After traveling through ancient times, I came back with the object
Chapter 41 Watching Variety Shows
"Tsk tsk, it's worse than me." If he couldn't smell it, he shook his head at the advertisement.
Taking advantage of the advertisement, Liu Jin and Yuan Yu wiped away the tears that just came out of laughter.
If he doesn't smell it, he winks at the TV and asks Liu Jin with a smile, "How about it, is your husband handsome or not?"
Liu Jin nodded, "Handsome!"
Before I could smell it, I laughed out loud, and saw Liu Jin seriously said: "But the most handsome thing is today, when my husband handed me the car keys, he was so handsome at that time! Super super handsome!"
"I hope my father-in-law will be so handsome in the future!" Liu Jin held his heart in his hands and blinked his eyes when he heard it.
If you can't smell it: "..."
"Wow, Brother Jin'er is so good, I learned it!" Yuan Yu looked at Liu Jin with admiration, "I will teach you this trick to the young master later."
After hearing this, Liu Jin's ears turned red, and she hurriedly said, "Yeah, I can't use it too often, I just learned it too!"
"As expected of Brother Jin'er, Brother Jin'er is the best!" Yuan Yu Haigou applauded.
The three talked and laughed, and the variety show on TV finally finished broadcasting the commercials.
In front of the screen watching variety shows, everyone was wearing slippers, some of them were wearing slippers, they retracted their fingers, and some took the opportunity to go to the bathroom, and hurried back to the screen.
In the variety show, the part where Liu Jin was filmed just now was taken out and played again, and Liu Jin had an expression of "Oh, I'm so disgusted" on her face.
However, the broadcasting of variety shows is not based on Liu Jinjin's will. After he was forced to "appreciate" himself twice, he saw the camera suddenly lifted up, and when he was finally able to let this Lushan know his true colors——
A thick mosaic appeared on the screen.
Next to him was a villain holding a fan and twisting his buttocks, and there were words flashing in the words Whistle.
"Hehehe, I didn't expect that~"
"???"
"??????"
"Hey you...%...&*&*¥"
Then the camera fell on Yuan Yu's body, repeating the same as before, shooting upwards from the fingers, compared to Yuan Yu, this one looks a little sensual, but not fat, and when it falls on the face, it is thick again mosaic.
The butt-twisting villain's face is red, with a smirk on his face (in the later period, it will be accompanied by a strange smile for beating), "Is it a surprise, is it a surprise?"
"Ahhhhhhhhh I'm going to kill the director!!!"
"No wonder the host hates the program group so much! Love and kill each other forever! I feel it! Goddamn program group!!!"
"The first one must be the kitten!!! I compared the photos and videos! It's the kitten!"
"The second one is Wen Bucheng's boyfriend! My friends! Wen Bucheng is Wen Bujiu's older brother. He is currently filming with You Yishou's crew. The key point is! Brother and brother are twins who look alike!! And brother is even colder. Aww!!! Those who want to show off their beauty should definitely not miss it!!!"
"Wait, who can't smell it, who can't smell it? And who is the kitten?"
"What, they all have a date?"
"What? There is a young couple on this table??"
A group of people who were bewitched by their unsightly appearance suppressed their desire to blog on Weibo, and planned to explore the new world after watching the variety show.
In the program, when they heard that the content of the competition was to write calligraphy, some fans who came to hear the news laughed with Liu Jin's fans in the barrage.
"Sister Tongtong, are you serious?"
"Sister Tongtong, I advise you not to seek your own death!"
"? Earlier, even if you are a fan of this person, don't say that about my sister Tongtong. My sister Tongtong practiced brush calligraphy when she was filming. Compared with those of us who don't know how to do it, I have some kung fu!"
"...Oh, that's not what I meant, emmm, it's hard to explain, you'll know when you read on.
In the variety show, if you don’t smell it, you just sit behind the table with downcast eyes and a slight smile—many people subconsciously intercept this clip and make it into a moving picture. He confirmed with Wen Yutong, "Are you sure?"
"Yeah. It's like writing with a brush. We let the owner of this restaurant judge, and he will never let him favor us just because we are stars!"
He nodded and stood up.
"Okay." If you can't smell it, you raise your eyes and smile at Wen Yutong and Jiang Fenglan.
The following plot can be regarded as frequent occurrences of funny.
First, Liu Jin's "I will try my best!" caused everyone to shout how cute they were, and after they were all jealous of the kitten, they ended up in a cp pit, and it was Liu Jin's "want to be funny" that crushed Wen Yutong and Jiang Fenglan.
