Absurd Comedy ABO

It's a pity that I can't pass out on the spot, and I can't even pretend to have amnesia, so I can only resort to it.

I still struggled hard, thinking about whether I should quibble again, pretend to be stupid or something like that.I dismissed this idea as soon as it came up. Xie Yulin is not stupid, he must have a basis for asking this question.

I was wondering how to answer without embarrassment, when I heard Xie Yulin say again, "It's all right, don't be nervous, just ask casually, and I don't mean to blame you."

Although he said that, I was still very embarrassed. I faltered for a long time without saying anything, and finally just nodded stiffly.But seeing Xie Yulin's expression as expected, I couldn't help but want to ask some questions.

"How did you find out?" I said, and after finishing speaking, I felt that this question was really stupid. Xie Yulin didn't give me a good look, so how could I answer this question.

As a result, the person really answered seriously, "Actually, I was a little unsure at first, I just think the tone of your messages is quite similar."

"Just rely on this?" I couldn't believe it.

"There are also emoticons, don't you really like to use emoticons? These two numbers are always repeated, and they are all rare emoticons."

"Just rely on these two? Can't you?" I realized now that Xie Yulin couldn't have lied to me just now.

"Indeed it's more than that," Xie Yulin continued, "These two things at most make me a little suspicious."

"Then how are you sure?" I asked, I recalled carefully, I should not have said anything to expose my identity, all the chats with bloggers revolved around blogs, he had no reason to recognize me.

He sighed, turned out the chat record and put it in front of me, "You sent the wrong message." I took my phone and looked at it. It was two or three months ago. I sent a message to ask Xie Yulin to come out for dinner.Well, I can't blame anyone else this time, this time I threw myself into the trap.

And if Xie Yulin hadn't told me now, I probably would never have found out.

I am even more embarrassed now, if Xie Yulin deduces that it is me through his intelligence, it can only show that he is smart enough.It turned out that I personally delivered the answer to the door. Xie Yulincong didn't know if he was smart, but I was quite short-sighted.

"When I saw this news, I just thought it was strange." He put the phone back and continued, "However, thanks to that, I don't have many friends, and there are not many people who can ask me out, that is, you are the only one who calls me all the time. Eat. I thought about it at the time, and the tone of those emoticons seemed familiar, so I agreed to try it, and it turned out to be you."

"Oh," I didn't know what to say, so I'd better keep silent. After a while, I felt guilty again, "I'm sorry, I didn't hide it on purpose... I was actually quite surprised when I added the contact information at that time, but I don't know how to tell you, I just want to be a cute little fan and blow rainbow farts, sorry."

"It's okay, you don't need to apologize, I just want to make sure, and I'm not angry because of this, it's just a coincidence."

His attitude made me even more guilty. It was a coincidence that I just saw his blog, but I obviously knew something else, such as Lin's identity in the blog.I originally thought, since everything has been exposed, I might as well tell Xie Yulin everything and everything I know.But seeing how gentle he is now, I am even more afraid that he will turn his face after confessing, so I am even more speechless.

I was in the midst of a battle between heaven and man, and Xie Yulin said again, "But where did you see that blog?" He said, "This is my private blog, and there are not many hits. Generally, it should be very popular. It's hard to see."

Finally, I have a question that I am not guilty of. "Actually, I don't remember much. I seemed to be watching some news at the time, and then I linked to this blog. I thought the writing was pretty good, so I followed it."

I saw that Xie Yulin fell silent after hearing my words, so I continued to speak boldly, "I asked you why it ended in a tragedy, and you always said it was destined to be like this, can I ask..." I observed while talking His expression seemed to be calm before he dared to continue, "Is this a story about you and that person's ex-boyfriend?"

At the end of my speech, I lacked confidence and my voice was too low to be heard, but Xie Yulin still nodded.He looked a little helpless, "You're pretty smart, so you guessed it right. Actually, I wanted to find a reasonable explanation, but I found it strange to say it, so I just wrote it down."

I don't know if it's because I've suppressed it for too long and finally found an outlet. Xie Yulin is not disgusted with this topic, and even chatted with me.

"But since it's a story, why not just write a happy ending?" I said, "Even to comfort myself?"

"That's what I thought at the beginning, and I even wrote the ending," he said, "but I deleted everything afterwards."

"Why?" I asked.

"Because if you feel fake, you can only deceive yourself. It's better to write the truth, at least it all happened in the real world."

I got stuck again, "Is that ex-boyfriend really as ruthless as you wrote?" I still can't help but look forward to it, what are you looking forward to?Maybe expect a fairy tale ending.

"Did I write very cold and heartless?" Xie Yulin asked back, "I still think he is quite gentle."

I don't really want to discuss with him whether he is gentle or not. Regardless of whether he is gentle or not, the behavior at the end is enough to make people lose their goodwill.

"So you've let it go now?" I continued to ask, and I remembered that he had said something similar before.

"Still working hard," Xie Yulin said frankly, "but I think it's almost there."

"Then you plan to change your mood to a different place, and the decision to travel now is also because of this." He still nodded, but obviously didn't want to say more, so he immediately changed the subject, "I said before that I planned to give you a book, Go and pick, it's in the study, I'll show you."

I can't say anything more, so I can only follow him.

His books are well preserved, and there are quite a lot of them. Besides, he also has a lot of decorations. He let me take them casually, and they are not cheap.I was a little embarrassed to pick things up, so I continued to chat with him.

"When are you going to quit the lease here, and how is the procedure going?"

"Actually, there is no need to return this, this is my house." Seeing my shocked expression, Xie Yulin continued to add, "Anyway, I feel like you know a lot, so it's okay to tell you. I was dumped before and got a big breakup Fei, I bought it with that money." His expression was calm, but I started to feel sad again when I saw it.

"Why are you telling me?" I said.

"I don't know either. You may be the only person who knows the most. Besides, I have no friends and family members. I can't find anyone else except to talk to you."

Before I had time to comfort him, I heard him continue, "Actually, I wrote it for people to read. If you can see it, I won't be angry." He sighed, "It seems that the more people see it, The more real the thing is, if only I know it, then it is no different from a dream." After speaking, he smiled at me, "I still have to thank you."

I want to tell him that he must not be the only one who knows about this matter, at least two people are needed to complete a love story.And the other person is not so ruthless, but thinking about the news about Lin Shaoqiong, I hesitated again.

"If you have anything else you want, you can always ask me to get it, but hurry up, I'm leaving in less than a week."

I guess I won't have a chance to see you again after that, I think.Otherwise, tell him, not to hope that he can accept or forgive Lin Shaoqiong, but just to let him know that this is not a one-man show.

Thinking of this, I finally made up my mind and took a deep breath, but my voice was very weak. "Actually, I know more than that?"

"What did you say?" Xie Yulin didn't hear clearly, and asked again, frowning.

"I said that I actually know more. Do you want to hear the story from another angle? But let me tell you in advance, don't be angry with me."