Just when "Cinderella" was finalized, after a lively finale banquet, and before he had time to enter the editing room, Joey once again realized that the yin energy in his body had reached a critical value, and he needed to collect it again. Grass.
Today is different from the past, although he tried his best to immerse himself in his work during the day, and tried to treat Ibel with a normal heart, not thinking about the oolong things that have happened, but at this time, he is still embarrassed , For the first time, I experienced the entanglement of the dilemma.
But time waits for no one, he is a man who cherishes his life, and he is reluctant to make fun of his body no matter what when his career has just started, no matter why Ibel let him go that day, and no matter he asked himself to find Yimir Shuangxiu What the hell, Joey was going to pretend to be a fool to the end. He listened to people's persuasion to eat enough, so he went to communicate with the soft and cute Ymir, trying to make this one willing in the end.
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Because of the seduction that he did so hard at the beginning, Ibel still walked away without looking back. This matter hurt the narcissistic Mr. Qiao very much. It was this kind of shame as the motivation that Joey worked hard during the day , At night, he began to concentrate on the study of charm.All night long, working like never before.
In order to facilitate the practice, there is a complete set of practice movements for 'Magic Art'. There are a total of 81 pictures, ninety-nine are unified. Learn the next 27 pictures, and then reach the Yuanying stage, which is the last 45 pictures until Dacheng.
Just looking at those movements, one can imagine how difficult it is to practice. The first few 'simple' movements are enough to challenge the limits of human beings, and the more they go on, the more unbelievable it becomes. Mr. Qiao is such a lazy sports waste, this It's also the reason why he never wanted to torture himself... But now that he has reached this point, he must fight!
So at the end of the movie, during the day, everyone only saw the director's high-spirited and handsome figure, but no one knew how hard he lived at night, it was full of blood and tears, if he hadn't been under the skin of leisure and hard work, There is also a stubborn heart of "never give up no matter how difficult it is to start", coupled with the dual protection of almighty aura infusion + easy-to-use healing skills, Mr. Qiao, who is in pain and wants to cry, has long been Put down the pick and quit.
…Hard work always pays off. After eight days of practice, he finally did the movements in the first picture exactly. Afterwards, a warm air filled his whole body. The whole body massage is even more refreshing, every pore exudes a fresh and cheerful atmosphere, as if all the sins suffered before have been rewarded, the feeling of ecstasy, the haze and dirt all over the body, let the sweaty Joe Yi was absent-minded for a long time before stretching contentedly. After taking a bath, she looked in the mirror and found that although the person in the mirror hadn't changed in any way, it was a little more attractive than before for no reason. What's more... Bigger?
My God, such an immediate effect, Joey was stunned!As I said earlier, unlike ordinary men, Mr. Qiao is a very narcissistic and extremely delicate man. If he lived in ancient China, he would probably give others the impression of "Qiao Lang's beautiful appearance", some brave Young men may be very resistant to such a change, but in Mr. Qiao's view, he is extremely happy to accept it.He finally no longer resisted this kind of practice subjectively, and would take the initiative to set aside at least five or six hours for cultivation every day, and he would no longer be as tragic and miserable as going to the execution ground.
Time flies, time flies... Ten days passed so easily, Joey was a little embarrassed, assuming that he no longer remembered that there was such a person as Ibel, and took his progress bar to advance a small amount of charm skills, try to be calm I went to find Ymir confidently...
In the dead of night, the moon was bright and the stars were thin, Joey went to the door without making a sound. After wandering around the backyard of Ibell's house for a while, he found the domed building.This house occupies a large area, and the whole body is made of white marble. The walls are decorated with some very simple but simple patterns. There is a thick and heavy gate, and two lifelike statues of ferocious monsters line the two sides of the gate. The eyes made of what material shone coldly under the moonlight, looking very intimidating.
This thing is not only fierce in appearance, but also has impressive lethality. It is one of Ymir's most proud works. It is powered by magic crystals and acts as a guardian beast for the gate. If any unauthorized visitor enters by force, he will be punished. The fierce attack of the Guardian Beast.Because the guardian beasts are basically fixed in place, the sacrifice of flexibility is made up for in terms of power. The strength of each stone beast is equivalent to that of a high-level magician, and its short-term attack output ability can even be comparable to that of a large magician. magician.
In order to facilitate Ibel's free entry and exit, the two drops of blood of the two brothers were sealed inside the stone beast. As long as the two of them pass through, the stone beast will not make any movement.That is to say, if you don’t rely on someone to carry it, you can also achieve the effect of immunity by carrying the blood of any of them, but Ibel will not give this kind of convenience to Joey. Such an obvious conspiracy is just plain funny!So the current problem is, how can he pass this level without making a sound, sneak in and eat the prince?
He first tried to hide and moved forward. I don't know if it was an illusion. The two ferocious stone beasts seemed to move, and the inorganic pupils flowing with cold light moved with the change of Joey's shaking position, as if he was moving again. If he took a step forward, he would suddenly explode and tear him to pieces.
Of course, Joey has the self-confidence that he won't be hurt by the two stupid stone beasts, but this will definitely startle Ymir - it's not a big deal to startle Ymir. Scum, if it’s a big deal, I’ll get dizzy again, but don’t forget that this is Ibell’s base camp. The entire manor is almost home to the entire mercenary group under Ibell. , a person who was accidentally arrested in public, will the narcissistic Mr. Joe still live?
People's IQ is forced out, and Joey wandered around in a hurry for less than 10 minutes, and he came up with a good idea for him to take a slant.
