Absurd Comedy ABO

Although he always ignored my answers, Lu Jingshu kept his word and drove to the school on the appointed day to help me move things.His car is pretty good, a Honda SUV, low-key and practical. I thought young talents would drive an Audi or something.

My dormitory is on the third floor, and there are quite a lot of things left, including several large boxes of books.It is true that people only find that they have a lot of books when they move.There is only half a box of textbooks, and there are many books that I flipped through after I bought it, which is really a waste.I am very guilty, and I plan to start from scratch after moving, and I will never let these books sit on the corner of the table for nothing.

It was still very hot at the end of August. The white T-shirt, light-colored jeans, and canvas shoes Lu Jingshu wore that day made him look younger and still charming.Fortunately, I dressed up very presciently, otherwise I would be ashamed of myself.

He is still a very gentleman, he took the cardboard box from me, and picked up the heavy ones, and ran up and down several times, much more diligent than me.It's a pity that seeing him move seriously, it didn't mean anything to me, and he didn't say a word to me throughout the whole process, and he carried the image of a high-cold male god to the end.

"Do you have the address of your new home? Send it to me, and I'll start a navigation." This should be the first long sentence he said to me.

"Okay, okay, wait a minute." The house I rented is next to the school, and it takes about half an hour to ride a bicycle.Driving faster, it is estimated that it will be less than 10 minutes.If I want to chat, I must start the topic within these 10 minutes, or else after a while, people will move out and leave, where should I cry.

I'm going to get straight to the point and not be too tight-lipped, "Are you doing anything else later?" I asked.

"Nothing, what's the matter? Is there anything else you can help with after you move?" he said.

"It's nothing, I'm just sorry to bother you, I want to treat you to a meal." This must be said frankly, if you say that you are invited to a meal, you are invited to a meal, no matter whether you have unreasonable intentions or not, the tone must first not be revealing.

"No, no, no need to be so polite, it's just a matter of little effort." He really shied away.

"That's what I said," I thought for a while, and replied, "But I always feel very embarrassed. Let me ask for one, which is also an expression of gratitude."

"No need," he said, "If you have this money, you can keep it for yourself. You really don't need to treat me to dinner. I have nothing to do anyway." He didn't even have the idea of ​​chatting, and changed the subject directly and bluntly.

"It's coming soon, let's see which building it is, and tell me when you get there." I could only reluctantly agree, thinking about waiting for a while and then finding a chance to talk to see if I could convince him he.Although I want to pursue the elite handsome guy, but now he is also an important part of my plan to eat melons. If it doesn't work, I can only give up the little love for the big love.It's all about showing affection to others, otherwise you might not even be able to eat melons.I thought it over, it must be easier to inquire about news from Lu Jingshu than from my brother.

Because I have too much luggage, and there is a security door downstairs, so I pushed the door first, and he helped me take out all the things and move them into the door. Then one person sat and inquired and watched, while the other carried the luggage up.

Naturally, the work of carrying the luggage belongs to me. After all, it is going to my house, and only I have the key.And there is an elevator in the place where I live, so it doesn't take much effort.The only embarrassing thing was going back and forth on the elevator several times, but there were not many people at this time, so it wouldn't be too embarrassing.I met people at the very beginning and at the end of the move.

Around the time I moved to the penultimate trip, a guy got on the elevator with me.Tall, thin and handsome.I hugged a suitcase in a disheveled manner, and there was a smile on my face.The handsome guy was like a spring breeze, he smiled at me, and asked me which floor I was going to, and if I needed his help to press the elevator.

I said it was the tenth floor, but he pressed it with a strange expression on his face. "I'm also on the tenth floor," he said, giving me an incredulous look.

I also found it unbelievable, and the other party was a handsome guy, so I became more enthusiastic, and the chatterbox opened up, "Really? The two of us are destined." I thought about it and introduced myself first, "I'm moving today. , except that it was the first day I came here to look at the house, and I ran into my neighbors on the first day, I really didn't expect it."

He also smiled at me very friendly, and asked if I needed help. He could help me carry two boxes up.I thought about Brother Xiaolu who was waiting downstairs, but he still refused, "My friend is helping me downstairs, don't bother me." In fact, I still want to get in touch with the handsome guy again, but I bring a stranger when I take the elevator around. Wouldn't it be embarrassing for Brother Xiaolu to come down?And today I was thinking about how to invite him to dinner, and I was not in a hurry to win over the handsome guy next door.

"Then we are considered neighbors. If you need any help in the future, you can come to me anytime." We didn't realize until we reached the tenth floor that we were not only neighbors, but also opposite each other.Fate is wonderful.Of course, I feel dizzy, great, I have another good chance to win over a handsome guy.

I wasted a little time because of the chat, "Why did it take a long time for this trip?" I heard him ask me as soon as I got up.

"It's a coincidence that I bumped into my neighbor just now in the elevator, so I said a few more words, sorry." I told the truth.Brother Xiaolu was very generous and even said that it was fine. On the last trip, brother Xiaolu and I moved the remaining few boxes up together.

The furniture and everything are complete, and I specially picked the ones that can be checked in with bags.It's just that it will take a lot of time to pack this pile of luggage.

