Nori was eaten by cats

eighty

The first time of two rookies is always very horrible.

Wen Wanrou has knowledge, but practice is scum, Chen Ge is even more miserable, no knowledge and no practice.

So, when I was sweating all over the next day, I felt like I woke up like someone who had run 800 meters, and when I wanted to find Wen Wanrou, I saw a handsome man of 1.9 meters, who buried his face in the pillow.

Morning Song: "..."

Is this the rhythm of exhaustion?

"You! Get up!" Chen Ge grabbed the other person's shoulders and wanted to kick him off the bed. Although he was weak all over, this did not hinder his endless anger.

Wen Wanrou was kicked by Chen Ge and nearly fell off the bed, and she finally showed her handsome face and two big red eyes.

Chen Ge was stunned suddenly, not knowing what to say for a long time.

Wen Wanrou looked at Chen Ge with aggrieved eyes, endured it, but she couldn't hold it back, tears fell down, she sniffed while crying, how wronged she was.

This time, Chen Ge realized that the pillow Wen Wanrou buried her face just now was covered with water stains.

Chen Ge was a little confused, although his memory of last night was not very clear, but it should be Wen Wanrou's self, why... the other party looked like a pure boy who made a gangster and committed a murder?

"Don't cry first, let me calm down," Chen Ge rubbed her temples, calmed down for a while, and asked, "Who did we fuck who last night?"

The nasal sound of gentle crying came out, but there was still no expression on that face, Chen Ge almost knelt down to the paralyzed emperor, and then heard him say: "I fucked you."

"Then why are you crying?" Chen Ge asked.

"I...I..." Wen Wanrou said to the emotional point, another stream of tears, said: "Old Bai lied to me, I obviously prepared very well for our first time, with flowers, movies, music , but there was nothing last night, only you pressed on me and took off my clothes, and then... blah blah."

Chen Ge's head was about to grow bigger, Chi Chi fell on the bed and gasped for breath. He used to think that he had nothing to do with women's tears, but now he found out that he still had nothing to do with men's tears. His heart was still full of anger. Seeing Wen Wanrou's face that was blushed and white from crying, she suddenly realized that the other party was quite ridiculous.

You said that you are a handsome guy, what kind of appearance do you want, you have prepared for so long to cheat and cheat, just to sleep with yourself, what effort did you put in.

"Get up," Chen Ge kicked Wen Wanrou's back, and said, "Bring me the clothes, I want to go home."

Wen Wanrou immediately wiped away her tears and said, "I'll take you back."

Chen Ge sneered, and said: "Fuck you, I'll be weird if I believe your nonsense again, and I'll call the police if I dare to follow you."

Wen Wanrou crawled to Chen Ge's side and looked at Chen Ge against the light. The tip of their noses was less than one centimeter. In fact, looking at him this way, he was really attractive, but unfortunately he was only handsome for 3 minutes——

"Okay then." Wen Wanrou nodded with red eye circles, pouted her lips, and said, "Can you give me something?"

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Chen Ge finally went back by taxi.

The driver brother kept looking in the rear mirror of the car and asked, "There's a motorcycle man in black at the back, do you want me to hit him to death?"

The hair on the back of Chen Ge's neck was blown up, and he looked at the driver brother in horror, but he didn't expect that under his simple and honest face was the heart of a speeder, and said cautiously: "No, then my friend, you drive quietly and put I'll just send it somewhere."

The driver brother sneered.

Chen Ge had the urge to open the door and jump out.

When I got home, VV had already left, the sofa was clean, my dog ​​son didn’t know whether it was a habit formed by wearing cotton pants last time or a natural determination to protect his lower body, so he took off the wool pants He still put on all kinds of things on his body, and was jumping back and forth in black stockings at the moment. When he saw Chen Ge coming back, he ran over licking his big tongue, and almost broke Chen Ge's head.

"Stop! Stand at attention!" Chen Ge shouted to Gouzi, holding on to her precarious waist, not daring to lie down on the sofa with any strength.

