Everyone said this is not a love game!
Chapter 3 Entering the Game
"Master, why are you crying again? Are you moved?"
If you say one more word, I'll let you see if I dare to move! !
But the cruel reality before Liu Xiaoyang is that if he doesn't find a way to find something to eat, he will soon be freed from the difficult decision of whether he dares to move or whether he wants to move, and he only needs to consider whether he can still move.
So, after he silently read the story of the strong pig a hundred times in his heart, he finally made a decision full of positive energy - he wants to live in this cruel world and live out his own world! !
Picking up the Yuyun Taidao that was strung with small dried fish, he resolutely stepped onto the small wooden bridge by the village. As his vision suddenly widened, Liu Xiaoyang's heart also changed into a bright color.
Isn't this the most familiar stream map in his memory?
The familiar stone wall bonfire, the familiar camp tent, the familiar red and blue boxes, although the Yuyun Village is a bit unreliable, but the mission scene is a true one-to-one restoration.
Liu Xiaoyang's heart was filled with indescribable excitement, and he raised his hand to caress the worn fur on the camp floor and bed. At that moment, he seemed to see himself wearing a silver fire suit, holding a thunder wolf slashing axe, facing the hot wind mixed with sparks, standing on Shenyu Mountain At his feet is the village head who has been trained as a pet by him.
All the villagers in Yuyun Village regard him as a god from the bottom of their hearts. From now on, no matter whether it is eating, bathing or renting a house, no one dares to charge him a penny. Dried fish is no exception!
The sweet dream is still going on here, and Eggy asked in his usual cute soft tone: "Master, there seems to be something in this box?"
thing? !That's right, why did I forget, the next village mission will provide supplies in advance, medicine, whetstone, and food, hehe, since this is the case, then I will eat before I go on the road!
Liu Xiaoyang rubbed his hands and smiled, and walked towards the blue box where Eggy was, but...
"Eggy, what are you holding in your hand? Where's the food?" Liu Xiaoyang stared at the piece of paper in Eggy's hand, his voice dropped ten degrees instantly.
"food?"
"You don't know...?" Liu Xiaoyang quickly glanced into the box, and it was really empty inside, and then quickly glanced at the corner of Dandan's mouth, where the egg yolk was still stained there, "Where's the food that was agreed?"
"Master, do you mean the food in the box?"
"Enn, have you seen the food?"
"Well... about the food in the box, that is a long-standing legend. It is said that in my grandfather's grandfather's generation, the boxes in the hunter camp would be filled with food."
"and then?"
"Then, my grandpa's grandpa would stay by the box all the time, and when he saw someone put food in, he would go and eat it."
"and then?"
"After that, no one puts food in the box anymore." After Eggy finished speaking, she lowered her head, showing a disappointed expression for the first time.
Together, your family is my nemesis!
But it doesn’t matter, in this forest, the trees grow, the grass grows, the water swims, and the ground is full of food. Liu Xiaoyang closed the box while thinking: “I know you are not remembering your grandpa’s grandpa, Since there's nothing to eat here, let's go quickly."
"Master, should we take this map with us?"
map?joke!The map is in my heart, okay?
Liu Xiaoyang showed a contemptuous smile with his back to Eggy, waved his hand chicly, and took a step towards a descending mountain road.
But when Liu Xiaoyang bent over and searched in the grass and rocks for an hour, there was not even a scum left of his confident and handsome appearance at the beginning.
I ran all over several collection points, but I didn't even see the shadow of mushrooms. Isn't it the season for mushrooms to grow?No, there should be no such setting in the game, there must be some other reason.
Liu Xiaoyang scratched his head trying to find a reasonable explanation, his eyes still kept searching, "I remember there should be mushrooms nearby. Eggy, did you find anything over there? Eggy!"
The cry was squeezed out from between the teeth, and Eggy froze in fright, the butterfly didn't pounce, but directly pounced on the grass.
"Master, have you found food yet?"
"Eat, eat, eat, you know how to eat. If you are so hungry, why do you still go to catch butterflies? You think you can catch... mushrooms!"
Liu Xiaoyang raised the ending sound, and saw two purple mushrooms beckoning to him under the big tree behind Dandan.
"Finally I found it, Eggy, look, it's a mushroom, it's a mushroom." Liu Xiaoyang held the mushroom in his hands and turned around happily, only to find that he was the only one left around.
Eggy gone?
The mixed emotions of sorrow and joy surged in his chest for two seconds before being replaced by another abnormal breath.
The surroundings were surprisingly quiet, and there was a murderous aura in the wind.