"Do you need me to help you clean up?" Brother Xiaolu was still considerate. I looked at the cardboard boxes all over the floor and felt a headache.As a serious procrastinator, if I clean up by myself, it will probably take three days.

Moreover, I sneaked another look at Lu Jingshu, and I wanted to talk to him again, and I happened to be chatting while tidying up, maybe the matter of eating could be resolved.

"You'd better clean up for me," I said a little awkwardly, but he still agreed.

"Otherwise, you can clean up the books yourself, and I'll help you with the clothes. Tell me which ones you often wear are hung up, and which ones you don't often wear can be kept under the rug." It's all so organized.

My closet is in the bedroom, so I can put the three boxes of clothes on the bed, arrange them by category, and let Lu Jingshu clean them up for me.

"Why do you have so many clothes, can you wear them?" The boxes were all sealed, and I couldn't remember how many boxes there were. My impression was that there were only two or three boxes. I didn't expect to open the box and see that there were four boxes in total. .Now I was also a little embarrassed, and hurriedly excused myself, "There are a lot of winter clothes that take up too much space, it just looks too much."

As a result, when I put all the clothes on the bed, I slapped my face again.There are a lot of clothes, but there are not many winter clothes that take up space. I am the type of person who wants to be graceful but not warm, so there are very few clothes such as cotton jackets and down jackets, and they are all sweaters and windbreakers.Looking at it this way, I have to admit that I am quite wasted.

Fortunately, Lu Jingshu didn't continue to mention it, so I quickly sorted the clothes and changed the subject, "When will you start working?" It was quite blunt.But he still replied, "About October."

"Oh..." I was silent for a while, and then tried to start an awkward chat, "What do you usually do for work?"

"It feels complicated, but presumably it's financial?" he said.

I thought about it, and I didn't know where the courage came from. "Then do you know Lin Shaoqiong?" After asking, I regretted it.Lu Jingshu also looked at me strangely, "It's okay, how do you know him?"

He didn't know?Hasn't my mother advertised our relationship with the Lin family?Forget it, this is also good, it is more convenient for me to inquire about the news. "I said before that I wanted to find a company for an internship to exchange credits. My mother said that she seemed to be able to introduce him, and then said that there are relatives in the family who know this person." In order to ensure that I didn't cheat, I added, "The name is right."

Lu Jingshu looked a little confused, "Even if you're looking for an internship, you should go to the personnel department, but if he might be really useful..."

"What is his identity?" I asked knowingly.

"A boss?" he said, pausing before adding, "Your mother's well-connected."

I don't know how to answer the conversation now, how to tell him that my mother is either well-connected or lucky, and she is related to Lin Shaoqiong. "Is he your leader?" I asked.

"I was the leader before, but now I am not in the same department, but it is still considered a big leader." He said.

I have a rough estimate of Lin Shaoqiong's position.

The question now is how to naturally turn the topic back to the personal side. I thought about it and said, "Big leader, you must be quite old at that time, right?"

"That's not true." Lu Jingshu didn't seem to sense that I had any deep meaning, so he said it simply, "He's probably about my age."

"Really? That's still a young talent." I pretended to exclaim in a loud voice, which made him frown.The acting is a bit exaggerated, so be careful next time.

Lu Jingshu nodded, "It's true that he is quite capable, but it has something to do with his family's background. The right time, place and people are right."

I tried for a long time, and saw that he had no resistance to this matter before I dared to continue, "Then he is only 30 or [-] years old now, let me gossip about how he looks and whether he is handsome or not."

Lu Jingshu gave me a rather helpless look, I can probably understand what he thinks, probably something like "what are you thinking all day long".But being helpless, he still replied, "He's pretty handsome, I think he looks good."

"Then is he married? If not, does he have a partner?" I asked, my heart pounding.

He seemed a little unhappy after hearing this, and his eyes became unfriendly, "Why are you asking this?"

I still have to keep pretending to be stupid, "Aren't I just curious, Mr. Rich, he is also the number one male character in TV dramas. I'm curious about his relationship, just to have fun." I suspect that Lu Jingshu didn't believe it, but in the end he looked bad After looking at me for a while, he still said, he is such a good man, "As far as I know, he is not married, and I don't know if he has a partner."

It seems that the online cultural nurse still has a chance, I think.No, the online cultural nurses are fictitious, so how could there be a chance.I feel that I, who eat melons, have been a little delirious recently.But then again, this matter has not been clarified, maybe the nurses really exist.

Just as I was thinking about it, I heard Lu Jingshu say, "It's understandable to be curious, but if you really plan to go for an internship, don't... and don't" He seemed to be thinking about the words, "Don't provoke such people .”

I understand that he probably misunderstood, thinking that I want to marry a young, handsome and rich second generation into a wealthy family.But I can't explain this matter now. I guess I will have to ask him for information in the future. If I know that Lin Shaoqiong is my brother, I will definitely ask him.

"I'm just curious, just ask casually, I won't provoke you." I laughed and fooled the words.But on the bright side, maybe this way he can relax his vigilance towards me and stop being so repulsive.

In the end, Brother Xiaolu still didn't agree to my request for a meal, so I naturally couldn't find out more information, but I still bought him a cup of milk tea to express my gratitude, so as to continue to maintain friendship with him.As for eating melons, take your time, anyway, time is still long.

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