Otherworldly entertainment industry

Looking at the development history of the entire continent, you will find a very obvious fault. 5000 years ago, whether it was magic, alchemy, martial arts, etc., it was much more developed than it is now.In terms of magic theory alone, many branches were derived at that time, the most basic elemental magic, and then all kinds of variant magic.But after a war that swept across the entire continent, many amazing and brilliant masters fell, resulting in the loss of many unique skills.

Including the construction of the teleportation array that had already formed a certain scale at that time.

No one will build a new teleportation array, and as those already built have been abandoned and damaged in the long river of time, there are only [-] large and small teleportation arrays that can still be operated on the entire continent, including Jia A small teleportation array under the jurisdiction of the main palace of Mo City, and a medium-sized teleportation array under the jurisdiction of the Imperial Palace of the Naga Kingdom.

In order to use this teleportation array as little as possible to reduce man-made losses, the Kingdom stipulates that the teleportation array cannot be used to transfer people or larger monsters, but can only be used to transfer some urgent documents and the like, so despite the The small number seems to be rare, but these teleportation arrays can really be called tasteless.The biggest use today is instead as a special reward, open to those magicians and alchemists who are interested in this, hoping that they can research something and reproduce the glory of the year.It's a pity that it's been so long, and I haven't seen anything practical and useful.

And early this morning, after a moderate quarrel in Jiamo City Lord's Mansion, the city lord, Marquis Philemon, slammed the door holding a beautifully decorated small box, and walked quickly towards the entrance of the teleportation array. Regardless of Isabella's hysterical crying and cursing, he put the small box into the teleportation array, activated the magic crystal, rubbed his hands and his eyes glowed excitedly, "Women have long hair but short knowledge, stupid Isabella Woman, what's the use of guarding this thing by yourself? Of course you have to pass it on to His Majesty the King!"

The best thing that the Marquis of Philemon has done in his life is to figure out the thoughts of the superiors, so he flatters others who flatter him, and others can't scratch it. Only he has risen step by step, and now he has just passed fifty and has become a kingdom The lord of the second largest city, Jiamo!Having tasted the sweetness, the highly motivated Marquis Filimont will naturally keep improving and hone his skills, just waiting for the opportunity to do a beautiful thing. Perhaps by then, the Marquis Filimont will become the Duke of Filimont Woolen cloth!

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What was contained in that small box was, of course, the movie player that the wife of the lord, Isabella, had just brought home and was still fresh and hot. Like Lyanna, she also watched "Cinderella", and it was also out of control. , I didn’t even care about dinner, and the replay was mesmerizing until the third time, when my husband, Marquis Philemon, came home, Philemon stood behind her and watched it for 10 minutes, intoxicated by the girl in the movie The heartbroken Isabella didn't realize it. During this time, Philemon quickly thought of the perfect use of this new thing, so he decisively announced the confiscation, and the deadline was tomorrow morning. He cried out mercifully Isabella had an extra night of darling.

There was no time wasted at all, he adopted the method of teleportation array, and attached a letter with gorgeous rhetoric and relaxation in the box. Based on the successful experience of Marquis Philemon's many years of flattering, he has absolute confidence that he will definitely get it this time. His Majesty's favor!

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With almost no time difference, the small box marked 'urgent' was carefully held by the beautiful maid and sent to King Edward II.Edward II is almost 60 years old this year, with a big belly. Because he was too lecherous last night, he couldn't get up this morning. He waited until the sun was high before he washed up slowly. With a pair of swollen goldfish eyes, he yawned and was ready to eat something , and then glanced out of the corner of his eyes, just in time to see the small golden box, he couldn't help raising his eyebrows with interest.

"what is this?"

A maid beside him answered him with a low eyebrow and pleasing eyes: "Marquis Philemon sent it over via the teleportation array early this morning. The box is sealed, so I don't know what's inside."

"Hmm..." Edward II was aroused, he liked Philemon very much, no one could do anything better than him, and he always brought many interesting things to Edward II from time to time. Therefore, as soon as he heard that it was sent by Philemon, Edward II ordered someone to open it. He chewed the bread and beef while reading the carefully crafted letter.

"...Haha, ask someone to take a picture of my magnificent life?" Edward II slapped his thigh and smiled and said to Queen Matala who was sitting not far from him, "Philipmond is really more and more fond of bragging Yes! Look, all this ramblings he writes... ha ha ha..."

