Everyone said this is not a love game!

"Master, was it a love letter that you gave Lord Tucker just now?"

"Love your grandma! That's my horror hunting strategy."

"What's that for?"

"It's said to be a strategy, of course it is to help Tucker hunt the Tyrannosaurus Rex."

"Oh, I see, you are afraid that Lord Tucker will not remember, so you wrote down all the ideas of tying stones and pieces of meat to lure the enemy, right?"

"What do you know? Those two crooked ideas were just a temporary thought to get rid of Tucker. The real strategy is a very profound thing, including equipment matching, weapon selection, props usage, oops... I seem to have forgotten to put the paralyzed raw meat The production method is written in..."

"Master, I actually wanted to ask you just now, are you treating Lord Tucker..."

"What?! My revolutionary friendship with Tucker is too pure!"

"Just now, seeing Master, you suddenly ran out to snatch someone from Mr. Lian En, I thought..."

"Why?! I didn't know that person was Lian En? I just didn't want Tucker to escape the attack of the Tyrannosaurus Rex and fall into the wrong hands."

"In the end, master, you still care about Lord Tucker."

"What do you care about?! That's my highly developed sense of social responsibility, okay?"

"So it's also your responsibility to help Lord Tucker fulfill his dream?"

"Help what?! I said why is your meow so narrow? Didn't you see his persistence and courage? Didn't you see his efforts for his dream? Although he left, his voice and appearance His smiling face will remain in our hearts forever, and his spirit is always worth learning. That guide is just my little idea. If one day, he can use the ideas in the guide to successfully hunt Tyrannosaurus, I believe he will remember it too. mine."

"In the final analysis, master, you still hope that Lord Tucker will remember you, so you really didn't treat Lord Tucker..." Eggy dragged on a long ending, and the suspicion in his eyes made Liu Xiaoyang tremble all over.

"Eggy, why are you so weird today? Did you eat too much expired dried fish? No, your dried fish won't be beyond the expiration date."

"Master, I just can't figure out a problem..."

"what?"

"Why didn't you tell Master Tucker about the strategy earlier? If he successfully hunts the Tyrannosaurus according to your method, maybe he won't leave."

"This...that..." Liu Xiaoyang muttered vaguely, and finally a fleeting look of disappointment flashed in his eyes, "Actually, I think Tucker should be with the real Lian En, as for us...for now What I need most is actually not companions, but...money!"

Eggy was taken aback by Liu Xiaoyang's sudden two-octave pitch. Just as she was about to raise her claws to touch her own heart, she saw Liu Xiaoyang flying towards her.

"Money!" "Money!" Two voices converged from two directions to one point, and finally turned into a "Bang Dang".

"Ouch!" Liu Xiaoyang squatted down and sat on the ground, covering the impact point on his forehead, seeing a golden star in front of his eyes.

"Master, are you alright?"

"My...money!" Liu Xiaoyang clenched his empty left hand tightly, first a wave of anger welled up in his chest, then he looked up to the opposite side, and gasped in horror again.

Brother, it's just a 1z coin, don't you need to fight for it?

I saw the other side of this battle for coins - a skinny young man with a ponytail, staring at the shiny coin in his hand and smiling. What scared Liu Xiaoyang was not his smile, but his smile. His face was covered with blood.

"It's okay, it's okay, this little injury is nothing." The young man shook his bleeding hair and carefully put the coins into his pocket.

My God, the blood is flowing like that and you still say it's okay. It seems that you are really the best of misers and the wonder of misers. I am ashamed of myself, and I am willing to bow down. I don't want to see the coin. I have a fifty-fifty share, and I have the right to be my little brother. The meeting ceremony, brother, please accept it with a smile, let's say goodbye here, there will be no date.

Liu Xiaoyang maintained a terrified face, and made a meaningful fist-cup salute to the person, and then turned to leave, but before he could take a step, he was grabbed by the arm and pulled back.

what are you doing?Even if you are brave, the money is all yours, so what else do you want?Just now you clearly said you're fine, now you want to blame me for the injury on your head again, right?I was also injured. Although there was no bleeding, it may be an invisible brain injury, okay?Otherwise, let's go to the hospital together, I'll pay for bandages for you, and you'll pay for me to have an MRI first.

Liu Xiaoyang typed a bunch of drafts eloquently in his heart, and just about to speak, he heard the other person speak first.

"Little brother, do you have no companion?"

"Yeah, what... what's wrong?"

"Great, it's you!"

Looking at the man's evil smile under the blood stains, Liu Xiaoyang's heart trembled wildly.

What is me?Does this mean you're after me?Are you going to raise your hand to summon a hundred and eighty brothers, and then trick me?God, I haven't paid off the money I owed to the village chief. Does this make people live?What the hell is going on in this village?The world is going down!One coin, one pack of blood, what kind of new trick is this to blackmail people, I didn't discuss it!

no!At this time, the only way to do it first is to be strong.

