Everyone said this is not a love game!

what's the situation? !

Liu Xiaoyang turned over in a jerk, turned around to look at the surrounding mountains and fields, then let go of the two handfuls of grass in his hand, and directly slapped himself two big mouths.

It hurts!But why am I still awake?I must be pumping myself wrong!However, it really hurts!

Liu Xiaoyang stared at his hand and weighed it over and over again, but in the end he couldn't bear it, so he chose a relatively civilized way—bending down and grabbing two handfuls of grass, lying flat in a big shape, and then closing his eyes.

All this must be an illusion caused by my severe lack of sleep, and I will be fine if I sleep for a while.

As Liu Xiaoyang thought about it, he fell into a coma again in the blink of an eye.

I don't know if it was because he played the game too intensely last night, or because of Liu Xiaoyang's naturally rough nerves. He closed his eyes and fell asleep for several hours.

Until a cooing sound woke him up, he still felt that something was wrong in a daze.

Why are there chickens in the bedroom?

The eyelids slowly opened, and as the vision gradually became clear, a light bulb in his mind was lit.

What he saw was a pair of big furry eyes.

"Mom!" Liu Xiaoyang shouted at the top of his voice, and then moved his hands two centimeters after scratching.

He was terrified, and the thing was terrified of him.

In that second of being stunned, he looked the thing up and down, with a round body, slender legs, big eyes and a flat beak, it looked like a bird?

But before he dared to stretch out his hand and asked, "Brother Bird, hello."

The one on the opposite side yelled "Googoo" as if he was out of breath, flapped its extremely short wings twice, and quickly dropped one, egg?Then he spread his legs and ran into the woods.

Looking at the direction where the meatball disappeared, and then at the volleyball-sized fresh egg, a thought flashed in Liu Xiaoyang's mind, and before he could figure it out, it disappeared again.

This running meatball, ostrich is not like ostrich, quail is not like quail, it is obviously not a real species on earth, but why do I have a feeling of deja vu?

Liu Xiaoyang scratched his head and thought about it for a long time, finally slapped his thigh, and muttered: "I just said I forgot something, I haven't eaten the egg-filled pancakes I bought this morning."

But now there is no shadow of egg-filled pancakes?

So, as a high-quality otaku who has been in the game world for many years, Liu Xiaoyang made a major decision by using his highly theoretical field survival skills-to take this freshly baked grain reserve on the road.

Liu Xiaoyang picked up the fresh egg and walked in a random direction, analyzing the current situation while walking.

Obviously, this wasn't the school grove, and obviously, he couldn't solve the problem with another sleep.

To figure out what happened, the first step is to figure out where he is now.

The easiest and most rude way to find out where he is is to ask someone who can speak human language.

But Liu Xiaoyang walked for an hour with a heavy load, nothing but grass and trees along the way, and he didn't even see his mother.

Just when he was disheartened and wanted to sit down and have a good talk about life with the egg in his arms, he suddenly discovered that there was an egg lying under a big tree in front of him, meow?

The reason why there is a question mark is because that cat is not an ordinary cat. Not only does it wear a small felt hat and a small leather jacket, but it also has an extremely enchanting posture in which it props its head up and reclines under the tree.

The forest is really big, and there are all kinds of strange things, first the meatball bird that lays eggs casually, and then the noble concubine who looks like a dog.

But why does the shape of this meow seem to have been seen somewhere?Impossible, impossible, even if such a weird picture has been seen, it must be in a dream.

It's strange, Liu Xiaoyang, who hasn't met a living creature after walking for a long time, decided to go forward to try his luck, maybe...

Unexpectedly, he hadn't weighed whether he should learn to meow or say hello, but the one over there had already reacted first.

I saw the cat raised its paws and touched its eyes charmingly, grinned a natural smile from its crooked mouth, then twisted its waist, and stood up on its hind legs just like a human being. .

It greeted Liu Xiaoyang waving its fleshy claws, just like a beckoning cat, but Liu Xiaoyang's short-circuited brain automatically added lines to this picture: "Food, hello!"

So, in the next second, Liu Xiaoyang seamlessly executed two instructions - turn back and run in unison!

"Owner!"

Liu Xiaoyang's ears were filled with his heavy panting, which made the cry sound like an auditory hallucination.

It wasn't until the same voice sounded again that it successfully caught Liu Xiaoyang's attention.

Maintaining a steady running frequency under his feet, Liu Xiaoyang squinted his eyes and looked to the right. First he saw the light brown figure running in step with him, and then he saw the meow turning its head towards him in an orderly manner, and sincerely fiddled with it. There was an expression of trying to be cute.

"Master, have you finally been moved by me?" The cat squatted obediently in front of Liu Xiaoyang, staring at its big watery eyes and asked.

Lord, grandma, I really can't run anymore!

Liu Xiaoyang sat paralyzed on the ground, gasping for breath and still not forgetting to curse inwardly.

etc!What does this little guy call me?Owner?Is it the "master" who listens to me, or the "boiler" who cooks on high fire?

"Master, since the trial is over, let's go home together."

go home? !

The moment these two words sounded, Liu Xiaoyang only felt that he was immediately revived on the spot with full blood.

"Can you take me home?"

"Well, the greatest happiness in my life is to find my master and go home with him. Master, are you willing to let me be your accompanying cat?" the cat said, holding its two claws together in front of its chest. The eyeballs of the vertical slits expanded rapidly, occupying the entire eyeball.

