Before a class, Ren Jingqiu was looking for someone to borrow homework to copy. Of course it was not today's homework, but yesterday's homework. It is said that Shu Min, the head teacher of the class meeting, will check one by one to give the freshmen a bad start.

Ren Jingqiu was so anxious that he scratched his head and asked his tablemate Xi Ye for help.

Xi Ye tilted his stool to play with his mobile phone without raising his head: "You first met me?"

It was impossible for him to write it, so Ren Jingqiu had no choice but to grab Tao Berry who was on his front desk, and Tao Berry hugged her exercise book tightly, and argued in a soft voice: "You can't copy it, you will be discovered... ...you have to write it yourself..."

Ren Jingqiu yelled for help, saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda, as long as she is willing to borrow her homework, she will be his newborn aunt. Tao Berry still bit her lip and shook her head vigorously for a long time, Ren Jingqiu leaned over from the table anxiously, Talking about my aunt, I will treat you to dinner tonight.

The class bell rang, and when Ji Yihe came back, he was seeing Ren Jingqiu succeed, Tao Bie was so panicked, seeing Ji Yihe coming back, her grievances came out all of a sudden, and she shed tears.

Ren Jingqiu was stunned, and was so frightened that he dropped his homework, he quickly took out a tissue to coax people: "Why are you crying, I am stealing your homework, not molesting you."

I don't know which word touched Ji Yihe's bad luck. She was wearing a school uniform and short skirt, with a cold face, she threw the water glass on the table, kicked Ren Jingqiu's table over, and kicked over Ren Jingqiu's table together. on the ground.

When Ren Jingqiu arrived on the ground, his mind was buzzing, the table was stuck in his stomach, and the back of his head was so painful.

For a whole week, Ji Yihe and Tao Berry were like good girls carved out of the same mold. They spoke softly, were gentle and cute, and responded to every request. Shui, helping him with his homework and copying his notes, Ji Yihe looked at him with a weird expression every time.

At that time, Ren Jingqiu felt confidently that Ji Yihe was jealous.

Ji Yihe wanted to help him fetch hot water, do his homework, and copy notes.

Ji Yihe endured it, embarrassed to say it.

But every time Ren Jingqiu tried to ask Ji Yihe to do something for him, so that the rain and dew would be evenly covered, Tao Berry blushed and snatched the things away, stammering, let me do it.

Ren Jingqiu felt that he was too popular.

Seeing Ji Yihe kick over Ren Jingqiu's table, Tao Berry cried, "Yihe, you can't do this, the senior will know..."

Xi Ye glanced at Ren Jingqiu who was on the ground, and looked up at her: "Stop pretending?"

Ji Yihe ignored the gazes gathered around him, ignored the "teacher is here" alarm, ignored Tao Berry's babbling pleading, and stepped on the edge of Ren Jingqiu's overturned table with the force of breaking through iron shoes , Ren Jingqiu screamed in pain.

Ji Yihe looked at him condescendingly, with an aura of 800 meters: "Let's speak clearly, and then let me see you harass Tao Berry and break your legs, understand?"

Ren Jingqiu fell to the ground and shocked him for 100 years: "Sister, are you really not A?"

Ji Yihe stomped down, Ren Jingqiu grinned in pain.

Ji Yihe said coldly: "Go to your mother's sister."

……

Then both of them were taken out and punished to stand.

Facing Ji Yanli's questioning gaze, and Ji Yihe's flimsy eyelashes like a baby bird, Ren Jingqiu raised his head desperately: "It's my fault, I made noise, I disrupted discipline, and my sister and I were punished, bah, Ji Yihe, senior, please scold me! Come! Scold me more violently!"

Ji Yanli: "...What am I scolding you for?" He turned to Ji Yihe, "Don't be sad, it's just a standing punishment. I'll come back after school to listen to you speak slowly."

Ji Yihe nodded, gently pushed him away, and said softly, "I'm fine, go get busy."

That voice, as many sisters as there are sisters, Ren Jingqiu looked at her incredulously, how sensible and gentle, the hair was thin and soft, pinned behind the fair ears, the drooping eyes were three parts innocent and seven parts gentle, like a pure-hearted A harmless bunny, or a Japanese high school girl who is both kawaii and asahi.

Ren Jingqiu looked closer and closer to her, until Ji Yihe slapped her away impatiently: "Stay away from me!"

Wrong, not Yamato Nadeko, but a domestic violence man.

