Everyone said this is not a love game!
Chapter 17 Phase 2: Attackable and Acceptable
Holding the chopping axe, Liu Xiaoyang went straight to the isolated island, an idea gradually taking shape in his heart.
It seems that no matter what I say, Tucker can't understand the fact that I'm not Lian, which means that this hot-blooded hunk will keep chasing me.
I'm not against new companions, I'm just a little against eating like a black hole and always trying to pull my new companions who participate in the devil's training, so let me use the complex terrain here to play by ear...
"Look, master, it's a herbivorous dragon."
When the big and meaty natural food leisurely walked into everyone's field of vision, Liu Xiaoyang, who was already a little hungry, flashed a glint in his eyes.
But before he touched the handle of the knife, he heard a voice in his ear: "Let me do it!" Then Tucker rushed out like a gust of wind.
Everything was incredibly fast, Liu Xiaoyang was sure he hadn't blinked, but he heard the sound of the herbivorous dragon falling to the ground before he could even see Tucker's moves clearly.
"Tuck, the weapon you use is..."
"Double swords."
While Tucker was answering, his hands were flying up and down again. When he put away the pair of Xunying twin knives that were shining with cold light, the herbivorous dragon had been handled by him so that it could be wrapped in plastic wrap and placed directly in the supermarket. fresh meat shelves.
So fast, really fast, it turns out that your robust little physique still has some merits, it seems that I need to reconsider, but before that...
Gollum~
That's right, before that, the problem of Gululu must be solved first.
Liu Xiaoyang rubbed his belly that was making a huge and strange noise, and forced a wry smile at Tucker and Eggy.
"Lian En, haven't you had enough for breakfast? Why are you hungry so quickly?"
Brother, am I not full?I didn't eat it at all! !Forget it, now there is no need to continue to consume my precious physical strength for such meaningless things.
Thinking about it, Liu Xiaoyang swallowed his mouthful of complaints as a snack before dinner, bent down and picked up a branch from the ground.
But before he reached out to pick up the second one, he heard a voice in his ear: "Let me do it!" Immediately afterwards, Tucker rushed out like a gust of wind.
What made you come?
Everything happened incredibly fast, Liu Xiaoyang was sure that he just blinked his eyes, and Lian En had already piled up firewood and roasted the meat until it was charred on the outside and tender on the inside.
"Lian En, the meat is ready, eat it quickly."
Reaching out to take the barbecue that Tucker handed over, Liu Xiaoyang's saliva gushed out, and at the same time, tears welled up in his eyes.
This pair of lightning fast hands, not to mention Yaoyao, even my mother can't match it.
Tucker, I've decided, let's live happily together.
"Master, why are you crying again? Is it because you have a stomach upset recently and think the barbecue is too greasy?"
"Go away! I'm touched!"
Liu Xiaoyang pushed Dandan's face away, and stuffed two pieces of barbecue into his mouth.
"Lian En, don't choke, here, I'll give you this too."
I said I'm not... well, this one is delicious too!That... what did I want to say just now?Oh, Lian En... In fact, the name Lian En is quite nice.
As the last piece of barbecue was stuffed into his mouth, Liu Xiaoyang grinned with puffed cheeks, and finally burped with happiness.
But what happened to the earthquake?
Liu Xiaoyang covered his mouth subconsciously, trying his best to make an innocent expression of "it's none of my business", and then felt another vibration under his feet.
"It's really not me this time, I wasn't even out of breath just now!"
"I know."
One person and one meow answered at the same time, but compared to Dandan's teasing tone of "you think too much", Tucker said it with a sullen face, and what he said afterwards made Dandan and Liu Xiaoyang even more Put away all the ease - "It's a dinotyrannosaurus!"
That's right, the Tyrannosaurus Rex!Possesses the magical power of stomping enough to produce an earthquake effect, who else but Mr. Loofah?
But, Tucker, why are you on fire all over? ! !
Liu Xiaoyang hurriedly jumped out of the danger zone, and before he could find a leaf to put out the fire, he saw Tucker running towards the source of the earthquake, holding a pair of Xunying knives in his hand, dragging a string of thick smoke.
"Hunting horrific tyrannosaurus. The world dominates. So defeating tyrannosaurus is Tucker's dream all the time? I see, but Mr. Loofah is not so easy to deal with. It might be dangerous for him to rush over like this. Go, Eggy, us……"
You little bastard, can you escape any faster? !