Matala's face was painted white, and her thin eyebrows were drawn in an exaggerated arc, flying obliquely into her temples. She hated her husband's rudeness very much. Talking at the dinner table is the most uneducated behavior!But who told him that he was the king? He could only signal to the maid behind him, telling her to bring the letter over, and then read it to her in a low voice.

Excluding those various compliments and gorgeous words, the general meaning of the whole letter is that in his jurisdiction, a "very interesting thing" has appeared, which can use real people to act out an interesting story, and then use a kind of The magical alchemy items are filmed, sealed in a small jade, and then can be played repeatedly without limit.He paid a lot of money to get one, and he sincerely believes that although the story is "quite interesting", the most meaningful task for the shooter should be to quickly write the script to bring the magnificent "Great Edward II" to life. It was photographed in a lifetime, so that the whole continent can understand the greatness and wisdom of the king, and it was finally preserved and passed on to future generations, Barabara.

Queen Matala gracefully wiped the corners of her mouth with a handkerchief, stood up, and invited Edward II, who had almost eaten, with the corners of her eyes downcast, "Since he plays so well, and he is fine now, do you want to come and have a look?" ?”

Edward II also asked someone to wipe his greasy mouth and hands clean. With a fat belly as if he was pregnant in June, he followed Matara to the nearby drama hall.

For entertainment, the top aristocrats usually keep some entertainers. They can play some musical instruments and sing in a way similar to modern western operas, but the variety is very single, and the stories are always the same. Edward II never liked to listen to their babbling. Hanging your throat, every time you listen to it, you will fall asleep in a short time.This theater hall is specially prepared to entertain those noble guests. There is a gorgeous stage and more than a dozen seats. Matala likes it very much. She thinks that art can cultivate sentiment. As a model of a noble lady, she has always been keen on Serve as a variety of examples.

According to the instructions, the projection machine was set up, and the image was projected onto the white curtain. As soon as the compelling effect came out, the king and his wife, who were rather careless, sat up straight at once, and in the next two hours, Full of interest, he lamented sorrows and joys with the ups and downs of the storyline. He has never had artistic cells. Edward II, who originally planned to sleep from beginning to end, actually finished watching this time with great energy.

"Well, that guy Philemon is always so reliable. Who took this shot? I must summon him to show the great story of my magnificent life? I'm really looking forward to it..." Holding his chin , Edward II narrowed his eyes and planned.

"My God, what a shame!" Matala's focus is completely different from her husband's. She is now wearing the most popular wide-swing floor-length dress with beautiful and complicated lace on the neckline and cuffs. A full set of rich and noble gold jewelry, white face makeup, slender eyebrows, scarlet lips, in short, there is no part that is not at the peak of popularity. After watching this film, I started to fidget, as if my body was covered with lice.

"Damn it! Who made those people's dresses, jewelry, and those charming glass slippers? It's crazy! No, I'll call Romont in a while, and I still don't have it in my wardrobe." Too many clothes..."

Thinking of this, Queen Matara couldn't sit still anymore, just as Edward II was going back to send a letter to Marquis Philemon, the couple looked at each other, said goodbye to each other for a while, and after a light hug, they went to I'm busy with my own business.

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The Marquis of Philemon was fidgeting all morning, and ordered the knights stationed in the teleportation circle that if there was a letter from the palace, it must be sent to him as soon as possible. It was almost time for lunch, but still a little There was no movement. When the butler came to ask if he wanted to serve dinner, he waved his hand impatiently. How could he be in the mood to eat at such a time!

Because Isabella got her husband's promise that he would give her more money and ask her to buy a new set, so now she is no longer angry, but seeing Philemon scratching her head like that, she didn't feel very angry. She taunted her twice, but the other party was not in the mood to talk to her at all, so she couldn't help but shut up, and began to concentrate on cutting the steak.

At this time, the knight captain Farah suddenly walked in, gave a knight salute to the excited Marquis Philemon, and then, under his repeated urging, handed over the letter he had just received from the palace to the Marquis, and retreated. down.

The Marquis of Philemon quickly opened the letter, browsed through it first, and then laughed triumphantly, "I just said that His Majesty the King will not ignore my proposal! Leave it to me to take full responsibility? Hahaha, it seems to be good I have made some plans, and I heard that the person who took the film is a young and excessive light magician? What reason can I use to persuade him? As long as the effect that His Majesty wants is produced, the Duke is just around the corner!"