"Hey, is there anyone who doesn't know that Jin Jin'er writes and draws live in the Yunduo live broadcast room? Although more live broadcasts of his toy cars... It seems to be on the children's channel, but Jin Jin'er is so cute woooooo People can't help it!"
Fans of Wen Yutong and Jiang Fenglan didn't expect it to be casual—it wasn't that casual either. A person who was pulled out wrote such beautiful calligraphy. They continued to observe the next game with the same thoughts as Wen Yutong and Jiang Fenglan.
Wen Yutong fans: "Sister Tongtong will not lose!"
The fans who knew Liu Jin and Yuan Yu's strength clearly: "Just be happy!"
Jiang Fenglan's fans: "It's okay, unfortunately, Jiang's ability to come here is already a bodhisattva's eyes, he has defeated himself! Get rid of the bottom one in ten thousand years! Jiang Fenglan, amazing!"
Fans of Liu Jin and Yuan Yu: "...just as long as you are happy!"
In the variety show, Yuan Yu's pen walked the dragon snake, Wen Yutong and Jiang Fenglan's face were as dark as the ink on the rice paper. They fell on the table and sorrowful to the sky: "Why, why is this!
In the barrage, fans who are resident on the children's channel (not!) spit out smoke rings and said sadly: "You don't know anything about Makabaka's power!"
"I don't believe it, I don't believe that the three of you can write such beautiful calligraphy!" Wen Yutong wiped away the non-existent tears from the corners of his eyes, stood up very firmly, and raised his hand.
"Give me the brush, and I can still write!"
In the corner of the camera, I can see Yanli's face turned around halfway, not covered by the mosaic, her black pearl-like eyes are round and round, looking at Wen Yutong foolishly.
"Aaaaaaaah, I see it!!!"
"I saw it too!!! It's so good!!! I'm going to say it a hundred times so good!!!"
"But it's not a kitten whoop! Please make this kind of mistake a hundred times!"
"Oh, Kou Daxian's photos back then couldn't have been taken in higher resolution! Just like the show crew!"
"Program group: hold back! I'm going to be deducted money!"
"I just said hehehe, I just said, I not only said, I also took screenshots! I also uploaded to the cloud, Ula Ula what can you do with me!"
"...This is a mistake!" In the later stage, he picked up the computer and called the director crying, "It is being repaired and uploaded again, sorry, woo woo woo!"
"Hahaha, sister-in-law: what, what is this woman talking about?"
"Pfft, what the hell is sister-in-law?"
"Ah, Brother Dagougou's daughter-in-law, isn't she sister-in-law? Could it be brother-in-law?"
"Brother, the word-making technology of human beings is really at the pinnacle!"
Yuan Yu touched his nose embarrassingly, "Oh, I was really scared at that time."
The emperor, Yuan Yuyu, said embarrassedly: "At that time, I thought she was so bold, but she used my name."
Liu Jin touched Yuan Yu's head in understanding.
In the variety show, if you don't smell it, you will come out calmly, pick up the brush with confidence, and make suggestions under the watchful eyes of Wen Yutong and Jiang Fenglan.
"Write your own name? Da Gogou is definitely going to do something?"
"Ah? What's wrong with Da Gogou?"
"Da Gogou's whole body is full of bad thoughts! I still remember his "Hey, you can't touch it, it's mine, if you have the ability to hit me" show love photo!!! I'm so pissed off!!!"
"Hmm... You have a lot of adjectives, but I got very angry when I saw it!"
On the screen, Wenbuji is also like "a pen is a dragon and a snake", and the three words of Wenbuji appear crookedly on the paper, and the bullet screen laughs and ridicules one after another.
"That's it?"
"That's it? That's it?"
"That's it? That's it? That's it?"
"The big dog is useless in front of the little cat and sister-in-law!"
"Wait, the previous one, it seems that you can write better than him!"
"Although I can't...but I can laugh at him hahahahaha, and I can laugh super loud~wahahahaha!"
Countless people in the barrage laughed, mocking people for their mistakes, dogs for their hooves, no matter how great a major shareholder is, there will be a day when he cannot win.Just when he believed inside and outside the screen that he couldn't win if he didn't smell it, Lin Chong, the owner of the private restaurant, stepped forward.
He was polite, smiling lightly and waiting for the director to say, "The final winner is—"
"If you can't smell it." Lin Chong unfolded the rice paper, and the three words "you can't smell it" were crooked and ugly on the paper, as if mocking everyone's IQ.
"????"
"Boss Lin, although you look good, I think your eyes may not be very good!"
"Wait, Boss Lin can only be considered good-looking?"
"Hey, look at the big dog."
"Okay, it's okay...hehe."
