Nori was eaten by cats

一

When Chen Ge was first introduced to this job, he was stunned for a few seconds. It wasn't that he was ignorant, but that he had never heard of this job.

"What? You said to be an assistant to a network writer?" Chen Ge asked again, afraid that he heard it wrong.

The assistant over there muttered a few words. Chen Ge didn't hear clearly, but he also guessed that the job was a certainty. It is estimated that the studio had already discussed with the writer, so he called himself to let him know. Sighing, he asked resolutely, "I still have work to do here, why don't you find someone else?"

The assistant finished eating the potato chips in his mouth, and he spoke clearly, and said, "Oh, Chen Ge, you should agree, the studio is very busy these days, the boss didn't see you taking so long Didn’t you make a list? If you continue to be so inspirational, our studio won’t be open for business. You can act as a buffer to help others to accumulate experience, and you will also have inspiration when you write things yourself in the future, right? If you don’t speak, I’ll be Agreed, the address will be sent to you later."

Although the assistant lady is usually unreliable in various ways, she has a sharp tongue, and a few words can coax Chen Ge into thinking, especially because he really can't write the script at hand. He can make up a 10-minute sketch It has been more than a month since the editing and rewriting, and if it continues like this, he himself is too embarrassed to stay in the studio.

"That's fine, tell me first what my assistant mainly does." Chen Ge said.

The assistant probably opened another bag of potato chips and said, "I don't know about this either. You can ask the teacher yourself, and he can tell you."

Chen Ge took out her notepad and asked, "What's the teacher's name?"

"Gentle and soft." The assistant replied.

The tip of Chen Ge's pen stopped suddenly, and his little heart seemed to be scratched lightly by something. People who engage in literature are a little sensitive to names. As soon as he heard the name, a long-haired and waist, with a gentle and beautiful smile, the appearance of the sister next door, the dissatisfaction in my heart disappeared in an instant.

After hanging up the phone, he opened the closet and chose a decent casual suit among a pile of clothes, and scratched his messy hair twice, this guy can't stay here, he's been in the house for a long time, no matter how good-looking he is The templates all look like bums.

two

Chen Ge has never been exposed to online literature. He stayed in the library to read classics in college, and even the novels he read occasionally were the ones that were later changed into TV dramas, so he thought about it for a while when he stood at Teacher Wen Wanrou's house. How do you find a common topic with the other party? Seeing that the time is almost approaching the agreed time, his legs are numb, and he wonders what he is doing here?He reached out and rang the bell.

"Kang kuang kuang... beep... cheep!!"

Suddenly there was a loud noise from inside the door, and Chen Ge's legs were so frightened that his legs went limp. It took him a while to calm down, thinking that it was bad luck for someone's electric bell to make such a loud noise.

Chen Ge breathed a sigh of relief, and waited at the door for a while, but the door didn't open for a long time. He thought in his heart that he couldn't hear it so loudly. Either there was something wrong with Wen Wanrou's ears, or the sound insulation was too good.

He covered his ears to make mental preparations, then stretched out his hand and pressed the electric bell twice——

There was no sound.

Chen Ge blinked, and pressed a few more times in disbelief, but there was still no sound.

He finally understood this time.

The sound just now was not an electric bell at all, the electric bell has long been out of power!

"Hey?! Is there anyone!? Can you open the door?" Chen Ge slapped the door twice, then put her ears on the door, and could vaguely hear all kinds of noisy voices inside.

Chen Ge felt that this gentle teacher's preference was really unflattering. When he was writing, if there was a little noise, he would make a noise and he would lose any inspiration. She could still write things in this environment every day, and suddenly felt admire.

He dialed the number of the assistant in the studio, and the assistant laughed for a long time when he heard that Chen Ge was blocked outside the door, and then said: "Someone will open the door soon."

A few seconds after hanging up the phone here, the door was suddenly opened from the inside.

Chen Ge froze in place.

Did not dare to move.

In front of him stood a muscular man at least 1.9 meters tall, with a tight-fitting black T-shirt on his upper body, and jeans underneath, with trousers rolled up. His feet were very big and he didn't wear shoes.

