I caught the white moonlight of the scumbag [Rebirth]

Under Xia Shiyan's hands, the heavy locomotive looked like a toy car. With a smooth drift and braking, Xia Shiyan stopped a few meters behind the crossbar with one foot. He held up the trophy in his hand and rushed towards Pei Xing who was approaching Miao waved.That hearty smile made the rest of the guests itch.

While everyone was still in shock, Pei Xingmiao had already steered the black horse to the crossbar. He sat on the horse and easily removed the remaining three food bags.

Liang Mu and Joey, who were still in a daze in the car, woke up instantly. What were they doing? Why did they just sit in a daze and didn't know what to pick up?

【! ! ! 】

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[Damn, I'm stupid, this is too handsome, what kind of tacit cooperation is this between them, shit, do you think they are making a movie? 】

[You saw that Xia Shiyan deliberately slowed down, shit, don't tell me he calculated it, this is too inhuman! 】

[I don't care, Shi Miao is real! 】

[Compared to this, I feel sorry for the other three guests, but they didn't get anything! 】

[Haha I want to laugh when I think of Joey's expression just now, I will definitely cut it down and make an expression package when I look back]

"Brother Xiaoyan, you are so handsome, I seem to fall in love with you." When Xia Shiyan came back with the trophy in his arms, Xiao Tangqiu jumped up from the stool and flew towards him, his big eyes flashing .

Xia Shiyan couldn't deal with children, Rong Qi was his cousin so he could treat him patiently, and he didn't know how to take care of delicate girls, that's why he wanted to choose a boy in the previous game.

Pei Xingmiao saw that his limbs were stiff and he was still pretending nothing happened, so he couldn't help but find it funny. He came over to take what Xia Shiyan was holding, and helped Xia Shiyan out of the siege by the way.

"Little Tangqiu, you and Rong Qi can choose what you like to eat. My brother will make it for you tonight."

A child is a child, after listening to Pei Xingmiao's words, Xiao Tangqiu immediately let go of Xia Shiyan and went to look for Rong Qi.

Joey stood listlessly beside Xia Shiyan, his original arrogance weakened, thinking that he would ask for help later, so he decided to hold back his temper and say something nice to Xia Shiyan.

Before he opened his mouth, Xia Shiyan glanced at him lightly, and said lightly: "Call Dad before asking for help. This is a rule you made."

Joey: "..."

The director announced the results of the competition. No.1 was Xia Shiyan who got the bag first, and No.2 was Pei Xingmiao.

According to the ranking of the first round of the game, Liang Mu was third, and Joey was naturally the last.

The director didn't give this celebrity any face at all, and said with a smile: "Senior Joey, I might wrong you to live in the log cabin tonight."

Joey: "..."

Of course, the director team really wanted Joey to live in the cabin so as to achieve the effect of the show, but Xia Shiyan didn't let the director succeed.

Xia Shiyan unceremoniously chose the seaside villa. He pulled Pei Xingmiao over and discussed the two of them living together to make room for Joey. Pei Xingmiao agreed without thinking.

Liang Mu and Wen Han were assigned to a well-decorated private house by the sea and became neighbors.

Joey's living is a little worse, but it's better than a log cabin with air leakage on all sides.

Xia Shiyan also gave Rong Qi and Xiao Tangqiu all the leftover dishes to the other three.

After all, we have to get along for seven periods, so we can't deteriorate the relationship in the first period.

Knowing the result, Joey looked at Xia Shiyan with tears in his eyes, and whispered in a low voice, "I knew it was my brother-in-law who loves me the most."

Xia Shiyan: "???"

I just want to live with my brother, what's the matter with you?

The show has a main live broadcast room, and there are five separate live broadcast rooms for the guests. When the five guests are not together, the audience will choose their favorite live broadcast room to watch.

Of course, Joey was ranked number one. They all wanted to see how a star who was so famous could survive in a strange and simple environment.

Joey lived up to everyone's expectations. His family conditions are very good, which can be regarded as the level of ten fingers not touching the spring water. When he arrives in the room, he not only has to make the bed and sweep the floor, but also wash vegetables and cook. His busy appearance makes everyone laugh.

Some viewers said that fortunately, Joey doesn't have to take care of the children. He can't even take care of himself. It's really hard to imagine how he would take care of the children.

Liang Mu and Wen Han are better than Joey. Liang Mu can cook a few simple dishes. I don't know if the taste is good, but the appearance looks okay.