Seeing that he was the only one left in the surroundings, Liu Xiaoyang quickly picked up the chopping ax and chased in the direction where the thick smoke disappeared.
The vibration became stronger and stronger, so strong that it was almost impossible to stand on it. Liu Xiaoyang held the tree trunk with one hand to stabilize his body, and pushed aside the branches in front of him with the other hand, and saw a Shura field.
Mr. Loofah screamed at the sky, his whole body burst into eye-catching dark red scars, his right foot suddenly lifted, and when he landed, a cloud of flying dust set off a new round of tremors on the ground.
On the other side, Tucker's eyes were also red, his hands were constantly changing the angle of the blade, and he was stepping on a strange twist dance step, shouting and rushing towards Mr. Loofah.
Wait, the corner of Mr. Loofah's mouth, that's...
A prophetic halo flashed in Liu Xiaoyang's eyes, and the next second he stretched out five fingers towards Tucker's back.
"Tuck! Watch out for it... hulululu..."
"Master, I told you that you have a bad stomach recently, so don't eat so much barbecue." Dandan gently patted Liu Xiaoyang's back with his meat claws, and handed over the handkerchief thoughtfully.
"Thank you." After Liu Xiaoyang finished speaking, he raised his hand to wipe away the food residue from the corner of his mouth, and then wiped the raindrops on his forehead.
"Hey, Eggy, when did you come back?"
"Me? As soon as the dinotyrannosaurus turned around and walked into the bushes over there, I came back."
I knew you wouldn't show up unless the danger was ruled out, but...
While thinking, Liu Xiaoyang turned his attention to the battlefield just now.
"If Mr. Loofah is gone, what about Tucker? Are you chasing him?"
"You mean Lord Tucker? I think he's still in the tree."
on the tree?
Following Eggy's paws and raising his head, he saw Tucker hanging on the branch in all directions, with snot and tears gushing out in a radial pattern.
Tucker, what are you doing up a tree?Also, your snot and tears... I'll go, it turned out that it wasn't rain that dripped on my head just now! !
In the next second, Liu Xiaoyang flew up to the tree and kicked Tucker down.
"I said Tucker, can you wipe your nose first, and then I will tell you what happened just now?"
"I just remember that I rushed straight towards the Tyrannosaurus just now, and then I heard you calling me from behind. I turned my head and flew out." Tucker tried hard to recall, and added at the end, "By the way, when I flew out, I also smelled a stench."
That's right, first it transformed, then a small puff of black air emerged from the corner of its mouth, and then a 120-degree wide-angle jet, it really was the extremely lethal, foul-smelling breath dragon shock wave!
Well, actually, I called you just now to remind you to be careful. If it wasn't for the sudden burst of stomach acid, maybe...
Thinking of this, Liu Xiaoyang patted Tucker's shoulder guiltily, but when he raised his head, he met those hazy and tearful eyes burning with fiery passion.
You... what do you want to do?
"Lian En, although we failed again this time, and it was an ugly loss, I will never give up so easily."
"That's right, it's really embarrassing for you to hang on the branch and cry bitterly just now, but it's really commendable that you have such tenacious willpower, but can you explain why you are so close to me ?”
"Lian En, through this failure, I found that the seismic wave and bad breath attack of the Tyrannosaurus rex are all designed to prevent me from approaching, but if I don't approach, I will not be able to form an effective attack at all."
"That's right, long-distance love, oh no, attack itself is a very unrealistic thing for the double-knife style. It is really commendable that you can sum up experience from failure, but can you explain it? , why are you so close to me?"
"so……"
"so?"
"So I think we need to strengthen our leg strength training."
strength?legs?strengthen?us? ! !
Liu Xiaoyang was still thinking about the order of several question marks, and a huge pulling force came from his waist, dragging him out instantly.
Well, it turns out that strengthening leg strength training translates to running.
I didn't expect that I could run so fast with someone dragging me in front.
Wait, I seemed to be on the ground with both feet just now, how come my butt is on the ground now?Moreover, is this the rhythm that is about to turn into a face-on-the-ground rhythm?
"Tuck, stop... ah..."
After a shrill scream, Liu Xiaoyang lost consciousness again.
"...3893, 3894, 3895..."
The familiar counting sound was mixed with heavy breathing, this time it seemed to be very close.
Liu Xiaoyang lazily opened his eyes and found that he had returned home, but why did the surrounding scenes move up and down repeatedly with the rhythm of counting?