Turning his head suddenly, he saw a familiar figure approaching him three to fifty meters away.
Gray-purple skin, short front paws, membranous crest, isn't this the dog dragon king?
Liu Xiaoyang held the handle of the knife with his backhand, and silently recited Taidao's tricks in his mind. Although I don't use Taidao often, it should be more than enough to deal with you, a downstream predator.
Keeping his eyes on the approaching dog dragon king, Liu Xiaoyang counted the timing, and when he was about to get close, he shouted sharply: "Draw your sword and cut!"
The heroic shout went straight to the sky and startled a group of birds, but in the next second, Liu Xiaoyang maintained the posture of drawing the knife and was hit by the dog dragon king's head and flew out.
its not right!Why didn't I use my sword to cut?Liu Xiaoyang was flying in the air while spraying blood from his mouth, while feeling bored.
Isn't the move activated by voice?But there is no △○ to press for me!
As his body fell heavily to the ground, Liu Xiaoyang only felt that his stiff neck was healed, and the aches and pains all over his body disappeared.
Let me just say, it's really unreasonable not to use cheats to get me into the game after a lot of trouble. It turns out that I am an indestructible body of King Kong.
Haha, since you can't hurt me, let's see how I beat you until you run away.
If the voice control doesn't work, let me try if this is a more advanced mind manipulation.
Holding the Taidao with a dignified face, Liu Xiaoyang opened his fighting posture again, and before the Dog Dragon King attacked again, he silently shouted the move of "Vertical Slash" in his heart.
The dog dragon king who was rushing towards him seemed to have sensed the murderous aura on Liu Xiaoyang's body, and then changed his moves the moment he got close to him, turned his head to the left, and swung his tail directly towards him.
See if I don't cut you into a tailless dragon with one knife!
In an instant, there was only a crisp sound of metal and stone colliding in his ears, and when Liu Xiaoyang's thoughts were synchronized with the picture, he had already flown over again.
"Asshole! Mind manipulation doesn't work too well. This is a bug in the game. Who can tell me, what exactly do I need to do to make a move?!"
However, at this moment, the only one who responded to him was the dog dragon king who became more and more courageous.
After two tail gyrations, the iron mountain was seamlessly connected. After the dog dragon king performed a complete set of attacking moves, Liu Xiaoyang accompanied a series of somersaults and turns with a difficulty factor of 9.9, and finally fell into a coma with a perfect face.
"Master, are you awake?"
Dandan's shout echoed in his ears like the sound of nature, bringing Liu Xiaoyang's consciousness back to reality again.
Slowly opened his eyelids, the whirling in his head hadn't completely disappeared.
"Where am I?"
"At the hunter's camp."
"It turns out that cat carts still exist..." Liu Xiaoyang muttered with some relief, the game finally had some reliable settings left.
"What is a cat car?"
"It's the means of transportation that takes me back to the camp after I'm exhausted."
"Master, have you been beaten stupidly? Don't you remember that I risked my life to drag you back."
"If that's the case, why didn't you show up earlier?" Liu Xiaoyang stared at Eggy suspiciously, "You must know that other people's accompanying cats usually sacrifice themselves to lure the monster away in such a critical moment, so that Master should run away."
"Master, in that case, I might get hurt too. If I get hurt, I won't be able to save the master, so I just hid nearby and waited..."
"Waiting for the Dragon King to knock me down? Are you not afraid that I will be eaten by it?!"
"No, the Dog Dragon King mainly feeds on carrion. Even if he knocks you down, he will wait until you rot before coming back to eat you." Eggy nodded while explaining, his eyes glowing with wisdom.
"Then what if what we met just now is not the Dog Dragon King, but another monster that eats fresh meat? You will help me distract it?" Liu Xiaoyang asked with disgust.
"Well... I will still run, but I won't wait nearby."
"I knew you were unreliable!"
While shouting, Liu Xiaoyang had the evil thought of strangling Dandan to death, but why didn't he see his own hands except Dandan's sincere face.
My hand, why is it out of control?And my feet, what the hell happened to my body?
"Master, your face is so red, what's wrong with you?"
"Why can't I move?"
"Uh... maybe it's because the master... was hurt...a little bit badly."
"Then what are we still doing here? Hurry up and send me to the village to find someone to treat me."
"That... because the shortcut we took when we came here is one-way, so it's actually a little far away from the village. When I dragged the master back, you, the master, have already spilled blood all the way. Keep dragging, let's Maybe the master will die if he doesn’t return to the village.”
"Wait, you said I would die? Is this death what I understand?"
