I keep peace by drawing cards

Zapp fidgeted and turned around the room, the wooden floorboards creaking under his feet.

The phone rang, and Zap immediately said: "I have a mission, I'm going out to do it!"

A stream of light fell in front of him, embedded in the floor in front of his toes, and dissipated as light spots.

The toe of the white leather shoe was burnt with a black mark by the scorching heat of the streamer.

Zapp realized belatedly, kicked his feet up and jumped up.

"Pain pain pain pain pain!"

Yue continued to look down for the expensive tea he had put away, and he said coldly: "The teacher said, I want to see you."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." There was a long wail, "That old thing..."

The sharp arrow came with scalding heat, curling the silver hair around Zapp's ear, and he dodged quickly to avoid turning into an ear.

"...see what I do."

Zapp spat out the words that he hadn't finished just now.

"Yue!!! You are going to die!!! I almost lost my ears!!"

With tears in his eyes from fear, he jumped around the room like a flea.

The bow held in Yue's right hand was raised and aimed at him, and the two long and slender fingers caught the bowstring and stretched.

"wrong."

With a "snap", Zapp knelt down on his knees without hesitation, and quickly admitted his mistake, which stunned Gojo Satoshi next to him.

"Wrong, wrong, wrong!"

Zap didn't get up until the bow was no longer pointed at him.

He patted his chest, feeling terrified.

Almost, my life will be lost. Is it amazing to be able to draw a bow? !

Of course, Zap only dared to yell in his heart, but didn't dare to say such words.

Gojo Satoru held his face in his right hand, and turned around with the other hand holding the stick of the lollipop stuffed in his mouth.

He said vaguely: "Even if you are a scumbag... you can't... want to see the teacher so scared, right?"

He is so mischievous, and he wouldn't be like this when he met Teacher Noctua.

Zapp sat down, grabbed a lollipop from Wujou's pocket, and left. It tasted like green apples, just like his current mood, very sour.

"You don't know that old..." Looking at Yue sitting on the desk, Zapp silently swallowed the word "something", wiped away his tears bitterly and continued, "Teacher, how cruel he is."

Gojo Satoru closed the small book in his hand, put it in his pocket and asked with great interest, "How cruel?"

Zapp complained: "In order to let me quickly learn the blood-fighting method, he found a secret place. I wore a thin shirt and fished me in the snow in the cold winter and the twelfth lunar month. In summer, I was roasted by fire. Cruelly kick me off the cliff, or else I would have learned a new technique at a critical moment, and I would have been turned into meat."

"He also called it practice to exercise his body and temper his mind, which is obviously torture!!!"

Gojo Satoru blinked, and instead of sympathizing with him, he said: "No wonder you are so resistant to beating now, like an unbeatable Xiaoqiang, you have to thank your teacher."

"I thank him for being a big-headed ghost!"

The arrow brushed against Zapp's cheek, blood seeped out, and the brown skin became more colorful, but in the next second, the color was washed away by the owner of the face with an extremely beautiful emoji.

"You stinking master, I told you, you still have to make an inch, don't you?! Am I wrong? That old thing is a devil, a devil!"

He kept cursing, and didn't notice that Gojo Satoru, who was sitting on the sofa, quietly walked to the door and opened it, and he didn't hear the faint knock on the door covered by his scolding.

"I managed to escape from that devil's grasp. I definitely don't want to go back to that ghostly place!"

"The devil! The devil!"

"The devil? Who are you calling the devil, Zap?"

The scolding stopped abruptly, and Zapp suspected that he was hallucinating. He turned his head stiffly, his knees softened, and he almost knelt down.

His expression changed, and he said flatteringly: "Teacher, don't say anything when you come, so I can pick you up."

"Pick me up?" Takizawa Yume also smiled. He pulled his fingertips and pulled off a glove, "Pick me up, the devil?"

Obviously, the distance between the two fingertips was still five meters, but in an instant, the distance between them was reduced to nothing.

Takizawa Yumeya lightly tapped Zap's forehead with his fingertips, and the ice poured up from the floor, and Zap was frozen into an ice sculpture, only his head could move.

A very loud trembling sound came from Zapp's mouth.

Takizawa Yumeya slid his fingertips on Zapp's forehead, and a drop of blood oozes down and hangs on his nose and freezes into ice.

"Let me see if I have grown after so many years." Takizawa Yume also lowered his eyes, and put on the gloves he just took off, "Use this drop of blood to melt the ice, and if you can't untie it, freeze it for me." on."

"Demon, devil, devil, devil, devil...ghost!"

Takizawa Yume also patted his head, and quickly withdrew his hand in distaste: "You'd better save your energy and use the bleeding method to melt the ice before talking."

Yue served hot tea, her expression became gentler, and her voice was not as cold as that of others: "Teacher, drink tea."

Takizawa Yume also took the tea: "Thank you, it's you who put me at ease."

Gojo Satoru kept his eyes on Takizawa Yumeya, and as soon as he came, he cleaned up Zap neatly.

The teacher he imagined for Zapp and Moon City Snow Rabbit should be a middle-aged man in his thirties and 40s, with some scruffy stubble on his chin, wearing glasses, similar to Teacher Noctua.

He was too young, standing with them as if he was of the same age, and even looked younger than them.

Considering the "old stuff" Zap just yelled about, he wasn't old at all.

"Teacher, nothing will happen if Senior Zap is frozen like this?"

Xia Youjie, the teacher of Takizawa Yumeya and HL Conjuration Alliance's seniors, followed the trend and called him teacher.

