Guide to Overturning Online Classes

[Do you have any experience of overturning online classes? 】

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Hello subject.

In fact, before writing this answer, I browsed the highly praised answers to this question. Perhaps everyone’s concept of online class overturning is nothing more than those hot searches on Weibo, such as "was called by the professor when I fell asleep", "forgot to turn off the microphone". making strange noises", and so on.But my car rollover is not actually a car rollover in the traditional sense.

Things are like this,

I found out that the professor who gave me the online class was the object of flirting with me on a voice dating app a few days ago.

Let me think about how to explain the ins and outs carefully.

Prospect summary, I am a man, and I like men; and my flirting partner is also a man, so I don't know if I like men and women.

Anyone who reads the news on the Internet must know that X City is about to usher in an unprecedented typhoon recently, so our school leaders are afraid of death No. 1 announced the suspension of classes.What does school suspension mean?It means that you don’t have to get up in the cold wind every day to listen to a drowsy morning class; it means that the movies and novels stored in your mobile phone can be read at any time you want, and no one cares about you if you turn the day and night upside down ah!

It is simply an ideal life, and I am especially grateful to Typhoon.

If there are students or alumni of X University here, they must know that X University has always shared a dormitory for two people, so when the school announced the suspension of classes, my current roommate waved his sleeves and took away the things in my drawer. Snacks, happily went to find his girlfriend to live a happy holiday life. (I was so mad at me) After he left, I was left alone in the dormitory, what could I do?Of course, I turned off the lights and covered the quilt, took out the earphones, and downloaded the social software that was advertised loudly on various platforms some time ago.

I believe that everyone here must have downloaded this software.

The slogan of the advertisement is "listen to the voice of your soul", so there is no reason not to turn on the voice!

Yes, so I gave the first time in my life.Looking back now, if I were to travel back to two weeks ago, I would have smashed my phone and slapped my useless head.

Don't ask, it means that the person involved regrets it very much now.

Back to the topic, after I downloaded the software and registered it, I randomly matched chat partners in the public area prompted by the software.Since I like men, I naturally filled in men in the object of interest, so all the system recommends to me are men.

At the beginning, the chats were quite normal, but either the topics didn't match or the chats couldn't go on because of embarrassment.

Then I got paired with the male god.

His profile picture is a very simple oil painting, which is Van Gogh's starry sky.He was polite when typing and chatting at the beginning, even if it was my embarrassing joke, he would give me a step down, and under my tireless instigation, he turned on the voice, no exaggeration, I was hard when I heard it.

After all, I am a chick who has been single for 20 years.

If there are so-called voices in this world that dream of heaven and earth but can't tolerate Su's scum, then I think, my male god must bear the brunt of it.

We haven't typed and chatted since then.Basically, as long as I click on the software, he will always show that he is online. He cares about whether I have eaten or not. I can even hear my voice hoarse than usual because I stayed up late and watched a movie all night.Don't say I'm being sentimental, please everyone here, feel your conscience, isn't he really flirting with me?Can I hold back my heart?

Of course, I also doubted whether he was a scumbag, but as the old saying goes, whoever takes who is serious when he is surfing the Internet?Player to player, who is more scumbag.But the heartbeat is still the heartbeat.

Just when I struggled with it for several days and nights but didn't get any results, the male god asked me to have a face-to-face.

"Although it's a bit abrupt, but if you don't mind, do you want to come out and meet after the typhoon? Well, you young people call this kind of "face-to-face", right? Are we dating online?"

These are his original words.

So the revolving lantern in my head quickly flashed through countless "Internet dating scumbags were cheated of money and sex", "College students were brutally murdered by their online dating partners" and other appalling capitals, bold and red letters, without any backbone——

I agreed.

Sisters, be merciful, I know that I am a fool who is confused by the sound, but to be reasonable, there are face control, hand control, abdominal muscle control and clavicle control every year in the world, and I am proud of the sound control.Anyway, that's it, we decided to meet Ji, but I still corrected him with righteous words, we only have the Internet between us, and we haven't started dating yet.

So I received a voice from him, saying provocatively and unconsciously: Then I have to work harder.

I went to the online class, and I will continue to talk tomorrow.

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Then I thought that my escape journey would come to a perfect end in the back and forth with the male god, and then I would be able to face the base happily. Who knows, our school announced that it will start online classes from now on, and No matter if you have an afternoon class or a morning class, you must take a selfie at 8 o'clock when the ghosts and snakes come.

What's worse, the dilapidated house suffered from continuous night rain. When I felt like a little cabbage farmer, a little refugee who was severely exploited by capitalism, and was about to cry with my male god, my roommate, yes, was married to my girlfriend. The roommate who both ate my snacks told me very sadly: Our amiable professor has gone as a shopkeeper.

what does that mean?This means that I can't finish signing and pretend to be sick to catch up on sleep; I can't eat and listen to lectures at the same time. broken hearts and tears.

So after I told the male god about this matter vividly, the male god said that we are really sympathetic, and he will get up early tomorrow to take online classes.Gentlemen, please take a closer look, this is not called a natural pair, what is a natural pair?

Facts have proved that love makes people blind, and I, who was blinded by love, did not think about all these intricate relationships at that time.I just don't think the male god is my senior by such a coincidence, right? I asked subconsciously, but the male god smiled and said he wasn't a senior.

After getting a negative answer, I didn't think too much about it. After all, the world is so big, and there are not only one or two stupid schools.

Then it is conceivable that on the first day of the morning class, I handed in a weird selfie with my head on the chicken coop, my eyes half-closed, and I signed in, thinking about leaving the class After thinking about what to have for lunch, and thinking about how to find a way to take a nap later, I heard the voice of the male god who I had been thinking about day and night, and who came back from my dream at midnight, came from my computer microphone.

If I feel struck by lightning, then I should be able to speak for myself.

When I looked up at the screen, I heard the familiar voice cough twice and said, "Good morning, I am your substitute lecturer for online classes for the past two weeks. My name is Fu Xiuyuan."

What stupid school is not school,

I think I'm the fool.