If I can't get in, I can only hook people out.
It is said that in the past ten days or so, Ymir has frequently gone to Joey to "seek advice on alchemy problems". In such a headache-to-desperation relationship, Joey's little spy has harvested a lot of information about Ymir——
This is an in-depth technical geek who almost never goes out except for necessary things. The number of people going out these days looking for Joey has surpassed that of the past year.Joey was able to catch him twice in the Hutton Tavern. It was a blessing from heaven, and his luck was off the charts.Usually, the big things that make him condescend to go out to do it himself are related to alchemy, such as where the top-quality materials he urgently needs appear, the auction will notify that there will be ingenious alchemy items coming out, and so on.
Joey knew that the most urgent alchemy material Ymir needed recently was a plant seed called konjac.This kind of plant is very rare in the market. The reason is that as a plant, konjac has no ethics. It does not grow in one place, but moves around like an animal.However, its appearance is inconspicuous at all, and it is very similar to red root grass, the most common weed in the mainland, and ordinary people will never find it if it gets mixed in.The only flaw is that when the fruit is about to ripen, it will emit a special fragrance. If someone who is interested happens to come across it, he can find it by following the fragrance.
Because the magic potato will run away when it is not in the right place, it is necessary for the person who discovered it to uphold the fine style of being quick, precise and ruthless, sneak in quietly, catch it when it is not prepared, and then use a special sealing method on the spot After being preserved, it can maintain its original posture and circulate safely in the market.
As for why Joey has this kind of thing that he can't use at all, that's because Qiao Tuhao wants to buy a beauty with a thousand dollars and smiles. Ever since he knew that Ymir wanted this thing, he has called people's attention to auction houses, black markets, and private collections. If there is any news about selling it, once it appears, buy it at a high price, and give it to Ymir when the time comes, so as to increase your favorability or something.
Could there be a better time than now?
Joey took the forearm-high konjac plant with several vermilion fruits the size of pigeon eggs out of the storage package, crouched in the shadow of the corner, and unwrapped the sealed konjac. The seal was exposed, and the palm of the hand gently fanned a breeze towards Ymir's gate, sending the fragrance of konjac over gently, and the next time was to wait patiently.
Within 5 minutes, I saw the heavy door burst open, and Ymir ran out of it in a hurry. While sniffing carefully, he tiptoed towards the place where Joey was lying in ambush.He was wearing a snow-white silk shirt with a lace collar on his upper body, a pair of black tight-fitting trousers, and calfskin boots on his lower body, which undoubtedly showed his beautiful figure.This dress was obviously given to him by Joey two days ago, because as an alchemist who needs to do it, such a simple and beautiful dress made Ymir never forget it after seeing it once, and he kept in mind Joe who was looking for every opportunity to increase his favorability. Naturally, the son proudly picked up a few of the same style as gifts, and Ymir put them on happily.
The so-called gentleman is cautious and alone. When he is alone at home in the dead of night, he still dresses neatly, as if he can go out to attend a high-level banquet at any time. I appreciate it very much, now he is like a strategizing hunter, guarding the prey's favorite bait, waiting for work, waiting for the prey to approach, and when he is happily preparing to harvest the spoils, the oriole knocks the man unconscious and takes him home.
Guided by the scent, Ymir found it easily. When he saw the slim and graceful succulent taro plant under the moonlight, his heart beat faster. He couldn't believe that he was so lucky. Whatever he wanted, he helped He saved a lot of money!
So Ymir, who was concentrating on the cute plant, just had time to touch the branches and leaves of the magic taro with his paws, and urged the sealing scroll to perfectly preserve this little cutie. Then the familiar eyes went dark, and he kept happy With a smile, he fell into the arms of a long-awaited weed picker.
When Joey came in, he sneaked in stealthily. Ymir was over 1.8 meters tall, almost a head taller than Joey. Joey was not sure if he carried such a big person and went out quietly without disturbing others. So as a last resort, I can only borrow Joey's site.
Carefully approaching the two ferocious stone beasts, they have already passed the warning line that just stopped, and the two stone beasts are still motionless. Joey is relieved. It seems that Ymir, the human amulet, is really useful. It was getting late, and there was no need to delay any more. Joey hugged Ymir tightly, entered the room like a gust of wind, found Ymir's bedroom, removed his shoes, and gently placed him on the bed.
Ymir's bedroom fits his style very well. The decoration is generous and simple, but it is not perfunctory. The few decorations are all of good taste, and the placement is extremely elegant.The bed is a very large and comfortable structure. The light green sheets are fresh and elegant. There are several well-cared-for plants not far away. Some of them are blooming and some are not. The whole room is full of a very elegant and pleasant smell. Joey has no research on the plants in this world, so I don’t know what kind of fragrance the flowers emit. Usually, Ymir always has such a very faint fragrance. It seems to be infected by long-term contact, and Joey himself I really like the taste.
Because I am quite familiar with it, and I am deeply aware of the harmlessness of Ymir (actually not), it is really difficult to tie people up as rudely as before, but Joey also knows that no matter how hard he is If you don't go, you have to tie him up, because he is a man after all, and while he doesn't have two lumps on his chest, there is one more thing that cannot be ignored. If Ymir's hands and feet are allowed to be free, in case he touches something that shouldn't be I touched it, hehe.
After binding, blindfolding, and antidote, the whole process was completed, and Ymir woke up leisurely.
After realizing the current situation he was in, Ymir turned his head to one side, with a pink halo on his face, and then tried his best to show an angry and unyielding look, "...huh!"
