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Fake?Fuck!Are there fake tickets for the haunted house? !These few young celestial masters who were not deeply involved in the world were all confused.

Xu Wang was also helpless.

He has indeed heard from many old customers recently that there are scalpers selling fake tickets for haunted houses near the haunted house train station.But Yujiuyin’s haunted house is booked in advance, so tourists who know that the haunted house’s reputation will come will know the rules, and almost no one is really fooled. The mention of scalping tickets is also a joke.

What's more, it's hard to get a ticket for the haunted house, the main reason is the reception capacity.With the size of such a floor, half of it was divided into living and office space by Yu Jiuyin. In the end, there was not much land actually used to build the haunted house.

In fact, in Xu Wang's view, if Yu Jiuyin wants to grow bigger, he can rent or buy the surrounding stores.However, Yu Jiuyin is lazy and takes the haunted house as a task, and doesn't expect the haunted house to make money at all.

At first Xu Wang and the third child persuaded each other separately, but after thinking about it later, Yu Jiuyin's routine was actually quite right.Haunted houses were originally a niche thing, but now they are booming, partly because the audience has opened them up, which is a bit similar to the effect of "Internet celebrity" haunted houses.The other one is the special attributes of the Lingdang brothers and sisters and ghost babies.Child ghosts who bring wealth and luck, many people use the name of "transfer" when they pay each other, and now some people regard it as a temple, and come to worship when they feel unlucky.

From this point of view, if the scope of business is expanded, many problems may arise.Not to mention the Bell brothers and sisters and Guiwa, the four human employees are too busy for them.Besides, it's really not easy for Yu Jiuyin to recruit people from the outside.There are really ghosts in the haunted house.

Instead, as it is now, hunger marketing is just right.

But even so, the matter of scalping tickets was indeed a small trouble, Xu Wang thought about discussing with Yu Jiuyin how to deal with it after he came back.By the way, I borrowed a ticket from a regular customer waiting in the rest area, and handed it to these young celestial masters.

"Look, this is the ticket for our haunted house, and there will be some little easter eggs on it." Xu Wang put the two tickets together for them to compare.

He originally wanted them to see the ghost baby that would appear suddenly.As a result, the faces of these little celestial masters suddenly became cautious.

"What a powerful ghost! I'm afraid this ghost boy is going to become a ghost fairy!"

"My mother, can ghosts be raised in this kind of place? Or ghosts that attract wealth and have never hurt anyone?"

"There seems to be more than one, there seem to be five in this haunted house?!" One of them concealedly took out the gossip mirror in his hand and took a look at the haunted house, and saw that there were vaguely five shadows inside.

What are these guys here for?Xu Wang's eyes were so sharp that he directly saw the movement of the man holding the gossip mirror.At the same time, the atmosphere in the rest area suddenly changed, as if the air conditioner had been turned up suddenly, and the temperature gradually became lower.

Xu Wang turned his head to look at the haunted house, and found that Ling Dang and the others came out of the haunted house at some point, and they were staring at the celestial masters with cold faces.

"I, we have no malicious intentions. Just come and see." These celestial masters are all young and young. It's okay to meet ordinary ghosts, but the powerful ghosts like Bell don't even dare to touch them.If he hadn't been concerned about the place, he might have been so frightened that he would have pulled out the magic weapon on the spot.

The third child stared at them for a while, roughly guessed their identities, felt that this was not a place to talk, and was afraid of arousing the suspicion of other tourists, so he simply took them to the back office.

"What on earth are you here for?" The third child was very serious, and the ghost baby thrown out of the haunted house at the door had been staring at him.

These celestial masters were so cold that they were almost scared to pee.In the end, he had no choice but to confide in the matter, "We just want to see what Mr. Yu looks like in real life."

"Huh?" The third child didn't understand at all.

"I just want to meet you!" Mentioning Yu Jiuyin, these little celestial masters also became excited, and told about Yu Jiuyin's recent death game in Juehu Village just like pouring beans .Finally, he added, "Don't you all know? Mr. Yu is now recognized as No.1 in the Metaphysics Association! Super powerful."