Wen Han was more casual, he threw all the washed vegetables into the boiling water, and ate the boiled vegetables directly.

The audience yelled in shock, Qiqi yelled in distress, and some people ridiculed Wen Han for being a womanizer, imitating female stars to eat boiled food to lose weight.

Liang Mu knocked on the door of Wen Han's room. The two rooms are adjacent to each other, so the communication is very convenient.

Wen Han opened the door, Liang Mu smiled and padded the tray in his hand, and said, "Have you eaten yet? How about we eat together?"

Wen Han let Liang Mu in. He glanced at Liang Mu's cooking, and softly refused, "I can just eat my own."

Liang Mu persuaded: "You are already thin enough, there is no need to eat these for weight loss."

Wen Han shook his head, without explaining that he was not losing weight, but maintaining his shape.

He has been very self-disciplined since he was a child, and has always eaten lightly, so that he has become a vegetarian and never touches any meat.

When at home, the family will cook special nutritious meals, and they must control their diet when they come out.

Many people don't understand him, and feel that he is treating his body harshly. He explained before that what he eats will not harm his body. No one wants to listen, and he doesn't want to explain later.

Perhaps in the eyes of most people, it is impossible to understand how a person would never want to eat meat for the rest of his life.

Before Liang Mu came here, he secretly watched the live broadcast room of several people, and when he saw Wen Han's distressed barrage in the live broadcast room, he had an idea.

Xia Shiyan established a good relationship with Joey on the first day. Although he hooked up with Joey later, Pei Xingmiao stole the limelight.

He would not bind a friendly relationship with Pei Xingmiao, let alone Xia Shiyan, he is not an idiot, his little trick could easily be betrayed by one of the two.So his only choice was Joey or Wen Han. Seeing that Joey and Xia Shiyan were on good terms, his only choice was Wen Han.

Variety shows are a small social arena, and one person can win the scene by himself, which requires a natural sense of humor and a charm that can't move the audience's eyes.

Liang Mu doesn't like placing orders.

Wen Han was not enlightened, and was still eating his own boiled vegetables, Liang Mu put on a distressed expression, and handed the untouched vegetables on the plate to Wen Han's eyes.

Wen Han's expression was a bit unnatural, knowing that he was reticent, he opened his mouth to explain: "I only eat vegetarian food, and I can't eat meaty food."

Liang Mu is a model and eats little, so he can touch these things, why can't Wen Han?

Liang Mu felt that Wen Han was being polite, so he smiled, took a pair of clean chopsticks, and picked the fried pork into Wen Han's bowl.

Wen Han was drinking soup when pork suddenly touched his lips, and he froze.

Liang Muchong blinked at Wen Han, and said in a low voice, "Don't worry, my manager told me not to eat before I was going to the show, and sometimes I would secretly order fried chicken while he wasn't paying attention, since I'm on the show, don't Think so much, relax and have fun!"

Wen Han: "..."

Wen Han hastily put down the bowl and chopsticks, ran into the bathroom and frantically rinsed his mouth and brushed his teeth.

There was a period of turmoil, and when he came out, his eyes were a little red, as if he had cried.

Liang Mu is also stupid, he can't be so fragile, but it's just a sip of broth, you didn't eat pork, did you?

Is Wen Han playing tricks on him on purpose?Wen Han is the fucking whore!

Wen Han bit his lip and returned to his seat in silence. Liang Mu looked at him worriedly and asked nervously, "Are you okay?"

Wen Han sniffed, his eye sockets became even redder, looking closely, there were really tears in his eyes.

"I only eat vegetarian food. I'm not trying to lose weight at all. It's really okay for me to eat these. I eat a lot every day. I can eat enough whole grains. Why don't you believe it!" He spoke very Small, with obvious grievances.

Everyone in the live broadcast room and Liang Mu dropped their jaws in shock. This is the personality of Wen Han who looks aloof?

[Grass, it’s too easy to bully, what should I do?Think day! 】

[Sister, are you crazy? ! 】

[I really like this kind of boy, he looks very cool on the outside, and when he gets home, he will curl up in your arms and cry, I really want to marry Han Han's baby back home and love him so much! 】

[So everyone knows that Han Han is really a vegetarian, you can check his fucking Weibo, his mother has recorded his growth, he hasn't eaten a bite of meat since he started dancing! 】

[I'm really annoying those of you who see others eat less and say that others are losing weight. If you lose weight, you lose weight. What's there to laugh at?People are not allowed to be fat? ! 】

【Okay, I'm sorry, Wen Han, we wronged you】

……

Compared to the three battered and battered people, Xia Shiyan and Pei Xingmiao lived quite comfortably in the villa.