Joey rubbed his nose guilty, lowered his head and kissed the corner of Ymir's mouth lightly, "Well, I'm sorry, some time ago... something happened to deal with, I haven't come to you for so long, you miss me, don't you?" ? I won’t wait so long in the future, okay?”
Ymir accused him angrily, "Who would miss you! It's only good if you don't come! You are sneaky, every time you come here, who knows what you did a few days ago! Slut!"
It was the first time for Joey to be called a 'slut', and he was stunned for a while, not knowing how to react.
Yimir accused him just now, but he remembered what his brother said to him, "If he can find you, he can also find others, so if he doesn't show up, who knows what he did?"Thinking of such a scene, Ymir, who is obsessed with cleanliness, feels uncomfortable all over his body, and his heart is as uncomfortable as a stone. If this person is really such a slut, Ymir must be a disgusting Mr. Killing people and then committing suicide is not acceptable.
But as soon as the words came out of his mouth, he thought of the magic potato that lured him out of the door and made him dream about it, so he couldn't help but asked again: "...By the way, where is the magic potato?"
Joey hurriedly replied with a little flattery: "Yes, yes, I will definitely keep it for you. This was originally bought for your use."
Knowing that the magic potato was still there, Ymir finally felt a little better, but it was absolutely impossible for him to forget the principled issue just by relying on this.So he immediately asked again: "Apart from me, have you ever slept with other men? I want to be honest."
Joey, who had been prepared for a long time, immediately swore without guilt: "It's gone, there is absolutely no one else! I haven't told you yet. I found you because of my special physique. If I don't find an attribute On the contrary, double cultivators will never survive. And you are the one with the right physique that I have been looking for for a long time. I am not born to like this. Our dual cultivation together will not only save my life, but also be of great benefit to you. Strength, physique, etc., do you believe me?"
Anyway, through unremitting psychological hints, Joey has already regarded Iber as Ymir's shadow, and let him pass away with the wind for those erroneous things...
The technical geek with a research spirit immediately grasped the key point and asked, "Double cultivation?"
Joey quickly gave him a rough explanation, and then began to undress impatiently, "Well, it's getting late, if you don't understand, I'll tell you the formula of double cultivation right away, wait for you to follow me Once you run it, you will understand everything.”
He quickly took off his clothes, and started to unbutton Ymir who was tied to the bed. Such an eager gesture made Ymir blush like blood in an instant, this person is really lewd enough!Wouldn't he feel ashamed?At this moment, his mind turned into a muddy mess, recalling the two nights they had spent one after another, and this made his whole body burn like fire, as long as there is a spark, it may spontaneously ignite.
Struggling in vain, Ymir raised his voice and shouted: "Okay, I believe you, since this is the case, we should be more honest, you take off my blindfold, I haven't seen you yet! Could it be Are you too ugly?"
Originally, I said this to provoke the generals, but after I finished speaking, Ymir was really worried anyway. Could it be that he is too ugly?As a purebred face control, ugly Ymir absolutely cannot accept it!It was precisely because of such disappointing thoughts that the exaggerated heat on his body finally dropped a little, and his mind cleared up, and now he was even more eager to know the true face of this person in front of him.
Joey's head is full of black lines, his focus is really...but the arrow is on the string, he has to send it, he can only comfort him softly: "Don't worry, I'm definitely not ugly, I won't show it to you because I don't want to be ugly. Don’t worry, I will show you my true colors one day, let’s do double cultivation first, shall we? It’s really getting late, if you delay it any longer, the sky will be cold.”
So he stripped Ymir naked in such an awkward manner. During the period, in order to disturb Ymir's sight, Joey decisively used the charm technique that he had just achieved a little success. How could Jiu Kuang's technical nerd be his opponent?Immediately, I couldn't hold it back, my mind became confused again, but I had long forgotten those messy questions, and no longer made a slight resistance gesture, but enthusiastically catered to them, two shameless guys Soon it rolled into a ball, and the room began to reverberate with a beautiful moan that made people feel restless.
Joey didn't forget the business, he urged the aura to pass through the connection between the two, circulated in Ymir's body, approached Ymir's ear and told him to remember the route of the airflow, and then actively guided the airflow Complete one cycle after another.Ymir followed suit like a conditioned reflex, he just felt so happy that he was so happy that he flew up. This was an extreme pleasure that was incomparable to the previous two times. At this time, he didn't care if he didn't see the true face of the person who matched him. Because of the darkness in front of her eyes, she is completely immersed in the senses, and the insatiable fairy in her arms is like a mermaid with higher morality, fascinated by the pure technology house, and does not know the sun and the moon.
Just like a wonderful but short dream, because the movie has already been finished, Joey, who is not in a hurry to go to work, rarely delays the end time. Even so, in the eyes of Ymir who is getting more and more knowledgeable, the lingering night is still short It made one wish that time would stop, and allow him to fight with the person in his arms for another [-] rounds.
"I'm leaving, and I'll come back to you in ten days, okay?" Joey said in a hoarse voice to Imir, who was beside him who was equally exhausted, panting lightly to calm down the aftertaste of passion.
He was right!The joy of two feelings is the true meaning that needs to be sought most in life!It is so wonderful to be able to embrace each other passionately and have a warm and pleasant conversation!At this moment, Joey overcame the man's inferiority, thinking purely and single-mindedly, provoking more than one person is definitely the most stupid thing in the world, don't think about the accidental relationship with Ibel again, from now on In the future, Ibel will only have one identity for himself - brother-in-law!