Of course I know Brother Yu is amazing... Facing a group of little celestial masters who are like fans, the third child can be regarded as completely understanding their purpose.

To put it bluntly, it's like chasing a star and asking for an autograph. I think Yu Jiuyin is amazing, so I want to meet a real person.As for buying scalper tickets, it is also an oolong, after all, who would have thought that the tickets for the haunted house could be fake!But even that is stupid enough.

The third child sighed and looked at the five little angels in front of him, "So have you never been out?"

"no!"

I have never been out of the house since I grew up. How strict is this family.The third child couldn't help sympathizing with them, and in the end Xu Wang was kind, and after listening to the explanation, he took the initiative to tell them Yu Jiuyin's movements.

"Brother Yu is not at the haunted house today, but at the Troll Museum in the city center. If you are in a hurry to see him, it's a good time to go there now."

"Wow! How do I get to the Museum of Wonders? I heard that the chessboard from the game of death is there, and Mr. Yu even put a watchful eye on Baichiya."

"I want to see, I feel that Mr. Yu really knows everything." Yishui Midi's quotations are quite standard, and Xu Wang feels a headache when he looks at them.

"Forget it, I'll take you there so that you don't get lost on the road." Xu Wang called a car and took him there.I thought to myself, just these few unlucky kids, don't make any more mistakes.

Just like that, Xu Wang led the people to the Troll Museum.Along the way, Xu Wang was dragged by them to inquire about Yu Jiuyin for a long time, but in the end he had no other choice, so he briefly told them about the skin-picker.

"Witchcraft! Even witchcraft can be broken, is it so powerful?"

"Yeah, it's really scary! I don't think my grandpa is so powerful!" The more the little celestial masters discussed, the more excited they became, and the sense of expectation for the real Yu Jiuyin was raised to the highest.

Xu Wang looked at them sympathetically, and suddenly looked forward to what they would look like after seeing Yu Jiuyin.After all, Wuli Jiuyin's father is a real leather and dramatist.

But it was really a coincidence that when they arrived, Yu Jiuyin was giving orders to a middle-aged man who looked pleasing to the eye.It's also interesting to say that this middle-aged man doesn't want money or an official career, he just wants a daughter.I have used all kinds of methods in the past few years.

Yu Jiuyin gave him a hexagram and told him directly, "You are destined to have no daughters."

"No way." The middle-aged man looked depressed.

Yu Jiuyin teased him, "Isn't the son very good? My daughter will be snatched away later, and my son can snatch back another's daughter."

The middle-aged man was moved by what he said, not to mention that Yu Jiuyin was well-known, and they all said that he was "blind and straight". Now even Yu Jiuyin said that he has no daughter in his life, so he can only forget it.

But when these little celestial masters heard this, their faces were all a little strange.One of the youngest stared at the middle-aged man for a while, feeling that what Yu Jiuyin said was wrong.The origin of his family's learning lies in divination.According to the face of a man, the lines in the middle of the person are gentle, which is like a woman.It's just that the son's fate is deeper, so it seems that the daughter's fate is shallow.

So this middle-aged man can obviously ask for a girl.But Yu Jiuyin not only said that he didn't have it, but even persuaded the man to have a vasectomy while chatting.

Isn't this a scam?This little celestial master has a pure and kind personality and a straightforward temper, so he couldn't help but speak out.

"This gentleman looks like a woman obviously, how can you persuade people to sterilize and cut off their offspring?"

"Mr. Yu is straightforward, don't talk nonsense." The middle-aged man obviously believed in Yu Jiuyin.

The little celestial master suddenly became unwilling, and also showed some real skills. As soon as the compass came out, he counted with his fingers.