But more important...

He holds a cutting machine in his hand.

It is the kind of cutting machine that can cut open the head in American dramas, and then see the yellowish brains inside.

Chen Ge carefully peeked at the facial expression of the man in front of him, and his heart skipped a beat.

Heroic eyebrows, sharp eyes, lips that are neither thin nor thick, and a resolute chin.

Of course, these are the best words to say. If you want to know his real appearance, there is a word that was created just for him——

Fierce.

The moment Chen Ge looked at him, the hand beside him trembled.

The cutting machine in the man's hand was still spinning, making a buzzing noise.

Chen Ge swallowed her saliva and said tremblingly, "Hi, I'm looking for Teacher Wen Wanrou."

"Oh." The man nodded, raised his chin resolutely slightly and pointed into the room.

Chen Ge thought he meant that Teacher Wen Wanrou was waiting for him in the room. After changing his shoes, he straightened up when he heard the 1.9-meter strong man next to him say in a cold voice: "I am, just sit down."

Morning Song: "..."

_(:з」∠)_

All in all, his first impression of Wen Wanrou was not an internet writer, but a killer.

three

The house is very messy, but it can be seen that it is well-decorated, Wen Wanrou walked all the way like a hero, all the wood on the ground was kicked to the side with his feet, and he didn't know where to move out a sofa, To Chen Ge behind him: "Sit."

Chen Ge touched the sweat on his forehead, smiled dryly and wanted to find a topic, and asked, "How about the renovation of your home?"

"No." Wen Wanrou broke off the cap of the beer bottle with her bare hands, drank most of the bottle with her mouth, her Adam's apple moving up and down was particularly obvious, and said after drinking: "The wood is kept all year round."

Chen Ge regretted that he took this job, but he really couldn't do such a thing as running away, and he could only work hard when everyone came...

He took a deep breath and asked, "Can I drink?"

She nodded gently.

Chen Ge imitated Wen Wanrou and took a bottle of beer from under the table. After searching for a long time, she couldn't find something that could open the bottle cap. She used her house key to pry open the lid, touched the Wen Wanrou beer, and said: " I'm Chen Ge, your future assistant, the studio didn't tell me the job content and time, but I will study hard, Teacher Wen, please give me more advice in the future."

Gentle and gentle, he knocked on the bottle, still frowning tightly, drank the remaining wine in the bottle, then wiped his mouth, nodded his chin towards the room on the right side of the hall, and opened the door first.

Chen Ge couldn't figure out what this man was thinking. It stands to reason that his act of following the customs just now should have gained some favor from him, right?He didn't even have an expression... Thinking about this, he felt that this person was really different from his name. Not only was he not gentle, he was also not talkative, but he drank all the wine, and he seemed to welcome him. The beer he hadn't had a few sips of was put on the table, and he walked over.

There are four computers in the room, one of which is turned on, and Word is opened in it.

Wen Wanrou walked over and bent over, revealing half of the back of the honey-colored skin. The jeans were deliberately stuck on the side of the waist, exposing the edge of the underwear of about two centimeters.

He turned on the computer with his hands, which made Chen Ge think that he seemed to let him see his exposed skin on purpose, but the next moment, he felt ridiculous, he is a man, and he is also a man, he seduces himself do what?

The gentle side face is a rare kind of handsome, he glanced at Chen Ge, his pupils were dark, he straightened up, pinched his waist with one hand and said: "I'll give you this later." In front of the Word computer, he frowned and started typing like the computer was his vengeful enemy.

Chen Ge still didn't understand what her job was, opened the webpage and checked Weibo, Wen Wanrou suddenly spoke, in a low voice mixed with hoarseness, said: "Correct the typo in this chapter."

Chen Ge breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that he finally knew what to do in the future, opened QQ to receive the file, and he almost bit his tongue when the chapters were displayed.

【text:

He saw the man who was close to grandma, and said coldly, "What are you doing here? Do you still want us to do something to you!?"