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Ymir didn't know what the person next to his pillow was thinking. After hearing the other party's agreement for ten days, he couldn't help blurting out: "Why does it take ten days?"
Silent, like a person looking at each other without words for a long while, Joey finally couldn't help laughing out loud, because he was so excited that he almost forgot to disguise his voice, revealing his original voice, and was cruelly seen through his true colors.
Ymir blushed, and couldn't believe that such stupid words came out of his own mouth. He wished he could go back in time and answer again.This time he will definitely stabilize his mind, and answer him very noble and glamorous, "Will love come or not, hum!"
Afraid that if he continued to laugh, the technical geek whose skin is thinner than paper would turn into anger, Joey calmed down wittily, with a pleasant smile on the corner of his mouth, he couldn't help but leaned forward and kissed the skin behind Ymir's ear, here is his Every time I touch it, it will trigger a very surprising reaction, so Mr. Qiao likes to touch him every time to tease him. Sure enough, after this kiss, Ymil It trembled twice like an electric shock, and then yelled at Joey in a nasty tone, "What are you doing! Don't touch my place after you tell me!"
"I know, I know," Joey held back a smile to perfunctory him, anyway, he will do the same trick again next time, it's so interesting to tease this guy, "I really have to go, this time I will go as soon as possible if I have time I came to see you, huh? Take good care of your body, goodbye."
After speaking, Joey went to Ymir's bathroom to wash his body hastily, put on his clothes and left quietly.
Ymir was still angry, but she forgot to let go of herself before she left. Being tied to the bed in such a state, did Ibel see that he still has the face to live? !But to his surprise, the man left within less than a minute, and the rope that bound him seemed to have a life of its own, untied him by itself, and then disappeared.
Ymir's eyes are terrifyingly bright!It was the first time he had seen such a spiritual weapon, and it turned out to be a rope!Weapons embedded with magic crystals will have different effects in the master's hands, but generally speaking, the "spirituality" must be directly contacted by the master to have a little clue. It's unbelievable that the weapon can still move autonomously after leaving.What's more, the rope tied him up overnight, how could he fail to notice that there were no magic crystals of any attribute embedded in it!
With such a powerful episode, Ymir wanted to dig him out even more urgently.But the damn thing is, there are still nineteen days before the snake manhua will bloom and bear fruit. The days are too long, and I can't wait.
And this thing is not very reliable. After all, She Manhua's name is well known all over the world. That person is very powerful, so he might not be able to detect it in advance and die in the bud. Knowing the true face of that person, such a passive and pathetic state, as a man, I can't bear it at all!It's better to have a reliable method, and it's better to get rid of that person's skin next time, so that she can be irrefutable, and also experience her own methods, so that she doesn't dare to take herself seriously!
With such an urgent desire, Ymir's brain turned rapidly.He first went to the bathroom to rinse, then filled his luxurious bathtub with water, poured in a little soothing essential oil, buried his whole body in it, and fell into deep thinking while the water was floating and sinking.
Soon, Ymir had a flash of inspiration and suddenly had a good idea.
Why didn't I think of it earlier? !Climbing out to dry his body, he took out a clean set of clothes from the closet and put them on. Ymir couldn't wait for a quarter of an hour, and rushed to his alchemy laboratory.Of course, before going there, he also brought the complete sealed konjac over there, and then opened up various bottles and jars, and began to experiment with selflessness.
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The most annoying thing in the world is that when you are so busy that you are about to fly off your feet, some people who don't understand you will come to disturb you.
Of course, there will be no one else who can enter his laboratory unimpeded, except his unlucky brother Ibel.
Ymir continued to process the same alchemy material without raising his head, and said impatiently, "What are you doing, Ibel, please leave if you have nothing to do, I'm busy!"
Ibel didn't speak.
Ymir waited for a long time, but he didn't see his brother making a sound, so he couldn't help but glanced at him strangely, only to find that Ibel's expression was very strange, and finally put down the injured work, walked over with a little worry, and stretched out his right hand in front of Iber's eyes After shaking, he asked, "What's wrong with you? What happened? Hey, don't scare me, just tell me what's going on!"
Ibel's eyes flickered, and the corners of his mouth suddenly curved. The dark aura emanating from his body just now seemed to be an illusion, but in a blink of an eye he returned to his usual calm and sunny appearance. He raised his hand and touched Imir's dog's head, his tone He said relaxedly: "What is it? If something happens to you when you are with me every day, can you not know? Stupid brother, I lied to you."
Ymir carefully looked at Ibel suspiciously, saw that he did not show the slightest weakness, and finally couldn't bear him anymore, slapped his dog's paws on his head, rolled his handsome eyes, and went back to work He waved his hand away and said, "Ibel, you are really boring, get out of here, I'm working on a great alchemy item, if you have nothing to do, don't get in the way here."
Ibel didn't care about the offense of his stupid brother this time, he said in his mouth, "Oh, what a good thing you can make, you are so stupid, forget it, I'd better leave first, and save yourself from screwing up and blame me" , and then turned around and went out very well.
Most of Ymir's mind was focused on the work he had just begun, and he didn't have the energy to think about what the hell his brother was doing. As long as there was something important between them, they would not hide it from each other. Ibel's words were right, every day They can meet each other, the possibility of one party having a major incident and the other party not being aware of it is too small, and there is no such thing as a girly thing such as mutual complaints between two big men, so soon, Ymir Forget about this stubble and concentrate on working.
