[Death] Boss is difficult to be

So I unilaterally watched a battle between humans and cats. Ye Yi was called Shun Shen not just for show, even if he turned into a cat, he would still be a cat!Looking at the scene where Pingzi couldn't pull the cat off his face with a black thread on his head, I held on to the rare kindness of being a subordinate, and I was afraid that he would really get anxious and be overwhelmed, so that profiteers would not fall into his bowl in the future Facing the danger of being caught and disfigured, he quickly walked towards him and helped him pull the cat off his face.

This is the only thing about that person worthy of my appreciation, don't catch flowers for me and feed Ye Yisang!

In fact, I wanted to call the long-distance hotline to call Urahara Kisuke from thousands of miles away to clean up the tragedy, but after I easily raised the cat to save Hirako's face, Yoruichi gave me a sideways glance and quickly Leaving my arms, I stepped on the desk and flew a stack of documents, and ran out of the window sill.

The cat came and went lightly, waving its paws, leaving behind a lot of documents and claw marks all over its face...

"Captain, are you okay?" This man was already a lot shorter than me, and now he will be even shorter if he bends over. It's me, I really want to bend down to observe his face, because this guy is covering his face like it's really hurting...

"...Captain?" I hesitated and approached Pingzi again, raised my hand and reached for someone's shoulder...

"Boom-!!"

Accompanied by the violent collision sound, there were two wailing sounds, I was covering my chin while Pingzi was holding his head, this guy must have practiced iron head kung fu, my jaw is going to shatter my sky!I didn't expect that just putting it on his shoulders would have such a strong reaction, almost at the moment when my palm just touched the captain Haori, Hirako Mako raised her head quickly, the speed was unexpected and the strength was almost Didn't shatter my jaw.If some team members open the door now, they can see that their captain and deputy team are squatting in a corner of the office, one is covering his head, the other is holding his chin...

... What are these things! !

"What are you doing, Soyousuke?!" Mako Hirako stood up abruptly, turned to me and shouted at me. Judging from the slightly twitching corners of his mouth, the effects of force are reciprocal, and he probably died from the pain too. Worry about a concussion: "Is your jaw made of iron?!"

"Captain, you have practiced Iron Head Kung Fu." I also got up and stood up. To be honest, the moment I was hit, my eyes went blank, and I also felt what it feels like to see stars. Teeth or something, "I just want to see if you are injured, captain."

Mako Hirako twitched: "Does it need to be so close?!"

I turned my head speechlessly: "Okay, captain, it's my fault."

Pingzi drooped the corners of his mouth, and said speechlessly, "Your expression doesn't look like this!"

I turned my head to look at him, and sighed with a little headache.

The room was quiet for a while, and no one spoke. I rubbed my chin and suddenly felt that the cheerful atmosphere was a bit wrong. I was thinking about how to get this conversation on the right track, and Pingzi said, "The news has been received." Soyousuke, I have entrusted you with all the matters of the fifth team this year, remember to play tricks and have fun."

...is it more interesting to play tricks?

I asked suspiciously: "Captain, what are you talking about?"

Mako Hirako raised his eyebrows, glanced at me, then walked to my desk, reached out and glanced at the messy documents on the desk, took out a piece of paper and handed it to me: "Take a look."

I took the file, glanced over Pingzi's face, and then shifted my attention to the file in my hand. I quickly glanced up and down and instantly understood what Pingzi meant when he said that there are more tricks.

Jinglingting pays attention to the physical and mental health of the gods of death. They usually fight and kill, but there are also times when it is time to relax.Just like the company's annual meeting and the school's school building day, there will always be some random activities, but Jinglingting is not so clichéd, even if it is relaxed, it must be elegant... But in fact, I think it's just that they haven't introduced it yet. As a way to relax in this world, we have to adopt the most old-fashioned way of relaxation-appreciating flowers.

It's almost time for the cherry blossoms to bloom, and the celebration will be held on a public holiday. The captains of the thirteenth squad will sit together and drink, watch flowers and enjoy the show.This year, the captain of the sixth team is fully in charge, and what the fifth team needs to do is to take care of the things in its own team. At most, when there is no one around, just call a few people to help out.Hirako Mako never asks about such things, and all I have to do is order my subordinates.This festival can just buffer the negative impact of the previous turmoil, and it is worthwhile.

But it's a holiday...it's good, so I can rest and rest.

"Don't be too happy." Pingzi interjected coolly, "Don't think it's really just a holiday for you guys." Looking at my slightly puzzled eyes, he added another sentence: "You can have a holiday. Just us."

I was still puzzled by this sentence that day, but after a few days, I fully understood Wang Xifeng’s hard work and wanted to sigh to the sky, how cheating and unfair this Jingling Court, which exploits the working people, is.