On the screen, a piece of content was played back, Jiang Fenglan was embarrassed and said to Wen Bu: "Oh, if it wasn't for this game, I would have cheated."
He smiled lightly if he couldn't smell it, and looked at Jiang Fenglan with deep meaning in his eyes, "It's okay, I've already cheated."
"If you don't smell it, you'll give Lin Chong money?" The barrage floated past.
"Wen is my good friend for many years." Lin Chong said with a smile, "He is also an investor of this restaurant."
"..."
"……………………"
"I'll go, it's really a waste of money!"
"Hey, I'm dying of laughter hahahaha, sister Tongtong's action of holding the wallet is very anxious hahaha!"
"I'm dying of laughter, this issue is so good! I'm almost dying of laughter!"
"I fell into the pit of the big dog, where can I get food?"
"In the front, search for the name of Da Gouzi on Weibo. By the way, Da Gouzi is irritating but very reliable. If you are so angry with him, please line up and sing "Don't Get Angry" with me!"
"Hmm." Touched his chin if he couldn't smell it, and looked at the two people laughing and collapsed on the stool, and said helplessly, "Is it really funny?"
"Okay, it's funny!" Liu Jin supported her belly, her face was red, and she took a deep breath, "It's a feeling when shooting on the spot, I really have to look at it from another angle, it's so fun."
Tired of laughing, he rested on the table.
Yuan Yu lay beside him, the two of them were satisfied, happy and... very tired.
He shook his head helplessly.
At this time, the TV began to broadcast the trailer for the next episode of "Whatever You Want", so she thought about it, grabbed Liu Jin's hand and held it in mid-air, and took a photo.And thousands of meters away, Wen Bucheng's assistant sent the photos of Wen Bucheng watching the variety show "Whatever You Want" seriously to Wen Bujiu's WeChat.
It was already 09:30 in the evening. Many people who watched "Whatever You Want" saw Wen Bujiu's Weibo by virtue of their good feelings for Wen Bujiu in the variety show. His newly pinned Weibo.
Wen: You are welcome.photo.
In the photo, in the center of the shot playing the ending of "Whatever You Want", the hands with clasped fingers are particularly conspicuous, and the word "me" is almost pasted on the hands.
On Weibo, the most liked comment is the top one.
Do I have a kitten today: Please read it with me, don’t be angry, life is like a drama, we get together because of fate, even though I want to play cp, it’s just a dog if I smell it!
Taking advantage of the advertisement, Liu Jin and Yuan Yu wiped away the tears that just came out of laughter.
If he doesn't smell it, he winks at the TV and asks Liu Jin with a smile, "How about it, is your husband handsome or not?"
Liu Jin nodded, "Handsome!"
Before I could smell it, I laughed out loud, and saw Liu Jin seriously said: "But the most handsome thing is today, when my husband handed me the car keys, he was so handsome at that time! Super super handsome!"
"I hope my father-in-law will be so handsome in the future!" Liu Jin held his heart in his hands and blinked his eyes when he heard it.
If you can't smell it: "..."
"Wow, Brother Jin'er is so good, I learned it!" Yuan Yu looked at Liu Jin with admiration, "I will teach you this trick to the young master later."
After hearing this, Liu Jin's ears turned red, and she hurriedly said, "Yeah, I can't use it too often, I just learned it too!"
"As expected of Brother Jin'er, Brother Jin'er is the best!" Yuan Yu Haigou applauded.
The three talked and laughed, and the variety show on TV finally finished broadcasting the commercials.
In front of the screen watching variety shows, everyone was wearing slippers, some of them were wearing slippers, they retracted their fingers, and some took the opportunity to go to the bathroom, and hurried back to the screen.
In the variety show, the part where Liu Jin was filmed just now was taken out and played again, and Liu Jin had an expression of "Oh, I'm so disgusted" on her face.
However, the broadcasting of variety shows is not based on Liu Jinjin's will. After he was forced to "appreciate" himself twice, he saw the camera suddenly lifted up, and when he was finally able to let this Lushan know his true colors——
A thick mosaic appeared on the screen.
Next to him was a villain holding a fan and twisting his buttocks, and there were words flashing in the words Whistle.
"Hehehe, I didn't expect that~"
"???"
"??????"
"Hey you...%...&*&*¥"
Then the camera fell on Yuan Yu's body, repeating the same as before, shooting upwards from the fingers, compared to Yuan Yu, this one looks a little sensual, but not fat, and when it falls on the face, it is thick again mosaic.
The butt-twisting villain's face is red, with a smirk on his face (in the later period, it will be accompanied by a strange smile for beating), "Is it a surprise, is it a surprise?"