After going out and closing the door, Ibel's relaxed expression suddenly turned cold.
That breath, that look...
Joey is here.
They did.
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Today is different from the past, although he tried his best to immerse himself in his work during the day, and tried to treat Ibel with a normal heart, not thinking about the oolong things that have happened, but at this time, he is still embarrassed , For the first time, I experienced the entanglement of the dilemma.
But time waits for no one, he is a man who cherishes his life, and he is reluctant to make fun of his body no matter what when his career has just started, no matter why Ibel let him go that day, and no matter he asked himself to find Yimir Shuangxiu What the hell, Joey was going to pretend to be a fool to the end. He listened to people's persuasion to eat enough, so he went to communicate with the soft and cute Ymir, trying to make this one willing in the end.
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Because of the seduction that he did so hard at the beginning, Ibel still walked away without looking back. This matter hurt the narcissistic Mr. Qiao very much. It was this kind of shame as the motivation that Joey worked hard during the day , At night, he began to concentrate on the study of charm.All night long, working like never before.
In order to facilitate the practice, there is a complete set of practice movements for 'Magic Art'. There are a total of 81 pictures, ninety-nine are unified. Learn the next 27 pictures, and then reach the Yuanying stage, which is the last 45 pictures until Dacheng.
Just looking at those movements, one can imagine how difficult it is to practice. The first few 'simple' movements are enough to challenge the limits of human beings, and the more they go on, the more unbelievable it becomes. Mr. Qiao is such a lazy sports waste, this It's also the reason why he never wanted to torture himself... But now that he has reached this point, he must fight!
So at the end of the movie, during the day, everyone only saw the director's high-spirited and handsome figure, but no one knew how hard he lived at night, it was full of blood and tears, if he hadn't been under the skin of leisure and hard work, There is also a stubborn heart of "never give up no matter how difficult it is to start", coupled with the dual protection of almighty aura infusion + easy-to-use healing skills, Mr. Qiao, who is in pain and wants to cry, has long been Put down the pick and quit.
…Hard work always pays off. After eight days of practice, he finally did the movements in the first picture exactly. Afterwards, a warm air filled his whole body. The whole body massage is even more refreshing, every pore exudes a fresh and cheerful atmosphere, as if all the sins suffered before have been rewarded, the feeling of ecstasy, the haze and dirt all over the body, let the sweaty Joe Yi was absent-minded for a long time before stretching contentedly. After taking a bath, she looked in the mirror and found that although the person in the mirror hadn't changed in any way, it was a little more attractive than before for no reason. What's more... Bigger?
My God, such an immediate effect, Joey was stunned!As I said earlier, unlike ordinary men, Mr. Qiao is a very narcissistic and extremely delicate man. If he lived in ancient China, he would probably give others the impression of "Qiao Lang's beautiful appearance", some brave Young men may be very resistant to such a change, but in Mr. Qiao's view, he is extremely happy to accept it.He finally no longer resisted this kind of practice subjectively, and would take the initiative to set aside at least five or six hours for cultivation every day, and he would no longer be as tragic and miserable as going to the execution ground.
Time flies, time flies... Ten days passed so easily, Joey was a little embarrassed, assuming that he no longer remembered that there was such a person as Ibel, and took his progress bar to advance a small amount of charm skills, try to be calm I went to find Ymir confidently...
In the dead of night, the moon was bright and the stars were thin, Joey went to the door without making a sound. After wandering around the backyard of Ibell's house for a while, he found the domed building.This house occupies a large area, and the whole body is made of white marble. The walls are decorated with some very simple but simple patterns. There is a thick and heavy gate, and two lifelike statues of ferocious monsters line the two sides of the gate. The eyes made of what material shone coldly under the moonlight, looking very intimidating.
This thing is not only fierce in appearance, but also has impressive lethality. It is one of Ymir's most proud works. It is powered by magic crystals and acts as a guardian beast for the gate. If any unauthorized visitor enters by force, he will be punished. The fierce attack of the Guardian Beast.Because the guardian beasts are basically fixed in place, the sacrifice of flexibility is made up for in terms of power. The strength of each stone beast is equivalent to that of a high-level magician, and its short-term attack output ability can even be comparable to that of a large magician. magician.
In order to facilitate Ibel's free entry and exit, the two drops of blood of the two brothers were sealed inside the stone beast. As long as the two of them pass through, the stone beast will not make any movement.That is to say, if you don’t rely on someone to carry it, you can also achieve the effect of immunity by carrying the blood of any of them, but Ibel will not give this kind of convenience to Joey. Such an obvious conspiracy is just plain funny!So the current problem is, how can he pass this level without making a sound, sneak in and eat the prince?
He first tried to hide and moved forward. I don't know if it was an illusion. The two ferocious stone beasts seemed to move, and the inorganic pupils flowing with cold light moved with the change of Joey's shaking position, as if he was moving again. If he took a step forward, he would suddenly explode and tear him to pieces.
Of course, Joey has the self-confidence that he won't be hurt by the two stupid stone beasts, but this will definitely startle Ymir - it's not a big deal to startle Ymir. Scum, if it’s a big deal, I’ll get dizzy again, but don’t forget that this is Ibell’s base camp. The entire manor is almost home to the entire mercenary group under Ibell. , a person who was accidentally arrested in public, will the narcissistic Mr. Joe still live?
People's IQ is forced out, and Joey wandered around in a hurry for less than 10 minutes, and he came up with a good idea for him to take a slant.
If I can't get in, I can only hook people out.