For dinner, they ate freshly caught seafood. There was no chef, and the guests had to do the cooking by themselves. Pei Xingmiao's cooking skills came into play at this time.

He asked Xia Shiyan to set up a barbecue grill in the yard, put the processed oysters, scallops, lobsters, and some skewered vegetables on it to roast, and the garlic sauce and barbecue powder were ready. Just pay attention to the side.

Pei Xingmiao went into the kitchen to work on other dishes.

Cheese baked lobster, curry seafood, crab stew, boiled shrimp, handmade shrimp balls, steamed pomfret...

He was so good at cooking, that the staff who were standing on the sidelines were starved to death.

Is this torturing the guests or torturing them?

Xia Shiyan helped Pei Xingmiao bring all the dishes to the table in the courtyard. Rong Qi and Xiao Tangqiu sat in the chairs and ate obediently. They didn't need others to help feed them during the whole process, and they were not picky eaters. People who have to cook are also happy.

When the smell of barbecue wafted out, even the director couldn't help it, he asked, "Is it delicious?"

Xia Shiyan peeled off a shrimp, stuffed it into his mouth in front of the director, showing a happy expression, and replied: "The food made by my brother is even more delicious than the food in a five-star restaurant, you should try it too." ?"

Everyone swallowed their throats uncontrollably.

Pei Xingmiao brought the last stir-fried vegetables to the table, and looked at the director with a deep smile, "If you don't mind, let's eat together."

Director: "Why is this so embarrassing?"

Pei Xingmiao: "I have done so much just to let everyone eat together."

The director pretended to refuse, which was polite, and he would have to agree sooner or later, but Pei Xingmiao suddenly didn't want to be polite.

He nodded and said, "Well, since you feel embarrassed, if you agree to our request, you won't feel that this meal is for nothing."

Director: "..." Why did he feel that he was cheated?

Director: "What request?"

Pei Xingmiao picked up the cheese with a fork, and the elongated cheese surrounded the lobster meat, which looked very tempting.

Pei Xingmiao: "For the next two days, you can't deduct the three meals a day for me and A Yan, and the treatment must be as good as today."

Director: "..." Damn, how did he know that the program crew won't give out food from tomorrow?

Xia Shiyan gestured to Rong Qi with his eyes, and Rong Qi immediately understood, and pulled his younger brother No. [-] to join the team to lure the enemy.

Rong Qi: "Brother Director, Uncle Huang's cooking is really delicious! I stayed at his house for three days during Chinese New Year, and I gained five catties!"

Xiao Tangqiu broke open the crab shell bigger than her little hand with bare hands, dug out a large spoonful of oily crab roe with a spoon, and stuffed it into her mouth in front of everyone. Circle the golden crab roe, echoed: "It's really delicious, Brother Miaomiao, can I stay with Brother Rong Qi at your house during my vacation!"

Pei Xingmiao said with a smile: "If your parents agree, of course I have no objection."

His house seems to have become a shelter?

The director was powerless to resist being seduced by the eating of the two children. They chose to compromise and sat at the dinner table cheekily.

[Laughing to death, talking about the depravity of the program group, you are the director, how can you take the lead in doing bad things? 】

[Looking at how delicious they are, I really want to eat, I'm so hungry!Why am I dying to watch this show when I'm losing weight? 】

[On the third day of losing weight, I have already picked up my phone and started ordering takeaway! 】

[I'm so sour, I really want to eat the food made by Xing Xing, his craftsmanship is too good, it's another day I envy Xia Shiyan, no, this time I can even go to Xing Xing's house Lu Jiashan, Jiang Both Yuan and Rong Qi are envious, who can tell me how to get to Pei Xingmiao's house? 】

[I just said why Jiang Yuan always posted food photos during the Chinese New Year. I thought he was on vacation somewhere, and every meal was so good. When I heard Rong Qi say that he gained five catties, I understood, haha , it’s really that people who cook don’t get fat, they only make people who eat fat, Rong Qi, Jiang Yuan and Lu Jiashan are all fat, and I haven’t seen Pei Xingmiao and Xia Shiyan gain weight]

……

In the next two days, Joey, Wen Han and Liang Mu did not get the food allocated by the program group. If they wanted to eat, they had to support themselves.