"Ahhhhhhhhh I'm going to kill the director!!!"
"No wonder the host hates the program group so much! Love and kill each other forever! I feel it! Goddamn program group!!!"
"The first one must be the kitten!!! I compared the photos and videos! It's the kitten!"
"The second one is Wen Bucheng's boyfriend! My friends! Wen Bucheng is Wen Bujiu's older brother. He is currently filming with You Yishou's crew. The key point is! Brother and brother are twins who look alike!! And brother is even colder. Aww!!! Those who want to show off their beauty should definitely not miss it!!!"
"Wait, who can't smell it, who can't smell it? And who is the kitten?"
"What, they all have a date?"
"What? There is a young couple on this table??"
A group of people who were bewitched by their unsightly appearance suppressed their desire to blog on Weibo, and planned to explore the new world after watching the variety show.
In the program, when they heard that the content of the competition was to write calligraphy, some fans who came to hear the news laughed with Liu Jin's fans in the barrage.
"Sister Tongtong, are you serious?"
"Sister Tongtong, I advise you not to seek your own death!"
"? Earlier, even if you are a fan of this person, don't say that about my sister Tongtong. My sister Tongtong practiced brush calligraphy when she was filming. Compared with those of us who don't know how to do it, I have some kung fu!"
"...Oh, that's not what I meant, emmm, it's hard to explain, you'll know when you read on.
In the variety show, if you don’t smell it, you just sit behind the table with downcast eyes and a slight smile—many people subconsciously intercept this clip and make it into a moving picture. He confirmed with Wen Yutong, "Are you sure?"
"Yeah. It's like writing with a brush. We let the owner of this restaurant judge, and he will never let him favor us just because we are stars!"
He nodded and stood up.
"Okay." If you can't smell it, you raise your eyes and smile at Wen Yutong and Jiang Fenglan.
The following plot can be regarded as frequent occurrences of funny.
First, Liu Jin's "I will try my best!" caused everyone to shout how cute they were, and after they were all jealous of the kitten, they ended up in a cp pit, and it was Liu Jin's "want to be funny" that crushed Wen Yutong and Jiang Fenglan.
"Hey, is there anyone who doesn't know that Jin Jin'er writes and draws live in the Yunduo live broadcast room? Although more live broadcasts of his toy cars... It seems to be on the children's channel, but Jin Jin'er is so cute woooooo People can't help it!"
Fans of Wen Yutong and Jiang Fenglan didn't expect it to be casual—it wasn't that casual either. A person who was pulled out wrote such beautiful calligraphy. They continued to observe the next game with the same thoughts as Wen Yutong and Jiang Fenglan.
Wen Yutong fans: "Sister Tongtong will not lose!"
The fans who knew Liu Jin and Yuan Yu's strength clearly: "Just be happy!"
Jiang Fenglan's fans: "It's okay, unfortunately, Jiang's ability to come here is already a bodhisattva's eyes, he has defeated himself! Get rid of the bottom one in ten thousand years! Jiang Fenglan, amazing!"
Fans of Liu Jin and Yuan Yu: "...just as long as you are happy!"
In the variety show, Yuan Yu's pen walked the dragon snake, Wen Yutong and Jiang Fenglan's face were as dark as the ink on the rice paper. They fell on the table and sorrowful to the sky: "Why, why is this!
In the barrage, fans who are resident on the children's channel (not!) spit out smoke rings and said sadly: "You don't know anything about Makabaka's power!"
"I don't believe it, I don't believe that the three of you can write such beautiful calligraphy!" Wen Yutong wiped away the non-existent tears from the corners of his eyes, stood up very firmly, and raised his hand.
"Give me the brush, and I can still write!"
In the corner of the camera, I can see Yanli's face turned around halfway, not covered by the mosaic, her black pearl-like eyes are round and round, looking at Wen Yutong foolishly.
"Aaaaaaaah, I see it!!!"
"I saw it too!!! It's so good!!! I'm going to say it a hundred times so good!!!"
"But it's not a kitten whoop! Please make this kind of mistake a hundred times!"
"Oh, Kou Daxian's photos back then couldn't have been taken in higher resolution! Just like the show crew!"
"Program group: hold back! I'm going to be deducted money!"
"I just said hehehe, I just said, I not only said, I also took screenshots! I also uploaded to the cloud, Ula Ula what can you do with me!"
"...This is a mistake!" In the later stage, he picked up the computer and called the director crying, "It is being repaired and uploaded again, sorry, woo woo woo!"
"Hahaha, sister-in-law: what, what is this woman talking about?"
"Pfft, what the hell is sister-in-law?"