It is said that in the past ten days or so, Ymir has frequently gone to Joey to "seek advice on alchemy problems". In such a headache-to-desperation relationship, Joey's little spy has harvested a lot of information about Ymir——
This is an in-depth technical geek who almost never goes out except for necessary things. The number of people going out these days looking for Joey has surpassed that of the past year.Joey was able to catch him twice in the Hutton Tavern. It was a blessing from heaven, and his luck was off the charts.Usually, the big things that make him condescend to go out to do it himself are related to alchemy, such as where the top-quality materials he urgently needs appear, the auction will notify that there will be ingenious alchemy items coming out, and so on.
Joey knew that the most urgent alchemy material Ymir needed recently was a plant seed called konjac.This kind of plant is very rare in the market. The reason is that as a plant, konjac has no ethics. It does not grow in one place, but moves around like an animal.However, its appearance is inconspicuous at all, and it is very similar to red root grass, the most common weed in the mainland, and ordinary people will never find it if it gets mixed in.The only flaw is that when the fruit is about to ripen, it will emit a special fragrance. If someone who is interested happens to come across it, he can find it by following the fragrance.
Because the magic potato will run away when it is not in the right place, it is necessary for the person who discovered it to uphold the fine style of being quick, precise and ruthless, sneak in quietly, catch it when it is not prepared, and then use a special sealing method on the spot After being preserved, it can maintain its original posture and circulate safely in the market.
As for why Joey has this kind of thing that he can't use at all, that's because Qiao Tuhao wants to buy a beauty with a thousand dollars and smiles. Ever since he knew that Ymir wanted this thing, he has called people's attention to auction houses, black markets, and private collections. If there is any news about selling it, once it appears, buy it at a high price, and give it to Ymir when the time comes, so as to increase your favorability or something.
Could there be a better time than now?
Joey took the forearm-high konjac plant with several vermilion fruits the size of pigeon eggs out of the storage package, crouched in the shadow of the corner, and unwrapped the sealed konjac. The seal was exposed, and the palm of the hand gently fanned a breeze towards Ymir's gate, sending the fragrance of konjac over gently, and the next time was to wait patiently.
Within 5 minutes, I saw the heavy door burst open, and Ymir ran out of it in a hurry. While sniffing carefully, he tiptoed towards the place where Joey was lying in ambush.He was wearing a snow-white silk shirt with a lace collar on his upper body, a pair of black tight-fitting trousers, and calfskin boots on his lower body, which undoubtedly showed his beautiful figure.This dress was obviously given to him by Joey two days ago, because as an alchemist who needs to do it, such a simple and beautiful dress made Ymir never forget it after seeing it once, and he kept in mind Joe who was looking for every opportunity to increase his favorability. Naturally, the son proudly picked up a few of the same style as gifts, and Ymir put them on happily.
The so-called gentleman is cautious and alone. When he is alone at home in the dead of night, he still dresses neatly, as if he can go out to attend a high-level banquet at any time. I appreciate it very much, now he is like a strategizing hunter, guarding the prey's favorite bait, waiting for work, waiting for the prey to approach, and when he is happily preparing to harvest the spoils, the oriole knocks the man unconscious and takes him home.
Guided by the scent, Ymir found it easily. When he saw the slim and graceful succulent taro plant under the moonlight, his heart beat faster. He couldn't believe that he was so lucky. Whatever he wanted, he helped He saved a lot of money!
So Ymir, who was concentrating on the cute plant, just had time to touch the branches and leaves of the magic taro with his paws, and urged the sealing scroll to perfectly preserve this little cutie. Then the familiar eyes went dark, and he kept happy With a smile, he fell into the arms of a long-awaited weed picker.
When Joey came in, he sneaked in stealthily. Ymir was over 1.8 meters tall, almost a head taller than Joey. Joey was not sure if he carried such a big person and went out quietly without disturbing others. So as a last resort, I can only borrow Joey's site.
Carefully approaching the two ferocious stone beasts, they have already passed the warning line that just stopped, and the two stone beasts are still motionless. Joey is relieved. It seems that Ymir, the human amulet, is really useful. It was getting late, and there was no need to delay any more. Joey hugged Ymir tightly, entered the room like a gust of wind, found Ymir's bedroom, removed his shoes, and gently placed him on the bed.
Ymir's bedroom fits his style very well. The decoration is generous and simple, but it is not perfunctory. The few decorations are all of good taste, and the placement is extremely elegant.The bed is a very large and comfortable structure. The light green sheets are fresh and elegant. There are several well-cared-for plants not far away. Some of them are blooming and some are not. The whole room is full of a very elegant and pleasant smell. Joey has no research on the plants in this world, so I don’t know what kind of fragrance the flowers emit. Usually, Ymir always has such a very faint fragrance. It seems to be infected by long-term contact, and Joey himself I really like the taste.
Because I am quite familiar with it, and I am deeply aware of the harmlessness of Ymir (actually not), it is really difficult to tie people up as rudely as before, but Joey also knows that no matter how hard he is If you don't go, you have to tie him up, because he is a man after all, and while he doesn't have two lumps on his chest, there is one more thing that cannot be ignored. If Ymir's hands and feet are allowed to be free, in case he touches something that shouldn't be I touched it, hehe.
After binding, blindfolding, and antidote, the whole process was completed, and Ymir woke up leisurely.
After realizing the current situation he was in, Ymir turned his head to one side, with a pink halo on his face, and then tried his best to show an angry and unyielding look, "...huh!"