God!What is Tucker doing? ! !
Liu Xiaoyang woke up instantly as if his brain was electrified, and then took a deep breath of relief.
Fortunately, things are not what I thought, but what are you doing when you carry me across your shoulders?
"Lian En, you're awake. When I ran home yesterday, I realized that you had fallen asleep on the way."
What fell asleep?I was obviously dragged by you as a tire, then hit a stone and passed out, okay? !
"Speaking of this, I feel a little dizzy."
"Oh, then you can continue to sleep. I still have more than 1000 training volume for weight-bearing squats today. I guess you can finish it with a little more sleep. Then we will be together again."
load?squat up?So you're saying, I'm just a piece of training equipment right now?
"I said Tucker, I think if you really want to defeat the Tyrannosaurus rex, it doesn't make much sense to just practice hard like this. Otherwise, you'd better put me down first, and we're thinking about it in the long run."
"Lian En, what's wrong with you?! Are you afraid? Are you going to back down? Are you ready to give up? Think about the hard work we put in together, think about the blood and sweat we shed together, if we stop here , how can we be worthy of our youth? I know we have tried again and again, and failed again and again, but I have never forgotten our common dream. Because the so-called dream is meaningful only if it is pursued continuously. Have you forgotten all?"
Every time Tucker uttered a sentence, the strength in his hands increased. When he finished uttering the last word in a passionate tone, he grabbed his arm with one hand and his leg with the other, and broke Liu Xiaoyang into a V shape.
Wait, this pose!Such an angle!
If Pilates bending is the only way to practice magical skills, can I choose to be a weak chicken for the rest of my life?
Liu Xiaoyang, what are you thinking?It's that big guy who needs to practice magic skills, not you! !And what is Pilates bending? ! !
My God, why did I give up the idea of getting rid of you just because of a piece of barbecue, no, no, no, no, keep this scourge by my side, it's not just shortening my life, maybe I can see the sun tomorrow.
With tears in Liu Xiaoyang's eyes, his hands and feet twitched unconsciously for a while.
"That... I really don't mean anything else, I just think that before discussing dreams, we should discuss why you fail over and over again. And I have more ideas about how to get close to the Tyrannosaurus than breaking my waist Good way, do you want to listen?!"
It seems that no matter what I say, Tucker can't understand the fact that I'm not Lian, which means that this hot-blooded hunk will keep chasing me.
I'm not against new companions, I'm just a little against eating like a black hole and always trying to pull my new companions who participate in the devil's training, so let me use the complex terrain here to play by ear...
"Look, master, it's a herbivorous dragon."
When the big and meaty natural food leisurely walked into everyone's field of vision, Liu Xiaoyang, who was already a little hungry, flashed a glint in his eyes.
But before he touched the handle of the knife, he heard a voice in his ear: "Let me do it!" Then Tucker rushed out like a gust of wind.
Everything was incredibly fast, Liu Xiaoyang was sure he hadn't blinked, but he heard the sound of the herbivorous dragon falling to the ground before he could even see Tucker's moves clearly.
"Tuck, the weapon you use is..."
"Double swords."
While Tucker was answering, his hands were flying up and down again. When he put away the pair of Xunying twin knives that were shining with cold light, the herbivorous dragon had been handled by him so that it could be wrapped in plastic wrap and placed directly in the supermarket. fresh meat shelves.
So fast, really fast, it turns out that your robust little physique still has some merits, it seems that I need to reconsider, but before that...
Gollum~
That's right, before that, the problem of Gululu must be solved first.
Liu Xiaoyang rubbed his belly that was making a huge and strange noise, and forced a wry smile at Tucker and Eggy.
"Lian En, haven't you had enough for breakfast? Why are you hungry so quickly?"
Brother, am I not full?I didn't eat it at all! !Forget it, now there is no need to continue to consume my precious physical strength for such meaningless things.
Thinking about it, Liu Xiaoyang swallowed his mouthful of complaints as a snack before dinner, bent down and picked up a branch from the ground.
But before he reached out to pick up the second one, he heard a voice in his ear: "Let me do it!" Immediately afterwards, Tucker rushed out like a gust of wind.
What made you come?
Everything happened incredibly fast, Liu Xiaoyang was sure that he just blinked his eyes, and Lian En had already piled up firewood and roasted the meat until it was charred on the outside and tender on the inside.