Seeing Eggy blinking its big innocent eyes, Liu Xiaoyang is almost certain that, as an npc, Eggy didn't understand the question he wanted to ask, but even if it was only a one in ten thousand possibility, he would There is no need to really die once to try.
So before Dandan could answer, Liu Xiaoyang put on a very serious expression: "Then what should we do now?"
"I want to wait here to see if there are other hunters passing by by chance, but I don't know how long the wait will be, so master, you'd better keep your strength as much as possible."
Where do I have any strength?I didn't eat anything for breakfast, so I searched for mushrooms in the woods all morning. By the way, I still have mushrooms!
"Eggy, check my pocket and see if there are two mushrooms in it?"
As the two mushrooms that had been protected with life appeared in front of his eyes, Liu Xiaoyang seemed to see the hope of life again.
As long as I eat the mushrooms, I can recover a little stamina, so that I can wait for rescue for a longer time.
But, why didn't I find out just now that the colors of these two mushrooms seem to be a bit wrong.
"Eggy, I'm seriously injured and need to replenish my energy urgently, but if I accidentally eat a poisonous mushroom, I'm almost dead, so now it's your turn to show loyalty, hurry up, help me try whether this mushroom is poisonous or not .”
"Master, these mushrooms are raw, so it's not good to eat them directly?"
"I can't control that much now, hurry up."
"Master, in fact, I want to say that there should be a difference between a cat's stomach and a human's stomach. If I try it, I won't be able to find anything. Instead, I will waste the only food I have."
"That's not what you said when you ate my hot spring eggs in the morning. Why is there a difference and a waste of food now?"
"Because... because this mushroom looks really poisonous."
God!
What evil did I do to allow me to go through this game and meet such a top-quality npc?
So what am I doing now, bleeding to death, starving to death, being poisoned to death by poisonous mushrooms, being pissed to death by accompanying cats, can I choose one of the four trendy ways to die happily?
I can't just die like this, the brothers in our gaming team still need me!And, moreover, I've lived so long, and I haven't been in love yet!
As the eyelids became heavier and heavier, the handsome figure standing on the top of Shenyu Mountain and looking down at the common people became more and more blurred. Liu Xiaoyang's only remaining consciousness was his own voice crying with tears in his eyes: "I don't care about anything!" No more, my only remaining long-cherished wish in this life is to live and fall in love!"
If you say one more word, I'll let you see if I dare to move! !
But the cruel reality before Liu Xiaoyang is that if he doesn't find a way to find something to eat, he will soon be freed from the difficult decision of whether he dares to move or whether he wants to move, and he only needs to consider whether he can still move.
So, after he silently read the story of the strong pig a hundred times in his heart, he finally made a decision full of positive energy - he wants to live in this cruel world and live out his own world! !
Picking up the Yuyun Taidao that was strung with small dried fish, he resolutely stepped onto the small wooden bridge by the village. As his vision suddenly widened, Liu Xiaoyang's heart also changed into a bright color.
Isn't this the most familiar stream map in his memory?
The familiar stone wall bonfire, the familiar camp tent, the familiar red and blue boxes, although the Yuyun Village is a bit unreliable, but the mission scene is a true one-to-one restoration.
Liu Xiaoyang's heart was filled with indescribable excitement, and he raised his hand to caress the worn fur on the camp floor and bed. At that moment, he seemed to see himself wearing a silver fire suit, holding a thunder wolf slashing axe, facing the hot wind mixed with sparks, standing on Shenyu Mountain At his feet is the village head who has been trained as a pet by him.
All the villagers in Yuyun Village regard him as a god from the bottom of their hearts. From now on, no matter whether it is eating, bathing or renting a house, no one dares to charge him a penny. Dried fish is no exception!
The sweet dream is still going on here, and Eggy asked in his usual cute soft tone: "Master, there seems to be something in this box?"
thing? !That's right, why did I forget, the next village mission will provide supplies in advance, medicine, whetstone, and food, hehe, since this is the case, then I will eat before I go on the road!
Liu Xiaoyang rubbed his hands and smiled, and walked towards the blue box where Eggy was, but...
"Eggy, what are you holding in your hand? Where's the food?" Liu Xiaoyang stared at the piece of paper in Eggy's hand, his voice dropped ten degrees instantly.
"food?"
"You don't know...?" Liu Xiaoyang quickly glanced into the box, and it was really empty inside, and then quickly glanced at the corner of Dandan's mouth, where the egg yolk was still stained there, "Where's the food that was agreed?"
"Master, do you mean the food in the box?"
"Enn, have you seen the food?"
