Otherworldly entertainment industry

"Ha! Ibel, are you too self-righteous? It's a matter between the two of us, but you always plan to carry it all by yourself! It's just that he was born a little later than you, and it's not your son! You are tired of being a mother-in-law. Are you not tired?!" Ymir was completely angry, mercilessly saying what he said, until his face turned pale and he was speechless.

"Also, don't forget, even if your body is good, how can you be better than me?! You are so selfless, you always give me other things, and you dare not say a word It's quite possible to hide and imagine yourself as a tragic hero! Ibel, what do you think I am? A stupid brother who never understands and never knows how to think about others?" Ymir continued to get mad.

Ibel looked straight at him. Although he didn't nod desperately, Ymir, who knew him very well, easily understood it from it. That's right, that's what he thought.

Could not be more angry!

"How dare you talk about my cleanliness? What is cleanliness? Can I eat it?!" The furious Ymir almost possessed the aura of a demon king. No, he finally didn't bother to say any more, he stepped forward and grabbed Ibel's right hand, and dragged him to the outside with incredible strength. The cheap man planned to go up to say hello, but was intimidated by God Ymir's aura of blocking and killing the gods and Buddhas, so he froze on the spot very cowardly, and did not dare to take any action.

Ymir dragged Ibel to his lair.

Due to the weird feeling of being wronged, Ibel didn't resist at all. He simply swallowed his breath and went into Ymir's alchemy room. After holding back for a long time, he finally said, "Well, Joey came to you just now. Blast away?"

Then in the next second, he saw Mr. Qiao who was tied into a cocoon on Ymir's big bed and was moving inch by inch to escape from prison.

Ibel: "..."

Joey: "...QAQ"

This rhythm is wrong, help!Could it be that Ymir wanted to stab Daji Qiao to death in public in order to fulfill the righteousness of the brothers?

Mr. Qiao, who had filled his mind with the plots of many bloody movies, burst into tears in his heart. The more he thought about it, the more terrified he became. His big eyes were full of mist, and there was an astonishingly unabusive beauty.

Ibel was a little distracted thinking that he and Ymir were indeed brothers, and his first reaction when he learned the truth was to use his own way to treat him. Joey could be brought down twice by the same trick. This time, it actually gave him a strange sense of satisfaction - it seems that there is nothing to worry about if he is knocked down twice, who doesn't make a mistake...

Like a blackened demon king, Ymir walked towards Joey in an astonishing manner.

Death to me... Mr. Qiao lay weakly on the bed, closing his eyes and waiting to die.

Then he felt someone pressing on him with great force, and Joey couldn't help but let out a muffled groan.The man's teeth just hit his lower lip, and the faint smell of blood diffused. Young Master Qiao, who had almost never suffered in the real sense, was aggrieved and angry when he suddenly suffered this bloody disaster. He couldn't help but open his eyes wide. He stared hard at the past.

What he saw was Ibel, who was even more shocked than he was. The two of them maintained that strange posture, and they both froze. Because the distance was too close, their eyes gradually became cross-eyed. , although it was full of beautiful blood, but it no longer had the oppressive force just now, no matter how you look at it, it's funny.As a good director, Mr. Qiao even almost had an obsessive-compulsive disorder, because the style of painting changed too fast, and it was not coordinated at all!

The instigator standing next to him, Ymir, snorted coldly, and pulled up Ibel, who had been pushed by him just now, with a destructive black devilish aura on his face, leaned down, and firmly aimed at Joey who was still there. Bleeding red lips kissed——

Joey: Fuck, Fuck!

After those few nights of precepts and deeds, Ymir is obviously not the rookie at the beginning. Although his kissing skills are not as good as Young Master Qiao, they are quite impressive.At this moment, Ymir, with an unprecedented force, pushed open Joey's slightly opened jaw, and thrust the tip of his tongue into it, sweeping across. Because of such a rough action, a lot of blood oozed from Joey's broken lips. , mixed with the oncoming male hormones, a little fishy smell is not offensive at all, but quickly ignites the passion!

A few minutes later, in Mr. Qiao's embarrassing absence, the two separated.If you look in the mirror, you will find that both of their lips are stained with blood and slightly swollen.Still unfinished, out of breath.

Ibel, who stood one meter away and watched the whole process: Fuck, Fuck!

Ymir stood up domineeringly, licked his lips evilly, and said to his brother who had already been stunned: "Huh? Cleanliness!"