After Ji Yanli went to Class 1 and Class 2 in order, he knocked on the door of Class 3 and said politely: "Teacher, hello, I'm a classmate from the Student Union who came to give a speech, can I borrow 10 minutes?"

After all, it was a class that was taught in military training, and there was a burst of "Senior Ji!", "Senior Ji, are you here to give a lecture!"

Shu Min on the podium was a skinny woman with a long horse face, she was wearing pointed stiletto shoes, and she patted the podium with her palm: "What's the noise?! Don't you think there aren't enough people standing at the door?! Talk to me and get out!"

There was a dead silence in the class, Shu Min swept the classroom majestically, and waited until there was no sound of breathing, and then stepped down from the podium step by step, her high-heeled voice was crisp and thin: "I'll give you 10 minutes."

Ji Yanli smiled and said, "Teacher, let the students at the door come in too."

Shu Min said coldly, "You can hear it even at the door."

Ji Yanli sighed inwardly. From the corner of his eye, he saw Xiao Ren and his sister peering carefully through the window. When Shu Min turned his head, the two immediately turned around and turned their backs.

He had vaguely heard of Shu Min's reputation, the most fierce female teacher, who taught mathematics, was once famous in the whole school for scolding parents and crying, and used to physically punish students in the early years, with a one-meter-long iron ruler.

Later, the Education Bureau issued a document saying that corporal punishment was not allowed, so it was changed to swearing.

Ji Yanli inserted the USB flash drive into the interface and played a concise PPT, which mainly introduced the general division of labor of the various departments of the student union, facilitated the registration of new students, and the various benefits of joining the student union, including but not limited to student work wages, and bonus points for comprehensive assessment And a strong stroke on the self-recruitment resume.

After all, the student union of Hanlin High School is extremely good. The president of each term is almost always admitted in advance by one of the papers or green bamboo. It has a great reputation. Every year, most of the newcomers will submit the registration form, so the best people can be selected every year. Virtuous circle.

After Ji Yanli's introduction, he looked at everyone gently: "Any questions?"

Ning Miaomiao raised her hand: "Senior, which department did you belong to before?"

"The Disciplinary Department, the current head is Shen Weilan, a sophomore in high school."

Yao Ran raised his hand: "Senior, will you be a judge?"

"Yes, the chairman|presidium and the instructor will be judges together."

Xi Ye raised his hand.

Ji Yanli thumped inwardly, seeing him half leaning on the upturned chair, sitting in the last row of the first group, Shi Shiran raised his hands in the air, staring at him with half-raised eyebrows.

Ji Yanli subtly resisted in his heart, and said helplessly, "Okay, classmate Xi Ye."

Half of the class looked back at him, and Xi Ye threw it from the last row in a lazy voice:

"Senior, you have a good relationship, can you go through the back door?"

The whole class twittered, "Yes, yes!" "It's the judges who want to let us down!" "What's the relationship between us, seniors! Brothers!"

Ji Yanli adjusted his glasses: "This, indeed, can't."

"Senior is so ruthless!" "My heart hurts so much!" "If Ji Yihe is the first one to go through the back door?"

"What are you arguing about?!" Shu Min's voice burst out, piercing like a needle, "If you have a problem, raise your hand! If you have a problem, shut up!"

……

Ji Yanli looked at the pale-faced classmates in embarrassment. Those who were actively asking questions just now were all silent, and smiled wryly: "Well, then I put the registration form on the podium, and the students who need it can get it themselves. I will introduce it here. It's time for everyone, thank you..."

Xi Ye raised his hand again.

Ji Yanli looked at Shu Min's pale face, and also at Xi Ye's unserious appearance, and thought to himself if I have any questions, can't I ask them on WeChat?The public must embarrass him.

Ji Yanli bit the bullet and said kindly: "Student Xi Ye, do you have any questions?"

Xi Ye hooked his toes to the bottom of the table, pressed the chair legs back to the ground, and said solemnly: "Senior, do you think I have a chance?"

At the interim meeting of the student union at noon today, the chairman clearly requested that when screening the registration form for the preliminary examination, those whose senior high school entrance examination scores exceed 95 are not allowed; those who have any disciplinary records in junior high school are not allowed; don't want.

Xi Ye is not only unsatisfactory, but also the opposite.

Ji Yanli smiled and said, "Yes, yes."

Under the messy black hair, Xi Ye's gaze became soft and sincere in an instant.

