Northeast Daxian Class

Boss Hu's thousand-year-old fox doesn't have much cultivation but has a thick skin, so he doesn't care about their jokes.He calmly took out his mobile phone and said: "The third thing, it's been another ten years, and everyone knows the regulations of our management bureau. Because we don't age or die, our appearance doesn't change much, so we have to re-register every ten years. Change your identity to live in the human world to avoid causing panic among humans.

In the next ten years, I don't think any of you have plans to retreat into the mountains to practice.So this time we are going to register personal information on this app called "Three Files".

After registration, the country will issue us a new ID card, allowing us to move freely in the human world.This is the latest version. I went to the bureau for training a while ago. If you don’t understand something, just ask me. "

The five people took out their mobile phones one after another and downloaded "Three Sessions Files".The interface of this app is extremely simple and easy to operate. You only need to enter the third session number to log in.This three-session number is the only number for other species that can use this app in three sessions other than normal humans, including but not limited to: ancient gods, gods, immortals, demons, ghosts, spiritual objects, magical plants, foreign gods, ghosts , immortals; legendary species, minority totems, psychic humans, academic humans who have studied for three years, staff and app customer service.

Boss Hu's serial number is: DB00006, which is a simple serial number that everyone envies. He first entered the interface and then instructed everyone to say: "The above legal clauses, privacy statement, etc., just click "Agree" and "Agree" , If you don’t agree, you won’t be allowed to register. Name, I have to come up with a new name, and the name Hu Yifei seems outdated.”

Manager Huang echoed: "Yes, yes, my Huang Xiaoming is also out of date, I need to have a name that is popular with idols now, Huang, what about Huang?"

Xiaobai in the pink cotton trousers muttered to himself: "I've called them Baijianjian, Baithorn, and Baizhenzhen before. This time, I want to give it a gentle name. I want to call it Baituantuan."

Manager Huang said: "Your name is Bai Tuantuan, then I will be called Huang Chengcheng. Isn't there an idol now called Han Chengcheng?"

Boss Hu said contemptuously: "You two names, one looks like sticky bean buns and the other looks like big pancakes, what's wrong, you both follow the staple food route of rural banquets?"

Manager Huang asked: "Isn't it fresh and refreshing? Yellow oranges, oranges in summer and satsuma in winter, so pure and lustful. How about my name is Huang Yibo, he is quite popular now."

Boss Hu was even more disdainful and said: "Huanhuang, Yibo, his surname is Wang! I know there is a man named Huang Bo, who looks more like a weasel than you."

Manager Huang threw the phone and said, "What's that called? People from the Northeast don't know how to name it. You just say that we live in this place, Changbai Mountain, to the east is Dongpo Donggou, and to the north is Beipo Beigou. It's not appropriate. The place that is not upright is called the main platform, the one next to the main platform is called the big platform, and the second one is called the third one.

Because we don't know how to name it, we are all on the hot list in the Northeast.Erye Liu, you are educated, please give me a name that sounds very pure and innocent. "

Second Master Liu looked at the lovely boy with maroon hair in front of him and said, "A young boy? How about calling him Huang Che, clear and clear, like the water in Tianchi Lake in Changbai Mountain, reflecting the blue sky, you can see to the end at a glance."

Boss Hu said with a constipated expression: "Hehe, it's still yellow and clear. I've heard that cyan is clear and bright. Your yellow color is so clear. Have you ever seen the water of the Yellow River? It's still like the water in Tianchi, Tianchi It’s the footbath of the Queen Mother. You haven’t heard of the story that humans have passed on? Even if you can see the water in the footbath to the end, what are you doing looking at it if you have nothing to do? What kind of artistic conception are you pursuing? "

Manager Huang lay flat on the kang like a deflated ball and muttered: "This is not good, and that is not good. Then what is your name? I hear how cultured your name is."

Boss Hu thought for a while and asked Manager Huang: "What kind of wind did you say just now, and what kind of wind is there?"

Manager Huang stood up and sat up and said: "Pure desire, pure, not saving, pay attention to Mandarin, don't always have an accent, it will make people listen to it. It means it looks pure, cute and attractive."

Boss Hu was not angry when his accent was corrected, but he said thoughtfully: "Ah, pure desire style, is this style very popular now? It can also seduce people, which fits my theme this year, so I will be called Hu Pure, right?"