Liu Xiaoyang made up his mind, and in the next second, he fell to the ground while holding his forehead and eyes.

"Little guy, what's wrong with your master?" The man's voice was a little surprised, and seemed a little nervous.

In contrast, Eggy's voice was much calmer and calmer. It cleared its throat, and then replied very seriously: "I think the master is afraid that you will blackmail him, so he pretended to pass out."

You little bastard, can you stop dismantling me regardless of the situation? ! !What is pretending to be dizzy, I am really dizzy, okay?

"Haha."

What does haha ​​mean?Brother, please let me go!By the way, although that cat is lazy and stupid, it should be able to buy some money by the catty. Now that I am fainting, you should take it away quickly, and don't come again when the opportunity is not lost!

"Little brother, get up, I'm not trying to blackmail you."

Hmph, I'm a fool to believe you!I haven't heard that Pengci also holds a business license to work, and you said that you want to blackmail me when I come together. Where can I find reason?Besides, I am really dizzy, how can I get up when I say it?

After Liu Xiaoyang finished counting, he recited "I'm really dizzy" in his heart a hundred times, and when he heard the footsteps of that person still nearby, he simply fell asleep grinding his teeth.

I'm at... my home!

When Liu Xiaoyang opened his eyes, he found that he was lying back on his own hard bed, but...

Eggy, can you explain why that person is lying on my bed?

"Hello, my name is Yuri." Yuri held out his right hand while lying on his side, his eyes were enchanting, but his attentive tone made Liu Xiaoyang instantly think of the gatekeeper of Yuyun Village.

I knew you all came out of a blackmail training class. Don't think that after washing your face, I will think... you look really good.

Liu Xiaoyang, what are you thinking? !While it's clear that this guy is sending you home, it's entirely possible he's doing it to blackmail you for more money.You can be unprincipled, but you must never be unprincipled!Although you can't figure out the difference between the two, the only thing you should do at this time is to be brave and say...

"No!"

"So you're called 'No'?" Yuri smiled, raised one eyebrow, and quickly glanced at Eggy, "I thought your name was Liu Xiaoyang."

"My name is Liu Xiaoyang, but what does this have to do with you?"

"If I want to be your companion, that's all about me."

"I see that you can speak and move, obviously there is no problem. Although I am still a little dizzy, but for the sake of sending me home, I don't care about it with you, so today's misunderstanding... Wait, what did you just say? say what?"

"I said I want to be your companion." Yuri dragged his chin with one hand, and somehow moved forward a few inches, breathing on Liu Xiaoyang's face, and the itchy feeling made him tremble all over again .

"You...you step back a little first." Liu Xiaoyang said, and moved back on his hands and feet, "Please explain to me clearly, why did you switch from Rule of Law Online to If You Are the One all of a sudden?"

"Because of money."

"Money?" Yes, money is the root of all evil.

"Because of blood."

"Blood?" That's right, the matter of money can easily turn into a bloody incident if there is no agreement.

"Because of fate."

"Fate?" That's right...wait, we two big men, if we are companions, we will be companions, what's the fate?

"All of this is an arrangement of fate. We are destined to meet and be together. Since the day I got the revelation, I have been waiting. Today, I finally let me wait for you."

"I knew you were waiting there to blackmail me!"

"Yangzi, why don't you believe me?"

Yangzi?Could you please stop addressing me in such a disgusting tone?believe?You are so close to me, with an expression on your face that won't let me die, how can I believe it?

"Well... Yuri, let's have a good talk. I believe you can do it, first of all, let's get off the bed first, and then, you can tell me the ins and outs of the whole thing, do you think it's okay?"

While talking, Liu Xiaoyang pushed Yuri's shoulders to place him at a safe distance, then sat cross-legged on the bed, signaling him to start.

"So your ancestors were all wizards, and you are also well versed in divination?"

"That's right, divination is the beginning of a day and the end of a day. Everything follows God's will in the dark, and what we have to do is to obey." Yuri spread his hands on his chest, and instantly entered the devout mode.

"So it was divination that allowed you to find me?"

"That's right, when I had breakfast the day before yesterday, I predicted from the shape of the edge of the barbecue that my companions would come with wealth and blood."

The shape of the edge of the roast?Riches and blood?

"That... are you sure..."

"Yangzi, don't say anything. The next thing you have to do is to believe in fate. God has deep meaning for me to appear by your side. He will help me fulfill my wish, but before that, in exchange, I You must first help you fulfill your wish, so tell me, is there anything you need me to do for you?"

That's all you can tell from that roast?Wouldn't it be the advertising slogan for barbecue, forgot to tear it up?

But... did you just say that you want to help me fulfill my wish?

A drop of crystal clear liquid flowed from the corner of Liu Xiaoyang's crooked mouth.

Speaking of wishes, asking you to help me leave this world is a bit difficult, but luckily I still have an alternative...

"Master's wish is to live and fall in love. He met many people before, but due to various reasons, he couldn't get married..."