"Lian En, the meat is ready, eat it quickly."
Reaching out to take the barbecue that Tucker handed over, Liu Xiaoyang's saliva gushed out, and at the same time, tears welled up in his eyes.
This pair of lightning fast hands, not to mention Yaoyao, even my mother can't match it.
Tucker, I've decided, let's live happily together.
"Master, why are you crying again? Is it because you have a stomach upset recently and think the barbecue is too greasy?"
"Go away! I'm touched!"
Liu Xiaoyang pushed Dandan's face away, and stuffed two pieces of barbecue into his mouth.
"Lian En, don't choke, here, I'll give you this too."
I said I'm not... well, this one is delicious too!That... what did I want to say just now?Oh, Lian En... In fact, the name Lian En is quite nice.
As the last piece of barbecue was stuffed into his mouth, Liu Xiaoyang grinned with puffed cheeks, and finally burped with happiness.
But what happened to the earthquake?
Liu Xiaoyang covered his mouth subconsciously, trying his best to make an innocent expression of "it's none of my business", and then felt another vibration under his feet.
"It's really not me this time, I wasn't even out of breath just now!"
"I know."
One person and one meow answered at the same time, but compared to Dandan's teasing tone of "you think too much", Tucker said it with a sullen face, and what he said afterwards made Dandan and Liu Xiaoyang even more Put away all the ease - "It's a dinotyrannosaurus!"
That's right, the Tyrannosaurus Rex!Possesses the magical power of stomping enough to produce an earthquake effect, who else but Mr. Loofah?
But, Tucker, why are you on fire all over? ! !
Liu Xiaoyang hurriedly jumped out of the danger zone, and before he could find a leaf to put out the fire, he saw Tucker running towards the source of the earthquake, holding a pair of Xunying knives in his hand, dragging a string of thick smoke.
"Hunting horrific tyrannosaurus. The world dominates. So defeating tyrannosaurus is Tucker's dream all the time? I see, but Mr. Loofah is not so easy to deal with. It might be dangerous for him to rush over like this. Go, Eggy, us……"
You little bastard, can you escape any faster? !
Seeing that he was the only one left in the surroundings, Liu Xiaoyang quickly picked up the chopping ax and chased in the direction where the thick smoke disappeared.
The vibration became stronger and stronger, so strong that it was almost impossible to stand on it. Liu Xiaoyang held the tree trunk with one hand to stabilize his body, and pushed aside the branches in front of him with the other hand, and saw a Shura field.
Mr. Loofah screamed at the sky, his whole body burst into eye-catching dark red scars, his right foot suddenly lifted, and when he landed, a cloud of flying dust set off a new round of tremors on the ground.
On the other side, Tucker's eyes were also red, his hands were constantly changing the angle of the blade, and he was stepping on a strange twist dance step, shouting and rushing towards Mr. Loofah.
Wait, the corner of Mr. Loofah's mouth, that's...
A prophetic halo flashed in Liu Xiaoyang's eyes, and the next second he stretched out five fingers towards Tucker's back.
"Tuck! Watch out for it... hulululu..."
"Master, I told you that you have a bad stomach recently, so don't eat so much barbecue." Dandan gently patted Liu Xiaoyang's back with his meat claws, and handed over the handkerchief thoughtfully.
"Thank you." After Liu Xiaoyang finished speaking, he raised his hand to wipe away the food residue from the corner of his mouth, and then wiped the raindrops on his forehead.
"Hey, Eggy, when did you come back?"
"Me? As soon as the dinotyrannosaurus turned around and walked into the bushes over there, I came back."
I knew you wouldn't show up unless the danger was ruled out, but...
While thinking, Liu Xiaoyang turned his attention to the battlefield just now.
"If Mr. Loofah is gone, what about Tucker? Are you chasing him?"
"You mean Lord Tucker? I think he's still in the tree."
on the tree?
Following Eggy's paws and raising his head, he saw Tucker hanging on the branch in all directions, with snot and tears gushing out in a radial pattern.
Tucker, what are you doing up a tree?Also, your snot and tears... I'll go, it turned out that it wasn't rain that dripped on my head just now! !
In the next second, Liu Xiaoyang flew up to the tree and kicked Tucker down.
"I said Tucker, can you wipe your nose first, and then I will tell you what happened just now?"
