sitting next to the mermaid queen, and parted his gaze.
"The mermaid queen's vision is still very unified, isn't there a 'little boy' sitting next to her?"
Zapp was speechless.
In terms of appearance, Fu Heisher's facial features are open and closed, his skin is not fair, and there is a scar from top to bottom on the corner of his mouth, which cannot be regarded as a "little white face" appearance at all.
But his posture gives people a feeling of "he is eating soft food, what's wrong with tough guys eating soft food", so "little boy" fits him inexplicably.
Gojo Satoru suggested: "I don't like his arrogance. Isn't he just a dog-headed military commander teaching the mermaid queen to chase men? I think if you give advice to the mermaid queen, he will have nothing to do with him." gone."
Zapp pointed at him: "Don't provoke me, it's useless. I can pick up women, but I can't teach women to pick up other men."
Gojo Satoru: "Is there any difference between these two?"
"It's a big difference. Why should I create enemies for myself? Am I full of water in my head?" Zapp said, "The mermaid queen is pretty good-looking. You said I sacrificed myself to protect everyone, isn't it? great."
Gojo Satoru vomited: "Dirty and filthy adults."
Zapp rubbed Gojo Satoru with a smile: "No, no, no, you won't..."
Gojo Satoru lowered his face and stuffed the leftover dessert into Zapp's mouth.
"No no no no!!"
The pirate captain came to the banquet hall aggressively with his men, and the mermaid queen prepared a banquet.
"Is the Queen sincerely here to talk about cooperation, or is she playing tricks?"
The pirate captain had a serious face and was not kind at all.
The mermaid queen glanced at Fuheshier next to her, and after receiving the instructions, she poured a glass of wine for the pirate captain with a smile, and said lightly: "Captain, I know you want the treasure on Neverland, and I know there is a special route , allowing your ship to land on Neverland."
The pirate captain pushed away the wine poured by the Mermaid Queen, and with a gloomy smile, he said directly, "What do you want?"
The mermaid queen winked at the pirate captain ambiguously: "I want you."
[After playing for a few nights after I get it, I guess I will get bored. 】
[When the time comes, kill him and take the treasure for yourself. 】
[With money, no man can get it. 】
Arnia opened her mouth slightly and took a sip of her drink.
My lord... my lord is so scary!
The pirate captain picked up the wine glass and toasted the Mermaid Queen.
He drank the wine in the glass, and his pale face was flushed.
Slightly downcast, slightly gloomy eyes, more colorful.
"First wish me landing on Neverland, and I will let you get whatever you want."
[Heh, what are women, money is important? 】
Arnia: "..."
Ah... the true love of the pirate captain and the mermaid queen is money, right?
【Obtain the treasure first, and then razed this nasty mermaid queen and her underwater city to the ground. 】
[Her eyes are disgusting. 】
[The man next to him is also disgusting. 】
Anya looked at Fuhesher distressedly.
Uncle Shi'er is so miserable, innocent lying down.
The Mermaid Queen and the Pirate Captain have different ideas, and both want to cheat.
Fu Heisher slumped on the chair with a casual posture.
Holding his chin, he was looking at the two people who were fighting each other.
The desire in their eyes was too obvious, even if they suppressed it a bit, he could still see through their thoughts.
Fu Heisher has his own little plan, using the cover of these two forces to make them confront those who want to compete for the treasure map.
Both lose, and then he wins.
Fu Heisher noticed that the aborigines on the island did not know about the treasure map and the electronic display that announced the location. He keenly felt that the aborigines were just like the NPCs in the game, increasing the risk of uncertainty in the game, and Those who participate in the treasure scramble, that is, "players", can use the power of NPCs to get what they want.
Is it a game...
Fu Heisher sneered, he would not be a player controlled by the game system.
After the banquet, the pirate captain and his subordinates stayed in the palace. Tomorrow morning, the mermaid queen will go to Neverland with him.
With the pirate captain, the mermaid queen doesn't care much about Fuhesher.
"Why are you here? Do you want a treasure map too?"
Fu Heisher took off the gown that bound him, not at all afraid that these two people would affect his acquisition of the treasure.
Zapp: "Mr. Fuhei, you are doing well."
Fu Heisher waved his hand: "So-so."
Gojo Satoru: "?"
Two disgusting adults.
Fu Heisher said bluntly: "Do you want to cooperate?"
Zapp said bluntly: "That depends on whether Mr. Fuhei is sincere in his cooperation."