Ibel almost collapsed, you made such a grand ceremony just to prove that you have no cleanliness? !

Ymir, a technical geek who has always been straightforward, tired of all kinds of nonsensical communication, and regards all the conventional rules in the world as nothing, suddenly exerted his strength and messed up two guys who might be ten times better than him at ordinary times. Completely stunned, he was so dumb that he couldn't make the same domineering reaction at all.

After finally straightening his tongue, Ibel stammered and said, "So, so?"

Ymir curved his lips evilly and cruelly, "So, the three of us are doing double cultivation!"

Well, evil spirits and cruelty are indeed illusions, and it seems that the big demon king and the like are all overcompensated by these two guilty dogs, but...'So, the three of us should cultivate together'. The unscrupulous conclusion, I really can't understand it even if I want to break my head. How could I come up with Ymir who is like a pure little white rabbit?

Where do you put Mr. Qiao, who was born in a wealthy family, then continued to work in the entertainment industry, and is extremely calm about all kinds of bad morals? !

Where do you put Ibel, who is tough by nature, and then joins the mercenary world, turning a blind eye to all kinds of mess? !

Starting from Joey's wrong words, within a short half a day, one after another thunderbolts came so densely that they completely numb Joey and Ibel. If anything illogical happened next, they would all You can bear it very calmly, without any fuss.

But the instinct was still there, and the two guys with more thoughts all subconsciously objected, "No..."

Ymir glared fiercely at each of them, "Why not? Tell them one by one, Ibel, you come first!"

Do you have any respect for your brother? !Ibel dared to be angry but did not dare to slander. In fact, he didn't have any special reason worth talking about. The answer just now was subconscious, so now, he can only point out weakly, "Three people, How can three people cultivate together? If you don’t believe me, ask Joey, right Joey?”

Joey asked idiotically, "Huh?"

Then he calmed himself down under the condemning eyes of Ibel's pig teammates, and explained dryly: "Yes, um, three people can't double cultivation..."

Ymir looked at Joey contemptuously, "I don't need to bring up the reason for being so mentally retarded. I see that you have practiced dual cultivation so many times, and you are still alive and kicking? Even if you really can't, the three of us will die together!"

Joey & Ibell: "..."

Then the domineering Ymir asked Joey again, "Okay, now it's your turn, what's your reason?"

Please don't ask!Joey is simply suffering the most severe test in his life at this time!Resisting the inferiority of a man is already very hard, obviously as long as there is less nonsense, the happiness of all people will be properly achieved, twin lovers!Double 1 fly!Is it the highest level of temptation in all times and in all over the world?But the sensible Mr. Qiao kept waking himself up. These two people are not ancient female models who were brainwashed by feudal ideology. Even the ancient female models can play brutal house fights. He is so happy to accept everything. At that time, it is very likely that he will not know how he died. For a person like him who has ambitions in the world, why should he bother, is it just vanity?

He, Joey, is not that wretched man who can only think with his lower body and can't refuse the temptation!

So he stated his reasons in a serious manner: "Ah, it's just three people, three people can't practice dual cultivation..."

Just die, don't you know that you are so spineless, mighty and unyielding? !

Sure enough, this was obviously a stupid reason to make up numbers, and he was killed by Ymir in less than a second.

The little black devil in Joey's mind also kicked the little white angel out of the sky, the little devil secretly rejoiced, don't be a hypocrite anymore, it's so good!Being forced to act like you were wronged and agreeing to accept both brothers, can you be more shameless?Are you happy?

Mr. Qiao suppressed the little devil who had completely exposed his heart. He was a little tangled thinking, ah, what a headache. I didn’t expect that I seemed to be unlucky, but I was such an irresistible protagonist. Is this the legend? The Stallion Man?Anyway, it was a good start. I heard that the biggest characteristic of the stallion man is that not only all the beauties he meets will cry and marry him, but also everything will go smoothly, and he will create a grand hegemony in a different world... …Maybe God is reminding him that his great ideal is about to succeed? !

In fact, Mr. Qiao, who has never read stallion novels, but only heard some concepts, thought with satisfaction in his heart.

"Okay, now that we've come to this point..." Ymir commanded coldly, "Ibel, didn't you watch us for a long time last night? You should come first this time!"

Trying his best to ignore the tingling pain in his heart, Ymir thought fiercely, since Ibel can do it, of course I can do it too!He wanted to watch from the sidelines and feel his brother's mood last night.