Joey rubbed his nose guilty, lowered his head and kissed the corner of Ymir's mouth lightly, "Well, I'm sorry, some time ago... something happened to deal with, I haven't come to you for so long, you miss me, don't you?" ? I won’t wait so long in the future, okay?”
Ymir accused him angrily, "Who would miss you! It's only good if you don't come! You are sneaky, every time you come here, who knows what you did a few days ago! Slut!"
It was the first time for Joey to be called a 'slut', and he was stunned for a while, not knowing how to react.
Yimir accused him just now, but he remembered what his brother said to him, "If he can find you, he can also find others, so if he doesn't show up, who knows what he did?"Thinking of such a scene, Ymir, who is obsessed with cleanliness, feels uncomfortable all over his body, and his heart is as uncomfortable as a stone. If this person is really such a slut, Ymir must be a disgusting Mr. Killing people and then committing suicide is not acceptable.
But as soon as the words came out of his mouth, he thought of the magic potato that lured him out of the door and made him dream about it, so he couldn't help but asked again: "...By the way, where is the magic potato?"
Joey hurriedly replied with a little flattery: "Yes, yes, I will definitely keep it for you. This was originally bought for your use."
Knowing that the magic potato was still there, Ymir finally felt a little better, but it was absolutely impossible for him to forget the principled issue just by relying on this.So he immediately asked again: "Apart from me, have you ever slept with other men? I want to be honest."
Joey, who had been prepared for a long time, immediately swore without guilt: "It's gone, there is absolutely no one else! I haven't told you yet. I found you because of my special physique. If I don't find an attribute On the contrary, double cultivators will never survive. And you are the one with the right physique that I have been looking for for a long time. I am not born to like this. Our dual cultivation together will not only save my life, but also be of great benefit to you. Strength, physique, etc., do you believe me?"
Anyway, through unremitting psychological hints, Joey has already regarded Iber as Ymir's shadow, and let him pass away with the wind for those erroneous things...
The technical geek with a research spirit immediately grasped the key point and asked, "Double cultivation?"
Joey quickly gave him a rough explanation, and then began to undress impatiently, "Well, it's getting late, if you don't understand, I'll tell you the formula of double cultivation right away, wait for you to follow me Once you run it, you will understand everything.”
He quickly took off his clothes, and started to unbutton Ymir who was tied to the bed. Such an eager gesture made Ymir blush like blood in an instant, this person is really lewd enough!Wouldn't he feel ashamed?At this moment, his mind turned into a muddy mess, recalling the two nights they had spent one after another, and this made his whole body burn like fire, as long as there is a spark, it may spontaneously ignite.
Struggling in vain, Ymir raised his voice and shouted: "Okay, I believe you, since this is the case, we should be more honest, you take off my blindfold, I haven't seen you yet! Could it be Are you too ugly?"
Originally, I said this to provoke the generals, but after I finished speaking, Ymir was really worried anyway. Could it be that he is too ugly?As a purebred face control, ugly Ymir absolutely cannot accept it!It was precisely because of such disappointing thoughts that the exaggerated heat on his body finally dropped a little, and his mind cleared up, and now he was even more eager to know the true face of this person in front of him.
Joey's head is full of black lines, his focus is really...but the arrow is on the string, he has to send it, he can only comfort him softly: "Don't worry, I'm definitely not ugly, I won't show it to you because I don't want to be ugly. Don’t worry, I will show you my true colors one day, let’s do double cultivation first, shall we? It’s really getting late, if you delay it any longer, the sky will be cold.”
So he stripped Ymir naked in such an awkward manner. During the period, in order to disturb Ymir's sight, Joey decisively used the charm technique that he had just achieved a little success. How could Jiu Kuang's technical nerd be his opponent?Immediately, I couldn't hold it back, my mind became confused again, but I had long forgotten those messy questions, and no longer made a slight resistance gesture, but enthusiastically catered to them, two shameless guys Soon it rolled into a ball, and the room began to reverberate with a beautiful moan that made people feel restless.
Joey didn't forget the business, he urged the aura to pass through the connection between the two, circulated in Ymir's body, approached Ymir's ear and told him to remember the route of the airflow, and then actively guided the airflow Complete one cycle after another.Ymir followed suit like a conditioned reflex, he just felt so happy that he was so happy that he flew up. This was an extreme pleasure that was incomparable to the previous two times. At this time, he didn't care if he didn't see the true face of the person who matched him. Because of the darkness in front of her eyes, she is completely immersed in the senses, and the insatiable fairy in her arms is like a mermaid with higher morality, fascinated by the pure technology house, and does not know the sun and the moon.
Just like a wonderful but short dream, because the movie has already been finished, Joey, who is not in a hurry to go to work, rarely delays the end time. Even so, in the eyes of Ymir who is getting more and more knowledgeable, the lingering night is still short It made one wish that time would stop, and allow him to fight with the person in his arms for another [-] rounds.
"I'm leaving, and I'll come back to you in ten days, okay?" Joey said in a hoarse voice to Imir, who was beside him who was equally exhausted, panting lightly to calm down the aftertaste of passion.
He was right!The joy of two feelings is the true meaning that needs to be sought most in life!It is so wonderful to be able to embrace each other passionately and have a warm and pleasant conversation!At this moment, Joey overcame the man's inferiority, thinking purely and single-mindedly, provoking more than one person is definitely the most stupid thing in the world, don't think about the accidental relationship with Ibel again, from now on In the future, Ibel will only have one identity for himself - brother-in-law!