When Ji Yanli walked out of the classroom, he heard Shu Min's cold voice: "The class I teach has always required this. I will take the registration form. Those who are top ten in the test are eligible to come to me to take it. If the grades decline, I will quit the club immediately. .Also, except for the student union, other associations are not allowed to apply, it's a waste of time!"

There was a low wailing sound in the class, followed by Shu Min's sharper scolding, saying that in two weeks' time, she would clean up the atmosphere of being free and undisciplined at the parent meeting!

Ji Yanli thought that he hadn't left yet, so Shu Min broke the stage and said that he was not allowed to sign up, and then asked Ji Yihe: "How many candidates did you take?"

"Exactly tenth."

Ji Yanli breathed a sigh of relief, and asked Ren Jingqiu, "What about you?"

Ren Jingqiu showed a confident smile of "I'm awesome", and gave a thumbs up: "It's not the last one."

Ji Yihe glanced at him, and gently exposed it: "It's the second."

Ji Yanli's encouraging expression stiffened: "Number two, um, it's better than number one, isn't it... By the way, who is number one?"

"Xiye."

Ji Yanli was silent for a while, and said sadly: "...I am indeed not suitable to be a tutor."

According to the chairman's plan, the sooner recruiting new students will have an advantage, because most of the students only join such a club, they can take advantage of the opportunity to recruit the best batch of freshmen first, and the rest of his "smelly" Rotten fish and shrimp" are then divided up by other associations.

So in the past few days, the entire student union has been working overtime to review the registration form, arrange the time for the initial test, notify all students of the interview, and post the time and place announcements on the bulletin board at the school gate and downstairs of each grade.

At the same time, Ji Yanli also found a new part-time job - a new milk tea shop was opened on the pedestrian street behind the school, and there was an urgent need for shop assistants. Decided to hang up a new poster - "Xueba milk tea! Drink it and you will be the first in the grade!"

Ji Yanli's conscience was so painful that he had no choice but to find the store manager, and said tactfully: "But, I didn't drink your milk tea before I was the first in the grade."

The store manager waved his hand: "It's not important."

Ji Yanli insisted: "This is very important."

As a result of the final negotiation, the content of the poster was changed to "Xueba milk tea! The milk tea that the first graders like to drink!"

The price of the negotiation is that Ji Yanli has to wear a cartoon pudding dog apron every day, with a fluffy dog ​​tail tied behind his buttocks, standing outside the milk tea shop, holding a model of a milk tea cup, walking around while introducing new products to passers-by. Tyrant Milk Tea".

The most embarrassing thing is that the store manager specially made a headband with four big words "I am a schoolmaster" on the headband, followed by an arrow the size of a palm, pointing straight down to Ji Yanli's head.

Although Ji Yanli feels that he is not very face-saving, but face is something that cannot be said to be rejected, not to mention that this pedestrian street is only 200 meters away from Hanlin, and the whole street is full of his juniors. If he is recognized, It is to the extent that he would want to commit suicide by caesarean section in the street and splatter three feet of blood.

Ji Yanli smiled and planned to argue, but the store manager blocked him back with one sentence: "Wear a Xueba headband, and the monthly salary will be increased by one hundred."

Why don't you just wear a headband!superficial!He can't see it himself!

Ji Yanli: "Deal."

In the second week, every day after school and before evening self-study, the student union held intensive interviews. The club activity room on the third floor of the comprehensive building was completely occupied by the chairman. The old staff was responsible for guiding the freshmen into the waiting area. The chairman As the judges, the group was divided into two groups and entered the AB field for interviews. There were a dozen student resumes, past certificates and membership applications in front of each person's seat, with complete information and detailed content.

Ji Yanli was satisfied to see that there was Ji Yihe's application form for the Literature and Art Department in his hand, and the ID photo with a blue background. Ji Yihe's eyebrows were curved, his eyes were bright and his teeth were white, and he was wearing a shirt with a small stand-up collar, smiling peacefully at the camera.

Ji Yanli turned the pages hastily, then suddenly stopped.

"What's wrong?" The chairman cast a caring look.

In Ji Yanli's hand was a registration form for Xi Ye.

Name: Xi Ye

Class: Grade [-] and Class [-]

First choice: Department of Discipline.

Second choice: Department of Discipline.

High school entrance examination results: not very good.

Ranking of the city in the senior high school entrance examination: it is not very good.

Awards: None.

Awards received: None.

Reason for membership (brief statement, within [-] words): I covet your vice chairman|chairman.

Ji Yanli shook his hand, and the registration form slammed and scattered all over the floor.

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