"Wait, wait!" Joey was stunned, isn't this too fast?The world of an otaku really doesn't understand to normal people, who, who wants to show him in public!Mr. Qiao is also ashamed, okay?Difficult, can't there be some necessary excess?People work!

Obviously, he was definitely not the only one who was frightened, Ibel was also stunned, and this time he finally couldn't bear it anymore, and decided that he could no longer let his stupid brother convulse.

At this moment, he finally returned to his usual state. The calm and wise Ibel returned, and he scolded Ymir with a cold face, "Don't mess around!"

But Ymir was obsessed with his obsession, and said with a stiff neck, "I'm not messing around! Brother, if you don't go, I, I will drug you!"

After finishing speaking, he took out a small bottle of potion packaged in crystal texture, and under Ibel's dangerous gaze, he calmly threatened: "Don't even think about taking it away, I'm naturally not as skilled as you, but you think I'm not Have you prepared early? Have you seen this button? As soon as I press it, the bottle will shatter and the gas will evaporate. If you smell it, you will be hit. What, Ibel, do you want to compare, is it you who move faster, or me? Move fast?!"

The veins on Ibel's forehead popped up, he gritted his teeth and said, "I-mi-er!"

Ymir smiled faintly, "If I made you angry, I will apologize later, this time I just want you to feel it, to make decisions for others, how do other people feel...Tit for tat, Ibel, are you Those who understand my character, even you, can't make me suffer, right? Since you dared to lie to me, you must be prepared to be revenged by me!"

Ibel: "..."

"QAQ" Joey looked at the ongoing development of God in front of him, and thought in his heart - I knew that greed would have retribution!You brothers are more careful not to hurt the innocent, okay?I have been tied up so miserably, please ignore me for now... Bastard Ymir, I was so blind back then, how could I mistake you for a harmless little white rabbit?No wonder people always say that honest people should not be messed with, because they have no bottom line when they explode!

The atmosphere is tense and explosive.

However, at such a critical moment, a small black stone tied to Joey's wrist suddenly vibrated, making a deafening sound.

This kind of small black stone is very famous in the mainland, but because of its useless use and high price, only a few people actually buy it.The full name of the little thing is "Magic Communication Stone", which can enable the two holders to transmit voices, but there is a distance limit, and it can only ensure that the straight-line distance does not exceed one kilometer and can be unimpeded.The two communication stones are connected by a single line, and the price is an astonishing one hundred gold coins a pair, which is not used by the rich and the non-idle.

As a local tyrant who is not short of money, he used to use mobile phones in his previous life. Although this thing is far inferior to it, Joey still bought a pair with a lot of blood. He wears one and the other is in the hands of the housekeeper Charlie. A dedicated butler can find his master at any time, and will not delay any urgent matters.

Mr. Qiao has never been at such a moment, he felt that the piercing sound of the communication stone was so pleasant, it was like the sound of heaven!He tried his best to suppress the buoyant emotions in his heart, looked at Ibel, who also relaxed his shoulders slightly, and begged softly: "Well, get me through, my housekeeper basically never uses this to find me, and it is very likely that something happened at home now. What's the big deal..."

Ibel awkwardly moved towards Ymir's scalp-numbing gaze, grabbed Joey's slender wrist, and looked for the mechanism to trigger the communication stone.

His face burned uncontrollably, and he didn't need to look in the mirror to know that it must be terribly red now.

Speaking of which, since that time, he has never been in contact with Joey. He didn't feel it at first, but this time he held his hand again, Ibel was surprised that he seemed to be suffering from skin hunger and couldn't help it. a swing.But because the crazy and stupid brother was watching, Ibel, who thought he was stable and cold, couldn't restrain his shyness. He felt that his dirty heart must have been noticed by Ymir. With a guilty conscience, he pressed the button furiously. The organ let go of Joey's wrist to cover up, and then stepped back a few steps in order to show a gentleman's demeanor. When he heard Ymir's sneer, he wanted to find a crack in the ground and get in!

"...Master, the Marquis of Philemon just came to visit and said that he has something important to explain to the master. He is waiting in the living room. Is the master free to receive him now?"

"Yes! I'll go back right away!" Marquis Filimont, you are really good!Come at such a good time, thank you for your professionalism, it's great to be back so soon!

After the call was cut off, Joey looked at Ymir, and looked at Ymir with longing, soft, foggy and affectionate eyes. At this moment, under tremendous pressure, Mr. Qiao's acting skills exploded, his fragility and The helpless and pitiful appearance guaranteed that hard-hearted people would soften their hearts, "Ymir, how about we talk next time? Now I have something to do, it's really important!"