The three of them needed to help the small town, and exchanged their work for corresponding rewards. Pei Xingmiao and Xia Shiyan's painting styles were completely different from theirs.

On the one hand, I was working hard to 'move bricks' under the scorching sun, and on the other hand, I was lying under the umbrella, watching the sea horizon in the distance and living a wonderful two-day holiday.

The program group still kept their promises, and they didn't deliberately refuse to give food or create other problems to make things difficult for the two of them.

On the contrary, the disadvantages of the live broadcast room were revealed at this time, but it was not the guests who were bad, but the program group.

In exchange, Xia Shiyan asked the program team to borrow the heavy motorcycle that Pei Xingmiao had ridden on the first day, in exchange for the dessert that Pei Xingmiao made himself.

When the director asked him what he wanted to do, Xia Shiyan naturally asked a rhetorical question that would kill him.

"You don't arrange entertainment for us, so what's the point of us coming to this show? You can't let the audience watch us cook and eat in the sun all day long?"

The audience said that we are just as good as you.

The director was about to vomit blood from Xia Shiyan's rhetorical question, who broke my plan?You actually beat it upside down?

After the director went back, he stayed up for half the night to figure out how to deal with this little bastard who didn't know what to do on the third day.

As a result, on the third day, the two of them, who didn't have to worry about food, rode their bikes to the town for a walk, and all the plans he had come up with fell through.

After Xia Shiyan drove Pei Xingmiao around the seaside town, they returned to the lively market in the town. They walked along the street to the end of the street, and ate all the food stalls along the way. over again.

I followed them step by step with the shooting images, and I realized that what they were doing was not a variety show, but a gourmet travel show?

The director also realized, where did Xia Shiyan and Pei Xingmiao buy money from?

Early the next morning, the program team confiscated all five people's wallets and mobile phones. The money was derived from the summer time along the way. How did he get the money?

A staff member silently raised his little hand, pleading guilty in embarrassment, "Xiao Yan said last night that he wanted to play a small game with me, and I, I lost to him, so I gave him ten yuan."

Director: "It's only ten yuan? You didn't lie to me?!"

Then, someone raised his hand again and confessed: "Director, I actually played too."

Immediately afterwards, more and more people raised their hands——

"Director, in fact, we also..."

Director: "..." Grass, you all lost?A bunch of useless things!

[Hahaha I laughed so hard, I think the biggest highlight of the show is actually the director]

[Damn it, why are Shi Miao and the two directors so fun?There is a reason why the director is bald at such a young age]

[These two are sure they are participating in a show with Joey and the three of them?Why is the painting style so different!Open Joey's live broadcast room, oh my god, what a pitiful person, I worked so hard for two hours to get three corns, open Shi Miao's live broadcast room, oh my god this is a newlywed couple on their honeymoon right? 】

In fact, the director could directly intervene in Xia Shiyan and Pei Xingmiao's 'travel' plan, but he didn't do so.

After Xia Shiyan made such a fuss, the ratings of the show were even higher than the previous two days. The number of people in the live broadcast room of the two of them actually surpassed that of Joey, and their popularity exceeded 300 million.

He never dreamed that the two rookies would have such achievements, so he didn't dare to interfere casually.

But being 'taunted' by Xia Shiyan, he still felt his breath stuck in his chest. If he didn't get it back, how embarrassing would he be?

So, on the night when the first episode was about to end, the director knocked on Xia Shiyan's door.

Xia Shiyan had just finished taking a shower. He wiped his hair and looked at the chubby director standing at the door with a smirk on his face, and asked, "Director, what's the matter?"

Director: "I heard that you are very good at playing games?"

Xia Shiyan: "Huh?"

The director rubbed his little hands, "Shall we have a hand?"

Xia Shiyan stopped wiping his hair and said, "Okay! But this time I won't gamble."

director:"?"

Xia Shiyan raised the corners of his lips and said with a smile, "Let's bet on a condition."

Everyone in the live broadcast room: Director, I advise you not to gamble, you will regret it.

The director couldn't see the barrage, so he thought to himself, isn't there just one condition?Anyway, the first issue is over, so what else? !

"Okay." He agreed without hesitation.