"Ah, Brother Dagougou's daughter-in-law, isn't she sister-in-law? Could it be brother-in-law?"
"Brother, the word-making technology of human beings is really at the pinnacle!"
Yuan Yu touched his nose embarrassingly, "Oh, I was really scared at that time."
The emperor, Yuan Yuyu, said embarrassedly: "At that time, I thought she was so bold, but she used my name."
Liu Jin touched Yuan Yu's head in understanding.
In the variety show, if you don't smell it, you will come out calmly, pick up the brush with confidence, and make suggestions under the watchful eyes of Wen Yutong and Jiang Fenglan.
"Write your own name? Da Gogou is definitely going to do something?"
"Ah? What's wrong with Da Gogou?"
"Da Gogou's whole body is full of bad thoughts! I still remember his "Hey, you can't touch it, it's mine, if you have the ability to hit me" show love photo!!! I'm so pissed off!!!"
"Hmm... You have a lot of adjectives, but I got very angry when I saw it!"
On the screen, Wenbuji is also like "a pen is a dragon and a snake", and the three words of Wenbuji appear crookedly on the paper, and the bullet screen laughs and ridicules one after another.
"That's it?"
"That's it? That's it?"
"That's it? That's it? That's it?"
"The big dog is useless in front of the little cat and sister-in-law!"
"Wait, the previous one, it seems that you can write better than him!"
"Although I can't...but I can laugh at him hahahahaha, and I can laugh super loud~wahahahaha!"
Countless people in the barrage laughed, mocking people for their mistakes, dogs for their hooves, no matter how great a major shareholder is, there will be a day when he cannot win.Just when he believed inside and outside the screen that he couldn't win if he didn't smell it, Lin Chong, the owner of the private restaurant, stepped forward.
He was polite, smiling lightly and waiting for the director to say, "The final winner is—"
"If you can't smell it." Lin Chong unfolded the rice paper, and the three words "you can't smell it" were crooked and ugly on the paper, as if mocking everyone's IQ.
"????"
"Boss Lin, although you look good, I think your eyes may not be very good!"
"Wait, Boss Lin can only be considered good-looking?"
"Hey, look at the big dog."
"Okay, it's okay...hehe."
On the screen, a piece of content was played back, Jiang Fenglan was embarrassed and said to Wen Bu: "Oh, if it wasn't for this game, I would have cheated."
He smiled lightly if he couldn't smell it, and looked at Jiang Fenglan with deep meaning in his eyes, "It's okay, I've already cheated."
"If you don't smell it, you'll give Lin Chong money?" The barrage floated past.
"Wen is my good friend for many years." Lin Chong said with a smile, "He is also an investor of this restaurant."
"..."
"……………………"
"I'll go, it's really a waste of money!"
"Hey, I'm dying of laughter hahahaha, sister Tongtong's action of holding the wallet is very anxious hahaha!"
"I'm dying of laughter, this issue is so good! I'm almost dying of laughter!"
"I fell into the pit of the big dog, where can I get food?"
"In the front, search for the name of Da Gouzi on Weibo. By the way, Da Gouzi is irritating but very reliable. If you are so angry with him, please line up and sing "Don't Get Angry" with me!"
"Hmm." Touched his chin if he couldn't smell it, and looked at the two people laughing and collapsed on the stool, and said helplessly, "Is it really funny?"
"Okay, it's funny!" Liu Jin supported her belly, her face was red, and she took a deep breath, "It's a feeling when shooting on the spot, I really have to look at it from another angle, it's so fun."
Tired of laughing, he rested on the table.
Yuan Yu lay beside him, the two of them were satisfied, happy and... very tired.
He shook his head helplessly.
At this time, the TV began to broadcast the trailer for the next episode of "Whatever You Want", so she thought about it, grabbed Liu Jin's hand and held it in mid-air, and took a photo.And thousands of meters away, Wen Bucheng's assistant sent the photos of Wen Bucheng watching the variety show "Whatever You Want" seriously to Wen Bujiu's WeChat.
It was already 09:30 in the evening. Many people who watched "Whatever You Want" saw Wen Bujiu's Weibo by virtue of their good feelings for Wen Bujiu in the variety show. His newly pinned Weibo.
Wen: You are welcome.photo.
In the photo, in the center of the shot playing the ending of "Whatever You Want", the hands with clasped fingers are particularly conspicuous, and the word "me" is almost pasted on the hands.
On Weibo, the most liked comment is the top one.
Do I have a kitten today: Please read it with me, don’t be angry, life is like a drama, we get together because of fate, even though I want to play cp, it’s just a dog if I smell it!
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