Ibel also chimed in and said, "Hey, that's right, the Marquis of Philemon is here on behalf of the king, so Joey shouldn't be neglected."

Holding the small bomb filled with unknown potion in his hand, Ymir walked towards Joey with a smile.

He crouched down.

Mr. Qiao looked at him eagerly.

Ymir said softly: "You also said that there is no one in a million people with a pure Yang physique, very, very rare, did you lie to me?"

Joey nodded confidently, this is absolutely true, that's how the cultivation world is set up!It is said that people with pure yang physique are geniuses competing for by various sects. Generally, they have a single fire root, or other spiritual roots that are mutated on the basis of fire roots, such as thunder. He has a stronger attack power than monks of the same level in martial arts, and it would be good to have one or two appearing every ten years. Otherwise, how could Joey feel that he was so lucky to pick up such a pair of twin brothers? table?

Ymir stretched out his hand to help Joey smooth his hair, and continued gently: "In this case, as long as you want to survive, you must come to me again, or Ibel, right?"

ha?Master Qiao, who suddenly realized this, held back his tears and nodded.

"I remember you said that the limit is ten days... Then I will give you ten days. If you don't show up within ten days," Ymir laughed twice, "I don't believe you will If you seek your own death, then there will be two explanations, one is that you have lied to me before...Joy, I hate being cheated the most in my life, do you understand?"

Where did that soft and cute Ymir go? !Joey nodded in grief and indignation while shouting in his heart.

"Of course there is another possibility, that is, you really couldn't bear it, so you went to find Ibel alone..." There was a gleam in Ymir's eyes, and he stopped smiling suddenly, "This situation is worse than the first one. It irritates me even more. Or you think my force value is not very good, so there is no threat, if that's the case, you can do it anyway, let's wait and see, okay?"

Joey: "...QAQ"

Well, regardless of the terrible threat, at least the current level is over for the time being. Joey rubbed his tied wrist with some red marks, put on his shoes and got off the bed, ready to leave.

Before leaving, he hesitated for a moment, then turned around, hooked Ymir's neck, and hugged him vigorously for a few seconds, "...I'm sorry."

A tear fell on his neck, but neither of them said anything.

……

Hurrying home, he saw Marquis Philemon in the living room wandering around with his hands behind his back. Joey went up to greet them. After the two greeted each other, he asked, "Your Excellency, Marquis, have good news?"

"That's right." The Marquis of Philemon smiled heartily, "His Majesty the King replied quickly. He asked me to tell you that it is best to leave as soon as possible. He is waiting for your arrival at the palace at any time."

Joey, who had expected it, nodded, "It's so troublesome to send a message to the Marquis. I'm going to pack it up. I'll be on my way tonight. I should be able to reach the imperial capital in two days. Please help tell His Majesty the king. I am very honored to be invited and wish him the best of luck." Good health and good luck."

The Marquis of Philemon smiled and said politely: "You are too polite. Alright, I'll take my leave now that the word has arrived."

Joey stood up and asked to stay, "Why don't you stay and have a light meal together, Your Excellency the Marquis?"

The Marquis of Philemon refused: "You are too busy now, wait until you have time later! I will not bother you for now, there will definitely be opportunities in the future, and I will definitely come to bother you."

"Okay," Joey said without hesitation, "then next time."

After sending away the Marquis Philemon, who accidentally saved his life, Joey called Charlie, ordered him to prepare the carriage for the journey, and confirmed the accompanying personnel. When everything was ready, he set off.

At this time, Ibel came over suddenly. He greeted Joey awkwardly, because he had already guessed that he would set off for the imperial capital. Joey didn't have professional guards under him. It was difficult to find a suitable one. It happened that Ibel's mercenary group was idle at this time, so he volunteered and asked to follow him all the way.

Joey, who didn't have a clear understanding of this unsafe world, heard what Ibel said, and then realized that this place is not as safe as his previous life, and there is a high possibility of encountering robbers when walking long distances And so on, when the few of them go out like this, with a beautiful and luxurious carriage, the young master with a "weak" appearance, almost writes on his face that he is coming to rob us, even if he is not afraid, it's just him After a while, I was not sure that I could protect the safety of all the entourage. Ibel's doing this was a great help.

So Joey was not hypocritical, he nodded and agreed with Ibel's accompanying opinion.

A satisfied smile appeared on Ibel's face.