Isabella was listening, and when she heard 'Duke', she couldn't help interjecting excitedly: "Leon, am I right? Is this the only way to change to the title of duke?"

The Marquis of Philemon turned around excitedly, and said with a high-spirited smile: "Of course! Now you don't feel sorry for that machine, do you? You know, when I die, my title will definitely be inherited by George. But it's a big deal!"

Isabella nodded again and again with a smile on her face. If the Duke can really come back, the deal will not suffer.

Let's say that the Marquis of Philemon got into the carriage with great ambition and marched towards Joey's mansion.He prepared a lot of words to persuade Joey, because Edward II is really a very mediocre king. Although he did not issue any decrees that aroused public outrage, as a person, he is really lustful and incompetent, basically without any shining points. The people of the Naga Kingdom will not rise up against him. To say how respectful they are is pure nonsense. If Joey is not a great magician, he can still intimidate and lure him, but offending a young and promising great light magician is absolutely It's an unwise behavior, the gang of immortals in the Magic Guild are quite difficult to mess with.

Joey naturally didn't know that there would be an uninvited visitor, but he had prepared for such a situation early on. Any wise ruler would have the ambition to control the mouthpiece of public opinion, and he had already had a strategy to deal with it. The only surprise was , came earlier than he thought.

After all, that movie was released in a very small amount, and its influence was very small, but it spread to the king's ears so quickly. Joey glanced at the Marquis Philemon in front of him, and it seemed that the city lord had contributed a lot in it. .

"What? With Edward II as the protagonist of the new film?" Joey's mouth twitched. He had only heard that Edward II was a fat old man with mediocre talents, a lecherous and lazy man. How could there be such a demand from Tom Su... …

The Marquis of Philemon nodded amiably, and boasted without blinking his eyes: "If you have any requests, you can ask, and you will never be treated badly. Maybe you don't know much about His Majesty the King. In fact, he is a A benevolent and kind monarch, he has had many magnificent experiences in his long life, as long as you add a little bit of artistic processing to the realism... His Majesty the King will be very satisfied."

He blinked, revealing a smile that Joey understood very well, that kind of tacit mutual understanding.

Joey is simply powerless, Marquis Philemon is too modest, the facts may have to be reversed, it should be based on artistic exaggeration, with a little bit of facts added.

Fortunately, it was Joey who came through, not those artists who had a bad temper and blasphemed art or would rather die. As a child who grew up in a top rich family, he had seen too much of such "artistic processing".

In ancient times, it was said that history is like a knife, but in fact, novelists and dramatists should not be messed with. The most typical negative example is Chen Shimei, a good scholar-bureaucrat, who was written as a scumbag who abandoned his wife and children in pursuit of wealth, and his infamy will last forever.Positive examples include Hai Rui, a typical scumbag father, an upright official who had no money or rice in his family, divorced and starved to death three wives successively, and his six-year-old daughter bumped an arm with a nephew, and she used it as an excuse for indecency Cut off his daughter's arm... But it didn't delay him from becoming a famous and upright official, and I don't know how many people admired it.

In modern times, such examples abound. It is quite easy to discredit and deify a person through public opinion. Art always comes from life and is higher than life. The world cannot do without those iron He is a very upright and upright literati, who will never compromise with those in power even if he loses his life. Joey admires and admires those people very much, but he absolutely can't do it.Although he is an artist, he has the blood of a businessman in his bones. It is his instinct to switch between inside and outside the rules. Smart people will never choose to kill the fish and break the net. Most of them will pursue a win-win situation.

It's just making a movie with the king as the main character to satisfy his Tom Sue plot. This situation is like snatching shooting tools, stealing his property by stealth, torture and extorting knowledge in his mind, etc. The plot development is much better. Anyway, everyone has their bright spots. Taking Hai Rui as an example, the bright spot is that he is an upright official. Strengthening the former point, weakening or even erasing the latter point, can it be said that his shooting is wrong?He just showed the side of the character.

It also happened to use this to connect with the royal family and obtain some real benefits.

Well, the only unhappy thing is that the next movie he is preparing will be postponed later.Originally, he had filmed a fairy tale romance story that women like, and then he planned to play a big one, which belongs to men's passionate action movies, adventures, passionate men, dwarves, elves, and the fury of the extreme north. Orcs, treasures, fighting, blood and tears, are a bit similar to the Lord of the Rings, but it is another story. Using imagination within the framework of this world, Joey has already drawn a lot of images in his mind. Now King Tom It's not all a bad thing for Su Heng to intervene, he will have time to carve it out carefully, and it must be ignited to completely stir up the mainland.