Liu Xiaoyang doesn't know whether this cute little appearance will be a test for other people, but at this moment, all his thoughts are on the matter of going home.

We have never met before, so I don't care what your greatest happiness is, as long as you can take me home, everything else is easy to talk about.I promise that after I go back, I will not send you to a scientific research institution, or sell you to a circus, and feed you with canned fish three times a day, do you think it will work?

Of course, these words just went around in Liu Xiaoyang's stomach, and in his mouth, they were directly simplified into one sentence: "OK, let's go."

"Master, I'm so happy." The cat danced around Liu Xiaoyang twice, and finally settled its big eyes on the fresh egg in Liu Xiaoyang's hand, "Master, you ran away with this egg." Will it be very tiring after so long? As an accompanying cat, my mission is to lighten the burden on the master, so please let me help the master!"

Seeing the meow smiling and stretching out its meaty claws, Liu Xiaoyang suddenly felt warm in his heart. It turns out that this little guy has such uses. It seems that I really made a profit this time.

Hands out with one pair of claws, the whole process is as solemn and holy as a handover ceremony.

As soon as Liu Xiaoyang felt light in his hand, he heard the cat yell innocently: "Ah, butterfly."

Lowering your head again, apart from the egg that fell on the ground and hit a bloody head, how can there be a shadow of meow?

My egg!I hugged the egg that I didn't even drop when I ran for my life!

"asshole!"

Hearing Liu Xiaoyang's exasperated cry, the cat finally recovered from the happy world of fluttering butterflies, "Hey, master, why did you throw the egg away? Is the master afraid of my hard work? You are the best in the world." Master! Since the master has decided not to use it, as a kind and considerate accompanying cat, let me help the master get rid of it."

Are you faking amnesia with me?Obviously you let go of it and it fell to the ground, okay?Comprehension is a ball of yarn, the egg is broken, how can you help me dispose of it?

Liu Xiaoyang roared in his heart, and saw the cat sitting on the ground with its buttocks in its hands, holding up the eggshell and drinking it. After two or three efforts, it cleaned up the egg, and after eating it, it patted its stomach and beat it A happy little burp. .

Dude, that's what you planned from the beginning, right?

If I didn't have to rely on you to go home, I would light up a fire in minutes and use you as bird eggs to feed cats, believe it or not? !

"Master, what are you thinking about?"

Looking at the innocent look of the cat looking for knowledge, Liu Xiaoyang really wanted to say: 'I'm thinking about recipes! ’ But after silently saying a hundred times in his heart to calm down, he curled the corners of his mouth rationally and replied kindly: “I wonder if we can go home now?”

"Oh, by the way, we have to go home. It's getting late, and we won't be able to make dinner in time if we don't go."

dinner?How dare you mention dinner to me? The one you ate just now was just afternoon tea, right?

Liu Xiaoyang suppressed the roar in his heart, stared fiercely at the back of the cat, and then turned to look at the sky the moment the little guy turned his head.

"Master, I suddenly remembered something."

"What's the matter?" Liu Xiaoyang turned his head with a smile.

"The master hasn't given me a name yet?"

"name?"

"Well, a name is a symbol of the relationship between master and servant, and the accompanying cat will always follow the person who named it." The cat said, and another circle of light flashed in its eyes.

So you cheated me so much just now because I haven't given you a name yet?

"As my accompanying cat, I must have a high-end and elegant name, let me think about it carefully..." Liu Xiaoyang dragged his voice in anticipation, but in the end his eyes stayed on the corner of the cat's mouth. On the egg liquid, "Why don't I just call you Eggy."

"Egg...egg?"

"What? You don't like it?"

"As long as it is given by the master, I like it." Eggy shook her head, and changed into the pious expression before, "Then, let Eggy lead the way for the master."

Sure enough, I became more docile when I named it. Who told you to break my egg? As a university student of both civil and martial arts, I can't beat a meow?

At first Liu Xiaoyang was still secretly happy behind Eggy, but when he was hungry and walking on the endless path, and glanced at the figure chasing the butterfly in front of him, an inexplicable regret suddenly rose in his heart.

"I said Eggy, how long do we have to go?"

"It's coming soon."

"Every time I ask you, I say that it will be here soon, and your immediate application is too wide."

"This time it's real, if you don't believe me, look at it!" Eggy said as she raised her paw and pointed forward, only to see sparks of fire in the thin twilight.

Although what he saw was not the name of his community, but after trekking in the uninhabited forest for half a day, the sight in front of him was enough to inspire Liu Xiaoyang's last will to survive.

If there is fire, it means there are people, and if there are people, there is food. If there is food, you will not starve to death. It is not too late to save your life before finding a way to go home.

Accompanied by this series of beautiful associations, Liu Xiaoyang gritted his teeth and ran towards the direction of the fire.

But when he finally came to the entrance of the mountain village, the three large characters that caught his eyes made him fall limply to the ground.

bath!cloud!village!

Left and right, up and down, that's right, it is Yuyun Village!

God!Can someone tell me what's going on here? ! !

No wonder I feel inexplicably familiar with that bird, this cat and this place, but, if I remember correctly, Monster Hunter should be just a game! !

There was a time when Liu Xiaoyang boasted that he had over 400 hours of game time when he met everyone, but when the village in his dream appeared in front of him, he just wanted to cry with tears in his eyes: "I only play games!" It’s only been 400 hours, I really don’t love this game so much!!”

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This brain hole is still a bit crooked visually. It is said that the prescription that is added to the bookmark can cure my strange disease. . .