"You were wealthy in your youth, and your fortune was flat in your middle age. There are many children in your family, and your wife is harmonious. If I guessed correctly, your father was probably in the coal mining business, and in your generation, he started to turn to freight logistics. Am I right? "

The little celestial master directly stated his inference, and the man was shocked immediately.Because this kid looks about seventeen or eighteen years old, and his appearance is very professional.The point is, he is really good at matching face and palm reading.

It's amazing!Many people in the museum are paying attention here.

When the little angel saw the middle-aged man acquiesced, he knew that he was right, and couldn't suppress his grievances, so he yelled at Yu Jiuyin, "I thought you were very powerful, but it turned out that you are such a person. The offspring is will be punished."

There was much admiration before, but there was so much resentment after disillusionment.The five little celestial masters stared at Yu Jiuyin's appearance, resentful as if he was some kind of big pig's trotter who started to mess up and gave up.

Now, even the face of the middle-aged man changed.There is a girl but she says she doesn't have a girl, what is Yu Jiuyin's plan?But he didn't dare to offend Yu Jiuyin, he was still polite on the surface.

Yu Jiuyin sighed, feeling a headache.I thought to myself, where did this kid come from?Why is there no measure at all.

At this moment, Rong Qing came in from the outside and saw the chaos inside at a glance.

"What's wrong?" Rong Qing's words broke the embarrassment in the room.

When the five little celestial masters saw him, their first reaction was to salute Rong Qing.After all, although Rong Qing is not a member of the Celestial Masters Association, she has been helping the Celestial Masters Association solve many troublesome things.Therefore, the celestial masters of the Celestial Masters Association respect him very much.As for those in the business district, I dare not offend the God of Wealth.

When Yu Jiuyin saw him coming, she also spread her hands, expressing that she was fine.Then he turned his head and said to the middle-aged man, "He's right, you are lucky to have a woman, but the price is very high. That's why I advise you not to force it."

"What do you mean?" The middle-aged man has already begun to doubt.

Yu Jiuyin explained to him helplessly: "I calculated your marriage line before, and found that your wife is destined to have no daughter. So even if you have, your wife will die because of giving birth to this daughter. After that, You will feel that you are indebted to your daughter and treat her better. But your three sons are jealous of your younger sister because of your neglect, and resent this younger sister, and feel that she killed their mother."

"So after you die, your three sons will argue endlessly because of the family property, and your daughter will also be affected by it. In the end, she will marry someone who is not human."

"How is this possible?" The little celestial master couldn't believe it.

Yu Jiuyin released the words written by the middle-aged man before.It is a word "to do".

"The word corpse should be in February. Now it's August. If I say that you are destined to have a daughter, you must be eager to ask for a daughter. If you conceive in September and have an accident in February, isn't it the sign of a premature mother?"

"..." The middle-aged man was covered in cold sweat. As for the little celestial master who said that Yu Jiuyin deliberately misled people, he was speechless and his face was flushed.As for the others, they all stared at Yu Jiuyin with their eyes wide open.

Knowing that these people had no bad intentions, Yu Jiuyin also wanted to give them some advice, so she said more.

"Fortune-telling is all about guessing God's will. Since you know that God's will is not perfect, why bother to ask for it and leave regrets? As for you..." Yu Jiuyin said to the man, "You have two choices now. It is to forcefully ask for a daughter, and the wife and children are separated. The second is to go back and educate your three sons well. When your sons reach the age, they will naturally have a good marriage. The three daughters-in-law are also considered daughters. In the future, there will be cute little granddaughters. With your knees. The choice between gain and loss is in your mind."

"Thank you, Mr. Yu, for your guidance." The middle-aged man thanked him repeatedly, and he couldn't help but rejoice that he hadn't offended Yu Jiuyin before.You must know that counting one to ten, this kind of ability is not something ordinary celestial masters can have.

And Rong Qing beside him saw the matter, so he simply kicked him out straightforwardly.He asked his secretary to take a few little celestial masters to dinner first, and then opened the lunch box he brought and placed it on the table.

Yu Jiuyin stared at it for a while, and although it was different from what the old butler usually brought, it still had the effect of warming and nourishing. He simply said to Rong Qing, "I'm really fine, you don't have to worry about it all the time."