He looked worriedly at Zapp who was stretching out his tongue to lick a drop of frozen blood on his nose, trying to melt the blood with his body temperature.

Takizawa Yume didn't care and said, "It's okay, even if you push him off the cliff, you won't be able to kill him."

The value of the powerful body's resistance to blows is not covered, and Takizawa Yume is not worried at all.

The light in front of him was blocked, Gojo Satoru was standing in front of him, and Takizawa Yume also looked up at him, his back was illuminated, and his outline was surrounded by a golden glow.

From this angle, five white eyelashes of Satoru could be seen through the slit below the glasses.

I used to see Gojo Satoru through the eyes of the cards, and only when I saw him in person did I realize that this seventeen or eighteen-year-old boy felt so oppressive.

His sense of oppression is not only reflected in his height, but also in his absolute strength.

Gojo Satoru dug in his pocket for a long time, and took out a notebook the size of a palm.

He stared blankly in front of Takizawa Yumeya.

Yuecheng Snow Rabbit snorted: "Wujowu, what are you doing?"

Takizawa Yume also raised her hand slightly, and lowered it slightly, indicating that Yue was fine.

He showed a gentle smile, and his attitude was like an elder treating an unreasonable junior, giving tolerance: "Mr. Wutiao, what is this?"

Gojo Satoru didn't speak, and pushed the book even further, touching the bridge of Takizawa Yumeya's nose.

"Wutiao-kun, for me?"

"open to take a look."

Takizawa Meng didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in the Wutiaowu gourd, so he took the book and opened it.

The first page read in large letters: Zapp's Incrimination Manual.

Takizawa Yumeya: "..."

Gojo Wu's characters are wide open and closed, his handwriting is decisive, and his hooks are sharp. His characters are just like his people, showing their sharpness.

When writing this word, he used a lot of strength, and the traces of the words were printed on the next page.

Takizawa Yume also turned back, and the content written inside was very simple.

xx, xx, xx.

bad mood.

Zapp stole a package of imported chocolates from me.

xx, xx, xx.

There is no good day in the mood.

Zapp, the dog, and Josie, who was busy making burgers when I was on a mission, didn't do anything, and the mission was contracted by me.

xx, xx, xx.

How can I be happy with shit like Zap around.

With a heavy heart, Zapp sat on the bed I just made, it was so disgusting, I bought a new one overnight.

xx, xx, xx.

Feeling very, very bad.

Zapp called me a silver-haired monkey ten times, was heartbroken, and didn't want to love anymore.

I think I look cool with silver hair.

……

The most recent date is today, so it should have been written not long ago.

xx, xx, xx.

I'm in a bad mood.

Zapp doesn't know how to respect teachers at all, unlike me, who respects teachers very much.

He kept calling him an "old man" and a "devil".

These are not important, what is important is that he snatched my last lollipop from my pocket.

Takizawa Yumeya: "..."

It's outrageous, Gojo Satoru is really patient and really holds grudges.

Thinking that it was made by Gojo Satoru, Takizawa Yume also felt that he was in the river again.

Wujo Wuyi said: "You are his teacher, and you have a great responsibility for teaching such a wicked student!"

"It's full of evil, this... can't be..."

"As for!"

Wujo Wu counted down Zapp's evidence one by one: "If you don't ask yourself, it's stealing! Your private life is chaotic, and you have spoiled a lot of girls. It's moral corruption! Speaking bad things about people, or teaching your teacher bad things, is disloyalty and unfilial piety!"

"He!" Gojo Satoru pointed at Zapp who was still trying to lick his nose, "full of evil!"

Xia Youjie was taken aback when he heard that, he stayed with Gojo Wujo for so long, why didn't he know that he had become so eloquent.

Having been with Senior Zapp for a long time, I have learned all the bad habits.

I used to have a bad personality, and now I'm even worse.

sigh.

When two people with bad personalities are together, they will not become positive, but will only infect each other worse.

With great difficulty, Zapp melted the drop of blood, and the blood beads condensed into thin blood lines, which seemed to wrap around the ice blocks that froze him all over.

He trembled, and said: "Blood fighting..."

"Orochi... Seven Hells..."

Flames ignited, cutting through the ice.

However, in the next second, the temperature dropped sharply, suppressing the burning flame.

Takizawa Yume also had a cold face, and said in a bad tone: "You should continue to freeze, and reflect on what heinous things you have done to your juniors."

Zapp: "????"

He was so angry that he spoke quickly: "You old bastard, tell me clearly, what heinous thing I did to my younger generation!!"

"I think you should also reflect on what heinous things you have done to me!! You devil, Heavenly Execution!!!"

Wutiao Wugong said: "Teacher, look, he is punishing you."

"Gojo Satoru, you silver-haired monkey, die for me!"

Gojo Satoru replied lazily: "Bounce back."

Zapp exasperated: "The rebound is invalid!"

Takizawa Yumeya: "..."

It was so noisy, just like the vegetable market, his soul was split into several parts, one part was arguing with Zapp, the other part was watching their quarrel with cold eyes, and the other part had ears buzzing due to the noise of the quarrel.

Takizawa Yume also felt that he was looking for guilt.

The doorbell came to his rescue.

Xia Youjie heaved a sigh of relief, and opened the door: "Mr. Gui?"

Gui Xiaotaro came in, followed by a mighty army of meatballs.

"I brought the babies to see you!"

Takizawa Yumeya pinched the cat coiled on top of his head with a paralyzed face.

Fuck off, he's dog pie.