……
Ymir didn't know what the person next to his pillow was thinking. After hearing the other party's agreement for ten days, he couldn't help blurting out: "Why does it take ten days?"
Silent, like a person looking at each other without words for a long while, Joey finally couldn't help laughing out loud, because he was so excited that he almost forgot to disguise his voice, revealing his original voice, and was cruelly seen through his true colors.
Ymir blushed, and couldn't believe that such stupid words came out of his own mouth. He wished he could go back in time and answer again.This time he will definitely stabilize his mind, and answer him very noble and glamorous, "Will love come or not, hum!"
Afraid that if he continued to laugh, the technical geek whose skin is thinner than paper would turn into anger, Joey calmed down wittily, with a pleasant smile on the corner of his mouth, he couldn't help but leaned forward and kissed the skin behind Ymir's ear, here is his Every time I touch it, it will trigger a very surprising reaction, so Mr. Qiao likes to touch him every time to tease him. Sure enough, after this kiss, Ymil It trembled twice like an electric shock, and then yelled at Joey in a nasty tone, "What are you doing! Don't touch my place after you tell me!"
"I know, I know," Joey held back a smile to perfunctory him, anyway, he will do the same trick again next time, it's so interesting to tease this guy, "I really have to go, this time I will go as soon as possible if I have time I came to see you, huh? Take good care of your body, goodbye."
After speaking, Joey went to Ymir's bathroom to wash his body hastily, put on his clothes and left quietly.
Ymir was still angry, but she forgot to let go of herself before she left. Being tied to the bed in such a state, did Ibel see that he still has the face to live? !But to his surprise, the man left within less than a minute, and the rope that bound him seemed to have a life of its own, untied him by itself, and then disappeared.
Ymir's eyes are terrifyingly bright!It was the first time he had seen such a spiritual weapon, and it turned out to be a rope!Weapons embedded with magic crystals will have different effects in the master's hands, but generally speaking, the "spirituality" must be directly contacted by the master to have a little clue. It's unbelievable that the weapon can still move autonomously after leaving.What's more, the rope tied him up overnight, how could he fail to notice that there were no magic crystals of any attribute embedded in it!
With such a powerful episode, Ymir wanted to dig him out even more urgently.But the damn thing is, there are still nineteen days before the snake manhua will bloom and bear fruit. The days are too long, and I can't wait.
And this thing is not very reliable. After all, She Manhua's name is well known all over the world. That person is very powerful, so he might not be able to detect it in advance and die in the bud. Knowing the true face of that person, such a passive and pathetic state, as a man, I can't bear it at all!It's better to have a reliable method, and it's better to get rid of that person's skin next time, so that she can be irrefutable, and also experience her own methods, so that she doesn't dare to take herself seriously!
With such an urgent desire, Ymir's brain turned rapidly.He first went to the bathroom to rinse, then filled his luxurious bathtub with water, poured in a little soothing essential oil, buried his whole body in it, and fell into deep thinking while the water was floating and sinking.
Soon, Ymir had a flash of inspiration and suddenly had a good idea.
Why didn't I think of it earlier? !Climbing out to dry his body, he took out a clean set of clothes from the closet and put them on. Ymir couldn't wait for a quarter of an hour, and rushed to his alchemy laboratory.Of course, before going there, he also brought the complete sealed konjac over there, and then opened up various bottles and jars, and began to experiment with selflessness.
……
The most annoying thing in the world is that when you are so busy that you are about to fly off your feet, some people who don't understand you will come to disturb you.
Of course, there will be no one else who can enter his laboratory unimpeded, except his unlucky brother Ibel.
Ymir continued to process the same alchemy material without raising his head, and said impatiently, "What are you doing, Ibel, please leave if you have nothing to do, I'm busy!"
Ibel didn't speak.
Ymir waited for a long time, but he didn't see his brother making a sound, so he couldn't help but glanced at him strangely, only to find that Ibel's expression was very strange, and finally put down the injured work, walked over with a little worry, and stretched out his right hand in front of Iber's eyes After shaking, he asked, "What's wrong with you? What happened? Hey, don't scare me, just tell me what's going on!"
Ibel's eyes flickered, and the corners of his mouth suddenly curved. The dark aura emanating from his body just now seemed to be an illusion, but in a blink of an eye he returned to his usual calm and sunny appearance. He raised his hand and touched Imir's dog's head, his tone He said relaxedly: "What is it? If something happens to you when you are with me every day, can you not know? Stupid brother, I lied to you."
Ymir carefully looked at Ibel suspiciously, saw that he did not show the slightest weakness, and finally couldn't bear him anymore, slapped his dog's paws on his head, rolled his handsome eyes, and went back to work He waved his hand away and said, "Ibel, you are really boring, get out of here, I'm working on a great alchemy item, if you have nothing to do, don't get in the way here."
Ibel didn't care about the offense of his stupid brother this time, he said in his mouth, "Oh, what a good thing you can make, you are so stupid, forget it, I'd better leave first, and save yourself from screwing up and blame me" , and then turned around and went out very well.
Most of Ymir's mind was focused on the work he had just begun, and he didn't have the energy to think about what the hell his brother was doing. As long as there was something important between them, they would not hide it from each other. Ibel's words were right, every day They can meet each other, the possibility of one party having a major incident and the other party not being aware of it is too small, and there is no such thing as a girly thing such as mutual complaints between two big men, so soon, Ymir Forget about this stubble and concentrate on working.
After going out and closing the door, Ibel's relaxed expression suddenly turned cold.
That breath, that look...
Joey is here.
They did.
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