Fu Heisher patted his chest: "I promise to be sincere."
Gojo Satoru: "Hehe."
Fu Heisher: "Didn't that love baby say that only people with a treasure map can enter Neverland? The Mermaid Queen knows that there is a special route that is different from the route on the treasure map, and she can enter Neverland. In other words, We can follow them into Neverland by that special route."
love baby?Who?
He couldn't be talking about dreaming, right?
Zapp bent over and coughed, choking on the spit.
Fu Heihui: "How do you know that the route mentioned by the Mermaid Queen is different from the route on the treasure map?"
Fu Heisher sneered and said: "Little devil, you don't think that I can't see the treasure map if you hide it, you are too young."
Gojo Satoru threw up the grapes in his hand and took them with his mouth.
The juice exploded in his mouth, he shook his body, it was so sour...
He covered his face, drooling from his mouth, and asked vaguely, "Why did you take the route of the Mermaid Queen to enter Neverland instead of the route on the treasure map?"
Fu Heisher: "The treasure map binds these two little ghosts. We are not the ones who own the treasure map. We can't enter Neverland without the treasure map if we follow the route indicated on the treasure map."
Gojo Satoru looked into Fu Heisher's eyes and suddenly smiled and said, "Every hour the location of the person who owns the treasure map is announced. You want to lure other people into Neverland together."
The meaning of Fu Heisher's smile was unclear: "Since it's a game, wouldn't it be more fun to play it bigger?"
Zapp had a headache and said, "Are you sure they can enter Neverland with the Mermaid Queen?"
Fu Heisher shrugged: "Not sure."
"Huh?" Zapp's face twisted, "You're playing with me, aren't you?"
Fuheshier looked at the countdown display.
"The NPC gave a hidden customs clearance method, you said, wouldn't the person in charge of the game know?"
Zapp yelled, "Riddler get out of HL."
Wujo Wu nodded his head and sighed: "Senior, your head is indeed full of water."
Zapp rolled up his sleeves, and said darkly, "I don't know if there is water in my head, but I know, I can beat you until your head is full of bruises."
The two fought around the house.
Arnia sighed vicissitudes: "My lord, you are so childish."
Fu Heihui nodded.
Agree.
Adults are the most childish creatures, bar none.
"How did Uncle Shier turn into a dog?"
"Man can turn into a dog? Why?"
Children are already very curious and like to ask why, not to mention that Ania is a little girl who is more curious than ordinary children.
Gojo Satoru only felt hundreds of flies flying around his ears, buzzing non-stop.
At the sound of footsteps, Zapp immediately pulled Gojo Satoru to hide behind the door.
Armored guards opened the door and took Aniya and Fu Heihui away.
The two didn't quarrel, Zapp gave them a gesture and quietly followed.
Guards took them to a banquet hall.
Gojo Satoru and Zapp put on their armor and helmet again, pretending to be guards and sending messages.
Soon, Zapp became acquainted with a guard.
"The human man didn't know what he did. The pirate captain actually agreed to the invitation to come to the banquet. The queen let go of the two little ghosts brought by the human man as soon as she was happy."
Zapp rubbed his chin, unexpectedly, Fu Heisher had a way of chasing men.
Gojo Satoru was not idle either, and sorted out the love-hate relationship between the pirate captain and the mermaid queen from some gossip guards.
To sum it up, it's a wishful love story where she "loves" him and he doesn't love her.
Gojo Satoru puts the mermaid queen's love in quotation marks. He actually thinks that the mermaid queen is just greedy for the body of a man she can't get, and doesn't love the pirate captain much.
Zapp learned from the guard that the pirate captain always dismisses the Mermaid Queen's overtures. This time, everyone in the Underwater Kingdom was shocked to agree to the Queen's invitation to come to the banquet.
Someone whispered: "Maybe there is some conspiracy."
Someone retorted: "What kind of conspiracy, isn't it that the pirate captain fell under the charm of the Queen's fishtail."
"But the mermaid queen has invited you so many times before, and the pirate captain has never been to the underwater city. Why did he come suddenly this time?"
"Don't guess a man's mind, you can't figure it out after guessing."
"Hey, don't guess what the queen is thinking, either."
Where there are people, there is gossip, and Zap even knows that a certain guard is having an affair with the queen's maid.
The huge anchor fell not far from the palace, and there was a huge ship on the sea above the palace, and the shadow covered the palace.
The sea water swayed, and the heavy horn sounded.
Anya sat stiffly on the chair, she didn't dare to move, for fear that the mermaid queen would eat her.