"Well... about the food in the box, that is a long-standing legend. It is said that in my grandfather's grandfather's generation, the boxes in the hunter camp would be filled with food."
"and then?"
"Then, my grandpa's grandpa would stay by the box all the time, and when he saw someone put food in, he would go and eat it."
"and then?"
"After that, no one puts food in the box anymore." After Eggy finished speaking, she lowered her head, showing a disappointed expression for the first time.
Together, your family is my nemesis!
But it doesn’t matter, in this forest, the trees grow, the grass grows, the water swims, and the ground is full of food. Liu Xiaoyang closed the box while thinking: “I know you are not remembering your grandpa’s grandpa, Since there's nothing to eat here, let's go quickly."
"Master, should we take this map with us?"
map?joke!The map is in my heart, okay?
Liu Xiaoyang showed a contemptuous smile with his back to Eggy, waved his hand chicly, and took a step towards a descending mountain road.
But when Liu Xiaoyang bent over and searched in the grass and rocks for an hour, there was not even a scum left of his confident and handsome appearance at the beginning.
I ran all over several collection points, but I didn't even see the shadow of mushrooms. Isn't it the season for mushrooms to grow?No, there should be no such setting in the game, there must be some other reason.
Liu Xiaoyang scratched his head trying to find a reasonable explanation, his eyes still kept searching, "I remember there should be mushrooms nearby. Eggy, did you find anything over there? Eggy!"
The cry was squeezed out from between the teeth, and Eggy froze in fright, the butterfly didn't pounce, but directly pounced on the grass.
"Master, have you found food yet?"
"Eat, eat, eat, you know how to eat. If you are so hungry, why do you still go to catch butterflies? You think you can catch... mushrooms!"
Liu Xiaoyang raised the ending sound, and saw two purple mushrooms beckoning to him under the big tree behind Dandan.
"Finally I found it, Eggy, look, it's a mushroom, it's a mushroom." Liu Xiaoyang held the mushroom in his hands and turned around happily, only to find that he was the only one left around.
Eggy gone?
The mixed emotions of sorrow and joy surged in his chest for two seconds before being replaced by another abnormal breath.
The surroundings were surprisingly quiet, and there was a murderous aura in the wind.
Turning his head suddenly, he saw a familiar figure approaching him three to fifty meters away.
Gray-purple skin, short front paws, membranous crest, isn't this the dog dragon king?
Liu Xiaoyang held the handle of the knife with his backhand, and silently recited Taidao's tricks in his mind. Although I don't use Taidao often, it should be more than enough to deal with you, a downstream predator.
Keeping his eyes on the approaching dog dragon king, Liu Xiaoyang counted the timing, and when he was about to get close, he shouted sharply: "Draw your sword and cut!"
The heroic shout went straight to the sky and startled a group of birds, but in the next second, Liu Xiaoyang maintained the posture of drawing the knife and was hit by the dog dragon king's head and flew out.
its not right!Why didn't I use my sword to cut?Liu Xiaoyang was flying in the air while spraying blood from his mouth, while feeling bored.
Isn't the move activated by voice?But there is no △○ to press for me!
As his body fell heavily to the ground, Liu Xiaoyang only felt that his stiff neck was healed, and the aches and pains all over his body disappeared.
Let me just say, it's really unreasonable not to use cheats to get me into the game after a lot of trouble. It turns out that I am an indestructible body of King Kong.
Haha, since you can't hurt me, let's see how I beat you until you run away.
If the voice control doesn't work, let me try if this is a more advanced mind manipulation.
Holding the Taidao with a dignified face, Liu Xiaoyang opened his fighting posture again, and before the Dog Dragon King attacked again, he silently shouted the move of "Vertical Slash" in his heart.
The dog dragon king who was rushing towards him seemed to have sensed the murderous aura on Liu Xiaoyang's body, and then changed his moves the moment he got close to him, turned his head to the left, and swung his tail directly towards him.
See if I don't cut you into a tailless dragon with one knife!
In an instant, there was only a crisp sound of metal and stone colliding in his ears, and when Liu Xiaoyang's thoughts were synchronized with the picture, he had already flown over again.
"Asshole! Mind manipulation doesn't work too well. This is a bug in the game. Who can tell me, what exactly do I need to do to make a move?!"
However, at this moment, the only one who responded to him was the dog dragon king who became more and more courageous.
After two tail gyrations, the iron mountain was seamlessly connected. After the dog dragon king performed a complete set of attacking moves, Liu Xiaoyang accompanied a series of somersaults and turns with a difficulty factor of 9.9, and finally fell into a coma with a perfect face.