"I just remember that I rushed straight towards the Tyrannosaurus just now, and then I heard you calling me from behind. I turned my head and flew out." Tucker tried hard to recall, and added at the end, "By the way, when I flew out, I also smelled a stench."
That's right, first it transformed, then a small puff of black air emerged from the corner of its mouth, and then a 120-degree wide-angle jet, it really was the extremely lethal, foul-smelling breath dragon shock wave!
Well, actually, I called you just now to remind you to be careful. If it wasn't for the sudden burst of stomach acid, maybe...
Thinking of this, Liu Xiaoyang patted Tucker's shoulder guiltily, but when he raised his head, he met those hazy and tearful eyes burning with fiery passion.
You... what do you want to do?
"Lian En, although we failed again this time, and it was an ugly loss, I will never give up so easily."
"That's right, it's really embarrassing for you to hang on the branch and cry bitterly just now, but it's really commendable that you have such tenacious willpower, but can you explain why you are so close to me ?”
"Lian En, through this failure, I found that the seismic wave and bad breath attack of the Tyrannosaurus rex are all designed to prevent me from approaching, but if I don't approach, I will not be able to form an effective attack at all."
"That's right, long-distance love, oh no, attack itself is a very unrealistic thing for the double-knife style. It is really commendable that you can sum up experience from failure, but can you explain it? , why are you so close to me?"
"so……"
"so?"
"So I think we need to strengthen our leg strength training."
strength?legs?strengthen?us? ! !
Liu Xiaoyang was still thinking about the order of several question marks, and a huge pulling force came from his waist, dragging him out instantly.
Well, it turns out that strengthening leg strength training translates to running.
I didn't expect that I could run so fast with someone dragging me in front.
Wait, I seemed to be on the ground with both feet just now, how come my butt is on the ground now?Moreover, is this the rhythm that is about to turn into a face-on-the-ground rhythm?
"Tuck, stop... ah..."
After a shrill scream, Liu Xiaoyang lost consciousness again.
"...3893, 3894, 3895..."
The familiar counting sound was mixed with heavy breathing, this time it seemed to be very close.
Liu Xiaoyang lazily opened his eyes and found that he had returned home, but why did the surrounding scenes move up and down repeatedly with the rhythm of counting?
God!What is Tucker doing? ! !
Liu Xiaoyang woke up instantly as if his brain was electrified, and then took a deep breath of relief.
Fortunately, things are not what I thought, but what are you doing when you carry me across your shoulders?
"Lian En, you're awake. When I ran home yesterday, I realized that you had fallen asleep on the way."
What fell asleep?I was obviously dragged by you as a tire, then hit a stone and passed out, okay? !
"Speaking of this, I feel a little dizzy."
"Oh, then you can continue to sleep. I still have more than 1000 training volume for weight-bearing squats today. I guess you can finish it with a little more sleep. Then we will be together again."
load?squat up?So you're saying, I'm just a piece of training equipment right now?
"I said Tucker, I think if you really want to defeat the Tyrannosaurus rex, it doesn't make much sense to just practice hard like this. Otherwise, you'd better put me down first, and we're thinking about it in the long run."
"Lian En, what's wrong with you?! Are you afraid? Are you going to back down? Are you ready to give up? Think about the hard work we put in together, think about the blood and sweat we shed together, if we stop here , how can we be worthy of our youth? I know we have tried again and again, and failed again and again, but I have never forgotten our common dream. Because the so-called dream is meaningful only if it is pursued continuously. Have you forgotten all?"
Every time Tucker uttered a sentence, the strength in his hands increased. When he finished uttering the last word in a passionate tone, he grabbed his arm with one hand and his leg with the other, and broke Liu Xiaoyang into a V shape.
Wait, this pose!Such an angle!
If Pilates bending is the only way to practice magical skills, can I choose to be a weak chicken for the rest of my life?
Liu Xiaoyang, what are you thinking?It's that big guy who needs to practice magic skills, not you! !And what is Pilates bending? ! !
My God, why did I give up the idea of getting rid of you just because of a piece of barbecue, no, no, no, no, keep this scourge by my side, it's not just shortening my life, maybe I can see the sun tomorrow.
With tears in Liu Xiaoyang's eyes, his hands and feet twitched unconsciously for a while.
"That... I really don't mean anything else, I just think that before discussing dreams, we should discuss why you fail over and over again. And I have more ideas about how to get close to the Tyrannosaurus than breaking my waist Good way, do you want to listen?!"
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