[This little girl smells so good. 】
【Sigh, it's a pity that Mr. Shier can't eat it. 】
The mermaid queen sitting on the high seat licked her lower lip, which was stained with water, making it even more gorgeous.
[First get that duplicitous pirate captain. 】
[There is no man in this world that I can't get! 】
The mermaid queen has a lot of activities in her heart.
The sudden sound of the horn made Anya fall off the stool, and Fu Heihui grabbed her and pulled her down on the chair again.
Ana looked out.
Mermaids that change into fish tails when they meet water line up in two rows and float in the water to welcome the arrival of the pirate captain.
Following the iron chain connected to the anchor, the pirate captain's men went into the water one by one, passed through the barrier and landed.
The moment it passes through the barrier, the water that wets the clothes is evaporated.
Pirates in uniform lined up, waiting for the arrival of the pirate captain.
Ania's eyes widened, their eyes flickering.
"It's so cool," she murmured.
[What's cool, extravagance and waste, engaging in meaningless ostentation. 】
Fu Heihui's expression was calm, and he didn't even move his brows.
The coolest kid in the world, right next to Ania.
The appearance of the pirate captain is not cool anymore, but Fu Heihui is cooler.
Zapp said sourly: "It's so handsome."
Wujo Wu had a sweet dessert in his mouth, and said in a sticky tone, "Are you lemon essence? It's sour at every turn."
Zapp gritted his teeth and said, "Can you shut up? There's nothing I like to hear."
The pirate captain steps into the barrier.
He was wearing the same pirate outfit as his subordinates, there was no difference, except that he had an extra hat covering half of his face.
Zapp squinted his eyes to barely see his face.
The pirate captain's skin was very white, so white that he hadn't seen the sun all year round, and he could vaguely see the blue blood vessels.
His face was very white, but his lips were very bright, as if he had just sucked blood and was stained with blood.
Zapp complained: "I thought the pirate captain was like Depp, with heavy smoky makeup, unshaven, and a sloppy look. Who knows, this guy has a pretty face."
He touched his face, and wiped the powerful abdominal muscles under the armor.
Has dark skinned muscular dudes like him fallen out of favor?
Gojo Satoru raised his chin, exchanged glances with Fu Heisher, who was lazily sitting next to the mermaid queen, and parted his gaze.
"The mermaid queen's vision is still very unified, isn't there a 'little boy' sitting next to her?"
Zapp was speechless.
In terms of appearance, Fu Heisher's facial features are open and closed, his skin is not fair, and there is a scar from top to bottom on the corner of his mouth, which cannot be regarded as a "little white face" appearance at all.
But his posture gives people a feeling of "he is eating soft food, what's wrong with tough guys eating soft food", so "little boy" fits him inexplicably.
Gojo Satoru suggested: "I don't like his arrogance. Isn't he just a dog-headed military commander teaching the mermaid queen to chase men? I think if you give advice to the mermaid queen, he will have nothing to do with him." gone."
Zapp pointed at him: "Don't provoke me, it's useless. I can pick up women, but I can't teach women to pick up other men."
Gojo Satoru: "Is there any difference between these two?"
"It's a big difference. Why should I create enemies for myself? Am I full of water in my head?" Zapp said, "The mermaid queen is pretty good-looking. You said I sacrificed myself to protect everyone, isn't it? great."
Gojo Satoru vomited: "Dirty and filthy adults."
Zapp rubbed Gojo Satoru with a smile: "No, no, no, you won't..."
Gojo Satoru lowered his face and stuffed the leftover dessert into Zapp's mouth.
"No no no no!!"
The pirate captain came to the banquet hall aggressively with his men, and the mermaid queen prepared a banquet.
"Is the Queen sincerely here to talk about cooperation, or is she playing tricks?"
The pirate captain had a serious face and was not kind at all.
The mermaid queen glanced at Fuheshier next to her, and after receiving the instructions, she poured a glass of wine for the pirate captain with a smile, and said lightly: "Captain, I know you want the treasure on Neverland, and I know there is a special route , allowing your ship to land on Neverland."
The pirate captain pushed away the wine poured by the Mermaid Queen, and with a gloomy smile, he said directly, "What do you want?"
The mermaid queen winked at the pirate captain ambiguously: "I want you."
[After playing for a few nights after I get it, I guess I will get bored. 】
[When the time comes, kill him and take the treasure for yourself. 】
[With money, no man can get it. 】
Arnia opened her mouth slightly and took a sip of her drink.