Rong Qing didn't answer, she directly poured the soup into Yu Jiuyin's bowl, obviously wanting to stare at him and eat it.In the past, Xu Wanglai did all these things, but now that he changed his attitude, there was an extra pressure that Yu Jiuyin could not refuse.

After all, Yu Jiuyin's most troublesome thing is that she is so serious, she can only drink it.But as soon as the soup entered Yu Jiuyin's mouth, he felt that the taste was a little different from the previous one, and it didn't look like Rong Qing's cook.And today Rongqing seems to be a little more smokey.

Yu Jiuyin had a good nose, so she went directly to Rongqing and sniffed it.

His expression was aroused, but the two of them were close, and they didn't avoid it.Yu Jiuyin couldn't help laughing even more happily, it really was Rongqing's handicraft.

Rongqing didn't want to hide it from him, seeing that he was happy, she added another half bowl of soup for him.

Yu Jiuyin has always advertised that she is fine, but it is also true that she has not eaten much recently and has been lethargic.But the doctor who Rongqing brought Yu Jiuyin's pulse last time said that Yu Jiuyin was fine.The more calm the surface, the more Rong Qing cares.

That's it, the two of them ate and chatted every sentence.And the few little celestial masters outside were also brought back by the secretary after eating, and they would be a little at a loss standing outside Yu Jiuyin's office.Especially the youngest one, who was about to cry. He offended people the moment he saw his idol. As a fan boy, he was really unprofessional.

Yu Jiuyin is such a powerful person, and Qin Ying has never been masked, just to gather souls for her, and even used methods against the sky to change her fate.And depending on Rong Qing's meaning, Yu Jiuyin may not be in good health, it must be a sequelae after helping Qin Ying gather her soul.How could such a Yujiuyin intentionally cut off an offspring?

They really misunderstood him because their brains were squeezed by the door. Now that it's all over, they don't know what face they have to stand in front of Yu Jiuyin.

In the end, it was Yu Jiuyin who finished his meal and called someone in to ask about the situation.

"I'm sorry." The child who had misunderstood Yu Jiuyin before came in and bowed to Yu Jiuyin, looking extremely ashamed.

She is younger and impulsive in doing things, but she doesn't have any crooked thoughts, and Yu Jiuyin doesn't care much.

"It's okay, don't take it to heart. It's already pretty good at your age."

"Really?" The child was originally listless, but after being praised by Yu Jiuyin, he immediately became excited.Without reacting at all, Yu Jiuyin looked five or six years older than him.

As for the others, seeing that Yu Jiuyin was not that cold and cold, she also came over to introduce herself.The oldest of these five little celestial masters is 21, and the youngest is only 17 years old.Coincidentally, they are all inherited from family traditions, a typical domestic series.Two are proficient in divination, one is to catch ghosts, and the other is to invite gods to sacrifice.This time I came here just to see Yu Jiuyin.

"So did you go to the haunted house in the end?" Yu Jiuyin asked casually when she heard about the haunted house they went to first.

"No." The five of them froze again.

"Didn't get a ticket?" Yu Jiuyin was curious.

"I got it!" Mentioning this, the five little ones got angry. "I bought a fake ticket!"

Each of them talked about their experiences one by one, and at the end, they showed their tickets to Yu Jiuyin.

"Brother Yu, look at which scalper is too much! Isn't this ruining your reputation outside?"

"Hmph! Next time I see you, I'll make a fortune for him."

Yu Jiuyin was also narrow-minded, "Then why didn't you do the math for yourself before you went out? You dare to buy the [-] tickets, isn't this paying the IQ tax? Didn't your family tell you when you came out?"

"No!"

Seeing the blank faces of the five, Yu Jiuyin and Rong Qing glanced at each other and understood the situation of the five little ones.Yes, the cabbage in the one-water greenhouse.