There are a lot of trivial things that need to be dealt with here and there. I thought I could take advantage of this time to study the materials of the Lingwang Express and the experiment of Bengyu, but it turns out that I was wrong. I think the Lingwang When you give me the information, you should also express a copy of the cultivation cheats of the shadow clone, or make the day 48 hours, otherwise the workload makes me really want to find a fast speechless cow.

Maybe it was the fiery collision that brought me a little closer to Heiko Mako, or maybe he finally planned to take me out for a walk around the street. In short, during this period of time, I appreciate the No.12 team's little loli fiercely. Stepping on Hirako's face is a particularly pleasing and pleasant thing to do.

A neat kick hit the center of the face, and the magnificent three-way roll directly hit the wall... The deputy captain of the [-]th Division landed easily, and greeted Mako Hirako as a daily routine.

"Hyyori, you bastard!" Mako Hirako has a high level of resistance to punching and kicking. He can quickly get up and cover his nose and howl at the other party when his head touches the ground. They say it's not friends who don't get together. In fact, I really want to know his nose How could he keep falling and standing firmly on his face after every kick.

"Ha, who made you look so embarrassed, bald Mako!" Little Lolita's vice-team is only half as tall as Pingzi, but the momentum of the whole clamor has gone up, "I don't know. Will apologize!"

I silently stood aside and pushed my glasses, pretending not to see it.

"Little Hiyyori, you can't be so rude." A beautiful figure appeared at the door. Captain Hikifune Kiryu of the No. 12 team looked at his deputy team with a smile. From the outside, she was a beautiful, gentle and bold woman. , "Yo, Mako."

"Ah, Miss Hikifune." Hirako walked back to the door holding his nose and greeted the other party, then looked down at Hiyori standing beside her who suddenly became very well-behaved, and made a big grimace.

I:"……"

Hiyori jumped up in a second: "You bastard!!"

What's the matter with this feeling of watching kindergarten children fighting, big and small are all virtuous.

"Okay, okay." In the end, Hikifune restrained Hiyori who was about to offer another kick, and said to them with a smile, and then his eyes drifted towards me: "Mako, this is your new vice-captain, It's the first time I've seen it."

Pingzi squinted over, folded his hands in his sleeves, and squeezed out a monosyllable from his nasal cavity: "Ah."

"Hello, Captain Hikifune." When I was named, I immediately stood up to maintain the last appearance and image of our fifth team, and then I looked down and nodded at Little Lolita: "Vice-captain Sarkaki."

Comparable to the devil figure of the future Ranju Yujie, and has a beautiful face, I highly doubt that Hiyori will kick her feet every time she sees Mako Hirako because she said something rude about her first love back then. If it is tuned, it will end up like this.

Hiyori raised his head and gave me an airy look, and then looked away. I guessed that he had been exposed to too many Hirako models, and he didn’t respond when he met my normal model.Pingzi didn't intend to take me with him to idle away from work, and after telling me to leave and go back to finish the work, I quickly and simply disappeared from his sight and ran back to the episode without stopping.

"Meow—~"

Familiar voice, familiar Reiatsu.

"Meow meow—~~"

I stop.

"Meow meow meow~"

"So you are here."

He moved to the road, turned a corner, and as expected saw Kisuke Urahara and Yoruichi Sifuin.One person and one cat looked at me at the same time, I stood there, thought for a while and said hello: "Yo."

Kisuke Urahara also stood there blankly, seeing my reaction, he reflexively replied: "Morning, Vice Captain Aizen."

The two of them looked at each other speechlessly... What am I planning to do?

Reflexively shifted my gaze to the black cat sitting obediently in Urahara Kisuke's arms. Even through the mirror, I could clearly see that Yoruichi was looking at me with a scrutinizing gaze. He is still strong, and when he glanced up, he saw Kisuke Urahara, who had an innocent and tender face, was also looking at me, probably because he noticed that I was looking at the cat, so he naturally shifted his gaze to Yoruichi as well.

"So this cat is you, Urahara-kun." In fact, Kisuke Urahara and I have met twice, but I feel that it is too uncomfortable to be called Sanshi or something, and it is too familiar to be called directly. Tao almost hoped to get something related to Bengyu, but in fact, he never thought of being able to succeed. After all, the plot master said that we belong to the type of old enemies, and it is impossible to reconcile.

"Ah? That's not the case." Urahara Kisuke smiled, how shy he looked, and scratched his hair: "It's a friend's, I'm just looking for it, um, Vice Captain Aizen has seen it before."

"Well, it's quite lively."

As if thinking of something, Urahara nodded in agreement with my point of view: "Indeed."

"Yes." I echoed, and under Urahara's staring eyes, I said lightly, "After scratching our captain's face with paw marks, I jumped to the desk and made a table of documents spread all over the floor in the way of a goddess. My black cat..." I smiled softly at Urahara, who was instantly stuck, and said, "Indeed, it's very lively."