Seeing that his father didn't want to talk to him, the dog son wagged his tail and went to play with his own toys.

When Chen Ge thought about what she had experienced last night, she felt all sorts of heartbroken. As long as she connected the fact that Wen Wanrou first fell in love with herself, she seemed to have a feeling that she was the Emperor of Truth.

The phone rang 'buzz'.

Chen Ge opened it and looked, and his face immediately wrinkled together.

Gentle and soft:

[Dear Chenchen, I miss you so much, I'm ashamed to use this name for the first time~~ Hey, when will you move to my place?I can't wait~~┗｜｀｜｜┛】

"OMG," Chen Ge scratched his hair and said in pain: "Is this man sick? How can a strong female criminal have to live with someone the next day? Could it be that he really wants to be with me?" Let's go together?" He thought about it seriously, and thought it should be impossible, but what if the other party really entangled him?

"Call the police..." Chen Ge swallowed her saliva. As soon as the broadcast reached [-], she remembered the steaming breakfast that she would see every morning, and the shyness that the other party would appear inexplicably despite being silent... …

Well, in fact, what Chen Ge remembered was the gentle and crying face she saw just now.

It was so joyful that the nervous Chen Ge regretted that he should have taken a photo for preservation.

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In fact, Wen Wanrou didn't leave, he followed Chen Ge all the way home, and saw Chen Ge going upstairs from downstairs, he looked up for a long time but didn't wait for the other party to open the window to say something to him, with extreme In an ecstatic mood, he found a place to park the car casually, and then walked into the stairs.

The room he rented was just above Chen Ge's, and there was nothing but a bed in the hall and the equipment parked in the corner.

He took off his shoes, walked around with bare feet, suddenly jumped onto the bed excitedly, rolled around four or five times in one breath, took off his pants and rolled upside down again, not thinking that he was only 1.9 meters tall No, the [-]-meter bed couldn't withstand his rolling ring at all, and rolled directly to the ground.

His head was hit hard, and finally he knocked back his precarious thinking. He covered his head and turned on the corner device, which clearly displayed all the dynamics in Chen Ge's house. Fascinated, he hugged the screen with both hands and kissed the face of the person lying on the sofa, smiling like a child.

After reading it quietly for a while, Wen Wanrou suddenly took out a copy of "One Hundred Rules for Lovers" from her bosom, which recorded the notes he had summarized after reading various books, flipped through the pages, and looked at the "When you When you feel that you like her, you must tell her~]

Turn on the phone and write seriously:

[Kiss Chenchen, I miss you so much, it’s so embarrassing to use this name for the first time~~ Hehe, I replayed the memories of you last night in my mind over and over again, your soft skin, light-colored lips, and There is that feeling that makes me ecstatic, you are the most favorite person I have ever met, every time I see your face, I will fall in love with the whole world.When will you move to my house?I can't wait~~┗｜｀｜｜┛】

[System prompt: Your text message has restricted content and cannot be sent. 】

Wen Wanrou frowned, for the first time he felt that the system in his mobile phone was annoying.

It took a long time to delete, delete, delete, and subtract, and the text message that could no longer feel the idiot atmosphere was sent.

The distant Wen family mansion.

The security guard Ah You turned back to Ah Zuo with cold sweat all over his face and said, "The young master is becoming more and more perverted, should we tell him that the contents of the phone must be checked by both of us every day?"

Ah Zuo thought about it seriously, and said: "It's better not to talk about it, he will find the master desperately."

Ah You nodded with a serious face.

Ah Zuo said with a serious face: "You are not allowed to remember the content of the young master's text message."

Ah You had a face that was noticed by you, scratched his head, and said: "I think this poem is quite good, the young master is very talented."

Ah Zuo said: "Otherwise, it is impossible to write a second-rate article and become famous."

Ah You pondered, and said: "You are right, the young master is all crooked."

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