Absurd Comedy ABO

On the way back, I could clearly feel that Lu Jingshu was very embarrassed, his face was quite red.But so cute! !And I have to try my best to restrain myself so that I don't look like a psycho. I asked a lot of questions, including of course the pheromones I was thinking about.

He looked embarrassed when I asked him, and even in the dim light at night, I could see his ears were almost all red.But how could I pass up this opportunity, he only made me more curious when he looked so shy.

"So are you willing to tell me, please, I'm really curious." My voice was even a little coquettish unconsciously, "The movie theater exited halfway, are you going to deal with the pheromone problem?"

He nodded.

I chased after the victory, "I said, why do I always feel like I can smell something? Tell me, don't be shy, I think it smells good." Because I succeeded in holding hands just now, I made a lot of progress, and I don't remember it at all. Before going out, I have a plan to "click until it ends".But the point is to go smoothly, now that the progress is so smooth, I can do whatever I want.

"My scent is really not interesting, and it can't be called a scent. If I tell you, you will be disappointed." He seemed to be so entangled by me that he couldn't help it, so he backed down a little.

I saw him backing down, and of course he followed closely, "It's okay, as long as I think it smells good. And I really think it smells good, so you don't have to worry."

"Okay," he finally relented, and I cheered inwardly, "it's oak."

"Anyway, I think it's quite an inexplicable smell. I didn't know what it was at first. Then I tested it, and the result is probably this type of wood? Although it is said to be oak, I don't know what oak is. smell."

Although I don't know what oak smells like, it doesn't prevent me from liking it at all.

"I think it sounds very advanced," I said, "and it's pretty calm in terms of what I smelled in the movie theater before? I think it goes well with oak. And it's still a non-aggressive smell, Some people have a very strong smell, such as cigarettes, alcohol, etc., which are too choking, and I don’t like it, but I think this kind of smell is very good, and it smells very comfortable.”

What I'm saying is the truth, maybe a little too hard, it sounds like I'm flattering.Sure enough, Brother Xiaolu just smiled and didn't speak any more.

"So there is this place that specializes in measuring the taste of pheromones?" In order to make up for the previous overpowering, I started to ask for words, "Are there many people going there?"

"Half and half," he replied, "some people have a strong smell, so don't test it. Some people, like me, have a strange smell, and there are mixed types, so go test it." It’s a lot.”

This involves a blind spot in my knowledge, and I can only respond with a dry "oh".After all, the pheromone of Beta is very weak, that is to say, it plays a role of euphoria. To put it bluntly, it is good to smell it, and you can still test it?nonexistent.

I was a little depressed because of this topic, and suddenly I thought of Xie Yulin, maybe this is what he has always felt, and it is probably much more serious than me.Thinking of him made me even more depressed. Beta sucks, alas.

I didn't speak, and the car immediately fell silent.Lu Jingshu turned his head and looked at me twice, as if he wanted to say something, but he gave up.

But after being low for a while, it subsides, isn't it just a pheromone, it's not that Beta doesn't exist, it's just that it's not so obvious.Moreover, in modern society, releasing pheromones openly in public can be regarded as indecent.And we can save money on deodorant, which is a hassle to deal with every few hours like Road King Book.

Thinking of this, I also regained my mental balance, and my mood naturally recovered.I started talking again, "Can you let me smell it," I said, because I was really curious.Not only about the pheromones in Lu Jingshu, but I am also curious about the pheromones themselves.

Lu Jingshu is the first Alpha I have been in close contact with since I was growing up. Although there are some Alpha and Omega classmates in high school and university, I can't get along to smell their pheromones. This can be regarded as sexual harassment.I was also curious about how pheromones work, and now I finally have the chance.

Lu Jingshu looked a bit embarrassed, as if he wanted to refuse but was too embarrassed to refuse. "I've only sprayed on deodorant before, maybe you can't smell it even if you get close."

"Then tell me about pheromones?" I said, "like after you spray this smell-masking stuff, can you still smell each other? If not, what's the use of pheromones in daily life?" ?”

"Isn't it useful in modern society?" Lu Jingshu was still very calm, "If I have to say it is useful, maybe it will be useful in marriage and love? After all, Alpha and Omega are very closely linked, and there is no big deal Issues should not be separated."

He gave me a nervous look after he said this, and I can understand why he was nervous, but I don't care much about these aspects. Alpha and Omega match is well known, there is no need to ignore the fact.

He seemed to want to say something, but unfortunately the car had already arrived at the gate of the community.

"That's all for today?" I said, "I'm very happy today, is there any time to come out together next time?"

He looked like he was relieved, "I have to check my time," he said, "Sorry, I'm a bit too busy. But it's okay recently, at least one day a week can be rested, and I should be able to come out of."

"Then you're sure, tell me, I'm not too busy, I have time anytime." I said.In fact, I still want to ask, for example, what is the relationship between the two of us, are we in love now?Okay, so am I his boyfriend?How many boyfriends has he had?Or girlfriend.

But there are too many problems, time is too tight, and I lack courage.So in the end I still didn't ask anything.Forget it, I comforted myself in my heart, I can go back and send a message and ask again, it shouldn’t be so embarrassing through the screen.

I opened the door and jumped out of the car. After walking two steps, I heard Lu Jingshu honking at me.I was taken aback and wanted to ask him what was wrong, but he rolled down the window and called me.

I walked up to the car window with some doubts, but he still didn't say anything, just untied his cuffs and rolled them up again.

I didn't doubt it for too long, he rolled his sleeves very quickly, and it was ready in less than half a minute.Then he put his arm out of the window, but I was still confused, I didn't know what he was trying to do, so I gave him a puzzled look, and a question.

"What's wrong?" I said.

"Didn't you say you wanted to smell it?" He said in a low voice, feeling embarrassed, "Here."

To be honest, this scene is kind of weird.And he didn't pick a good time to extend his arm, something like that would be best done in the car.I was sniffing his arm outside in a grand manner, and I always felt a little perverted.

But I couldn't think about becoming a pervert for a long time. I just felt unbelievable, and of course I was very happy.

"Really?" I asked.

"Really, but if I hesitate any longer, I may go back on my word."

I moved in a little further, getting close to his arm but not touching it, and took a breath.It's like the feeling I get in the movie theater, but thicker and more comfortable.

"It smells so good!" I exclaimed.But he looked even more uncomfortable, he pulled his arm back, and hastily put down his sleeve.Originally, this weird incident should have ended here, but the action of Lu Jingshu offering his arm gave me some courage.The courage to ask the pile of questions that were swirling in your head before.

"I have a question," I said, with a loud voice, "how are we doing now?" I asked, but the more I asked, the more guilty I became, and my voice gradually lowered, "Are we in a relationship?"

"I think so?" Lu Jingshu replied, his voice was not too loud, "What do you think, do you want to?"

"Of course I would!" I said, louder again. "Then we're in love."

I finally have a boyfriend, and I'm still an Alpha.