My lord... my lord is so scary!
The pirate captain picked up the wine glass and toasted the Mermaid Queen.
He drank the wine in the glass, and his pale face was flushed.
Slightly downcast, slightly gloomy eyes, more colorful.
"First wish me landing on Neverland, and I will let you get whatever you want."
[Heh, what are women, money is important? 】
Arnia: "..."
Ah... the true love of the pirate captain and the mermaid queen is money, right?
【Obtain the treasure first, and then razed this nasty mermaid queen and her underwater city to the ground. 】
[Her eyes are disgusting. 】
[The man next to him is also disgusting. 】
Anya looked at Fuhesher distressedly.
Uncle Shi'er is so miserable, innocent lying down.
The Mermaid Queen and the Pirate Captain have different ideas, and both want to cheat.
Fu Heisher slumped on the chair with a casual posture.
Holding his chin, he was looking at the two people who were fighting each other.
The desire in their eyes was too obvious, even if they suppressed it a bit, he could still see through their thoughts.
Fu Heisher has his own little plan, using the cover of these two forces to make them confront those who want to compete for the treasure map.
Both lose, and then he wins.
Fu Heisher noticed that the aborigines on the island did not know about the treasure map and the electronic display that announced the location. He keenly felt that the aborigines were just like the NPCs in the game, increasing the risk of uncertainty in the game, and Those who participate in the treasure scramble, that is, "players", can use the power of NPCs to get what they want.
Is it a game...
Fu Heisher sneered, he would not be a player controlled by the game system.
After the banquet, the pirate captain and his subordinates stayed in the palace. Tomorrow morning, the mermaid queen will go to Neverland with him.
With the pirate captain, the mermaid queen doesn't care much about Fuhesher.
"Why are you here? Do you want a treasure map too?"
Fu Heisher took off the gown that bound him, not at all afraid that these two people would affect his acquisition of the treasure.
Zapp: "Mr. Fuhei, you are doing well."
Fu Heisher waved his hand: "So-so."
Gojo Satoru: "?"
Two disgusting adults.
Fu Heisher said bluntly: "Do you want to cooperate?"
Zapp said bluntly: "That depends on whether Mr. Fuhei is sincere in his cooperation."
Fu Heisher patted his chest: "I promise to be sincere."
Gojo Satoru: "Hehe."
Fu Heisher: "Didn't that love baby say that only people with a treasure map can enter Neverland? The Mermaid Queen knows that there is a special route that is different from the route on the treasure map, and she can enter Neverland. In other words, We can follow them into Neverland by that special route."
love baby?Who?
He couldn't be talking about dreaming, right?
Zapp bent over and coughed, choking on the spit.
Fu Heihui: "How do you know that the route mentioned by the Mermaid Queen is different from the route on the treasure map?"
Fu Heisher sneered and said: "Little devil, you don't think that I can't see the treasure map if you hide it, you are too young."
Gojo Satoru threw up the grapes in his hand and took them with his mouth.
The juice exploded in his mouth, he shook his body, it was so sour...
He covered his face, drooling from his mouth, and asked vaguely, "Why did you take the route of the Mermaid Queen to enter Neverland instead of the route on the treasure map?"
Fu Heisher: "The treasure map binds these two little ghosts. We are not the ones who own the treasure map. We can't enter Neverland without the treasure map if we follow the route indicated on the treasure map."
Gojo Satoru looked into Fu Heisher's eyes and suddenly smiled and said, "Every hour the location of the person who owns the treasure map is announced. You want to lure other people into Neverland together."
The meaning of Fu Heisher's smile was unclear: "Since it's a game, wouldn't it be more fun to play it bigger?"
Zapp had a headache and said, "Are you sure they can enter Neverland with the Mermaid Queen?"
Fu Heisher shrugged: "Not sure."
"Huh?" Zapp's face twisted, "You're playing with me, aren't you?"
Fuheshier looked at the countdown display.
"The NPC gave a hidden customs clearance method, you said, wouldn't the person in charge of the game know?"
Zapp yelled, "Riddler get out of HL."
Wujo Wu nodded his head and sighed: "Senior, your head is indeed full of water."
Zapp rolled up his sleeves, and said darkly, "I don't know if there is water in my head, but I know, I can beat you until your head is full of bruises."
The two fought around the house.
Arnia sighed vicissitudes: "My lord, you are so childish."
Fu Heihui nodded.
Agree.
Adults are the most childish creatures, bar none.
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