"Okay, but I want to have an interview with His Majesty the King. You know, I don't know much about that Majesty." Now that the decision has been made, Joey said without inkling, "And the reward I need , You have to discuss it with His Majesty in person, of course, Lord Marquis, after the matter is completed, you will definitely not lose any of the benefits you deserve."

Philemon, who had a strange face after hearing the previous paragraph, finally breathed a sigh of relief. He didn't expect that this great magician, although young, is not such a person who is proud of his talents and different from vulgar things. He is very good at doing things!This time he smiled sincerely, "Have a nice cooperation."

"Pleasant to work with."

Before leaving, Philemon confessed: "I'll go back and ask His Majesty the King for instructions. When I get the specific time, I will come to inform you immediately, and I will trouble you to go to the imperial capital in person."

"Of course," Joey said with a smile as he sent him out the door, "wait for the good news."

When Marquis Philemon's carriage went away, Joey waved, and the butler Charlie came over, "Go to the next door and ask Ibel to come over, saying that I have something to discuss."

Just now, Philemon's words were implicated, implying that Edward II admired the actor who played the prince very much. The implication was that Edward II very much hoped that Iber could play his role.In Joey's opinion, he can use Ibell very well. King Tom Sue's complex has developed, and his vision is quite good. Playing him with a handsome man like Ibel will definitely add points to his image.

Charlie bowed his head and agreed, and quickly went to deal with it, and Joey went back to the living room where the guests were waiting.

However, it was said that Ymir slept until the afternoon during this catch-up sleep, and it was really hearty. After waking up, he felt refreshed and extremely energetic.

After he washed up, he remembered the secret he had just learned. The person with whom he had spent four nights was not only a boy, but he was definitely Joey!Although he wasn't angry, but as the price of playing tricks on him for so long, he, Ymir, was not a temperless persimmon, so he would naturally settle the accounts and ask him to return the capital with interest.

But after thinking about it for a long time, Ymir still feels a little shy, it's really a little embarrassing to rush over to question so openly and stubbornly!Alas, it's okay for a pure nerd to speak harshly, but when it comes time to use real swords and guns, he will easily wither away. Ymir is in a dilemma, and he doesn't know what to do for a while.

While wandering in the room, he suddenly saw a suit of clothes on the hanger. Ibel also had a suit of that suit, and he often wore it. Imir liked the style of the dress very much, so he did the same. One set, but it would be awkward for him to wear it himself, so the clothes are usually just decorations for Ymir, and he has never worn them out.

Ymir had an idea!He came up with a great idea!

This kind of thing is very common. For example, if a person has a difficult thing to talk about and wants to talk to others, he usually does not say "I", what happened, what happened, but cleverly put it another way, using " I have a friend' to refer to 'me' and put everything on that 'my friend' who doesn't need to be, so all the shame is gone and it's easier to talk about.

The same is true of Ymir's current plan. He can achieve the same effect by wearing his brother's clothes. What's more, in this way, he can also give himself some psychological hints, similar to "I am not fighting alone, "Brother is with me" means, when the time comes to ask about sin, it will be absolutely solemn!Absolutely imposing like a rainbow!

With this in mind, Ymir quickly put on his clothes, tidied up in front of the mirror, took a deep breath to subdue the tension in his heart, and then took big strides to kill Joey's house with arrogance and arrogance. went.

Joey sat in the living room and waited. To pass the time, he began to draw the movie images in his mind again, one after another, slowly immersed in it, and almost forgot the time.At this time, out of the corner of his eye, he suddenly saw someone coming in, glanced at him, and stood up with a smile. Just as he was about to say hello to 'Ibel' who came in, 'Ibel' spoke first with an astonishing momentum.

"Joy! Don't you have anything to say about our double cultivation?!"

Joey was stunned, a little ashamed and a little embarrassed, he thought it was over long ago, but he didn't expect Ibel to still be worried about it, but he made the mistake, so naturally there was nothing to complain about, so he Apologizing with a good attitude: "Ibel, didn't you say that the two nights of our double cultivation didn't exist? I'm really sorry..."

Ymir, whose blood is on fire: "..."