The man in front of him had long hair, and his face in the small class was like frost, and he shouted in unison: "Don't tell me you only have that woman in your heart?! I treat you so well, when will you give up my house?" Ah, inside of your heart! @》”]

Chen Ge's eyes were almost blurred, it was the first time he saw such a shocking typo chapter.

Basically, you have to guess the characters by reading, and then correct the typos according to your own understanding. After finishing a chapter, he is deeply proud of the 5000-year Chinese culture.

Could it be that the gentle fingers can't keep up with my own brain?

He finally understood that his monthly salary of more than 4000 was really worthy of his workload.

four

The first day of work was passed without any risk.

Chen Ge basically found out Wen Wanrou's working status. He wrote four chapters a day, posted three chapters, and saved one chapter every day for Sunday and Saturday posting.

According to his work, Chen Ge also set several tasks for himself:

Correct typos in articles, reply to the first [-] readers' comments after posting chapters, paste Weibo comments, and deal with all kinds of trivial thoughts of website editors.

The person who contacted Chen Ge studio was this web editor. He also seemed to have a deep understanding of Wen Wanrou's typo chapters, so he specially invited Chen Ge over. The two hit it off, mainly due to Wen Wanrou's appearance Absolutely inappropriate name, and killer temperament.

At almost three o'clock in the afternoon, Chen Ge felt that his work was almost done, so he put on his coat and asked, "What time will I come over tomorrow?"

Wen Wanrou was squatting on the ground grinding the legs of a chair. Hearing that he was going to leave, she walked down the stairs. Standing in front of Chen Ge with a height of 1.9 meters felt particularly oppressive. He said, "When will you move here?"

Chen Ge scratched her hair and asked, "I still have to move here?"

Wen Wanrou gave an answer that didn't seem like an answer at all: "The house has three floors."

Unexpectedly, Chen Ge understood the meaning of Wen Wanrou. He was a little distressed. He was used to his small nest of more than 40 square meters, and he was not used to living in someone else's house, especially when he met this person for the first time. He said with a dry smile: " My house is quite close to here, it only takes a few minutes, so there is no need to move here."

Nodding gently, without saying anything, she turned sideways and opened the door.

Chen Ge stood awkwardly on the spot. Although Wen Wanrou's behavior seemed normal, the entrance was only so big. It was impossible for two men over 1.8 meters to squeeze together without bumping into each other, and she didn't know Wen Wanrou was standing there. The problem of the position of the girl is still a matter of height, Chen Ge's face can vaguely feel the stubble on the gentle chin.

Very slowly, Wen Wanrou turned her face and said in a low voice, "See you tomorrow."

A few seconds later, Chen Ge suddenly pushed Wen Wanrou away, and rushed out as if fleeing for his life!

"bump!"

With the sound of the door, Chen Ge covered her earlobe with a blushing face, took several deep breaths, turned her head and looked at the door again, her whole body weakened like a balloon being punctured.

He, he, he was caught in his earlobe just now! ?

Chen Ge covered her head, accidentally knocked her ear, let go immediately, and wiped it hard a few times.

what happened?

Chen Ge's forehead is full of question marks, is this unintentional, or...

No, no, I must have misunderstood.

Chen Ge used his hand to draw the distance between the two of them just now. Obviously, they were too close, and it is normal for them to be caught when they open their mouths. Hahahaha.

inside the room.

Wen Wanrou hugged her chest and watched the door being closed, and suddenly raised the corners of her lips to reveal a not-so-friendly smile.

He turned around and picked up the wine bottle that Chen Ge put on the table but forgot to throw away with one hand, licked his tongue along the mouth of the bottle, and the beer that occasionally swirled out... It was like Chen Ge's saliva that made him more obsessed.

He knelt on the ground slowly, breathing deeply the temperature in the room that did not belong to him, his face full of fascination, like a beast that was in estrus and was on the verge of collapse, suddenly remembered something, he stood up and pulled away. Pulling off the bed curtain, she stared intently at the downstairs until Chen Ge appeared dejectedly and left step by step before giving up.

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