"Pfft, hahahahahaha." Everyone suffocated their laughter, Manager Huang couldn't hold back his laughter and rolled over the kang, he was out of breath and said, "Brother, it seems that you got your name after drinking fake wine. , sounds like a fake wine name!"

"Then I will be called Hu Yu, Baoyu's jade, and the most popular man! I said he is so scumbag and so many sisters like him, his name is perfect! I will be called Hu Yu " Boss Hu said and entered his new name into the name column of the app.

Xiao Bai timidly asked Manager Huang: "Third brother, do you still call yourself Huang Che? If you don't, I want to call you Bai Che. I think the word 'Che' sounds nice."

Hu Yu, who had a new name, said to Xiaobai: "Bai Che, isn't that just nonsense, it doesn't sound good, the word Liu Laoer was not chosen well, and it doesn't match the color of you two."

Manager Huang touched Xiaobai’s pink cotton trousers and said, “Don’t listen to him Hu Lele, he should be called Hu Lele. What, it's called Bai Che, it's very suitable for your pure, lovely and beautiful young lady's personality. You'll become an internet celebrity when you hear it, and in the future, you'll be able to make purchases and live broadcasts to ensure that more people will come to you to buy goods." Bai Che nodded, and also in the name column Entered his new name.

"Xiaohui, don't you want to change it?" Manager Huang asked the boy who was researching the app there. Xiaohui shook his head and said, "I won't change it. This is the name Mr. Liu gave me, and that's the name I have."

Manager Huang asked Liu Er again: "Second brother, what's your name? What name will you give yourself this time? Your surname is nice, and you can call it anything."

Second Master Liu looked at Xiao Hui and said, "Aihui, Nianhui, Sixiao, I've called them all these hundred years, Xiaohui, what do you think I'll be called this time?"

Xiao Hui stammered and said: "I, I don't know, Mr. Liu, my Chinese is not very good, so I can't think of it."

"Ding!" Xiao Hui's app popped up a reminder, Xiao Hui stared at the phone, buckled it down, picked it up again to have a look, buckled it down again, and picked it up again.Manager Huang looked at him and asked strangely, "Xiao Hui, what's the matter? The phone bit your hand?"

With trembling hands, Xiao Hui said, "I, I'm an adult! I just uploaded a photo, verified, verified that I'm an adult!"

"Ding" was another notification sound from the phone, Xiao Hui opened it and saw that Bai Che had sent him a big red envelope, which read: Happy adult brother.Xiao Hui clicked on the red envelope and said in a daze, "Fourth brother, this red envelope is too, too much, I don't spend much money."

Bai Che said: "Our miniature animals look very small. It is not easy to be identified as an adult. I waited for more than 200 years to be identified as an adult. At that time, it was still an interview. People in the identification team thought I was an adult. Only an adult can be considered an adult. You grow tall, and you will be an adult in just 200 years. How wonderful, you can use your ID card as an adult in the future, and do what an adult can do."

Xiao Hui looked at Second Master Liu excitedly, and Second Master Liu smiled gratifiedly and said, "Then my new name will be Liu Chengshuang!" Xiao Hui read it silently: "Liu Chengshuang." A big smile appeared on his face .

The warm room with the boy's silly smiling face makes people feel extra comfortable and warm.Everyone sent red envelopes and blessings to Xiaohui, hoping that his life in the human world would be better because of his adulthood.

When others were immersed in the joy of young people becoming mature, Manager Huang was instantly inspired by the king, and announced loudly: "My name is Huang Shiba! Forever! Old Hu, don't talk, don't talk to interfere with my thinking!"

Hu Yu nodded and said, "Okay, I won't talk, let's see how old you are in the photo you uploaded this year, let me tell you how old you are, and I'll see if you still have the face to be called Huang Shiba."

Huang Shiba confidently uploaded his own photo, and the identification results showed: name: Huang Shiba, gender: male (male), age: 23 years old.

Huang Shiba said triumphantly: "Look, 23 is rounded up to [-]. There is a difference of two years between [-] and [-]. I'm one year old and I will be born at the end of the year. Then I will still be, yeah, I, Huang Saner, will be forever." yes!"

Hu Yu said: "That's not right, 23 is five years younger than eighteen, you should round it up to five, your 23 is equal to 25, 25, and five is thirty, and when a person reaches middle age, thirty is the number."

Huang Shiba didn't bother to pay attention to him, and gave him the three-character motto of Northeast China: "Get lost!"

