Guide to Overturning Online Classes

——————The update of a salted fish after doing chores—————

Yesterday I came back from doing miscellaneous work and was so tired that I didn't want to move a finger, so I didn't update it, sorry.

In fact, I was just like what you imagined, there must be something going on in the same room, right?Like stuffed with soy sauce?But unfortunately, no matter whether it is the [-]th ban, the [-]th ban, or nothing.Me and the male god are like this, you are busy with yours and I am busy with mine. After I hang the books that have been soaked in water and become salted fish on the balcony to dry, the male god has disappeared.

Yes, at the moment I think he is a scumbag, kiss the little baby when he needs it, and throw it aside when it is useless, it makes me mad!

Just when I was so angry and hungry again, I even took out my mobile phone to answer the question on Zhihu's homepage, "The worst thing you have ever seen a scumbag do", comeon!I even typed "Thank you for the invitation", and in the next second, the male god came back.Just like the gods come down to earth with their own light and bgm, other people's unrivaled heroes may be standing on colorful auspicious clouds and wearing golden armor and holy clothes, but my male god, although he doesn't have these bells and whistles, he has McDonald's!

So in the second half of the afternoon yesterday, we sat side by side in silence, sitting on the dry table that escaped disaster, each with a hamburger and Coke, and the open box of Chicken McNuggets in the middle - he said that we shared the food . Whatever, there was still quite a lot of water under our feet at that time, and the slightly open window in front of us was shining through the sunny sky after the rain. It was quite romantic, should I say it or not.

"After the last online class tomorrow, we will resume normal classes." The male god said suddenly.

I froze for a moment, then nodded, although I tried my best to avoid opening my mouth, but I was still afraid that the male god would be lonely in a one-man show, so I lowered my voice and replied: "Yes."

"Your grades are quite good, um, and you are also enthusiastic."

Although I think the male god's words are not relevant to the topic just now, but he praised me! !God! !My previous nights were not in vain!The money I spend on skin care products is not wasted!The miscellaneous I play is also meaningful miscellaneous!

But even though my heart was like thousands of silly roe deer galloping across the lake, I still kept calm and said, "Where is it?"

In order not to be distracted by my original voice as much as possible, my answer was so concise and clear that it made people feel indifferent. Presumably the male god felt the same way, so after I finished speaking, the scene was silent for a while.Blame me, of course I can only blame me, if I didn't do it myself, there would be no need for such a crematorium now.

I hesitated and didn't know how long it took, maybe half a minute, or maybe more than 5 minutes. Anyway, when I opened my mouth to talk to the male god, there was only a lonely Chicken McNugget left in the carton between us.

"Professor, will you continue to substitute for the class?" I asked a little nervously.

"Should be," he took a sip of Coke, and his hands holding the bottom of the paper cup were clearly slender and beautiful, "No way."

"That's it."

As I spoke, I ate the last piece of chicken.

To be honest, I was mentally prepared not to see him after the online class. After all, I learned from my gossiping roommate that the male god just came back from the Ivy League for his Ph. Not bad, but he was temporarily hired as a substitute because he had a little friendship with our principal.

It's a pity that my first love, the only time my heartbeat in 21 years, is about to be strangled into the cradle by myself QAQ

—————————Updated on February 2—————

Hello friends, I finished the last online class taught by a male god.

Today, it is rare for the male god to not take the whole class very seriously, but took half of the time for us to ask questions freely.It's funny to say, he was asked the most about whether he has a girlfriend hahaha, the conscience of heaven and earth, the one who asked this was the only second girl in my class!One has a boyfriend and the other is curvy!Why are you joining in the fun? I laughed so hard.

The time of reluctance always flies very fast, no matter how much I hate this class, how much I hate how much I slapped my card when I got up early, the last class is still on time, even though I am not a graduate, but I don’t know why, but there is a faint sadness (Maybe everyone is reluctant to be handsome =)

After I sent today's homework to the male god, he replied me with a thank you, and there was no follow-up.

(I would say that I went to check the male god's circle of friends again from the bottom, because I am afraid that I will be deleted by the male god after today.)

After the rain, the sky cleared up, and the male god disbanded the WeChat class group. From tomorrow, I will no longer have fresh love to nourish. Hey, I am pitiful, helpless and weak now, but I can eat.I'm hungry, so I ordered takeaway.

That's all for this comment. If it wasn't for other major events, I probably wouldn't be updating. I wish my friends who have been watching me to update and accompany me on the long journey of overturning online classes. Everything will be fine in the future and eat well. Drink well and be happy every day, and play less social software, after all, nozuonodie.

Ps: The red pants have been returned to the original owner, thank you for your concern, see you again.