That's it, after chatting for a while, Yu Jiuyin and Rong Qing had something to say, so they let them go outside to play first.By the way, I asked for the contact information of their elders, and reported to them one by one that they were safe.Just such a few fools, how on earth did they let them out.Yu Jiuyin also couldn't laugh or cry.

But what made him even more speechless was the elders of these children.He really deserves to be a silly and sweet parent. I heard that the children are with him, and each one is bigger than the other.No worries at all.

Yu Jiuyin shook her head helplessly, and couldn't figure out how the celestial masters of the Celestial Masters Association provoked other people.

Rong Qing saw what he was thinking, and sighed, "It's good for you to meet these few."

"I guess so. An old fox is not. How did that cheating app come out? You don't know, the app even took the initiative to accept the task of catching ghosts for me at the beginning." Thinking of what happened when he first came to City B, Yu Jiuyin couldn't bear it. I can't help laughing. "By the way, Rongrong, are you here today?"

"Well, are you interested in antiques?"

"How to say?"

"There will be an auction in City B in two days, and I want to ask you to hold my eye."

Yu Jiuyin flipped through the booklet that Rongqing handed over, and when she saw the last page, she immediately understood what Rongqing meant.

The last lot was a small and exquisite jade talisman, said to be a magic weapon handed down by Guiguzi.In fact, it is not something used by ghosts and celestial masters like Yu Jiuyin, but it is more suitable for those old Taoists taught by Tianyi.But obviously, Rongqing took a fancy to his use, and it was simply bought for Yu Jiuyin's body protection.As for why you want to buy it for Yu Jiuyin, the reason is obvious, but Yu Jiuyin still asks the question knowingly.

"Master Rong still uses my palm to buy antiques?"

"Don't ask what you know." Rong Qing's ears were a little red.

"I really don't know, Rong Rong, tell me." Yu Jiuyin handed the brochure to Rong Qing, "If you don't explain it, I won't go!"

"You..." Rongqing pursed her lips, and pointed to the last jade talisman.

"Thank you?" Yu Jiuyin teased him persistently.

In the end, Rongqing was so forced that she had no choice but to tell the truth, "No, I just want to give it to you."

"Oh! Why are you so cute, Rongrong?" Yu Jiuyin leaned on Rongqing and smiled very proudly.But after a while, he said lightly, "Actually, you don't have to worry about me too much."

Yu Jiuyin said this with ease, but Rongqing could hear a bit of world-weariness, and looking at his expression, he thought it was an illusion.Rongqing frowned, "I'm worried about you because I care. If you don't want me to worry, don't be reckless. Jiuyin, I have very few friends. I don't want to end up with nostalgia."

What Rong Qing said hit the nail on the head, Yu Jiuyin stared at him for a long time, then suddenly raised his lips and smiled slowly. "Rongrong, do you know? That's why I like ghosts. Because ghosts don't lie easily."

So have you ever been scammed?Or was he deceived by a ghost that is not easy to deceive?Rong Qing really wanted to ask, but Yu Jiuyin's smile made him feel his heart tremble, which made him ache.Rongqing finally chose to be silent, and reached out to hug Yu Jiuyin.

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At the end of that day, Yu Jiuyin still agreed to Rongqing's invitation.But on the day when he finally went to participate in the auction, when Rong Qing came to pick up Yu Jiuyin, he found that he was followed by a bunch of little tails.

Boss and Xu Wang are okay, they can stay in the haunted house.These five little celestial masters have been completely subdued by Yu Jiuyin in the past few days, and they wish they could be clingier than Bell.In addition, I heard that there was a magic weapon handed down by Guiguzi, and I became more excited and wanted to ask for more knowledge.

In the end, Rongqing had no choice but to call another car to take the five people with him.

This auction can be regarded as one of the more grand ones, and those who can receive the invitation letter are either rich or expensive.With a lenient identity, let alone bring five more, even if he goes in with one, no one will stop him.

But it was such a coincidence that the five little celestial masters ran into an acquaintance as soon as they entered the door. It was none other than the scalper who sold their fake tickets before.