Hu Yu also uploaded a photo, the identification result is the same as ten years ago, 32 years old, this result has been maintained for 50 years, maybe his face has not changed for hundreds of years, but this face recognition age software is decades Only before.

Liu Chengshuang is also turning 28. He was [-] ten years ago. Perhaps because he has read a lot of books in the past ten years, his temperament is more calm and introverted, and he lost his inner alchemy once and suffered too much damage. His face looks more mature.

After growing up hard, Bai Che still stayed at the age of 20, and he gave up struggling long ago.Originally, I wanted to paint myself with uncle makeup, but the appraisal team has a pair of smart eyes that will automatically remove makeup effects, retouch pictures and all kinds of changes.Otherwise, just relying on the changes of these gods, the Night Walk of the Hundred Ghosts would have confused human beings long ago.

"Come on, let's go to the next item - Ontology. The selection of Ontology has been refined a lot this year, mainly to eliminate discrimination, refine the classification, let each species be respected, let everyone realize the equality of species, and let everything in the world be equal. There is a sense of participation in becoming a fairy and becoming a god. For example, I can’t simply choose: foxes, then choose red foxes. This is not acceptable. You have to choose, foxes, red foxes, and Northeast Asian species. I checked it out for you, Erye Xiaosan, You two still choose the white python and the weasel as before, Xiaobai, you can choose the Far Eastern hedgehog or the Heilongjiang hedgehog this time, Xiaohui, you are a grassland marmot. Do you understand?"

Huang Shiba leaned over to Bai Che and said, "Xiaobai, let me see what you choose, do you choose the Far Eastern hedgehog or the Heilongjiang hedgehog?"

Bai Che didn't understand, so he said, "Aren't they all the same? My home is on the border between Heihe Province and Russia. To the north of the Suifen River is the Russian Far East and to the south is Heihe Province. When I became a fairy, I was in Heihe Province. Logically speaking, I should It’s Heilongjiang hedgehog. But I’ve been shopping in Russia for the past ten years, so it’s more convenient to write about the Far East hedgehog, so I’ll choose the Far East hedgehog.”

Huang Shiba smiled charmingly and said, "I knew you would choose the Far Eastern hedgehog."

Bai Che asked puzzledly, "Why? How did you know that I would choose the Far Eastern hedgehog?"

Boss Hu looked at the eccentric Huang Shiba and the silly Bai Che and said, "Don't pay attention to him. Does he know how to choose a single species of weasel every year? Let's hurry up and fill it out. It's getting dark and early. , It’s not easy to drive out of the mountain for a while. Come to the next item, just pick up the main ones for spell skills, and you don’t need to write all of them. For example, I am a fortune teller in Zhouyi, Liu Erye is a witch doctor to cure diseases, and Huang Shiba you are a doctor. Fantuomeng, don’t write me anything to confuse people, that’s also called skills? Xiaobai, you are recruiting fortune, and you, fifth, are safe and good harvests.”

Hu Yu stretched his waist and took a sip of tea to move his cervical spine and continued: "Come on, let's have the last one, the occupation in the world."

"Brother, shall we all write about hotel partners?" Xiao Hui asked.

Hu Yu took out a piece of paper with several paw prints on it, and he read to the paper: "I, self-employed owner, second master, licensed doctor, Huang Laosan, why is Huang Laosan gone, then you Write whatever you want, if you can’t write it, write Street Liuzi. Xiaobai, import and export trade, Xiaohui, second-level chef. This is what Director Zhao asked me to write, saying that it is to enrich the employment pattern in Northeast China.”

Huang Shiba obviously didn't approve of his career as a street guy, he said: "Since I want to be rich, then I'll write myself a bully boss, bossy president!"

Hu Yu looked at him helplessly and said, "That's called a legal person with a domineering president! It's terrible to be uneducated. If you can still get a job, you will have a domineering president? You're just working in a novel!"

Huang Shiba ignored Hu Yu but silently wrote to himself, the legal person of the enterprise.Then an interface popped up, asking to fill in the company name, business license number, company account and other information. Huang Shiba's dark eyes widened, and he returned silently, writing in his occupation column: wedding host.

Hu Yu looked at the sky and said, "Originally there was a fourth thing, which was to ask Lao Liu to introduce us to work. I didn't think about it, and the situation is different now. Let's do it today and go back. Pack up, let's go to Fengtian!"

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