"Master, are you awake?"
Dandan's shout echoed in his ears like the sound of nature, bringing Liu Xiaoyang's consciousness back to reality again.
Slowly opened his eyelids, the whirling in his head hadn't completely disappeared.
"Where am I?"
"At the hunter's camp."
"It turns out that cat carts still exist..." Liu Xiaoyang muttered with some relief, the game finally had some reliable settings left.
"What is a cat car?"
"It's the means of transportation that takes me back to the camp after I'm exhausted."
"Master, have you been beaten stupidly? Don't you remember that I risked my life to drag you back."
"If that's the case, why didn't you show up earlier?" Liu Xiaoyang stared at Eggy suspiciously, "You must know that other people's accompanying cats usually sacrifice themselves to lure the monster away in such a critical moment, so that Master should run away."
"Master, in that case, I might get hurt too. If I get hurt, I won't be able to save the master, so I just hid nearby and waited..."
"Waiting for the Dragon King to knock me down? Are you not afraid that I will be eaten by it?!"
"No, the Dog Dragon King mainly feeds on carrion. Even if he knocks you down, he will wait until you rot before coming back to eat you." Eggy nodded while explaining, his eyes glowing with wisdom.
"Then what if what we met just now is not the Dog Dragon King, but another monster that eats fresh meat? You will help me distract it?" Liu Xiaoyang asked with disgust.
"Well... I will still run, but I won't wait nearby."
"I knew you were unreliable!"
While shouting, Liu Xiaoyang had the evil thought of strangling Dandan to death, but why didn't he see his own hands except Dandan's sincere face.
My hand, why is it out of control?And my feet, what the hell happened to my body?
"Master, your face is so red, what's wrong with you?"
"Why can't I move?"
"Uh... maybe it's because the master... was hurt...a little bit badly."
"Then what are we still doing here? Hurry up and send me to the village to find someone to treat me."
"That... because the shortcut we took when we came here is one-way, so it's actually a little far away from the village. When I dragged the master back, you, the master, have already spilled blood all the way. Keep dragging, let's Maybe the master will die if he doesn’t return to the village.”
"Wait, you said I would die? Is this death what I understand?"
Seeing Eggy blinking its big innocent eyes, Liu Xiaoyang is almost certain that, as an npc, Eggy didn't understand the question he wanted to ask, but even if it was only a one in ten thousand possibility, he would There is no need to really die once to try.
So before Dandan could answer, Liu Xiaoyang put on a very serious expression: "Then what should we do now?"
"I want to wait here to see if there are other hunters passing by by chance, but I don't know how long the wait will be, so master, you'd better keep your strength as much as possible."
Where do I have any strength?I didn't eat anything for breakfast, so I searched for mushrooms in the woods all morning. By the way, I still have mushrooms!
"Eggy, check my pocket and see if there are two mushrooms in it?"
As the two mushrooms that had been protected with life appeared in front of his eyes, Liu Xiaoyang seemed to see the hope of life again.
As long as I eat the mushrooms, I can recover a little stamina, so that I can wait for rescue for a longer time.
But, why didn't I find out just now that the colors of these two mushrooms seem to be a bit wrong.
"Eggy, I'm seriously injured and need to replenish my energy urgently, but if I accidentally eat a poisonous mushroom, I'm almost dead, so now it's your turn to show loyalty, hurry up, help me try whether this mushroom is poisonous or not .”
"Master, these mushrooms are raw, so it's not good to eat them directly?"
"I can't control that much now, hurry up."
"Master, in fact, I want to say that there should be a difference between a cat's stomach and a human's stomach. If I try it, I won't be able to find anything. Instead, I will waste the only food I have."
"That's not what you said when you ate my hot spring eggs in the morning. Why is there a difference and a waste of food now?"
"Because... because this mushroom looks really poisonous."
God!
What evil did I do to allow me to go through this game and meet such a top-quality npc?
So what am I doing now, bleeding to death, starving to death, being poisoned to death by poisonous mushrooms, being pissed to death by accompanying cats, can I choose one of the four trendy ways to die happily?
I can't just die like this, the brothers in our gaming team still need me!And, moreover, I've lived so long, and I haven't been in love yet!
As the eyelids became heavier and heavier, the handsome figure standing on the top of Shenyu Mountain and looking down at the common people became more and more blurred. Liu Xiaoyang's only remaining consciousness was his own voice crying with tears in his eyes: "I don't care about anything!" No more, my only remaining long-cherished wish in this life is to live and fall in love!"
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